Deck the Lifetime Uncorked - Hunting Housewives (Lifetime - 2024) ft. Patrick Serrano

[00:00:00] Hi, I'm Bran and I love Lifetime movies. I'm Patrick Serrano and I am a Lifetime movie expert I'm Dan and I despise Lifetime movies and this is the Deck the Lifetime Uncorked Podcast Deck the Hallmark, it's his podcast Brandon and Friend's host his podcast

[00:00:19] We hope you like this jolly podcast Oh Hello everybody Another month Another Deck the Lifetime Uncorked Deck the Lifetime Uncorked, it's great to be back Patrick Hello Did we bump the vocals on that? Those vocals were coming in hot Well and uh we lost In the tragic

[00:00:46] Tripping incident The tripping incident of 24 I lost the old one that we would do for Deck the Lifetime Uncorked Where it was the boom boom boom So I gotta get it back somehow Bran lost his soundboard which it turns out

[00:00:58] We were keeping a lot more on that soundboard than we probably should have I mean you know We didn't have any saved anywhere I have it somewhere Had I thought about it before starting this episode That sounds worse There were some things we didn't have

[00:01:13] There were some things and I just had to remake them Like the dive clip for instance And you guys have the decorations For St. Patrick's Day We're ready to go Do you go nuts Nuts on St. Patrick's Day Because of your name

[00:01:29] Yeah if your name is Patrick it's required For you to go hard on St. Patrick's Day Even as a child I was like doing car bombs Sorry to the Irish people It was crazy I haven't known how to do a car bomb since I was like 3

[00:01:43] This 9 year old Patrick walking down the stairs You guys ready to get wasted My name is Patrick there's nothing you can do It's my duty What are your top 3 favorite Patricks You think aside from yourself Patrick Swayze I guess Patrick The Mahomes Yeah good great

[00:02:08] I'm excited what's next Patrick Patrick Star From Spongebob Patrick Stewart from Star Trek I was going there I couldn't think of the last name What about Patrick Sajak I know we don't normally call him Patrick There's not that many Patrick's out there In the fame game

[00:02:32] My brother Patrick I have an uncle named Patrick In the world there's a lot of Patrick's but they don't aspire for stardom You know They want to be Exactly right I'm excited about this one It is a Hunting Housewives A Hunting Housewives The A is silent

[00:02:57] You know it if you've seen the movie Which you and I have Patrick Dan you have not We're going to tell you all about this movie If you didn't watch it at home that's ok We got you covered

[00:03:09] What do we need to know Pat heading into this movie A Hunting Housewives Yes so this movie Has nothing to It's not affiliated with Housewives Of any of the Bravo They make that very clear She was in an interview and she was like

[00:03:27] Just to be clear this is very much not affiliated With Bravo or anything Housewives Just has it in the title So Denise for a quick comment Do you think they regret it now that they're having to like Hey guys can you just

[00:03:39] Whenever you're talking about the movie just make sure I know we already named it and we're doing press But now that we're out here Seems like we need a little bit of push back Seems like there might be some legal Yeah legal things going on with Andy Cohen

[00:03:51] Not being happy about people How about that Is there some backlash Is there somebody who used to work with Andy Cohen on this movie Or is it just Housewives Yeah all of them so Denise Richards Kim Johnson, Melissa Ford and Nene Leakes All are former Bravo Housewives

[00:04:08] Who are in this movie Oh I didn't know that Yes so that's where the Housewives Comes in but they're all Not there if they say it's not It's just the title it's not an affiliation Of that they're not making it So you're saying the word Housewives

[00:04:24] That is what's happening Of course We're big Housewives Yeah I knew all about it This is a real question Is Andy Cohen vindictive like that Do you think he's someone who would really get mad about something like this Totally yes Wow

[00:04:42] I only really know Andy from New Year's Eve With Anderson Cooper I see clips of his show out there Every once in a while where he interviews celebrities I honestly to goodness Didn't really know what his affiliation With the Housewives was

[00:04:57] I thought maybe he just did after shows But does he like he created He does the after show and he created I don't know if he conceptualized But he is a producer Head of the network Is that what he's the head of Bravo Yes Oh my gosh

[00:05:15] He went from after show host to head of the network Well after shows I'm Bravo He was trying to become famous Interesting Oh he was head of the network first So was he not really famous before Before this he was just running a network

