Love on the Sidelines (Hallmark Channel - 2015)

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Hi, I'm Bram and I love classic Hallmark movies

[00:00:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Hi, I'm Jax and I like classic Hallmark movies

[00:00:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm Dan and I despise classic Hallmark movies and this is the Deck The Hallmark Podcast

[00:00:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Deck The Hallmark it's his podcast

[00:00:19] [SPEAKER_01]: With an infant host his podcast

[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_01]: We hope you like this jolly podcast

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, well, well

[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh boy. Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Deck The Hallmark

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Today we're very excited that our and friends today is Jax

[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Jax, welcome back it's been a minute

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_00]: I am honored to be here for this football episode

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_00]: I think I've mentioned it before but I do like to brag about my hometown

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_00]: We have the winningest football team in the state, Mount Carmelary Red Tornadoes

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_00]: What did you say?

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_00]: The no

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_00]: So there's a sign that calls us the winningest

[00:01:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Right, but let me try to get that

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the Mount Carmelary Red Tornadoes

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Mount Carmel Red Tornadoes

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_01]: The Mount Carmel

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_01]: There was an extra syllable in there somewhere

[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_01]: What makes the tornadoes red?

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_00]: You know what I did?

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Mount Carmel area red tornado

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, area

[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I feel better now

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Why is it area?

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean to say aerial?

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Area

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_00]: So the actual name of the school is Mount Carmel area

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_00]: So Mount Carmel area red tornado

[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_00]: It's the name

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just the end or around Carmel area high school

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_00]: You know what's so funny?

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_00]: You've never thought about it

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_00]: I've never thought about it

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_00]: But now that I'm saying it, you guys are totally right

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_00]: That is weird

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Mount Carmel area is just Mount Carmel

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_00]: There's no other

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It's that's what that's what the name implies

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: What the area is that's typically how it works

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's strange

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, how about those red tornadoes

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: What makes the tornadoes red?

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it like a lot of clay?

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Does it pick up the clay?

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it like a mining thing?

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_01]: A lot of just a mining town red

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_00]: No, we really should be the miners

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_00]: No, but that's Shikolimi

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_00]: These are all

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Shikolimi

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_00]: What?

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Shikolimi

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Shikolimi area

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the Shikolimi area high school

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_01]: is a different animal altogether for sure

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Completely

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_01]: When is high school football program in the country?

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_00]: In the state

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_00]: In the state of Pennsylvania

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that like

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_02]: That makes more sense because

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that true?

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that not going to do with it?

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it true or is it just something they say?

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_00]: Well, did I sing in state championship?

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I did

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_00]: You guys, I did

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Did you sing?

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Did you say sing?

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_00]: The national anthem

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_00]: I've performed

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_01]: You sang a song

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_01]: You did it by yourself?

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, it was a four of us

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_00]: It was a quartet

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, what did you call yourselves?

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, we it was just

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_00]: It was like the four people who volunteered

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_01]: The four people who volunteered area

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_01]: quartet

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_01]: That's a real ring to it

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't understand

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_01]: What do you mean a four people that they volunteered just

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a state championship game

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_01]: They're like

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_01]: We need four people to volunteer

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, was it a one time performance?

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_00]: So we were basically our choir

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_00]: We were the the soloists in our choir

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_00]: So we volunteered to do it

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Look, it is not

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Sports were the thing in my school

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_00]: So like it I was the lead in every high school musical

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_00]: And no one was competing against me

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_00]: It was not like it's not really something to brag about

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_00]: It was like, oh, Jackie, you'll do it

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you feel good after you all performed?

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you feel good about that?

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_00]: I actually did if I'll if I'll

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and we won the game

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Why'd you why'd you why'd the group break up?

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_02]: What happened?

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Was there a big fight?

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_00]: No, we just all went to different colleges

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, fair enough

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_00]: There's some creative differences here and there

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I hear they're bringing you bringing you all back

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_02]: At this year's state tournament championship

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember that show?

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_00]: What was it Kristen Bell hosted it on Disney Plus?

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Encore and they would go back

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_00]: And they would as adults

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Like our age going back and doing their high school musicals

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Good gosh

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that sounds fun

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know how I missed that show

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_00]: It was actually an amazing show

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was amazing

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_02]: That they you should have done that

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: But for the national anthem

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Jacks we're so happy that you're with us

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And we're so happy that you're going to be joining us

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_02]: That's Girls Could podcast

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't know that

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that is new

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_02]: So this is actually really exciting

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of people a lot of people think that we're

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Us as guys we are the only ones that can't

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_02]: The only ones that can't

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And we are here to say no

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Because we're boys

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_02]: No, sir

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, no, no, ma'am

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Girls can do it too

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is very exciting

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_02]: And we're excited to announce

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_02]: That you'll be joining us

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_02]: For the upcoming season of the chicken salad chicken show

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Chicken sisters

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_02]: The chicken sisters is the name of it

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is exciting

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_02]: A show that we know

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot about

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_02]: So much about

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Dan and I we walk in every day

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_01]: We read the synopsis

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_01]: And we just get

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Poem

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Don't act like you don't come in every morning

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_01]: And kiss your Leah Thompson poster

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I know, I know

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_02]: But Jacks you know about it too

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So I'll let you tell the listeners about the show

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_02]: And what you're most excited about

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_00]: I think what I'm most excited about for the chicken

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_00]: Sisters

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Chicken sisters

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_00]: I want to keep calling them the chicken little sisters

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, maybe we can

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_00]: But it's

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_00]: But you know Leah Thompson

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_00]: She's a treasure

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Like we've seen what Andy McDowell

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_00]: When they get these formidable women

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_00]: When we Andy McDowell

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_00]: What she is doing on that other show

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh she's so good on that other show

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_00]: She's so good on that other show

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_02]: For those that don't know the chicken sisters is coming out next month

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_02]: What is it about?

