March Preview Show (2024)

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[00:00:03] Hi, I'm Brandon. I love preview shows.

[00:00:07] Hi, I'm Brian. I like preview shows.

[00:00:09] Well, I'm Dan. I despise preview shows and this is the Deck the Homework podcast.

[00:00:14] Deck the Homework podcast.

[00:00:16] Deck the Homework podcast.

[00:00:18] Sure does.

[00:00:20] I'll do this one.

[00:00:22] You do it?

[00:00:24] Nice, goodness, buddy.

[00:00:26] We hope you like this job. story behind like they've created a whole life. Is he admit that he and Chris Gaines are the same person? I mean, even, but even listening to the album. This is important. Chris Gaines. This is a preview episode at its finest. The album title, like I think at a certain point they gave up because the one album is Garth Brooks in the life of Chris Gaines. So I think.

[00:01:40] Yeah, it's like, yeah, I'd say yeah.

[00:01:41] That's Ryan Lewis doing a Macklemore's.

[00:01:43] That's exactly right.

[00:01:46] All right, it's a previous show everybody. We are going to be going through all seven of the made for TV movies that we will be watching over the month of March. No screams, two cream, seven movies. So I can basically not, I don't have to cream any Hallmark movies. You don't have to. I love this. I'm just starting to get me on board. You don't have to. You like that idea.

[00:03:00] And I just want to say this is also nice

[00:03:02] because people ask all the time, like what?

[00:03:05] What's your secret?

[00:03:07] What's your secret?

[00:03:08] What's your skin color? That is also another thing. I'm not I'm not including the Monday movies in this because those movies already came out. Separate. Yes. Yes. Are you ready? Yeah. Tooby. Yep. For earthquake underground. So this is is there a theme to these at all? They're all spring. First of all, they're not decided for the March preview of include every movie. And we also decided for March, just just holds

[00:04:23] for out any pre-tents that we're doing any sort of theme of any kind.

[00:05:26] pots of gold. What about upsets? Oh, that's a good, brackets. Brackets a good one. All right. Aaron brackets or pot of golds. Pots of gold. Pots of gold. Pot of golds. Pot of

[00:05:33] golds. Pot of golds. Up first, earthquake underground. It's premiering. And I know we've

[00:05:40] got it. We got it. We were up against it. Aren't all earthquakes underground? Well,

[00:05:44] let's find out. Let's get techs, tonic plates and whatnot subway cars underground. Several. This is like the Boy Meets World New Year's Eve episode where they get stuck under the ground. Under the ground. You know the ground. When a massive earthquake submerges several subway cars under the ground, a group of misfit passengers

[00:08:03] That's tough. Yeah, beat that. Yeah, I can't. I was thinking two pots of gold as well for this bad boy.

[00:08:07] It could go. It could go bad being stuck underground for so long.

[00:08:12] But I think Ryan's colon train got it.

[00:08:14] Yeah, I think they probably got a good handle.

[00:08:16] You know, two and a half pots of gold for me.

[00:08:17] Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to bump it up a little.

[00:08:19] I'm going to stolen train rhymes. Oh, and train.

[00:08:24] I thought you said Ryan's Colton.

[00:08:26] No, no, no, no.

[00:08:27] And I was Ryan's. are gonna be watching over there on the deck, the lifetime of a cork this month. And we'll give it a rating and a cream, even though we won't be watching it. Absolutely. This is easy. Brian can watch it if he wants to. I could. You're right, I could. You bought some Lifetime movies. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Have a good time doing that. Hunting Housewives. Okay.

[00:09:40] Hunting Housewives premiering on March 9th

[00:09:43] over on The Lifetime.

[00:09:45] It's starring Denise Richards.

[00:09:47] Know that name. schedules when suddenly they find themselves down in a plane crash with no knowledge of basic survival. The housewives must use their wits and whatever is in their designer bags to try to survive in the rugged wilds.

