Hot Girl Winter (Tubi - 2023) ft. Alonso Duralde

[00:00:00] Hi, I'm Brandon. I love to be Christmas movies. I'm Dan and I despise to be Christmas movies.

[00:00:08] I'm a Lonzo and I do and don't have COVID in this. It's the Deck The Hallmark, Bramble Jam Podcast!

[00:00:31] Wow, hello everybody. Oh boy, Bramble Jam came in on a red eye this morning from lunch.

[00:00:37] Top of the morning to you. Yeah, so I am... I've been awake for I think...

[00:00:42] 68 straight hours but this is good right here. This is the stuff.

[00:00:47] How was that? I came all the way back here for a hot girl winter.

[00:00:50] Yeah. So, you know... I would try to be right. Thank you for asking.

[00:00:54] Did you spend about what two days there with all the travel?

[00:00:58] I was in trouble that I had to do every morning. I didn't get to experience a lot of it, but what I did get to experience...

[00:01:04] How's the clock? The big...

[00:01:06] The clock aren't as good as ours. Like the chili cheeseburger I get here is way better than what I can get there.

[00:01:12] Besser practice. Yes, of course. But big bin towered London all wonderful.

[00:01:16] The troops say, hey, I don't know what they're called, the things. The red coats?

[00:01:20] No, the big with a big hat. The Queen's guard.

[00:01:24] The king's guard says, hey it's funny because they don't talk.

[00:01:30] Alright dude, that's so funny. I did... You know, the fact that we haven't talked about the Scotland Wonka incident on this show is honestly a miracle.

[00:01:40] But you are planning on going... I'm taking my kids to a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory tea time which my wife was like,

[00:01:48] they loved Wonka, Timothy Shalame Wonka. They've not seen the Gene Wilder Wonka yet. I know Alonzo is probably very, very offended by that.

[00:01:56] But the scene in the tunnel I think would have scared him to death and I just didn't want them to watch that yet.

[00:02:04] You know what? I saw it when I was four years old and he did scare me to death.

[00:02:08] Those are kind of calluses of child needs and death.

[00:02:10] But it's also your favorite... One of your favorite movies of all time. Rightful shows.

[00:02:14] But they're crazy about Wonka. Like had to buy it on demand when it came out. Like we've watched it four times at the house, they know the entire soundtrack.

[00:02:23] Real big on the Wonka. Well scrumptured. They have...

[00:02:26] We're going to go to the... We went, excuse me, to the Lyceum Theatre to see the Lion King which was in the West End.

[00:02:34] It was beautiful, had a great meal afterwards. Before him we did the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory tea time.

[00:02:39] And it was better than the Skydder.

[00:02:41] But I saw the headline which was Wonka themed events going viral blah blah and I was like, uh oh.

[00:02:49] Yeah. Uh oh. Because we had booked this.

[00:02:51] Because he told me about it when he booked it. I was like, man, this is going to be great.

[00:02:54] My wife booked it and I just found out right before we left that it was like 50 bucks a person, 50 euros.

[00:03:00] So like 70 dollars a person. I'm like, we've been $280 for a tea time.

[00:03:05] But that includes like a full me. I thought a tea time was like, you know, which is just sip a tea and eat a biscuit.

[00:03:13] It's like a full it's lunch and cocktails like everything's included.

[00:03:17] So it but on the front end of that hearing that I was there's a bit of sticker shop where you're able to eat the cups.

[00:03:24] Yes. The whole the saucers everything. I don't know if that's true or not. I don't remember.

[00:03:28] You're there. This is taking a second. What was going on?

[00:03:32] Well, it's kind of like a Lanzar has covered but doesn't why not sure if you could eat the saucer or not.

[00:03:38] It's all I'm saying.

[00:03:40] The Schrodinger's the deck the hallmark.

[00:03:42] That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:03:44] But really just shout out to anybody who could create a fire festival of Wong.

[00:03:50] Is impressive feats and honestly would love to meet them.

[00:03:55] But I will destroy us all. What I loved is at this point, this is a I think a four week old story.

[00:04:02] So we're very topical here and decked the hallmark.

[00:04:04] But the like the apology response was also clearly written by AI.

[00:04:10] It was like had the the hydro glyphic wallpaper shown up in time.

[00:04:20] This would have been another story or something.

[00:04:23] The hall what? If I had everybody's money, I would have the statement I would have released would have been in a Oompa Loompa rhyme.

[00:04:30] Like some audience would be like, I've got all your money.

[00:04:33] He doopsie. I do think he who but he ducks.

[00:04:37] I ran away with all of your bucks.

[00:04:40] Oh, thank you.

[00:04:41] As he goes.

[00:04:44] Great story from a month ago.

[00:04:47] You guys were talking about hot girl hot girl winter.

[00:04:50] Already brand dude over under half a dozen stripper pulsing.

[00:04:56] Like just so I can prepare for the synopsis.

[00:04:59] Do you think I'm going to mention them less than it does.

[00:05:02] Okay, okay. Half dozen. Yes. Less than a half dozen.

[00:05:05] Half dozen?

[00:05:06] That's that half dozen.

[00:05:07] Oh, it's close.

[00:05:08] I think it might be right on par there.

[00:05:10] I thought that might be the case.

[00:05:12] Alonso did you know what you're getting into? Did you read a synopsis before you started?

[00:05:15] I did not.

[00:05:17] For everybody that didn't watch it after last week's doozy you think we do something a little bit more normal this week.

[00:05:24] No, to be flick.

[00:05:28] Originally aired on there sometime and it went a little something like this.

[00:05:34] We're in the North Pole.

[00:05:36] All right, not a stripper pole.

[00:05:38] It's the North Pole.

[00:05:39] It's normal.

[00:05:40] We'll get there a second.

[00:05:41] It's normal.

[00:05:42] It's normal.

[00:05:43] North Pole.

[00:05:44] It aired sometime.

[00:05:46] I don't know.

[00:05:47] And Mrs. Claus is looking to have it if you have little ones.

[00:05:58] I think...

[00:05:59] I think this should be a skip.

[00:06:04] Like I think this is a tough one.

[00:06:06] If you...

[00:06:07] This is a tough one.

[00:06:08] You have children.

[00:06:09] They shouldn't watch this movie.

[00:06:10] We think.

[00:06:11] Yes.

[00:06:12] We don't tell you how to pair it.

[00:06:13] Nor should they listen to this episode of Deck the Home Arc.

[00:06:14] We think.

[00:06:15] Yeah.

[00:06:16] We're just going to be talking about what's in this movie, but I do think it's going to lead to more questions than you need to do with that.

[00:06:23] In my last week we talked about champagne porn and we say that's fine.

[00:06:27] That's that.