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_01]: That's mean spirited

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's all guess because I don't know

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's about a rat

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_01]: They run a chicken restaurant

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Chicken fingers

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_01]: A chicken restaurant

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm going with

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I think they run a chicken rescue

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_01]: They rescue chickens

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_01]: They rescue chickens

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_00]: I think there are sisters that are scared of everything

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_01]: They're chicken sisters

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh that's good

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_01]: And I will say this

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I do know that Leah Thompson is in it

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_01]: And also Wendy Malik

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_01]: The also formidable Wendy Malik is in it

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, is Wendy Malik actually in this?

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I think she is

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_01]: You know a lot about this show

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I just remember you reading the cast

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And those key rings

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even remember doing that

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_02]: This is all news to me

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Even though you claim I read it

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm 95% sure that both Leah Thompson and Wendy Malik

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Are in this television program

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I love that

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh it is chicken restaurants

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_01]: That's actually me

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Competing

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Two competing chicken restaurants

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Whose families are feuding

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like a monogies in Capulets

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Family feud

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Steve Harvey is going to be on it

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_02]: That's exciting

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Top five fans are on the board

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_02]: We're talking love on the sidelines

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Why?

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Why, Brandon?

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Why is a good question

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_02]: And I think the best answer is

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Because

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_02]: There

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's Aaron likes it

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that was the main reason

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_01]: We get recommended a handful of movies

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_01]: That are not Christmas movies on the regular

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And we never have a place for them

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_01]: You know

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, and the ones we get

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Recommended are love on the sidelines

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Presence of love

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Which is a movie that aired

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I think on movies and mysteries at some point

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And somehow we missed it

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_01]: And then there's another one

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_02]: There's something about a hot air balloon

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I think at some point

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_01]: So a while back we were like

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's find a time to do these

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_01]: And then we just forgot

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_01]: And then we had a spot

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that the real

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_01]: The straw that broke the camel

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_01]: With Nikki Deloche Michael Ray

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_01]: That one too

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_02]: The straw that broke that camel

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Was the

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_02]: The Tubi Hustler movie last week

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was like

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, why do that when we could do this?

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And I think we're gonna do this maybe

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Because this movie is guaranteed

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_01]: To not be 105 minutes long

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's true

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_02]: That's true

[00:08:10] [SPEAKER_02]: That's true

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Any home

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's talk about it

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I have a synopsis for those of you that maybe

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Didn't watch it recently

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you watched it back in 2016

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe you've never seen it before in your life

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll tell you what it's about

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Originally aired on January 16th 2020

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_02]: 20s

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Nope 20

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh oh

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm stuck in a loop

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh oh

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll make it up to you 2016

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_02]: And what a little something like this

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Laurel is hanging out with her friend

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Eating bread and whatnot

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_02]: They're at a bar

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_02]: While the big miners football game is on the TV

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's why Jax's high school couldn't be the miners

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It was already a miners student

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_02]: There's nothing you can do

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_02]: There's bad news though

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Danny Holland

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Star quarterback got sacked big time

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's gonna be out for a while

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_02]: You had a high ankle sprain, Dana

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Have you had a high ankle sprain?

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I have

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, not fun

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, Laurel is looking for a new roommate

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And in the process gets a new gig

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_02]: As a personal assistant for hot shot deal makers

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_02]: She goes to her first client's house

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And it is the one, the only, Danny Holland

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_02]: And Danny is not thrilled

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_02]: He does not want a female assistance

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Ugh, girls as assistants?

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Get out of here

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_02]: He just wants to be able to walk around in his boxers

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And not say sorry

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_02]: He wants to be able to have somebody help him

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, with the weights and whatnot

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Girls can't do that

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_02]: But there's no other option on such short notice

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_02]: And so he's like, you know what?

[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, we'll give this a shot

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_02]: And the first day is full of, as Danny says, fumbles

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Because he's a football player

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_02]: But she comes back for day two

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And he's impressed that she even showed up

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_02]: She is committed to not only keeping this job

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_02]: But she's gonna put in the work to learn some of these

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Football terminologies that Danny is so fond of using

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And really wants to help Danny

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_02]: As he continues to work on getting better

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And get back on that field

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_02]: He is impressed with her and her classic car

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Not something that girls drive, Harry

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Classic cars?

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I know

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Then she offers to set up a romantic night for him

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_02]: And his model girlfriend

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And she's just really impressed

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Like she always goes the extra mile

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_02]: And bonus point

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Her, his dog really likes her

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is very exciting

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_02]: So you might be wondering

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I got lost in the middle of that

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_02]: You might be wondering

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_02]: What's the big deal though?

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_02]: So what?

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_02]: He's impressed with her

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_02]: What could possibly go wrong?

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, everyone knows that once you

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_02]: So you got a cool car

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_01]: That don't impress me much

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly right

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_02]: But everybody knows that once a girl impresses you

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_02]: It's only a matter of time before you're attracted to them

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_02]: And that is exactly what happens here in this movie

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_02]: They, she begins to be attracted by her

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_02]: He touches her shoulder

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_02]: She touches his hand

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh boy

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: This is exactly what we were concerned about

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_02]: To begin with

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_02]: They gotta keep things professional

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_02]: But one night his ego gets hurt

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And he makes her come over and talk about it

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And like it was a big emergency

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_02]: So she leaves her sister's wedding

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And when she shows up

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_02]: He's like

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_02]: You think I'm only in it about myself

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I only care about me and my footballs

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And she's like

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_02]: She's so mad

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe you made me leave my sister's wedding for this

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_02]: They're arguing

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_02]: They're yelling

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: They're kissing

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_02]: It's an angry kiss

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_02]: This is crazy

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Something that should have happened in the Costa Rica movie

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_02]: But I don't need to bring that back up

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_02]: They try to push their feelings aside

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_02]: You know

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Professional

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_02]: He gets cleared to play

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is very exciting for everybody

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Because just a little bit ago