[00:05:29] No not until Kathy Griffin made him You know Kind of like a success and then He ran with that Wow what did Kathy Griffin have to do with it She was the D-list The D-list celebrity The only thing I know I heard Anderson Cooper on Smart List

[00:05:48] He got set up on a date With Andy Cohen and it went terribly Like he said it was like The worst match ever but he loves hosting The thing with him So that's the only thing I know about him Is Anderson Cooper would never date him

[00:06:02] But we have fun doing the show Kathy used to host with Anderson And then all that went down And then she got replaced by Andy Oh boy The drama here The two of them on New Year's Eve Aside from the one year where they weren't allowed to drink

[00:06:18] Is always a wonderful time Well there you go I mean yeah they're in their lane But that's why We're very clear of this Housewives movie That it's not in that lane But has he come out and said anything About this movie like I can't believe them

[00:06:34] Or has he kind of been quiet Not publicly I'm sure it's behind the scenes He like sent an email to Denise And was like hey like show with the Housewives Interesting Wow Andy at Andy.com Yep So I mentioned the Housewives

[00:06:53] There is one other person in this movie And lord help me say his name Mark Ghanamy There's an accent on the E At the end Ghanamy You said there was an accent on the E But you changed the A pronunciation And I'm trying to keep up here

[00:07:11] You're like Ghanamy Ghanamy He's the same there I recognized him I don't really know what from Maybe it's other like lifetime stuff He's been in stuff And then the other guys in this movie They just don't get a credit There's other husbands in the movie

[00:07:32] But I don't even think I wrote down their names More than fair Great So that's kind of where we're at The movie Has been heavily publicized Denise Richards has been out there doing press So yeah this was a big deal For Lifetime And Yes yes yes

[00:07:54] The guy was the lead opposite Kimberly Susstad In this past Oh Mark Ghanamy Well there you go You get it There's an accent on the E That's the key Oh so it's like instead of a E Yeah Instead of Ghanamy Hey what's happening here Love that Italian character

[00:08:21] Patrick's working on Hey how you doing Ghanamy I haven't been called in for those Italian roles You haven't booked any of those huh It's unbelievable It's a tragedy So yes So the movie starts off We are in the woods So not a tropical island Like just woods

[00:08:47] And it's a plane crash Has happened Where we see debris around Denise is like lying there In a yellow jumpsuit She looks great She has a little soot on her shoulder Otherwise not a scratch She has a thorn in her palm Like that fable

[00:09:08] With the mouse and the elephant Or something We don't have the time What did you say Erin Pretty sure it's a lion It's a lion A lion in a mouse There you go This was fun So is there no elephant No elephant in the jungle

[00:09:30] In the woods of this movie But what about the fable Denise is like the fable Got it She's got a thorn in her palm You know what's great about Seeing them crashed Is looking at them And knowing there's no way Based off of their condition That anyone died

[00:09:52] That's the good news You look at them and you say There's no way with the way That they look currently That anyone that was involved in this crash is dead But you're saying it's not on an island Correct We thought it was an island

[00:10:09] I was under the impression we were going on an island We're in the woods Denise looks around And she says I think the plane crashed And then we get the title card No Something like that I can't believe I missed this Cuts to two hours earlier

[00:10:29] Which I'm like oh wow And the four Housewives show up At an airplane hangar And thank you You were looking for some sort of I did I wanted something Because I was honestly pretty proud of myself Garage airplane hangar Yes yes Looking for a hangar

[00:10:51] You know like the thing you hang your clothes on But it's not it's a big thing Hang your plane on And they're all there And they're very excited It's a girls trip There's Denise Richards She's like the alpha Her husband booked the private jet He's very rich

[00:11:12] NeNe Leakes is there NeNe Leakes is the fun one She's very fun There's I switched the character names For the other two because I don't care about Them as housewives Cheryl Is the character name She's like a sporty yoga one And then there's Jolie Yes who is like

[00:11:38] Australian She's Australian and blonde So there's the fun one, the sporty one, the alpha And the Australian one There you go That's how we'll refer to them They're the spice girls Australian spice Naturally And as Brent said they are on a girls trip They flirt with the captain

[00:12:01] They're like how about captain Do you fly jets here often? You know so it was pretty fun Which I gotta be honest Underwhelmed by the captain No he wasn't If you're listening captain You're great But housewife status No I mean we could have done better

[00:12:23] But we'll get to like Maybe why he's important He does more in this movie than just be hot I assumed he was gonna die Immediately Right It's all pretty standard fare for the beginning There's nothing really going on So we go back to the crash site