[00:06:28] I think it's a board.

[00:06:29] Yes.

[00:06:30] No.

[00:06:31] Is a no go.

[00:06:32] Yes, that's correct.

[00:06:33] There are thongs and stripper poles all over the place.

[00:06:35] Here we go.

[00:06:36] So turn it off.

[00:06:38] Here we go.

[00:06:39] So we're in the North Pole and Mrs. Claus is looking to have some sexy time with Nick.

[00:06:46] You know.

[00:06:47] Saint.

[00:06:48] Saint Nick.

[00:06:49] The saint.

[00:06:50] Hey, man.

[00:06:52] But Nick.

[00:06:53] Nick's gone.

[00:06:55] So she's going to have to spend the night alone again.

[00:06:59] This is becoming a bit...

[00:07:01] A bit of a reoccurring theme.

[00:07:04] Even recurring.

[00:07:05] And the relationship between Mr. and Mrs. Claus.

[00:07:10] The next day though, Mrs. Claus or Jess if you would like to.

[00:07:14] And we will.

[00:07:15] I would not.

[00:07:16] It's excited to go on a planned trip with her husband.

[00:07:23] But apparently all the elves are sick.

[00:07:26] And she's going to have...

[00:07:28] He's going to have to stay to make sure that they don't fall behind.

[00:07:31] We're only two weeks until Chris strikes.

[00:07:34] And so she's mad.

[00:07:36] And she decides I'm going to go on this trip by myself.

[00:07:39] So she hops on a plane to MIA with a red coat and her pants.

[00:07:44] She takes out her bags and she leaves them on the sidewalk then they get stole.

[00:07:48] And it's good.

[00:07:49] It's good.

[00:07:50] I'm done.

[00:07:51] It's good.

[00:07:52] It's not bad.

[00:07:53] That's what happens.

[00:07:54] She brings out her bags of...

[00:07:55] Miami.

[00:07:56] My amy.

[00:07:57] The poor in the heat.

[00:07:58] The poor in the city where the heat is on.

[00:08:01] And so she brings out her bags.

[00:08:04] She's in trying to hail a taxi by doing a dance.

[00:08:07] She also has magic hands.

[00:08:09] She can turn things into...

[00:08:10] She does have magic hands, but she cannot make taxis come to her.

[00:08:12] No, but she can make lights appear.

[00:08:13] She can make lights appear in this place.

[00:08:14] That's the Christmas tree.

[00:08:15] And her suitcase is get stolen.

[00:08:20] Don't worry.

[00:08:21] It'll be fine.

[00:08:22] But...

[00:08:23] But it never hear about it again.

[00:08:24] But it does happen.

[00:08:27] Maybe you know it doesn't matter because she's staying with her filthy rich sister Tamira.

[00:08:33] And she takes Mrs. Claus shopping, obviously.

[00:08:38] And then...

[00:08:40] To the club.

[00:08:41] You're like, okay, no big deal.

[00:08:43] No big deal here.

[00:08:45] You can go to the club.

[00:08:46] It's fine.

[00:08:47] That's exactly right.

[00:08:49] And she's a little bit nervous.

[00:08:50] She did.

[00:08:51] She does tell her to take her wedding ring off.

[00:08:52] Yes.

[00:08:54] She's gonna use this time as...

[00:08:56] You know, time to think about her relationship, obviously.

[00:08:59] With St. Nick.

[00:09:00] With Santa Claus.

[00:09:02] St. Nick, polpo, she's...

[00:09:04] Polpo, can you show?

[00:09:06] Can this marry a degree same?

[00:09:08] Yes.

[00:09:09] So she goes to the club and...

[00:09:12] She's nervous at first and then she gets out there.

[00:09:14] She starts dancing.

[00:09:15] And then there's a guy.

[00:09:17] She starts dancing with this guy.

[00:09:19] His name is Javier.

[00:09:21] Javier.

[00:09:22] They're...

[00:09:23] I think it's very close to kissing.

[00:09:26] But they don't.

[00:09:27] And she tells them, hey, I'm married.

[00:09:29] And that doesn't stop them from continuing the evening though.

[00:09:33] They go get some food at a food truck.

[00:09:36] And she's not at all confused about a food truck.

[00:09:40] I do feel like if...

[00:09:41] She's confused about a lot of things that she sees but not food trucks.

[00:09:45] Did you skip the part with the drinks?

[00:09:47] What drinks?

[00:09:48] Where she gets...

[00:09:49] She gets a little...

[00:09:50] That's later.

[00:09:51] That's later.

[00:09:52] Okay.

[00:09:53] So they're at the food truck thing and this guy comes up and touches Jess.

[00:09:59] Javier is not having it.

[00:10:00] Javier is like, hey, stop that right now.

[00:10:02] They are about to fight.

[00:10:04] And that is when Jess uses some magic.

[00:10:08] That's right.

[00:10:09] This magic for reasons I don't know.

[00:10:12] Links up...

[00:10:13] This is again, best I can figure.

[00:10:15] Links up what her son is listening to in his ear buds.

[00:10:20] And the North Pole to their bodies.

[00:10:25] And they start to all do a choreographed dance together.

[00:10:30] It's like Bluetooth.

[00:10:31] Yes, very, very elaborate.

[00:10:34] I don't know man.

[00:10:35] The next day they go to a Christmas PJ party.

[00:10:40] And she meets a filthy rich guy there named Andrew.

[00:10:45] Andy Drew.

[00:10:46] What color man?

[00:10:47] That's what his friends call him.

[00:10:49] And he helps her when she has one too many drinks and also some cookies that maybe had a little extra something in them.

[00:10:58] And I will say, I was at first very nervous for Mrs. Claus here.

[00:11:02] I thought Andy was drug not be trusted but turns out he's above board in this regard which is great news because her sister was off having Schmexy time in the bathroom with her ex.

[00:11:15] So whatever.

[00:11:16] The next day she finds out that Javier wants to see her again.

[00:11:20] He sets up a picnic on the beach and they do a photo shoot together and he tells Mrs. Claus that if she's ever ready to try something new,

[00:11:33] to let him know.

[00:11:36] Yep.

[00:11:38] I can make all of your personal and creative needs.

[00:11:44] I can meet those needs.

[00:11:45] I can make your creative dreams come true.

[00:11:47] So there you go.

[00:11:48] And she's like cool to know.

[00:11:51] I'm Mrs. Claus.

[00:11:53] I am married to a saint.

[00:11:56] She ends the date, she's walking away and he's there tying up his boat as billionaires do.

[00:12:02] Yeah, he's always talking to you billionaires.

[00:12:04] And they hang out.

[00:12:06] They hang out and they have a good time.

[00:12:07] The next day she walks up to the beach and she sees a pole dancing class obviously.