[00:11:00] When they realize they're not alone,

[00:11:03] even frenemies must align to outwit their hunters. not as successful as Ladies of the 80s and the premise is going to kind of just land flat, unfortunately. Give me one pot of gold, no creams for me. Listen, I'm very excited about this movie. When Patrick sent it over to me, I clicked on the link, send me a contact and was immediately like,

[00:12:22] this is the movie I'm most looking forward to this month

[00:12:24] because it's not only, you know, I need anyone to tell me. Blank's the rest of the world. Blank's the rest of this, exactly right. Let's blank our way to break. We're gonna come right back. We're gonna get you some more movies here on. Deck the Humboldt. Deck the Humboldt. ["The Star-Spangled Banner"]

[00:13:44] We're back. Hello, everybody!

[00:13:45] We're back!

[00:13:47] We are previewing some movies. American Ramon, by the way, so super good. When all American Ramon discovers he is the heir to the European kingdom of San Pablo, he is done European kingdom of San Pablo. You know, the all American Ramon, all European. So I'm tracking. He is daunted by the prospect of becoming king

[00:15:01] to prepare him for his royal duties.

[00:16:05] And that's not super exciting. I hope the the scenery is great. I

[00:16:11] Don't know fish out of water a little bit, but I'm gonna go just two pots of gold on this one

[00:16:15] Yeah, it's a zero zero situation for me

[00:16:22] Up TV has released some of the worst movies I've seen all year by a mile the two we've watched I don't like a royal movie

[00:17:22] I'm not as much of a royal boy. And so I'm going to, I'm going, I'm going right there with you.

[00:17:24] Hey guys, our first Hallmark movie of the month is coming out on March 15th.

[00:17:30] Uh, watch after we review that, that we put out this episode Hallmark,

[00:17:34] just like dumps.

[00:17:35] We found some, we found, will be an extra acquired film that we didn't preview.

[00:17:41] I can guarantee you.

[00:17:41] That's why maybe we're going to do it.

[00:17:43] We're going to do it.

[00:17:43] We're going to do it.

[00:17:44] We're going to do it.

[00:17:44] We're going to do it.

[00:17:45] We're going to do it.

[00:17:45] We're going to do it.

[00:17:46] We're going to do it.

[00:17:46] We're going to do it.

[00:17:47] We're going to do it.

[00:17:47] We're going to do it.

[00:17:48] We're going to do it.

[00:17:48] We're going to call people out here because it's a famous

[00:19:00] fashion.

[00:19:00] They didn't include it's clearly they put in parentheses

[00:19:04] actor name with quote unquote credit.

[00:20:04] The two discover a counterfeit handbag ring. This is like the whole movie.

[00:20:06] And a growing list of fashionable suspects.

[00:20:11] Yup.

[00:20:12] Shout out to our pal Taylor.

[00:20:14] Taylor Albers at crownmedia.com.

[00:20:16] Shout out.

[00:20:18] Brian, this is why I never got into fashion.

[00:20:20] So dangerous.

[00:20:21] This is why?

[00:20:22] This is why.

[00:20:23] Because of what happens.

[00:20:24] I don't know man, you're rocking that

[00:20:25] Deck the Homework bomber jacket available now.

[00:20:28] Deckthehomework. Yeah. Four. Four pots for the record. For that one. Wow. Dan. Oh yeah, this sounds miserable. What? One for Brooke Dorsay. A fashionista like yourself? I know, I know, right? I don't know. Let's do one more and then we'll take a quick break. Yeah. Okay. We're going to Netflix. Yeah, we are. We're doing Irish Wish. Okey doke. A starring Ed Spielers.

[00:23:02] Yep.

[00:23:03] Alexander Vlahos.

[00:23:06] Okay.

[00:23:07] And Lindsay Lohan. online I have to listen and transcribe it. It's a lot of work for you. We don't know what that sound means. Irish Wish. When the love of her life gets engaged to her best friend, Maddie puts her feelings aside to be a bridesmaid at the

[00:24:23] wedding in Ireland. to the thing that she was so successful at. I am cautiously optimistic about this movie. Is this a joke? Three pots of gold, one cream. Whoa! There you have it. Calm down. Wow. Man. I'm ready. Maybe I'm jumping on the Lohana Sans bandwagon. Welcome. Man. There's always room on board. I was considering. God, it was your third, okay, whatever.