[00:12:41] Lifetime doesn't have the budget to actually Depict the plane or the crash Or anything We don't go on the plane Nothing about the We skip all that Trust me I have a lot of questions about the plane Right Which we'll get to

[00:13:00] Basically they aren't even in the air that long Before it goes down And they don't really remember anything from the flight We see like In the debris They're kind of looking around like where's the captain We see an arm Oh like a manicured hand Like mine

[00:13:18] Just sticking out of some debris This felt self serving To show off your amazing nails It really Well I mean yes but it really was like It was it's just like hey A hand And they see the hand and they're like oh my gosh That's

[00:13:36] Nene that's Nene Leakes She's dead Nene is dead Everyone else Gravy They couldn't look better Yeah she's dead Nene Leakes is the biggest Besides Denise Richards Now thanks to The power of flashbacks We do see some more Nene But not a lot I said I had more

[00:14:05] Lines in my Lifetime movie than she does Wow No more questions Well a lot of my lines got cut Right They couldn't cut hers In the director's cut Of only Never die I have more lines than Nene Leakes Way more lines So their instinct

[00:14:29] The housewife's instinct is to Not check her see if she's okay They say we need to get those Rings off her hand Cause that jewelry is expensive That's what they do So like oh our friend is dead Let's rob her corpse Well they say

[00:14:47] Like oh her son will want them But yeah Take the jewelry off the body The first thing they did And then they looked for The normal things like First aid and cell phone reception They did none of that What's great too is I

[00:15:06] When they were checking the cell reception I was like why are they checking the cell reception Cause at this point I still Wasn't really sure where they were I thought maybe they were on an island And we just haven't seen the good part yet

[00:15:18] But come to find out Yeah they're just In the woods Like in continental US In the continental US woods Yes like not far at all From where they are But there was no cell service No cell service Do you think they're in like Pickens or 96 Maybe

[00:15:40] Something like that We cut to The husband Mark The actor's name is Mark Makes it easy for us He has gathered all the husbands In his like basement A nice basement Like a Finnish basement Not a scary basement

[00:16:03] And he said I have the best reality TV to show you He's a reality show producer He's like it's going to be a great viewing experience I got beers, I got popcorn He's Andy Cohen In this movie

[00:16:15] I'm not going to say that because Andy will send us an email No no No one is Andy Cohen in this Lifetime movie Maybe that's how Denise and the Gals think about Andy But not us He's Mandy Bowen I actually think he's a stand in For Charlie Sheen

[00:16:35] But we'll get there Okay alright they were together for a while right Yeah they were together for a while And I've looked into it and there is some like Parallel So The husbands are like oh Okay well what's the show And he turns on the TV

[00:16:54] And it's the wives Being like we're stranded And they're like He's rigged the woods With cameras To watch them as they fight for survival How did he know they were going to crash He set it up He killed a woman To kill all the women is his plan

[00:17:14] To kill them all To have them all die And he wants to watch with the husbands Yes and the husbands Are not in on it They're like what Those are actors they look just like them This can't be real you're making a prank

[00:17:30] Right and then Mark takes out his gun He's like I'm not Crazy All these women are just trying to take our money And we're men We just stand up for ourselves and be manly And not have these women in our lives anymore And they're just like

[00:17:47] Sure pass me a blue ski Pass me a briskey Well Nene's husband Nene Watch me whip Watch me Nene They realize pretty early That she's dead Because she's lying there with her hand up So her husband is like whoa man You just killed my wife

[00:18:13] And is mad about this He's mildly mad But mad enough for Mark To point the gun at him and say follow me And he throws him in this Basement that's locked They're in another part of the basement It's actually the gun cellar The gun cellar

[00:18:31] But this has got multiple locks No way he's going to get out of it But it does have all the guns Yes So The other two husbands are like Okay we'll just roll with this So he doesn't throw us in the gun cellar Denise

[00:18:50] Sherrell and Julie don't remember Anything but Denise has A plan and her plan is to Split up Is it? More or less We can cover more grounds and find civilization Or what? Basically just like that's it She's like let's split up there's no other plan She goes

[00:19:13] Walking around Denise does and finds a parachute And So we know that the Captain who's missing Came out with A parachute and is somewhere on the island Or the woods Oh not an island The woods It's a woods She runs into a baby black bear Super cute bear