[00:12:16] Javier is taking pictures of the pole dancers all above board, I'm sure.

[00:12:24] And encourages her to get up there.

[00:12:27] And so yeah, Mrs. Claus pole dances in this movie for the first time for the first time and of course this video begins to go viral.

[00:12:39] So to help raise money for Tamira's nonprofits, she arranges and she agrees to auction off a dance with herself as the hottest pole dancer in my am.

[00:12:53] So Santa finds out not about the video, but about the pole dancing.

[00:12:59] But just finds out that there's an auction out to dance with his wife and realizes that he needs to go to Miami to try to win back Mrs. Claus.

[00:13:08] He's missing.

[00:13:09] He's missing this.

[00:13:10] This is the business class.

[00:13:11] That's right.

[00:13:12] And you know the Elzer's starting to get back to work.

[00:13:14] Yeah, Sun can handle it.

[00:13:16] Yeah, Sun can handle it.

[00:13:17] So she then goes to a gentleman's club and Javier is there.

[00:13:23] He dances on her and that's tough.

[00:13:25] That's tough.

[00:13:26] Oh, ladies about say not a gentleman's club.

[00:13:28] Oh, yes, sorry.

[00:13:29] Thank you.

[00:13:30] Thank you Flip it with club.

[00:13:31] It's gentleman's dancing.

[00:13:33] And that's a lot.

[00:13:36] But then he's her tipping.

[00:13:37] But then it turns into the ladies dancing on the poles including Mrs. Claus.

[00:13:42] It does.

[00:13:43] It does.

[00:13:44] It does transition to a gentleman's club apparently at some point Mrs. Claus is once again right up on there on that call opportunity.

[00:13:51] That's exactly what it is.

[00:13:52] That's exactly right.

[00:13:53] Where the men still get all the tips so you know like real life.

[00:13:57] Like real life.

[00:13:58] So she then goes to.

[00:14:02] So Andy.

[00:14:04] Paid $15,000 to win.

[00:14:07] I hope you dance.

[00:14:09] And this is multiple dance classes.

[00:14:13] And so shows up to dance class and he's there.

[00:14:17] And that is when Nick who I thought for sure was going to catch her dancing on the pole does not.

[00:14:24] Does spot her though dancing ballroom dancing with with O'Landy over there.

[00:14:30] And he's obviously very jealous.

[00:14:32] He's mad about this.

[00:14:33] So then Andy tells her hey I would like to kind of just live my life with you wherever you are.

[00:14:41] Is where I kind of want to be you know and that's when she tells him that she's married.

[00:14:46] Now she told Javier right away told Andy not until now.

[00:14:50] And kind of talks about how you know I am taking some time away from my husband but we are still very much married.

[00:14:59] Yes.

[00:15:00] We do know that he's divorce saying.

[00:15:03] Yes correct.

[00:15:04] Which is the more say we knew we do that in the mission.

[00:15:09] But anyways, he's very upset about this.

[00:15:11] He's very mad.

[00:15:12] Yeah.

[00:15:13] And it's just like I wish I would have known that before you know I spent $15,000 to dance with you but whatever.

[00:15:18] So she then goes back to her sister's place.

[00:15:22] She tells her sister hey Andy's pretty mad.

[00:15:24] I think he is not going to give you the $15,000 that he already spent.

[00:15:30] And so her sister's like I'm so mad at you.

[00:15:33] I can't believe you would do this.

[00:15:34] You're so selfish for like you know telling him the truth and blah blah blah.

[00:15:39] She's very wrong here.

[00:15:40] It's time for the gala.

[00:15:43] The auction.

[00:15:44] The auction.

[00:15:45] Yeah.

[00:15:46] And you know their auction awesome stuff.

[00:15:48] It's great.

[00:15:49] Mrs. Claus didn't does end up showing up to support her sister they make up.

[00:15:54] And then she's like hey I'm going to need you to pull dance because we still need to make at least $15,000 with Andy not going to be showing up.

[00:16:05] Some people are going to auction.

[00:16:06] Yeah.

[00:16:07] We'll auction off.

[00:16:09] You're going to strip the money.

[00:16:10] Yes, strip for money.

[00:16:11] You're a strip for money at the scowl is going to be great.

[00:16:14] And luckily she doesn't have to.

[00:16:16] Oh my gosh two weeks in a row.

[00:16:18] And luckily she doesn't have to because Andy does show up.

[00:16:23] They have a very nice dance together.

[00:16:25] It's great.

[00:16:26] Now it's time for the auction of people.

[00:16:30] And that is when Nick shows up.

[00:16:35] And you know, Javier comes out and people are saying we want this much blah blah blah.

[00:16:40] And actually first sorry, Andy's X comes out and he decides to spend money getting her back.

[00:16:49] That's spend money.

[00:16:50] Spend money.

[00:16:51] $15,000 don't know.

[00:16:53] So then Javier comes out there's a bit of a bidding war going on here.

[00:16:59] And that is when Nick also comes out and does his whole speech about hey my boothang sorry I miss you I want to make this work.

[00:17:08] And that means that officially he's in the auction.

[00:17:10] He's in the auction and so there's an auction off strip off which so we're going to auction off these two men but whoever gets the highest bid that's the one and the other person's out.

[00:17:26] Don't know for sure, but it turns into a strip off.

[00:17:28] Yes, Santa begins to strip off his clothes to show off Javier.

[00:17:33] There is a woman in the crowd that tells Saint Nicholas if you get fully nude I'll give $10,000.

[00:17:44] And he begins to do that and that is when Mrs. Claus comes up and says no need to do that.

[00:17:51] I love you.

[00:17:52] I miss my life.

[00:17:53] Miss you blah blah.

[00:17:54] Great.

[00:17:55] They then have a conversation with Andy and his X which I don't know man.

[00:18:00] And they're like hey he's like hey looking at the watch we got to go.

[00:18:04] They then leave.

[00:18:05] They fly away everybody who is inside that looks up and that's great.

[00:18:12] They end up back out the North Pole and they tell their son to get lost and then they

[00:18:20] talk dirty to each other and he picks her up.

[00:18:25] They head off screen to do who knows what and that my friends was hot girl winter we did it.

[00:18:35] Let's take a break.

[00:18:36] Let's take a break.

[00:18:37] I need one.

[00:18:38] We're going to take a break and we're going to talk about the movie where Mrs. Claus pole dances

[00:18:43] and Santa strips and more here on deck the hallmark.

[00:18:50] Hi everybody welcome back we're having a good time.

[00:18:59] We're talking about hot girl winter you heard it right hot girl winter right here on deck

[00:19:05] the hallmark.

[00:19:06] Let's break down.