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_02]: He was on that crutch

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_02]: And he was limping

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Not anymore

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_02]: He's ready to go

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_02]: So they agree

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_02]: We gotta keep things professional

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_02]: They shouldn't date

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And so when he sees her laughing with one of his teammate

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_02]: He immediately assumes that they are heading for marriage

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_02]: And so he gets very sad

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_02]: What am I gonna do

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_02]: When I said that we should keep things professional

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't expect her to actually start talking to other people

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And laughing and whatnot

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_02]: And so he lets her go

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_02]: He doesn't fire her

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just too painful to be around

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_02]: But then he finds out that his buddy is not dating her at all

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's just somebody else

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_02]: So

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_02]: His sister

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Is this

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_02]: His sister

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is fine

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the guy's not

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yeah

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't care if you're into my sister

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't be into my girl

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Is what he's thinking

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_02]: So he has this party thing

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_02]: That he has to throw

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_02]: That she basically put on

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_02]: And at this party

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_02]: He tells her how he feels

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_02]: And she's like, great

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_02]: That's wonderful

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_02]: The feelings mutual

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_02]: And they kiss

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Cause she's a girl

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And now my friends was

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Love on the sidelines

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_01]: We did it

[00:13:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Football

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Foot

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why we're doing this

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Football starts in a couple weeks

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Pre-season's already started

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Go football

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: College football starting

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_02]: When all of you love college football

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_02]: You know I love it

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna talk more about it

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_02]: On the other side of this break

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Here on

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Deck the Hallmark

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Jax, do you wanna do a

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Fantasy football league with me

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's just the two of us

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Just trying to figure it out

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_01]: You can draft any player

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_01]: You want in the entire league

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Every week

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I love this

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_00]: I think it actually would be

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Really fun to do

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_00]: A

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Deck the Hallmark Fantasy Football League

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_01]: We tried it a couple years

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_02]: We could do Deck the Hallmark Host

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Fantasy Football

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_02]: That'd be pretty fun

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's a pretty good idea

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_00]: I would love to give that a try

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_00]: Do Brandon and I get to be on the same team

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_00]: No, that's not how that works at all

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_01]: You're going down

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_01]: But also we need

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Cause you're a girl

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, girls can't play fantasy football

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Are you kidding me

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Also we need to podcast

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Like we need to podcast the draft

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, that's pretty good

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll hang out and we do a draft

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_02]: That's pretty fun

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a fun idea

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll draft live

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_02]: For Brandwell Jam Plus subscribers

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not a bad idea

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Write that down, Aaron

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_02]: If you don't mind

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Not that you're a girl

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_02]: You could do what you want to

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right, yeah, yeah

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_02]: But if you could write that down

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_02]: That'd be really good

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this is more of an assistant thing too

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_01]: So like I don't know if you can handle it

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's true

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_02]: You are a girl

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's talk about love on the sidelines

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_02]: If for anybody that's getting mad

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Really haven't seen this movie

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_02]: That's, this is the movie

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_02]: That is exactly what happens

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: All movie long

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_02]: We're doing a thing

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_02]: We only talk like this occasionally

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_02]: But we're up in the ante today

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Because of this movie

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And I just wanted to get that out of the way

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's talk about love on the sidelines

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to start with a hot take

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to share

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly how we felt about this movie

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to see if Jacks can handle going first

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Jacks, what are your thoughts on love on the sidelines?

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_00]: So I know this is a beloved Hallmark classic

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_00]: My mom loves it

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Aaron loves it

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Multiple people love it

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_00]: It's written by a sister writing team

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_01]: The chicken sisters, I believe wrote it

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that not?

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_01]: No?

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Different sisters

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, go ahead

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, different sisters

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_00]: But equally talented

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_00]: And I know about as much of this sister writing team

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_00]: As I do about the chicken sisters

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_00]: And Terry Ingram directs a lot of great Hallmark movies

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Here we go

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_00]: This one was a swing and a miss for me

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I know that's a baseball metaphor

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_00]: But it was a fumble

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_00]: It was a fumble

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_00]: It was a fumble for me

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_00]: I just couldn't get into the end zone

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Football metaphors

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, it was

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Look, there were some really great things in here

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_00]: That I'll talk about

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_00]: And all the feels and everything like that

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_00]: But I found this to be just unbelievable

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_00]: And how it infuriated me at nearly every turn

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_00]: And how we didn't know where the chemistry was

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_00]: There were a couple of actors in here

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_00]: That legitimately had good chemistry with people

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_00]: That I'll break down a little bit more

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_00]: But I would just say that this was mostly like

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm feeling embarrassed for them watching this

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_00]: It feels awkward

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_00]: And then, you know

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_00]: But I love the people love it

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't want to yuck your yums

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_00]: And please, you can have it

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_00]: It's just not my

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_00]: It's not my thing

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you alluding to the tension between her and her sister?

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_02]: They're friends

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_02]: They're friends

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, oh, no, Patty

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, Patty

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, yeah, wait, let's talk about it

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Patty, the new roommate

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Not the old roommate

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_00]: She comes in and is

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Let's just be clear

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_00]: Like, sexy as all get out

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_00]: I looked up Louisa after

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm following her on Instagram

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_00]: It's not weird

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Is an incredible actor

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_00]: And also, but just there's this chemistry there

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_00]: And she's smart

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_00]: She's fun

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_00]: She's sensible

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Like there's all these things that she's really attractive

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_00]: I think they had more chemistry

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_00]: than she did with her actual

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't disagree

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_00]: And I think she had more chemistry

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_00]: With the nice football player

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Than she did with the mean one that she ended up with

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, then he was so mean

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_01]: She ended up with them

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's right

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I couldn't

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_00]: I couldn't untangle it

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_00]: And there were good performances in it

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_00]: So it was hard not to see the stark contrast of like

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_00]: There are these people who could be her suitors

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_00]: That she's just not picking up on

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_00]: Because she's going with the guy who's mean to her

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_00]: And I think she needs therapy

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_02]: You girls

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You girls and your bad boys

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_02]: There's girls

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_02]: It's impossible

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_02]: It's impossible

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_02]: She needed safety

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Would you guys consider yourself that?