[00:19:37] But it's a baby which means the mom is around somewhere Yes But the boys see Bear on cameras And Mark is pumped Mark's like yeah bear you go And the other guys are like What's up with this guy He's looting for the bear

[00:19:55] But they gotta go along with it obviously So they're like yeah bear Yeah it's giving like What's that show? It's giving like squid game Yeah this is hysterical I knew that they were I thought they were just there And like deserted I didn't know any of this information

[00:20:16] I didn't either So we also see during the split up section Sherell Is making a fire We get a little fire making montage Which in my notes says first Making montage so I better fix that First making montage

[00:20:32] So it's just one fire and we just see multiple camera cuts Or what She's like getting the sticks And putting them in a little tent That type of thing They had a lighter And they had one of those things Like a little starter thing

[00:20:48] They also all have those giant water bottles Nalgene The kids these days Are the Stanley The Stanley ones No not the Stanley Oh my gosh That's 10am Yeah it's like a gallon It's like a gallon I have one of those too But it was funny to see them

[00:21:13] Have you ever used one to actually drink that much water? Yeah oh I drink that much water every day Yeah I do too I've never used one of those But I do too Did it help? No I would drink two of those a day

[00:21:29] I just didn't like having something that large around all the time Yeah fair Anyways yeah So Jolee is looking through luggage And she doesn't find anything She finds a piece of glass that I was like noting Because I was like this is going to come back

[00:21:43] It doesn't come back I thought it was going to come back too And speaking of coming back we're actually going to come back after this break Here on Takeover Courage So we're going go We both tried to match We're back everybody We have three Alive housewives

[00:22:07] One dead housewife A fire Funny alpha and Australian We have a fire We have a shard of glass And we've got some men back in the basement watching The entire thing And Yeah the ladies We get a bunch of scenes with the ladies Kind of like on camp

[00:22:29] Just kind of hanging out They talk about Denise's marriage And like how great it is He's like such a great husband He'll probably realize she's missing And call for help But we see that the marriage Is actually on the rocks Like he's abusive and manipulative

[00:22:48] And like not a great guy Like obviously he Put them on a plane and crashed it And is watching them for money You don't normally set up this type of Situation unless There's been some things Along the way that would have showcased That you're a psychopath

[00:23:06] And the truth is the same here The same is true here is what I'm trying to say He's not a good guy He's one of those like you need me You're nothing without me One of those type of guys

[00:23:18] Right and the movie is really going for something here So this is kind of where I was like It's like a Charlie Sheen Like twinge of that relationship Because you know it was Rocky And they're trying to like tackle the subject Of domestic abuse I don't know

[00:23:35] If they're doing it well You know I don't think You can only expect so much from a Bravo Rip off Lifetime Housewives movie Yes yes but to To shoehorn it into the plot of the movie We obviously know he's a psycho person Like having him be abusive

[00:23:51] Like as I mean I guess If you're a psycho then you're probably abusive But it was just a weird choice To really drill down there Because we do see like a couple Flashbacks about this They also talk about A survival diet Being pretty much paleo And

[00:24:11] They're killing a lot of meat out there Eating a lot of it Well they were like We're eating berries but we'll have to like kill something To like eat the meat But one of them was talking about How what she had

[00:24:26] She has been eating has actually prepared her pretty well For this and that these berries are filling her up Like she's like I can actually make it out here I'm doing pretty good With the berries? Did you find a berry patch? It's a good zone for berries

[00:24:38] It's a good berries zone They found the berries So Back at the bunker The little basement bunker we have Mark is very disappointed The Housewives are just talking and being boring He wants them to like do more Like survival Yeah They need a producer out there

[00:25:00] Asking them questions And getting them to turn on each other But it's not going to happen because they're actually friends They kind of become Obsessed with Nini's dead body Being so close to the camp They're like We need to move her She's going to start decomposing

[00:25:18] Or the bears are going to come and eat her The bears are going to come That's the first good reason I've heard The bears are going to come Move her or move the camp They decide to move her They don't want to move the camp

[00:25:33] That's too much work So they're going to move her And the Australian one is like I can't bury my friend Oh my gosh How did we get her? Is it live from down under? I love Nini I love my Nini You know that SNL sketch The Californians

[00:25:55] You turned into that Is what you turned into somewhere along the way That's fair And you stayed away from Shrimp on the bobby Which is the only thing I can say in Australian Down under I don't want to be cliche I want to keep it classy So