[00:19:07] We've got four segments to do that we're going to start with a hot tagger and to share exactly how

[00:19:10] we felt about this movie I'm going to start with you Alonzo Alonzo.

[00:19:13] What did you think about hot girl winter?

[00:19:17] Well about five minutes into it Dave walked in the room and asked me what this movie was about

[00:19:22] and when I explained it to him he goes oh so this is an entire film made of weight warts

[00:19:27] and that's basically what we're looking at here like the so many leaps of logic

[00:19:33] and okay what yeah which we will obviously doodifully unpack but yeah I will say this there is there's kind of a legendary thing

[00:19:45] that we still actors were like if they ask you an audition you know do you juggle you know can you speak

[00:19:51] French always say yes you know and then like if you get the job you can try and figure it out later

[00:19:56] and I'm thinking they asked the lead actors can you pole dance and she was like oh yes absolutely

[00:20:03] and then it turns out she cannot but somehow her pole dancing becomes a viral sensation

[00:20:09] and every time she's and every time she's called upon to do it is when the movie does the most editing

[00:20:14] so like that's a big honking thing right there of like you've made it central to the movie

[00:20:20] and yet rather than cast someone who could do it or even like put in a double in the same dress

[00:20:25] we're just gonna like skate right by it so yeah that's just that is one of many elements in this movie

[00:20:32] that hold up to zero scrutiny.

[00:20:35] Bran listen.

[00:20:39] Having Santa Claus strip on stage is blasphemous

[00:20:46] I was offended I was concerned because I was gonna have to talk about it

[00:20:52] it's not my Santa I'll say that much my Santa is a jolly fellow who has a wonderful time making toys

[00:21:01] being a good boss to the elves and is in a loving relationship with his wife

[00:21:07] I don't know what this was but it hurt me it hurt me

[00:21:14] this movie would have been better if they just weren't

[00:21:20] if they just there there was no points in making them Santa and Mrs. Claus

[00:21:26] other than the initial reveal of Mrs. Claus wanting to have sexy time with Santa

[00:21:33] and you go oh that's what we're doing here huh?

[00:21:38] Aside from that it really does not matter that she is Mrs. Sir she can do some magic

[00:21:45] magic that again does not play matter aside from helping Javier get out of a fight with magic

[00:21:52] magic I still don't understand and I saw it yeah you know it's it's tough

[00:21:59] here's the thing when it comes to filmmaking ability obviously this is a better movie

[00:22:08] than what we saw last week and basically every conceivable conceivable way

[00:22:14] it's better but yeah just was I was having an okay time until I wasn't and then I was

[00:22:23] just kind of like I don't know so giving last week's movie over this one if you can believe it

[00:22:28] that's where I'm at Dana weirdly enough I also prefer last week's movie

[00:22:32] but it's because that movie there's no money behind it or any that is like exactly what Alonzo said last week

[00:22:39] which is if you just slap a title on this and you make a movie for $10,000

[00:22:44] Roku's gonna pay you 50,000 and then everybody wins that's what happens there

[00:22:49] this movie has like some money in filmmaking behind it and it is unquestionably worse

[00:22:54] it could have been because I had to watch it with ads so I was sitting there for the

[00:22:58] better part of two hours watching this movie but I've never seen a movie take less

[00:23:05] time to or care in establishing that a character is Santa Claus than this movie I've never

[00:23:12] said like we say this guy Santa only because we say it does it make it true the North

[00:23:20] Pole in this movie is a house in suburbia and we just there's snow outside

[00:23:27] and we're like we're in the North Pole no you're not you're in a house with an HOA

[00:23:31] that is not the North Pole the premise of this movie is actually fine

[00:23:38] premise if they had actually put time into making like no one knows she's Mrs.

[00:23:43] Claus no one knows he Santa they don't take any time into hiding that they're just

[00:23:47] like nobody knows the North Pole doesn't have any else doesn't have any reindeer

[00:23:52] doesn't have anything magic about it it's just a three bed two bath with a bonus

[00:23:57] room that's all it is and and so if you had taken more less time on the pole

[00:24:03] dancing front and more time on the let's make a magical North Pole and then Santa

[00:24:08] and Mrs. Claus are on the outs I'm kind of in on that movie sure that that's a good

[00:24:13] idea for a movie what this is is just a series of unfortunate events

[00:24:18] that don't make any sense I mean when Santa gets to Miami he's wearing like

[00:24:25] long sleeves and he's like dying of heat and taking his clothes off a woman walks

[00:24:31] by in a in a thong bikini he takes a long look at it and goes Miami during the

[00:24:37] daytime that's what I'm talking about that's this movie that's this movie there

[00:24:41] is they have nowhere to go all day to get there and it's so it is quite a plot

[00:24:46] that they just decide not to use this is one of my least favorite movies I've

[00:24:50] ever watched for this podcast I like I think it was the ads I think the fact

[00:24:54] that I felt like two hours killed me but it was so frustrating to watch this movie

[00:24:59] I also think though as you're talking I was rethinking about the fact that

[00:25:04] you know what's worse than the love triangle on win calls the heart is a

[00:25:11] love triangle in the movie when you know she's not going to pick either one of

[00:25:16] them so at least we know she Elizabeth is going to pick Lucas or Nathan

[00:25:21] or both in my plot right it's going to be one of those two unless she ends up

[00:25:26] with Gowin and then again all that's wrong all that's rough but this is

[00:25:31] throughout the movie she's in a love triangle where you know that she's not

[00:25:35] going to end up with Santa you know like it's just I was going to be so it just

[00:25:39] doesn't matter like you're like what are we why are we doing all this yeah what

[00:25:42] are we doing here it's time for all the fields we were talking about what gave

[00:25:45] us those fields a lot of I will say there is exactly

[00:25:50] exactly one gag in this movie that lands and that is when Santa shows up at

[00:25:55] his hotel in Miami and starts talking to the front desk gal with like the

[00:26:00] information that he has because he's Santa but it sounds like he's a creepy

[00:26:04] stalker and she says am I going to have to call security and so that made me laugh

[00:26:10] yes that's kind of about it feel wise you know but yeah you're right and this

[00:26:17] movie acts like nobody in Miami has ever seen a woolen before like even at the

[00:26:22] airport you can't get off the plane from a snowy location if you are not

[00:26:27] already wearing like a Tommy Bahama shirt you were shunned that's right yeah

[00:26:31] crazy yeah I to the to your first point they didn't do nearly enough of that

[00:26:36] they didn't do nearly enough of the really the fish out of water stuff like

[00:26:40] obviously she's like confused when she first walks into a club and then

[00:26:44] immediately gets into it who's confused at PJ Christmas party and immediately