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_02]: What she thinks she's going to be a professional assistant

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_02]: She's a girl

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Or are you going to ask if we consider ourselves bad boys?

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_00]: I was going to ask if you

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_00]: If you consider yourself bad boys

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Or if you've ever considered yourself bad boys

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_01]: No, god no

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_01]: This guy

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean compared to him, yeah

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_01]: But that was just

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Just by comparison

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I could even pull it off

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I wear a leather jacket sometimes though

[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And I will mess you up

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_02]: If you come near me

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I will sucker punch you right to the old

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Schnas

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of times in that sentence

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Where it could have gone a different direction

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Let me intercept it from you

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And I will take it

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Get the mic

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll take it from here

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_01]: That's what happens when a girl tries to throw a football

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_02]: I know, I know

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of times

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Over the years, Dan, you and I have seen

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Bad movies

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Hallmark, like parodies

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_02]: We've seen a couple of those

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, Christmas movie, Christmas

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_02]: That one from that guy that we saw

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_02]: And he was on the show

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Remember that guy?

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Some other random ones that are like

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a parody

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_02]: We had a suspicion that the QVC Plus movie

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_02]: From a couple years ago was a parody

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_02]: This movie

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_02]: And the problem with all of those is they don't quite

[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_02]: They don't quite bring it home

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_02]: They don't quite go past the old

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Pickskin touchdown zone

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_02]: And this movie did

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_02]: This movie is a perfect Hallmark parody

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_02]: And I loved every second of it

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_02]: It is ridiculous

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_02]: It is wacky

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_02]: And it should come as no surprise

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_02]: We don't go back in time very often anymore

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And every time we do

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just like this feels like home

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_02]: It feels like home

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_02]: It feels

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Feels nice

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Massage-y

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_01]: That's exactly right

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_01]: That's exactly right

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Girls can't do stuff

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Listen, we don't need it all the time

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_02]: We don't need all the time

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I am thrilled for the progress we've made here

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_02]: With this network that we cover

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_02]: But boy, howdy

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Sometimes it's just nice to get back to the good old days

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean?

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And this movie was ridiculous

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Make America great again over here

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Make Hallmark great again

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly right

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_02]: This movie, like if I sat you down

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_02]: And I didn't tell you anything about it

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_02]: You would assume it's a parody

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_02]: It's so over the top

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_02]: The amount of times it's just like girls can do what?

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It's crazy

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't believe it actually

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Like they were serious

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And I loved every second of it

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Ridiculous

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Ridiculous in the best ways

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Dana?

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean both of these two have said it

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's like

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_01]: There are about 15 touch points in this movie

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Where in a normal Hallmark movie they would go

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, this probably doesn't sound great

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_01]: We need to dial it down

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_01]: And this movie's like

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_01]: What if we turned it to 11?

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Every time there's a moment in this movie

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_01]: That you would think they would play

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Normally they just go the other direction

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_01]: With it and go

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Girls can't be assistant

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a scene in this movie

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Where a guy is getting made fun of

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_01]: In a locker room

[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_01]: By other grown men

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Because his personal assistant is female

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_01]: That's a real scene in this movie

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_01]: That really happens

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_01]: And it also plays very heavily into that thing that

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_01]: In college and in high school

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I had buddies

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_01]: And they would be like

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Bro, I met this girl

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_01]: And she likes all the things that I like

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like she likes football

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_01]: And cars and blah blah blah

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And you hopefully grow out of that

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_01]: As a human being

[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And realize it's great

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_01]: For people to be passionate about

[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_01]: What they're passionate about

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Not find someone that just wants to

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Follow you around for all of your passions

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_01]: All the time

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It can be more of a symbiotic relationship

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_01]: This movie believes that that evolution never happened

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_01]: It just is

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_01]: A different world

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_01]: And because it embraces this

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Like this ludicrous premise

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_01]: At every turn

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_01]: When it has a chance to dial it back

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_01]: And it leans in

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_01]: It's so terrible that it is memorable

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_01]: It is definitely memorable

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_01]: And I understand why

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I hated it

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_01]: But I understand why people love it

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_01]: It does stick out

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_01]: You're not gonna forget this one

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_01]: This one is not gonna be one

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_01]: That you forget

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Where he literally ruins her one night off

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_01]: In five weeks or whatever

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_01]: And she gets real mad at him

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_01]: And he kisses her

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Like there's just no forgetting

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_01]: What this movie decides to pass as

[00:22:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Romance

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_01]: And so it is one of a kind

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't know football well

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_01]: No

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Does it

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Have some very problematic elements

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, absolutely

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_01]: But kudos to Hallmark for just leaning completely into it

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_00]: I do

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Also, I don't know if that was pun intended, Dan

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_00]: But you said passes for romance

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_00]: And then I thought that would be a great title for this movie

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It passes for romance

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I do love that the basically the whole like

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Crux to not wanting a female assistant is just because you have to wear pants around them

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's like

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_01]: It's basically like how am I gonna have locker room talk

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_01]: With that with without uh with a girl around

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Like it is it is just and I you know

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_01]: If you if you couldn't talk like that with a girl around how appropriate was it?

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Like I don't know what like

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_01]: What in the world are you talking about dude

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's one thing that that he doesn't want a female around because of that like that is what it is

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_01]: But then to take the leap from that to girls don't know how to be assist

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Like a girl couldn't possibly be an assistant to a football player

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Like she couldn't even

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_01]: She couldn't there's no way she could do it. Like what are you kidding me? Are you crazy?