[00:26:15] They moved The body Speaking of keeping it classy They have a memorial service for Nini And That's pretty much the last we see of her And I think the guys That aren't Mark See them having this memorial And they really start to feel bad

[00:26:36] Maybe we've gone a step too far With putting them in the forest I think we've done goofed I think we need to do something But what can they do? This guy's got a gun Speaking of weapons A hunter Shows up He has a little mask on

[00:26:56] And shoots an arrow And we get the arrows Shooting through the forest Like it's Robin Hood It's crazy They're real arrows And Cherelle Gets hit in the designer purse Right in the designer purse Right to the purse Who's the designer? Of the designer purse I think Chanel

[00:27:23] I think a Chanel purse to me And when she gets hit You don't know for sure That it didn't go through or not We don't know And her husband is watching in horror Like oh my gosh And he's like yeah He has to act like he's excited

[00:27:41] Do we need to throw you in the gun cave? And it's at this point That they decide We need to do something about it And so that guy Luckily had some Prescription pills That's as much as we get about what they are

[00:27:57] But they're like hey we need to drug his drink Then we can knock him out and do this thing So they hatch a plan To break open one of the pills Drop all that powder Into his beer That one pill is going to knock him out?

[00:28:11] I think that one pill will do it Cyanide? I don't know what it is It was just like how you keep Sleeping pills on you at all times You have those white pills Nondescript white pills Oh the bot We all carry nondescript white pills I forgot about that

[00:28:32] I want to knock you out And carry them with you all the time Just in case you need to be knocked out So they do put it in his beer But He decides he needs something stronger He's about to drink it The whiskey

[00:28:49] He's like I want to get a whiskey Let's do this thing He's like I deserve a good drink I just killed another one And Obviously he just Killed the purse Cherelle is fine And Denise Richards is like Did you know Denise Richards is midwestern I do now

[00:29:13] It's the big And at this point She goes down obviously And is like hey yay you're alive Went through the bag this is great news They look up and they see A camera in the tree How big is this camera? It's a camera It's substantial

[00:29:33] It's not a nanny cam That was my question How have they not maybe noticed They spot it obviously And so they decide We're going to throw rocks at it And knock it down Is it Cheryl? Cherelle is really good with rocks She's great with rocks

[00:29:54] She's a rock throwing champion And so She's able to knock the camera down They look on the back of it And they see the name Of Denise's husband's company Like Dodds She throws the camera And she figured it all out She's like this is my husband

[00:30:14] My husband did all of this And I bet I can find more of the cameras She jumps to that immediately Denise knows So she goes like She knows there's going to be a camera every 20 feet So they can get the whole forest So they go 20 feet

[00:30:30] And she's like if we want to knock all this out We gotta find the transmitter And I bet it's by one of these cameras They find the transmitter Unbelievable Meanwhile, Jolie is Sending smoke signals At the camp So they're still all separated She randomly kills an adorable squirrel

[00:30:51] Yeah she had to eat Gotta be honest She doesn't do much in this movie But they keep showing her And so She's that Australian She put the squirrel on the Barbie The Barbie That's right Once Mark realizes That Sherelle is still alive

[00:31:13] He's like we gotta speed up this process And decides to text the guy And says Move on to the next thing Which is bullets Go for the kill That's exactly right And this isn't a problem though This isn't a problem for them Denise says

[00:31:34] Find the best rock you can find Okay Denise then steps out from behind a tree One of them is really good at rocks So Denise comes out And is like hey come on He pops out he's about to shoot her And then she says now

[00:31:50] She chucks the rock at his head And in what I would say Is the best scene in this movie Absolutely He then kind of goes like this for a while Weebles wobble but they don't fall down And then they're like should we hit him again

[00:32:04] And then finally he falls down Which is the funniest scene in this movie Can I ask you this Are they playing this for laughs throughout Or not There are laughs It's campy and they're going for laughs Literally the guy is like Is he gonna fall down

[00:32:22] Or what do we do Do we hit him And this is where I said that actor Nailed it I was like Oh that's good Did we say he's the captain He's the captain He gets unmasked at this point They see that he's the captain

[00:32:43] Oh my gosh it's the captain And they basically Take his phone Say mission accomplished They text Mark He has service He's able to text He has Verizon What I know We'll be back and we'll wrap up The rest of this movie And share our thoughts on it