[00:26:49] gets into so it's she's confused at pole dancing immediately

[00:26:53] but when she's walking through the airport and she's doing magic I'm like okay

[00:26:58] we got some fun going on here no and then you realize that magic is relatively

[00:27:03] worthless right she can't even use magic to get a taxi and so it she does not

[00:27:09] utilize magic nearly enough in this movie and that was a disappointment but when

[00:27:13] it first started I was very excited about the prospect of Mrs. Claus in Miami

[00:27:17] with magic at her fingertips but what can you do of course we do find out in

[00:27:22] one throwaway line of dialogue in this film that Santa gets a gap year

[00:27:28] Santa son of Santa yeah a rug sprigga yes son of Santa does a full

[00:27:33] internship and then gets a year before starts as a professional Santa

[00:27:39] and I find that to be quite quite charming and idea that before you really have to dig in for

[00:27:45] the rest of your life you get one year to just go down to the states or wherever

[00:27:51] and also the pressure is on if you don't find a wife in that yeah that's right

[00:27:55] like when are you going to you can't like Christmas Eve isn't really the time to

[00:27:59] do the house in South Carolina it's a shout out shout out right big or husband

[00:28:04] has seen in the popular children's book oh what what Santa says but if you all

[00:28:09] seen this no I am about this it's very charming there you go let's take a quick break

[00:28:14] we'll come back we'll get to the weight what we'll get to to be or not to be

[00:28:18] that's just easy and so much more here on like the home mark

[00:28:23] home mark

[00:28:33] welcome back to miss his clause pole dances

[00:28:36] uh... whatever the good time uh... stuff of the way was when we talk about what in this movie hot

[00:28:42] girl winter

[00:28:43] let's go wait what's a lot of anything

[00:28:46] oh godly let me dig really deep though

[00:28:49] okay this is the one humongous weight what that I think overhangs this entire film

[00:28:54] which is the one that when I told Dave this was the premise you couldn't believe it

[00:28:58] miss his clause is mad that Santa will not take a vacation for two weeks before Christmas

[00:29:07] absolutely absurd like ma'am there's a deadline coming up

[00:29:12] but it's a

[00:29:14] it's an annual trip she said it's an annual can you ever done like going to your

[00:29:20] your cpa spouse on April first and being like

[00:29:24] or we're not going to Caribbean for a week that is what she's mad about in this movie

[00:29:30] yes the two weeks before the December 11th get away

[00:29:35] you got to be kidding me that's crunch time man

[00:29:38] oh yeah that is like and we're supposed to like side with her and think oh yeah

[00:29:43] you're right why isn't he dropping everything two weeks before like the massively

[00:29:48] busy as day of the year you know so yeah that is a cuckoo bananas

[00:29:53] so yes so she she gets to Miami and her one little magic thing is she keeps walking

[00:29:58] by these trees and waving her hand and they get all twinkly and stuff

[00:30:02] but the problem with that is that she's walking by the same tree like three times

[00:30:07] it's like watching an old Scooby-Doo cartoon where there's a chase down a hallway

[00:30:11] and they run past the same painting and vase and door over and over again

[00:30:15] every time she has like wait you just you just did that that's the same tree

[00:30:19] it keeps cutting off the magic is not strong enough clearly not

[00:30:23] I have big questions about who why does no one know that she's Mrs. Claus

[00:30:31] how long has she been Mrs. Claus what does she know and not know about the world

[00:30:36] because this movie is sometimes like oh yeah we've been together for 30 years

[00:30:40] now and other times she just seems like she's been living on the North Pole since the 19th century

[00:30:46] and just has no idea of how anything is happening or what's what works

[00:30:50] so that was that's just really puzzling that the film could not nail one down there

[00:30:55] we were talking about that and it's the thing that's tough is that Santa's like

[00:30:59] I went to Charleston South Carolina and I met her she was just out of college

[00:31:03] so this woman regardless of what she's been for the last however many decades

[00:31:09] she spent all the way until she was 22 or 23 as just an American citizen

[00:31:14] so the idea that she wouldn't know music or a dance club or whatever is crazy town

[00:31:21] unless she's been Mrs. Claus for the thousand years which is not the case

[00:31:26] based upon the other words that they've used to describe their situation

[00:31:31] I wrote down by the way is this woman her actual sister or is it yeah

[00:31:37] she says sister right in the achievement of well we started off

[00:31:40] and it was this thing where they the kid called her auntie

[00:31:43] and it was like all right that's just a name term of endearmate

[00:31:47] and then as we kept going there is one part in the movie after the third time they said

[00:31:51] sister it's like she looks at her sister and says do you remember when mom not

[00:31:56] when my mom do you remember when mom and at that point I was like these two or sisters

[00:32:01] and if you're listening the way they explain this is Mrs. Claus took met a man

[00:32:06] who works in Alaska and she moved up there and no one's visited her since

[00:32:12] basically is out of the way he runs a manufacturing plant in Alaska

[00:32:16] the cover story and no one is bothered to go investigate that one

[00:32:19] anyway I wrote down that the sister was pimping her out to the rich guy

[00:32:23] who I also refer to as the third most interesting man in the world

[00:32:27] but then later in the movie somebody actually says you're pimping me

[00:32:31] so I'm like okay well then at least we're acknowledging that's going on

[00:32:34] exactly so have your take on a beach date and there's this little

[00:32:38] like kind of little half tent and a table with some it looks

[00:32:43] like one of those dates on the bachelor

[00:32:47] like it is so it is so inorganic and so like you know stage I'm like okay

[00:32:52] well maybe maybe she'll get that rose I don't know

[00:32:55] um well

[00:32:57] that you got to go back and watch this one

[00:33:00] so when she goes out to lunch with the third most interesting man in the world

[00:33:05] uh the background that they have between the camera and their table

[00:33:10] this couple is sharing a salad

[00:33:13] and at one point the woman like sticks her fork in and pulls out like an entire

[00:33:17] huge leaf of romaine

[00:33:20] man

[00:33:24] do we do a second take no no we're just just we got it let's move keep going

[00:33:30] oh man

[00:33:31] that that one cracked me up

[00:33:34] and I was not ready for a thirst trap Santa

[00:33:37] saw him live

[00:33:39] but I have to say like I kind of wish that this movie had been bold enough

[00:33:45] to sexualize a traditionally chubby Santa

[00:33:50] you know that like Santa only gets to take a shirt off if he's got an

[00:33:54] eight pack and it's like well what if both you know

[00:33:57] what if Santa was the guy from HDTV that we saw in that movie

[00:34:01] for instance

[00:34:03] or just spitball

[00:34:05] of course

[00:34:06] um I will say it became very obvious to me early on why does Santa look like he

[00:34:11] does

[00:34:12] it's because this movie features heavily the strip pole and he is going to