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Like that that's what we were dealing with

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_00]: And I think I think what even felt even more uncomfortable of course there's like sexism

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Is alive and well in our society, but this almost felt like a case of

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_00]: Severe arrested development with this guy the way he talks like it was actually a little bit like

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Instead of me. Yes, was I mad at how some of the things shook out? Yes

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_00]: But a lot of the stuff I was like are you okay? Like is he is he

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_01]: There could be an early case of cte here

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Some of the some of the lines that he has

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_01]: are like

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Bro, are you 12 years old? Like it was it was it was something

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_02]: as the only one of us that uh has worked under the uh

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_02]: A regime that okayed this movie

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, there was this the prevalent culture

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_02]: At homework when you worked there when you would walk would be allowed to see you and be like

[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh your girl. Wow

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like how low is it like for you? This is great

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_00]: I will say that

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_00]: When

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_00]: Shal and I got hired at hallmark. We were in our you know, maybe like late 20s or something

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_00]: So very much very much women

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_00]: Or something or something uh all we would hear is like oh my gosh. It's the girls

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_00]: From everyone men women like that's what girls

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we love the girls until they didn't love the girls

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Wow until they didn't until they didn't that's bubbly sesh dot com. I believe bubbly sesh dot com

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, and that's what happens when you put women in leadership they come in and they say let's get rid of the girls

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right. That's what never happened if we just let let the men run things. That's right

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_01]: You guys think girls can podcast get out of here

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_00]: I do think it's easier for girls to impress men than women

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh if we're gonna unpack that

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I like that

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_00]: I I think that that is

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_00]: a

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_00]: Harsh reality

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Man well

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Stuff for all the fields before we talk about what this was if he gave us uh gave us feels and whatnot and uh

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna kick it back to jacks who's already impressed us so much today, but let's see what she's got

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Anything anything give you feels in this movie

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, so I think that I love that

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_00]: The dog it's a girl right but named newt for newt rockney. I think that's adorable

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Um, I love if we're talking about parody, but like classic old classic hallmark

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_00]: I think this girlfriend villain is hilarious over the top. She's playing this pitch perfect like

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_00]: No nuance, but that wasn't her assignment at all. No and she's she's killing it

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_01]: She's basically they're basically being a paid escort. That's just basically what you need to be 100

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_00]: And it is it is cringe, but she did exactly what she's supposed to do and she nailed it

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_00]: And then I do have to say the the nice

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Uh football player that ends up dating his sister which that was a wild ride

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_00]: He was really giving me like handsome flirty fun feels as was

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Patty the new roommate and I just was like, okay. These are two these are two people that I want to see

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_00]: Lead a hallmark movie with each other sure or not with each other

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_01]: But I just want to see more of them. He's been in one not in hallmark. We covered it on a different network and

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_01]: It is something a venue. What was it a vineyard romance or a vineyard romance?

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it was like a zoom-o movie or something. It's uh, it's not great

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I give it a go. But yeah

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_00]: That's you say zoom you say zoom-o and I'm like, okay. That's another company that I have to contact and beg for a job

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Was an ax

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_02]: You laugh I'm not kidding. It's x wait for real. Yeah x u o m o. That's exactly right

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's real. Okay. Yeah, I'll look into it. That's right

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, but you know what's the best out of all the companies is philo. Uh,

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_02]: We're on there you could watch us right now. I think that's pretty fun

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, my all the feels

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Is the angry kiss and if you listened

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Back to Tuesday's episode where we talked about Costa Rica

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_02]: You heard all of us talk about how mad we were that they didn't kiss

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_02]: In the rain while fighting

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_02]: And while it was not raining

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_02]: During this angry kiss, I'm just happy that it happened because it always is great when it happens

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And it made you know the fact that the reasoning behind

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Calling her over

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Unforgivable an awful sin unforgivable, but you forget about it though because

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_02]: They angry kiss and you're like, yeah

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_02]: This is awesome. You forget why she got there the first place. It doesn't matter anymore. You mean really you mean

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_02]: He specifically I forget because I'm like, yeah

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Girls so that made me happy dato the best angry kisses are where both people have a reason to be angry

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_01]: That was not one of them. My feels is very simple. It's joe thysman

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_01]: joe thysman a

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_01]: A very venerable

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_01]: well known

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_01]: NFL quarterback for years and years the years

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Decides he's gonna act in this movie and it is a riot

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_01]: He plays the leading guy's father. He gets like three scenes

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a scene where he gives a line delivery that is not english

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, it's pretty great

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_01]: He is just he has two close-up winking scenes for some reason

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, every time he's on screen. I had a ball and I laughed really really hard. So

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_02]: There's that. I'll say a quick break. We'll come back. We'll get to the way one the what the hallmark here on jack the hallmark

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome back everybody guys girls

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't matter not here not here right now right now

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, we're talking love on the sideline from 2016. Why because we can it's time for the wait

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_02]: What it is where we talk about what in this movie. Let us go wait. What jacks anything stick out to you

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_01]: What if we before jacks answers and I just cut you off? What if we just covered the winter fest movies from 2016?

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's for the best

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_01]: One of the winter fest movies from eight years ago. What if that was what we did try and stop us?

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Why are we doing it? It's winter fest from 2016. Duh. What else would we be a classic?

[00:30:58] [SPEAKER_02]: We uh, we'll do another show today's big thing where it's a time capsule of 2016

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_00]: It's a really great job. Make sure you invite me to that please. Yeah, of course

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_00]: I have I have quite a few but I've limited it to three

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_00]: um, okay, so when and like we see that she's very protective of him and even like is

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_00]: You know, um reluctant to let his mom and his sister in we see that later

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_00]: But initially when we see this

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Very attractive clearly a football player black man come to the door and she resisted

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_00]: This is the best that gives that gives cringe vibes

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_00]: And then I thought nothing could top her not letting him in because clearly he's friends with this guy like it makes sense, but then he

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Picks her up consent picks her up and it it is um

[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_00]: It is wild. It is a wild moment in time that it was upsetting all around

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I think on top of that were you done with that one or were you moving on?