[00:25:41] Well, it was a reveal.

[00:25:42] I was considering a cream as well.

[00:25:43] Now I feel like I might need to spread it out.

[00:25:46] All right, four pots of gold do to talking here. I'm just going five Five big old pots big old pot Not standard size XL pot. Hey, let's take a quick break. We'll come back. We got a couple more hallmark movies to close Here on 20 turd? Yeah, the 20 turd. 20 turd. T- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t- t to participate in a car restoration show. She is shocked to learn that her ex boyfriend, Luke is her main competitor. Her male ex boyfriend male male ex boyfriend. Yes. Is the main competitor. Oh no. Will sparks reignites.

[00:29:45] Ryan. Oh man. I think this,

[00:30:42] We're gonna lose money on that. No, no

[00:30:44] Yeah, so

[00:30:48] Do we pay for that

[00:30:52] Second break and we don't have enough to fill this last it's

[00:30:57] How's it going

[00:31:02] I'm really good. I'm a little bit least some cities, you're parking. Uh oh, there's an ad. Are you just getting the result of Wikipedia? No, no! Do we have to pay you for that? You're just reading, we could do this. We could do what you're doing. It's like a surprise tidbit. Like we don't know what we're getting. We don't know what we're getting. It could be really good. That's right.

[00:32:20] It could be.

[00:32:21] We never found.

[00:32:21] It sounds like you're working on this in real time.

[00:32:22] If you don't want me here, I don't have to.

[00:32:23] I don't want you here.

[00:32:24] Okay.

[00:32:26] I don't want you here.

[00:32:27] Hey tidbit.

[00:32:28] This is all it took? I'm gonna give it three pots of gold. Cool. Yeah, it's a good number right down the middle right done them No, no, no, I would never let's go out of breath. You almost got it Yeah, I'm down I'm down for this I think it's gonna be fine I like I don't really like cars. I was gonna lie and say I do like them I honestly I see them on my eyes glaze over a bit when I see like what do they call like fancy cars like?

[00:33:45] Hunchos, what do they call? It's called an Easter bloom. Oh, I'm so psyched I got rid of my creams. This is starring the Benjamin Hollingsworth. Okay. Oh good. And go ahead and switch to my camera. It's tea time. Yo! Whoa!

[00:35:02] ABT guard is back! Yeah!

[00:35:04] Maybe I wish I had a cream.

[00:35:05] Well wait until you hear that stuff.

[00:35:07] Yeah, it's still probably getting right. Do you know if this is a is this a day spring movie? Have they said that yet, Aaron? I feel like I haven't seen the name Day Spring. The fact that they didn't say they learned the real reason for the season was nice. It was nice that they they showed a little bit of restraint there. You have to find some things out on your own. Yes. Oh, yeah, boy. One part of gold for me on this one. I hope they exceed expectations on that, though, and we end on a really high note.

[00:37:21] the synopsis is a bit boring. I am a bit scarred obviously from the Botanic Cut

[00:37:23] from a couple months ago, Dan,

[00:37:25] that you and I watched over on Up TV.

[00:37:28] But it's tea time y'all.

[00:37:32] Five pots of gold.

[00:37:34] Let's go.

[00:37:36] We bet.

[00:37:38] Can I ask you this?

[00:37:39] Who would you trust more with this vehicle?

[00:37:40] Rachel, I'll see.

[00:37:42] Rachel, I'll see.

[00:37:43] Rachel, we cut with you.

[00:37:44] I'm sure, I just didn't know.

[00:37:45] I put it on the record.

[00:37:46] I put it on the record that there's no one I trust more is presented by Philo TV for a free trial of Philo. Go to Philo.tv slash D T H. You're about to hear some ads that help keep the lights on here in the old studio. Thanks for listening or don't listen. It's really up to you at this point is at the end of the show. I mean,

[00:39:02] you're listening to me. Hi, but here they come. I promised her, come. Yep.

[00:39:06] Here they are. Happy day.