[00:33:09] Here on That Delightful Encounter She's good with rocks Everybody knows a rock person We all have one It was a big rock She really hit him in the face Dead on in the face with the rock That's exactly right They find the getaway driver

[00:33:34] And basically steal his keys And drive to Mark's Country house They defer that from where they are He must be at the country house They do call Infer Here's how they do it They do They have a reason it's not just guessing So they get

[00:33:56] Defer is Australian for infer I'm gonna defer When they Text mission accomplished Mark texts back Hey the driver's gonna come Pick you up come to this location They then tell the driver to get lost Because they took the pilot's gun

[00:34:14] And point at him and say get out of here When they go into his car They see a list Of recently used addresses In the GPS The most recent one is that country house That's how they defer These are important details That wasn't but great

[00:34:33] They also leave the Australian They're like whatever I think they call it in They call it in though They're like hey you Remember the exact coordinates Of where she is North 1 10.6 Hey 9-1-1 Write this down We're gonna go

[00:34:55] They just left the Australian one out in the woods They sure did Oh my gosh She gets rescued She's fine We get to the house And Shirelle Sneaks into the house They head straight to the gun room To get guns They find Nene Leak's husband

[00:35:17] And they're like what are you doing here You're bad And he's like no no I'm good I've been locked in here this whole time Let's tell them hey Mark is the only one We all didn't know about this He's crazy We didn't want any part of that

[00:35:36] But we learn In a twist That Shirelle's husband has political aspirations And he is secretly in on it Because he Had to kill his wife To garner sympathy I think that was the play there They decide to split up Denise Richards

[00:35:56] I thought the other two guys were both trying to drug him They are One of those two is in on it Why would he try to drug him I think it was to make it seem like It's supposed to be a big twist

[00:36:08] So maybe he did a wink Hey if I ever wink at you Don't drink the drink I don't know But obviously he didn't want the other guy He was the one that had the pills So he provided the pills that could have knocked out his buddy

[00:36:23] And his buddy just so happened to suddenly not want to drink They were mints But they decide to split up Denise is like I'm going to go after Mark She goes to find her husband And has a gun as well And it's like hey hey hey

[00:36:37] And he's like I didn't know about this Comes here hugs her Takes the gun and points the gun at her And is like I know that you don't want me to be senator Or whatever And I need you to be on my side

[00:36:51] And he's like no if I kill you This is going to be great If you would have died it would have been awesome People would have been so sad I would have gotten votes If you would have died it would have been awesome And that's when Whip Nene

[00:37:07] Nene's Whip Nene Nene Nene's husband comes around And shoots him And says hey get out of here No problem we're good to go there Be safe We're good And We said that Denise Richards has her show off now With her husband She pulls the gun on him

[00:37:34] And she says that He made her feel like she needed him But she's realized that she's strong And independent Because she was out there fighting for her survival In the wilderness So his plan actually backfired And the police show up He puts his hands up

[00:37:52] And he takes off that Wedding ring And drops it on the floor And he's like meh That's his little Last jerk move They take him away We cut to The housewives are all drinking whiskey By the pool Which I thought was a nice touch To have the ladies

[00:38:17] And They're like Nene She's still dead We did it ladies Her best friend is dead And then Denise randomly announces that She's moving to Miami And that's the end of the movie That's right Man Humdinger What in the world Wasn't what I was expecting

[00:38:45] This is the first one of these episodes That I think minute by minute I was never at any point That I go alright I kinda know what's gonna happen from here Like in most of these movies it's like Okay I've got it

[00:38:59] I've got the bit and so then I Still obviously listen but I know Kinda what's gonna This is just You said it I was surprised Every single moment of this synopsis It sounds awful But like in a fun way And if they're playing it for laughs I just

[00:39:22] Skipped the intro altogether I'm gonna go ahead and give my Oh wow What are we doing here Patrick So if you're new to the podcast this is where We pour it up Which means we are into it or put a cork in it

[00:39:34] Which means we're not into it and Dan Is sharing his thoughts So if they're playing this For laughs too much of this For it not to be at least Somewhat funny and since I didn't know what was gonna Happen from minute to minute

[00:39:48] It had to be at least somewhat entertaining and by those standards I gotta pour it up I think I'm gonna pour it up here Great What do you think? This is just tough because it was an entertaining movie I did have a fun time watching this movie

[00:40:04] My problem is this movie Is begging you the viewer Don't think About the crash Don't ask questions about it Don't try to figure it out because if you spend Any amount of time thinking about the crash You're gonna have a tough time Getting through this movie What is