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm done with that one. I'm done with that one on top of that

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_01]: He introduces himself

[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_01]: As though the fact she does not know who he is

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Is a crime against humanity

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_01]: He's a tight end in the nfl

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Aside from travis kelsey over the last year

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_01]: The majority of people on planet earth could not name you one tight end in the nfl

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Under any circumstance and this guy's like i'm isa haward b word that basically what he says

[00:32:26] [SPEAKER_01]: That's basically what he does and she's like, I don't know who you are. I'm sorry

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, then let me lift you out of the way that is that's what happens there bro

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_01]: You're not famous

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_01]: You're just not fit you can walk the street any tight end in america that plays football can walk the street your whatever your favorite team is

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Their tight end can walk the streets of that city and not get mobbed because nobody cares

[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a fact

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_00]: I hate to I hate to blame the woman here

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_00]: But I will just just have a fun devil's advocate

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_00]: No excuse for him lifting her but if I was going to be someone's personal assistant

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I would get like a list of the roster of the team so that I would just kind of know the names

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'd be like oh that sounds familiar or get like a look book

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and if she was a boy she'd have figured that out

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_01]: That's true because boys are meant to be personal assistants girls are meant to be the ceo's

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_02]: We've said that for years and I will say this way was especially troubling for dan because as of like a year or two ago

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_02]: He was picking up every girl. He would just go around and be like oh look at you

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Look at you cute little thing and then he would like send him on their way

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So this was like

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_00]: The one brand for dan that also well, he would do when you'd say look at you you cute little thing

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he would

[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we got rid of all those clips too. Thank goodness because we used to I used to have people record them

[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_01]: So we could listen to them later

[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_01]: of

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_02]: You know I before like andre the giant

[00:33:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Like seven feet tall

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Pick up all the girls. I would just you know, I obviously figured out before he did that that's not okay

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_02]: But we're both there now. We got rid of learning. We scrubbed all that footage. We got rid of

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_02]: cute little thing

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_01]: It's how dan used to do all the beat grand fest meet and greets according to emily. That's really fun

[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_00]: Look at you. You cute little thing. That's right

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, if I don't get greeted like that for the marathon by each and every one of you, I'm gonna feel

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Pretty bad about myself. That's a different dot. It's green dot for hugs

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_01]: So different dots to lift you up orange for lifts. You little thing like orange. You gonna lift me

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Orange you gonna lift me

[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_00]: That's good right there

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_00]: And you're gonna appreciate I hope my

[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_00]: Other weight what because as a girl you're gonna be glad that I know this information

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_00]: When patty tells oh my gosh, what's our leading lady's name cute little blondie

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Trish

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Laurel laurel

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_00]: The girlfriend the the wonderful villainous girlfriend. She has a botox appointment. So that'll give me at least a couple hours

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Baby, botox takes four minutes. Wow. This is not a facelift

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Like I don't know what we think is happening at this botox appointment, but it takes

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe four minutes. We all have I gotta I gotta erase that one. We all had that right? We had that one

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_01]: They filled me there. I gotta be honest

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_01]: They said botox two hours. I'm like all that checks. It's poison in your face. That's gotta be

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_01]: An hour

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_01]: A poison. I don't know. I don't know what it is that we're doing

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_01]: My only it's just a bunch of little yeah, there you go

[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_01]: There you go

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_00]: That's all

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_02]: um, I love that this cute little thing

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Thought that this guy

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Would in any universe name his dog after nude gingrich

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That I I know she hasn't known him for long

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_02]: But you talked to him one time and you would go I don't think he knows who new gingrich is

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh because newt never played football. So what's the point of knowing anybody?

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, but I appreciate the effort there

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_02]: You talk about the guy who shows up picks her up and whatnot

[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_02]: But you it's such an interesting thing to when somebody opens the door

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_02]: To your friend's house that you don't recognize who it is

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_02]: You just go I want to see danie boy and then you're shocked that they don't like respond with well come on in

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a weird way to say great. It is how I walk in every day

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I go, I want to see danie boy talking to my buddy dan

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_02]: But I say out the his face. I don't like that's the thing that me and him

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_02]: You greet me. Exactly. I don't want to see danie boy. There he is

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_02]: um

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_02]: An I listen, I don't know the severity of the

[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, the ankle injury the high ankle sprain. I don't think it should affect how you put your jacket on

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_02]: But but for him it does he does one arm

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Actually, I have a jacket here that I'll uh, I'll utilize so he does one one arm

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And then he it's as if this arm doesn't quite work and he's just kind of like

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Does one of these numbers and swings it over to himself as if it's a full like high ankle sprain equals

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Full half of your body is unusable. So just kind of it's not the infamous, uh, jad Bartlett, uh, jack

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Don't oh you can't

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know why he does that jacks? No, why don't

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_01]: No, martin sheen just like me we have something called herbs palsy

[00:37:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Which means our right arm isn't fully functional and that's how you have to put on a jacket

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_00]: I just thought it was a brilliant character. No, no, you know, and that oh my gosh. No, I adore this man

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't do the I never thought to do the flip

[00:38:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Although after seeing him do it

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like dude that makes a lot of sense if you've got herbs palsy

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I just go right arm in all the way first and then like I do dip my shoulder around

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_01]: But he like legitimately made that thing popular and then he started doing it for charity for like herbs palsy charities

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Does as well, I don't know. No, this is just crazy. Okay. I think he thinks in his head if you have an ankle injury

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a full you have to do a full bit. Yeah one of these numbers

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_00]: And I'm sorry. I don't want to derail this but when when we came on earlier

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_00]: I Dan was wearing the jacket, but I didn't see that it's like the hallmark branded and then I saw the brand has it

[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_02]: And you guys look incredible. Thank you. It's our congratulations our bomber jacket. We ordered you guys. It looks great

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_01]: We ordered a very nice. It's the nicest piece of merch

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_01]: The deck to home are much I've ever like seen or worn and again. I can't stress