[00:34:16] strip later

[00:34:17] it like that was the gun at that point

[00:34:19] that was that you were

[00:34:21] you were going to see that dude shirtless

[00:34:23] wilds did they but you're right

[00:34:25] it was very clear from the first time you see him

[00:34:27] we know it's happening at the end of this movie

[00:34:29] yeah

[00:34:30] I will say those speaking of the club or the gentleman stripper

[00:34:34] club those are some

[00:34:36] demure christmas themed outfits those guys are wearing

[00:34:40] like those are the male equivalent to granny panties

[00:34:44] in terms of like what a go-go dancer actually wears

[00:34:48] that there was a lot of coverage

[00:34:50] a lot of coverage

[00:34:51] a lot of TV 16

[00:34:53] yeah

[00:34:54] yeah

[00:34:55] you know let's just let's be clear about that

[00:34:57] then the other thing was

[00:34:59] when he's going to Miami to try and save his marriage

[00:35:02] the sun says why don't you take the sleigh and the dad's like no

[00:35:05] it's December 20th it's too close to christmas

[00:35:08] so it's like okay fine he's gonna take the male plane he's gonna go the way that she left

[00:35:11] but then

[00:35:12] when they leave

[00:35:13] oh don't

[00:35:14] they take the sleigh

[00:35:15] that's on the ceiling that everyone can hear

[00:35:17] that's right everyone hears the sleigh when they leave

[00:35:19] and we they specifically said they weren't taking the sleigh

[00:35:21] yeah it's just so obvious

[00:35:23] man

[00:35:24] and stuff

[00:35:25] you know and again as in the first christmas evergreen

[00:35:28] everyone realizes that oh gosh I guess that was Santa

[00:35:31] okay well whatever

[00:35:32] back to our dance

[00:35:34] how to get time

[00:35:36] I've got a few as well one I've never felt for a group of extras

[00:35:40] more than I felt for the extras at the airport

[00:35:44] that as they are being yelled at by this woman

[00:35:48] did anyone see my luggage

[00:35:50] they're all just like

[00:35:51] don't speak

[00:35:53] that's right we have to pay you

[00:35:55] it is so much just like staring

[00:35:57] and looking and I just felt so so bad

[00:36:00] like just

[00:36:01] just give

[00:36:02] give them something

[00:36:03] or just get one person that can talk

[00:36:05] to make that seem a little bit better

[00:36:07] because it's long

[00:36:08] and they all they have to

[00:36:09] all they get to do is just look at each other

[00:36:11] like

[00:36:12] you mean you mean

[00:36:13] you just keep their mouths closing nod

[00:36:15] there is a throwaway line

[00:36:17] and I might have like understood it incorrectly

[00:36:20] and she's at the

[00:36:22] food truck with

[00:36:24] Javier

[00:36:25] she tells him that

[00:36:29] she knows a guy who has gotten

[00:36:32] every letter that he's ever sent

[00:36:35] which he doesn't really blink an eye at

[00:36:37] but

[00:36:39] does Santa get every letter

[00:36:41] no matter if it's to him or not

[00:36:43] we have a Santa

[00:36:44] god crossover

[00:36:45] situation

[00:36:46] is dangerous

[00:36:48] because she like

[00:36:50] I think she like knew something about

[00:36:52] is like

[00:36:53] it's like the real person line

[00:36:55] what she meant to say is

[00:36:56] someone who sent

[00:36:57] every letter you've ever sent

[00:36:58] to him

[00:36:59] yes

[00:37:00] tough

[00:37:01] tough

[00:37:02] I don't know

[00:37:04] if a video of a random woman

[00:37:06] pole dancing on a beach in Miami

[00:37:08] is going to go viral

[00:37:09] but it doesn't this this movie

[00:37:11] so I guess

[00:37:12] we should all say yes

[00:37:14] but I don't know

[00:37:15] I don't know

[00:37:16] if it would

[00:37:17] so whole class

[00:37:18] like

[00:37:19] this pole dancing class takes place

[00:37:21] outside in the middle of a park

[00:37:24] yeah

[00:37:25] what

[00:37:26] what

[00:37:27] and if that does

[00:37:28] and one like a video

[00:37:29] go viral every week

[00:37:30] every week

[00:37:31] somebody's going to have

[00:37:32] taken a video

[00:37:33] and have you know for kids

[00:37:34] for kids

[00:37:35] for the kids

[00:37:36] so they the reason why Santa

[00:37:40] says that he can't go

[00:37:42] is because

[00:37:43] the elves are all sick

[00:37:45] so we have to stay here

[00:37:46] and make sure that everything gets done

[00:37:47] and then he and his son

[00:37:48] proceed to never leave that room

[00:37:51] they never leave their

[00:37:52] his like office

[00:37:54] nope

[00:37:55] they never go to the workshop

[00:37:56] they never actually do any of the

[00:37:58] elf work

[00:37:59] so who knows if anything

[00:38:00] actually got done there

[00:38:01] but they do a great job

[00:38:02] of staying

[00:38:03] staying right there

[00:38:04] we do get stock footage

[00:38:06] of the Northern Lights though

[00:38:07] yeah

[00:38:08] we got that good

[00:38:09] good

[00:38:10] um of their normal house

[00:38:11] so

[00:38:12] Santa's son

[00:38:14] comes up to him

[00:38:15] and he's like

[00:38:16] hey mom is being bid on

[00:38:17] again

[00:38:18] and it's like

[00:38:19] hey there's an

[00:38:20] there's an auction

[00:38:21] um you've got a bid

[00:38:23] blah blah

[00:38:24] and the winner right now

[00:38:26] is bid $15,000

[00:38:28] and Nick is like

[00:38:29] who is this guy

[00:38:31] and luckily for him

[00:38:33] I guess this bidding website

[00:38:35] gives you all the information

[00:38:37] about the person

[00:38:38] who is the leading bidder

[00:38:39] because he's like

[00:38:40] oh he's a tech billionaire

[00:38:42] sold his company

[00:38:43] you shouldn't be able to know that

[00:38:45] no

[00:38:46] imagine if you were bidding

[00:38:48] if Ryan was bidding on something

[00:38:50] on eBay

[00:38:51] and could find out the person

[00:38:52] personal information of the person

[00:38:54] who's

[00:38:55] higher than him

[00:38:56] on the VHS

[00:38:57] DVD

[00:38:58] a blue ray

[00:38:59] combination

[00:39:00] they're a billionaire

[00:39:01] you're like I'm not even bidding on this

[00:39:02] there's no way I'm going to be able to keep up with

[00:39:03] imagine being able to know

[00:39:04] also there's a picture of him at dinner