[00:40:25] How did this happen Why did only One of them die and all of the All the other three just look great Maybe a couple scratches Because there was a minute there in the movie Where they talk about we don't remember How this even happened

[00:40:41] Where I'm like oh they didn't actually have a crash They were drugged they were brought out to this site They had planted some Plane parts to make it seem like a plane crash But they weren't actually But you can't do that if one of them is dead

[00:40:53] What if they straight up died In this crash Because that's the only way to explain Why they all look as good As they do in a plane crash One of them is good with rocks I think you just have to give the plane up

[00:41:08] Four women were in a plane crash One of them died the other three Looked like they didn't even go through A car crash They have a couple Of scratches underneath and that's it Which is honestly just Insane so They're begging you not to ask questions And so

[00:41:28] As long as you don't Then this movie is an absolute pour it up But because I unfortunately did get sucked down The rabbit trail of weight You have to know what happened with this crash You were worried about the logic that kept you from enjoying it

[00:41:40] Towards the end of it I'm having a good time I'm putting a cork in it I know It happens and you know It's not a judgement on anyone in the movie We're not saying everyone is stupid and dumb And we hate them We're just saying wouldn't recommend

[00:41:58] This movie is better though if it's not a real plane crash If it's just a hey let's drug them Let's bring them out It's a weird time for you to take a stand on something like this Knowing you're track record with Christmas movies It's a plane crash though

[00:42:11] And when one of them dies And the rest look amazing Your idea about The planting In a plane crash And having them drugged and then transported That would have been better I think Because it's not like He has all the money in the world

[00:42:29] He could have easily did that Instead he hired a real pilot And he put a real plane in the real woods Pretty close to his house It's a bold move to do A bold move The plane had to crash in very specific coordinates We will

[00:42:46] And we will set up Cameras just in case Somehow one of them lives Surely not all of them will live And then oh no only one of them died One of them died the other three great Great shave I think that I just The craziness of that

[00:43:04] Because there's just so many other ways you could have Done that So for me like The housewives of it all I think that's a big draw here I think that they Could have leaned into that a little bit more Maybe they can't for legal reasons

[00:43:20] But them being like the housewives Seeing a little bit more of that Ostentatiousness Played out would have been fun Like if we're gonna go for camp It could have been a lot campier And over the top with like just The characterizations of these ladies

[00:43:37] They were a little bit too down to earth You know like I wanted them to be real divas So just to contrast Like being in the woods and like that type of stuff And again like With the abusive relationship stuff It just didn't see

[00:43:55] I understand where they were going with it But it didn't work for me I think if we're gonna do that type of movie Let's really get into like The nitty gritty of that And what that's like for the character And see them go through some type of change

[00:44:09] So yeah I'm putting a cork in it as well Sounds like it was better for me to just listen To you guys talk about it than to actually watch it There you have it That's usually how it goes Well yeah I mean it isn't all the time

[00:44:23] But this is the first ever I pour it up And both of you put a cork in it Congratulations to both of you Thank you And if you're a Bravo fan you might enjoy it You know what I'm saying like

[00:44:36] If you know these people from whatever they're in I think you would like it But I'm not and didn't do anything for me Yeah I didn't know anything about these I obviously had heard the name Denise Richards But that was about the extent of my knowledge of them

[00:44:48] But it's like I had the same situation Going into the ladies of the 80s And I ended up really liking that The housewives just didn't spend enough time Actually together Well one of them obviously dies right away And then they leave the Australian to fend for herself

[00:45:04] For over half the movie And so it's really just two Really just two of them together For the bulk of the movie And so you know they were nice They were fine together But we don't get like fun Four of them together

[00:45:20] Like in the ladies of the 80s Yep exactly We sure did Patrick this was so much fun Check out Lifetime on Quark.com Patrick's over there reviewing all the movies And writing blogs about them So check that out Patrick anything exciting Coming up on Lifetime

[00:45:41] That you're especially excited about That people maybe can DVR on the philo Or anything like that You know I have not been up on my future Lifetime So I have no idea what's coming next Well there you go Follow GTH they'll go to Lifetime And just say it

[00:45:57] I'm excited for the Lindsay Lohan movie though There you go We will be back with another episode tomorrow An interview An interview tomorrow I'm trying to remember what day it is Until then may we first wish you a Merry Christmas Deck the Hallmark is presented by Philo TV

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