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_02]: It's incredible. You want to get the logo? We ordered way too many of these

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_02]: We have way too many of them and we I it was an accident. We didn't mean to order this menu way too many

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_02]: There is literally a room

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't open the door because there's so many boxes of them. So please dex home art.com slash shop

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Please buy one. None of that is true

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_01]: But dex the home art.com shop is by one you just saw a shop. You can go ahead. They're wonderful. We don't have any

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Um outside of the locker room. It just says football locker room. Yeah, that was great. Um because

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_02]: We could say locker room

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_02]: But then how would all the girls watching this at all know no that this is for the football players

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_02]: It could be locker room for anything could be could be any random

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_02]: We got a lot everyone knows football locker or football players coming out of it

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Would that kind of tell those no I need to know

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Football locker say it football locker room. Uh and I also just love

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_02]: that

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_02]: That's

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_02]: At some point they said hey

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_02]: You're not sad enough. How do we make everybody at home know that you're sad

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's just that he holds his football really close to him, which I thought was really cute and sweet

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, dana. He's a 12 year old boy who's been allowed to say that way. Um, listen

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm as big a fan of bread as the next guy

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Unless the next guy is doing props for this movie

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_01]: uh

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_01]: This the the opening scene of this movie is at a sports bar buffet, which

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Sign me up

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_01]: One of those a sports bar buffet where everyone I can't stress this enough everyone has

[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_01]: At least four to six pieces of just plain toast on their plate

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing is followed up by followed up by three or four burger sliders

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_01]: And french fries. So it's not like they did you notice this jacks jacks notice the amount of bread on their plates

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I had written that down also

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was funny because I'm I'm a big carb girl, but it was yeah just thick slices of texas toast

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_01]: It's so much bread and it I'm here like we love bread here at the office

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_01]: So much just dipping in stuff put some olive oil whatever we get pizzas and we go should we add more bread and we go

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely every time this is

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Literally everyone has decided why don't want to go back up there

[00:41:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to need my half dozen slices of texas toast to go with my four burger sliders and plate of french fries

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_01]: And I listen once again not yuck anybody show them. I love bread. I eat a ton of bread

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_01]: This is crazy. You have a loaf of bread on your plate

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_01]: That you're never gonna eat

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought for sure like it was so over the top the amount of bread that I thought for sure

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_02]: They were going to bring it back for the table. Yeah or something there was going to be some sort of like joke or

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Explanation for why they have so much bread. What are they hiding behind all that bread? It's a wall of bread

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't see the food but I just I couldn't I couldn't get over this like sports bar buffet

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's like hey, don't miss the texas toast station up front. So good

[00:42:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean so good. Yeah, maybe this is ax me as texas toast

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_01]: If it's done right now now we're in a different world

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Some zack sauce. Whoo everything I said I take it back if it's a zack's these texas toast

[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_01]: That's exactly right buffet. See I will have at least yeah three or four at least

[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, this is way bigger than that though. I don't have to you know, it's no

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_01]: It's not you're exactly right the size is the scale this movie has learned

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_01]: The game of football through a game of telephone

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, it is it is like the la Croy of football they talk about football in these weird

[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Like we got a list of terms that we have to use all these terms to get a bingo

[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And so we're going to use them all

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Um

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_01]: And I know that because of things like football locker room

[00:42:57] [SPEAKER_01]: But also he has to go to practice. They

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Show you a wide shot of this dome

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_01]: With like a closed roof

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_01]: They show you show him parking outside of this dome and then he goes to practice outside

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_01]: The football field he's practicing on is not in the dome that they established

[00:43:19] [SPEAKER_01]: And he parked next to where is it?

[00:43:22] [SPEAKER_01]: He he crouched there. I don't know what happened there

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how that worked

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_01]: But they they went above and beyond to get it completely wrong, which is

[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_01]: crazy um

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I did say this earlier, but it it it deserves to be mentioned again

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_01]: He's in the locker room with his bros his boys locker room talk

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like i gotta go to my assistant blah blah blah and then the one guy that's met her is like oh

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, she's pretty pretty pretty cute

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_01]: And this dude goes not one several of them go you have a girl. That's an assistant

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_01]: They are pretty much like he's become the joke of the locker room because his personal assistant is female

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_01]: That's it

[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the whole bit. That's the whole joke is that can you believe this knucklehead over here?

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Think so a girl can be his personal assistant. He knows tens of words

[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you think a girl could handle all of that?

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Responsibility he also is in the stands in the nosebleed section for a book signing

[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Didn't understand that one one bit at all. It's vibes. It's the vibes

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he also has an agent in this movie and he is the early characters considered the best quarterback in the nfl

[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like erin rogers tom brady patrick mahomes and his agent who's negotiating

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_01]: multi-million dollar contracts

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_01]: shares a desk in an office with another dude

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Not shares like has a cubicle and there's another cubicle which would be insulting

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Shares a singular desk like dwight and jim at in the office

[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_01]: This guy's a millionaire assistant a millionaire agent

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_01]: He's sharing a desk with a background actor. Actually, you might have one line. That was pretty crazy

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Um

[00:45:12] [SPEAKER_01]: And this is the most depressing poker night of all time the poker night this guy hosts

[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_01]: No one talks above a whisper

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, there's no snacks

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Only one person talks at a time

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a mess. It's a mess of a poker night and it and it made me just mad that they had it

[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_02]: That's all I got

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_02]: It's time for what the hallmark before we do that. I just remembered jacks

[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_02]: We have all over the past week been making our predictions for when hallmarks going to drop their Christmas schedule

[00:45:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And I think you're the last one that we haven't heard we haven't heard from

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Would you like to make a prediction as to when typically in past years? It's been about a month

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_02]: before

[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_01]: The 24 pick a day will put you on the calendar to win the big

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna go with

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_01]: September 15th. Wow September 15th. It's a great. What is everyone else? What is everyone else?