[00:39:06] with Mrs. Claus

[00:39:07] yeah I don't know

[00:39:08] but it's on the bidding site

[00:39:10] that seems to be a little bit biased

[00:39:12] or you should only know that

[00:39:13] because your sense

[00:39:15] yes

[00:39:16] so maybe that's

[00:39:17] maybe that's what they were trying to show us

[00:39:19] that Santa's son has the power

[00:39:21] to know like to know stuff

[00:39:23] but if that's the case

[00:39:25] Nick should not be surprised

[00:39:27] by any of this

[00:39:28] he should

[00:39:29] then obviously if you can

[00:39:31] know when someone's sleeping

[00:39:32] and awake

[00:39:33] and all that stuff

[00:39:34] you should also know

[00:39:35] if your wife

[00:39:36] is in the club dancing

[00:39:37] with Javier

[00:39:38] like you should be able to know

[00:39:39] that information

[00:39:40] last but not least

[00:39:41] and I think it's my favorite one

[00:39:43] we finally get to the auction

[00:39:45] Gala

[00:39:46] and we find out that the name of the foundation

[00:39:48] is the Jingle Time Foundation

[00:39:50] yes

[00:39:51] and they put this on the banner

[00:39:53] with a lowercase J

[00:39:55] to start off the whole thing

[00:39:57] the Jingle Time Foundation

[00:39:59] fantastic

[00:40:00] if anyone has ever deserved

[00:40:03] to have their luggage

[00:40:04] stolen in an airport

[00:40:05] it is this woman

[00:40:06] don't feel bad for you

[00:40:09] I know it's one of the worst things to happen

[00:40:11] this woman rolls her suitcases

[00:40:13] outside and puts them

[00:40:16] 20 feet away from her

[00:40:19] she puts

[00:40:20] she stops holding them

[00:40:22] takes seven to ten

[00:40:24] paces away

[00:40:26] back to her luggage

[00:40:28] to dance

[00:40:30] just to dance

[00:40:32] no one feels bad for you Mrs. Claus

[00:40:34] hold on to your luggage

[00:40:36] no one like

[00:40:37] at that point

[00:40:38] that's just free

[00:40:39] to a good home

[00:40:40] that's not yours anymore

[00:40:42] you've left it

[00:40:43] the first time Mrs. Claus

[00:40:45] goes into a bar

[00:40:46] the bar top is

[00:40:48] plastered with flyers

[00:40:50] and those flyers

[00:40:51] are advertising

[00:40:53] a secret pop-up shop

[00:40:55] it's one

[00:40:59] it's one of those pop-up shops

[00:41:01] that you shouldn't tell anybody about

[00:41:03] because we've printed

[00:41:05] six trees worth of paper

[00:41:07] and plastered the walls

[00:41:09] of every eating

[00:41:11] and drinking establishment

[00:41:12] on the upper east side of Miami

[00:41:14] what are you doing?

[00:41:16] it's not secret

[00:41:17] does it even come up again

[00:41:19] like does she go to the

[00:41:20] no no

[00:41:21] it doesn't come up again at all

[00:41:22] oh man

[00:41:24] this movie is just as

[00:41:26] filled with plot holes

[00:41:28] as last week's movie

[00:41:29] but with better filmmaking

[00:41:31] it really is

[00:41:32] the billionaire she meets

[00:41:34] says how my name is Andrew

[00:41:35] or Drew

[00:41:36] my friends call me Andy

[00:41:37] picolaine bro

[00:41:38] that's one too many

[00:41:39] you can't do that

[00:41:40] oh he starts with

[00:41:41] under this

[00:41:42] I think

[00:41:43] originally

[00:41:44] like a lot of want

[00:41:45] you to call him Alfonso

[00:41:46] but he's not going to say that to you

[00:41:47] you got to figure that out

[00:41:49] yourself

[00:41:50] stop

[00:41:51] don't call him Alfonso

[00:41:52] his guy's name's Alonso

[00:41:54] this billionaire

[00:41:56] billionaire

[00:41:58] he sold his company

[00:41:59] for two billion dollars

[00:42:02] ties up his own

[00:42:04] tiny tiny yacht

[00:42:06] that is not a euphemism

[00:42:08] he goes out to the dock

[00:42:10] and ties up his own yacht

[00:42:12] and his yacht

[00:42:14] is a yacht

[00:42:15] that a middle-class person

[00:42:17] could afford

[00:42:18] it's absurd

[00:42:20] he has seemingly no

[00:42:21] staff whatsoever

[00:42:23] he drives himself places

[00:42:24] he's just

[00:42:26] you know

[00:42:27] he's a bull

[00:42:28] he's a budget

[00:42:29] he's the people's billionaire

[00:42:30] that's right

[00:42:31] all that money is in a

[00:42:33] roth

[00:42:34] he hasn't

[00:42:36] spent a dime

[00:42:38] and when he pulls out

[00:42:40] his tax-free

[00:42:41] he doesn't have any taxes on it

[00:42:43] he's out thinking

[00:42:44] the room

[00:42:45] it's so stupid

[00:42:47] I don't understand this event

[00:42:49] they

[00:42:50] the Jingle Time Foundation

[00:42:52] is off to a rocky start

[00:42:53] it's like everything is going wrong

[00:42:55] she's helping run this event

[00:42:57] and then the way I understand it on the front side of it is

[00:43:00] is that they were supposed to be bidding

[00:43:02] on the hottest dancer in Miami

[00:43:04] and they didn't have that person

[00:43:06] and then she happens to go viral

[00:43:08] and so they have her

[00:43:09] be the person you bid on

[00:43:10] alright

[00:43:11] a stretch

[00:43:12] but fine

[00:43:13] so now they open up the bidding

[00:43:15] not at the auction

[00:43:16] they open up the bidding earlier on

[00:43:18] so the bid is up to

[00:43:20] $15,000 as we see

[00:43:21] because we go to the North Pole

[00:43:22] and they're like

[00:43:23] there's one minute left in the bidding

[00:43:24] if all the bidding takes place ahead of time

[00:43:27] why is there

[00:43:28] why are we there

[00:43:29] why are we even here

[00:43:31] and then we find out

[00:43:33] that $15,000 includes

[00:43:35] like a dancing

[00:43:36] with a star's routine

[00:43:37] like a practice

[00:43:38] practices

[00:43:39] so you can

[00:43:40] basically you're paying

[00:43:41] to perform

[00:43:42] you're paying

[00:43:43] $15,000

[00:43:45] to get on stage

[00:43:47] and have to do a routine

[00:43:49] in front of other people

[00:43:51] who then are there to bid

[00:43:52] on like a bachelor

[00:43:53] bachelor at auction

[00:43:54] which

[00:43:55] it doesn't ever quite come together

[00:43:57] for me

[00:43:58] and it doesn't make any sense at all

[00:43:59] and then it just gets worse from there

[00:44:01] it's just not how an auction works in general

[00:44:03] um

[00:44:05] when Santa tells the story of meeting Mrs.