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Saturday jacks, so I don't it isn't

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a sunday jack. So that's a bold move. Do you want to move it or do you want to stick with it?

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I love that for you, but you know

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe the 16th. Oh monday. Okay, great

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, did you pick up on a friday?

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Me I picked a monday. You want to be with me on the 16th?

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're on the 16th. I am

[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_01]: That's good company. There you go. It's pretty good company and I hope it's not a monday

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_01]: If they could just make it a tuesday or wednesday for us, that would be awesome

[00:46:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Be awesome for us

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And I know the whole market is doing that drops around us for sure. Yeah more. They always give us the heads up

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course

[00:46:42] [SPEAKER_00]: Um, yeah, they just like they did when I actually worked for them. I knew things

[00:46:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Ah all the time

[00:46:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's find out. Uh, it's it's time for I'd be telling you stuff. Did you hear about this? What?

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you would always be telling me something like I didn't hear that

[00:47:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure they're gonna get it to me

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure they will. We tell the girls about this. Nah

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_00]: Probably too much for the girls. Yeah the girls couldn't there's no the girls can't handle it

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_02]: How do we dumb it down to where they can understand those sweet sweet girls?

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, it's time for what the hallmark is for me wonder what could have been maybe have it

[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I'm clear to any questions that we still have jacks. What are you still wondering about? What's really uh, what's clon at the old brain?

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_00]: I am wondering what the conversations were

[00:47:26] What's clon at the brain?

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_00]: Are you okay? Clon at the old brain. They've been still for so long it's sometimes try to spice it up

[00:47:34] [SPEAKER_01]: What's clon at the old brain?

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_00]: You did make it sound just so jovial and like it was just off the top of your head, which I guess it was

[00:47:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Uh, what's clon at my old brain?

[00:47:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not gonna lie vibrate promise you that I have it written down clon at the old brain

[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_00]: I actually had two little things. I'm wondering if she's getting paid for these what are adorable jerseys that she's making for all football players

[00:47:57] [SPEAKER_00]: um people

[00:47:59] [SPEAKER_00]: wives girlfriends and such and then also okay

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_00]: And maybe something got worked out that I didn't see why?

[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_00]: Our leading man still gives the speech after his sister has told him that it meant a lot to her to give a speech

[00:48:12] [SPEAKER_01]: She she'd basically at the dinner is like I want you to give the speech

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_01]: So she has that was gonna be that's one of my two

[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_01]: She basically has been preparing to give the speech for weeks

[00:48:25] [SPEAKER_01]: And then at the dinner is like you should give the speech and he goes up there off the cuff

[00:48:29] [SPEAKER_01]: So instead of us getting to hear what the sister planned to say and scripted

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_01]: We get off the cuff from the old. I can't have a girl as an assistant guy

[00:48:40] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what we get in step. I'm happy she can't do her senses and realize that she's not capable of giving a speech

[00:48:48] [SPEAKER_00]: Off the cuff from man is always better than carefully planned from a woman

[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_02]: That's exactly right and as we sit on this here week of the democratic national convention

[00:48:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you for reminding the american people that jacks um

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_02]: mine is this the uh

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_02]: The the at the very end her roommates is like hey

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I took my client's dog on the way out

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_02]: and

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Like just stole the dog

[00:49:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Did the root what does the obviously she's her client was the worst. We don't like her

[00:49:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Does she even notice that her dog is is gone?

[00:49:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Did she fight back at all did she text her and be like, hey, where's my dog?

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Or is it just kind of one of those things where it's like, oh great someone

[00:49:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Did me a solid somebody stole the dog somebody stole this designer dog. That's right put it in the back. It's crazy

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, what do you got denim? Uh, what's calling it my brain is this sports bar the same one that gives uh toast out at the buffet

[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_01]: They have they go for for two people that don't insist they do not like football at all

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_01]: They go to this very football specific bar

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm talking there are football helmets lining the bar

[00:49:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Non-descript no team names, of course

[00:50:01] [SPEAKER_02]: But lining the bar the the old minors. Yeah, that's right

[00:50:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Not the the fake football team. They couldn't couldn't get those right they go to this sports bar for every occasion including I believe a

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_01]: bachelorette party

[00:50:15] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a bachelorette party at the sports bar with though

[00:50:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, have you seen the bread from people that don't buy their own admission like nor care about

[00:50:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Football they go to this one establishment

[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_01]: For everything and I just want to know why aside from the fact that we know it was the only location they had

[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_02]: bread man, yeah

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, bread

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_02]: We did it. Congratulations to everybody involved

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh jacks, we are so excited to be getting started on the chicken girls

[00:50:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Sisters chicken sisters a little bit of chicken fry

[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Um and just a couple weeks which is uh, which is exciting which is exciting

[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_00]: I can't wait and marathon soon

[00:50:54] [SPEAKER_00]: And I have I got new pajamas

[00:50:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's great. That's great. It's gonna be uh, it's gonna be a lot of fun

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll make sure you fly out of new work. So don't worry

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't request much. I won't fly anywhere

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_00]: She doesn't make sure spirit out of new work. No, I don't do spirit

[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I would love to not have a life insurance liability claim. I uh

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't act like we haven't had amazing experiences on spirit. I've actually my my

[00:51:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I had one great really great experience on spirit when I really need to get to los angeles and timers of the essence to go on

[00:51:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Kelly Clarkson and it worked out great got that big chair, but we all know it's united out of new work. Yeah, that's right

[00:51:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Got that big chair. I got the big chair. You got the big chair. That's first class. Let's call them big chair

[00:51:36] [SPEAKER_02]: They call them on spirit. Uh, we're back tomorrow. Is that true? It is true $15 for a

[00:51:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Flight from Atlanta to los angeles big chair first row first row. That's actually incredible

[00:51:47] [SPEAKER_00]: That's right. I can't ask for more than that. No, you did not more than the big chair

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_02]: That's for sure. I'll be back tomorrow with another one until they may be the first to wish you a merry christmas

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