[00:44:07] Claus he's like

[00:44:08] I met her down in South Carolina

[00:44:09] and she just had this

[00:44:11] and then he said

[00:44:12] the southerners call it

[00:44:14] carism

[00:44:15] and I were

[00:44:16] we were around that

[00:44:17] and put the subtitles on

[00:44:19] and the

[00:44:20] the subtitle said

[00:44:21] CH-A-R-I-S-M

[00:44:23] carism like a short

[00:44:25] slang word for charisma

[00:44:27] I've never heard that

[00:44:29] and so I looked it up

[00:44:30] it was nowhere to be found

[00:44:32] I couldn't

[00:44:34] Google had

[00:44:35] high-nor hair

[00:44:36] of this word

[00:44:37] carism

[00:44:38] and it being used

[00:44:39] in the South

[00:44:40] to mean

[00:44:41] charisma

[00:44:42] 30 years ago

[00:44:43] I don't know where they got that

[00:44:44] I would love

[00:44:45] more information on it

[00:44:46] but I didn't get that

[00:44:48] unfortunately

[00:44:49] that's all I've got for now

[00:44:51] it's time to be

[00:44:52] or not to be

[00:44:53] when we have any questions

[00:44:54] that we would like to

[00:44:55] get some answers to

[00:44:56] Alonzo, what are you still wondering about?

[00:44:58] Well the ending seems

[00:45:00] to imply that they have handed

[00:45:02] the literal reins of the operation

[00:45:04] over to the Sun

[00:45:05] who is now going to be

[00:45:07] the new Santa

[00:45:08] and so

[00:45:09] is this like a retired

[00:45:12] Pope situation

[00:45:13] where he goes

[00:45:14] he'll look it

[00:45:15] a little bit

[00:45:16] like a separate domicile

[00:45:17] like what happens now

[00:45:19] to the clauses

[00:45:20] or they just get

[00:45:21] to travel

[00:45:22] whatever they want now

[00:45:23] yeah

[00:45:25] it seems to me

[00:45:26] like he's still too young

[00:45:27] to retire

[00:45:28] but obviously

[00:45:30] his

[00:45:31] needy wife

[00:45:32] requires more attention

[00:45:33] from him in the weeks

[00:45:34] leading up to his busy

[00:45:35] stay in the year

[00:45:36] so I just want to know

[00:45:37] how that's going to work out

[00:45:38] yeah

[00:45:39] my question is

[00:45:40] when can you tell somebody

[00:45:42] that you are Santa

[00:45:44] or that you are Mrs. Claus?

[00:45:45] because obviously

[00:45:46] he needs say

[00:45:47] standard

[00:45:49] college student

[00:45:51] from Charleston

[00:45:52] at some point

[00:45:53] he had to tell her

[00:45:54] yes

[00:45:55] he has Santa Claus

[00:45:56] and yet

[00:45:57] her sister

[00:45:58] from birth

[00:45:59] doesn't know

[00:46:00] correct

[00:46:01] believes that they live in Alaska

[00:46:03] when are you allowed

[00:46:05] to tell somebody

[00:46:07] that you are Santa

[00:46:09] or that you are

[00:46:10] in the clause family

[00:46:11] that would be my question

[00:46:12] also

[00:46:13] Santa is not even in

[00:46:14] on the Alaska rules

[00:46:15] because when they mention

[00:46:16] in front of him

[00:46:17] he's looked baffled

[00:46:18] so like

[00:46:19] is he would he be fine

[00:46:20] and she's just like

[00:46:21] embarrassed

[00:46:22] like what is it

[00:46:23] what does he think

[00:46:25] they think

[00:46:26] yeah

[00:46:27] I don't know

[00:46:28] I don't know

[00:46:29] yeah mine's the jingle time foundation

[00:46:30] yeah

[00:46:31] that's a front

[00:46:32] right we're on the

[00:46:33] side

[00:46:34] it's a lower case

[00:46:35] j

[00:46:36] for

[00:46:37] for

[00:46:38] for God's sake

[00:46:39] it is

[00:46:40] it is not

[00:46:41] no

[00:46:42] no no no

[00:46:43] no one in that movie

[00:46:45] no character can articulate

[00:46:47] for me

[00:46:48] exactly what the jingle time

[00:46:49] for

[00:46:50] she has that house

[00:46:52] lost her job within the year

[00:46:54] and started the jingle time foundation

[00:46:56] with a lower case

[00:46:57] her house has an indoor pool

[00:46:59] people

[00:47:00] oh yeah

[00:47:01] the house

[00:47:02] and her unemployment

[00:47:03] is another way

[00:47:04] what that I forgot about

[00:47:05] her house has an indoor pool

[00:47:06] she does not have a job

[00:47:07] but runs a

[00:47:08] foundation that can't

[00:47:09] capitalize itself

[00:47:10] and it's called the

[00:47:11] jingle time foundation

[00:47:12] something shady is going on

[00:47:14] I don't know what it is

[00:47:15] but something is going on

[00:47:16] where you do an auction

[00:47:17] before and

[00:47:18] or whatever

[00:47:19] it's a prefer

[00:47:20] enduring auction situation

[00:47:21] and the money

[00:47:22] that you

[00:47:23] like here's the

[00:47:24] Andy

[00:47:25] Andy

[00:47:26] said I'm giving

[00:47:27] fifteen thousand dollars

[00:47:28] right

[00:47:29] does two classes

[00:47:31] and then it's like

[00:47:32] I'm out

[00:47:33] her sister then says

[00:47:35] well you got to get

[00:47:36] out there

[00:47:37] and you got to make

[00:47:38] sure we get

[00:47:39] fifteen thousand dollars

[00:47:40] just shake your mind

[00:47:41] and it's like what

[00:47:42] what happened

[00:47:43] did you not run

[00:47:44] his credit card

[00:47:45] how did that happen

[00:47:46] how did it happen

[00:47:47] I don't know

[00:47:48] I don't know

[00:47:49] we did it though

[00:47:50] I've got to get back on

[00:47:51] a flight guys

[00:47:52] I've got to get going

[00:47:53] you get out of here

[00:47:54] next week

[00:47:55] we're going to be heading

[00:47:56] over to BET plus

[00:47:58] for never alone

[00:47:59] for Christmas

[00:48:00] never alone

[00:48:01] never alone

[00:48:02] that's what we're going to be going

[00:48:04] until then

[00:48:05] maybe the first to wish you

[00:48:06] Merry Christmas

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