Ranking Every 2024 Hallmark Movie (Quarter 1)

"Love on the Right Course" through "Falling in Love in Niagara"

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[00:00:00] Hi, I'm Brandon. I love ranking episodes. I'm Brian. I like ranking episodes. I'm Dan. I also love ranking episodes

[00:00:09] and this is the Deck The Hallmark Podcast.

[00:00:30] Well, hello everybody. It's great to be back here today. Brian!

[00:00:35] Yeah.

[00:00:36] Here I am.

[00:00:36] Alright, back for more.

[00:00:37] I can't get away now.

[00:00:39] Come in for more.

[00:00:40] You give me a taste.

[00:00:41] How about that one called the Heart Episode yesterday that was good.

[00:00:43] You guys are on fire.

[00:00:44] And everybody was on the same page.

[00:00:45] We're on the same page.

[00:00:46] It was unbelievable.

[00:00:47] Today is a very exciting day.

[00:00:49] People are loving those episodes.

[00:00:50] We are nearing the end of April which means ranking episode.

[00:00:56] For the movie so far.

[00:00:58] First quarter.

[00:00:59] First quarter which I guess is there?

[00:01:02] Yes.

[00:01:03] For a...

[00:01:04] No, first third not the first quarter.

[00:01:07] We should have done it after March.

[00:01:08] That's how we normally do it.

[00:01:10] We'll make it up to you.

[00:01:11] We'll make it up to you.

[00:01:11] We always do.

[00:01:12] We'll make it up to you.

[00:01:13] I'm gonna make it up to you.

[00:01:14] I gotta be honest.

[00:01:15] I'm a little worried about today because the way that we do these ranking episodes kind of arbitrary.

[00:01:20] We make it to where the categories have to be even.

[00:01:22] We do go ahead and pull off the...

[00:01:25] If you're not watching Filo.tv.tv.csh then you're missing a lot of the fun.

[00:01:29] As the ranking episodes go, if you're just listening, it can be a tough listen because you don't know...

[00:01:35] Sometimes we get off on these teams and we do them.

[00:01:37] We're gonna do our best to make it as clear as possible though.

[00:01:39] But yes, you can watch it right now on Filo and hopefully you do that.

[00:01:44] Erin, go ahead and reveal the ranking page there.

[00:01:49] There we go.

[00:01:50] Those are our 19 movies that we've watched.

[00:01:55] It's back.

[00:01:56] No?

[00:01:57] Disabled this?

[00:01:58] That's okay.

[00:01:59] That's sad.

[00:02:00] Imagine Confetti.

[00:02:01] Imagine Confetti.

[00:02:02] That's why Brian's here with all the good ideas.

[00:02:05] All right.

[00:02:06] Reactions?

[00:02:07] Yes.

[00:02:08] Getting there.

[00:02:09] Oh, yeah.

[00:02:10] And our 19...

[00:02:12] Oh, it's just on the camera.

[00:02:14] That's funny.

[00:02:15] Anyway, our 19 movies, Love on the Right Course, True Justice, Scottish Love.

[00:02:22] What are you doing right now?

[00:02:23] I'm just doing it.

[00:02:24] So we have five different categories.

[00:02:26] Sure do.

[00:02:27] Dumps to your fire.

[00:02:28] It's fixed.

[00:02:29] Badminton of the Bad Bad, Standard Fields, Big Fun Maybe Six, Real Movie Territory.

[00:02:33] So four of these movies get to be in real movie territory and four of them get to be

[00:02:36] in Big Fun Maybe Six.

[00:02:38] Oh, it's been a tough year so far.

[00:02:40] Can we all admit that?

[00:02:41] We can all agree.

[00:02:42] After last Christmas season, it's just been a tough start.

[00:02:46] Tough quarter plus.

[00:02:48] Yes.

[00:02:49] It's a quarter plus update.

[00:02:51] It's a quarter plus update.

[00:02:52] It's a quarter plus update.

[00:02:53] That's how we do it.

[00:02:54] Yes.

[00:02:55] It's really something.

[00:02:56] So we're going to...

[00:02:57] We all have to agree.

[00:02:58] Sometimes with these episodes, there's some deals done.

[00:03:02] Backroom deals.

[00:03:03] Some backroom deals under the table, handshakes.

[00:03:06] But it's basically like it's an odd number so that if you two can gang up on the

[00:03:11] ear or whatever.

[00:03:12] Is Aaron in participating?

[00:03:13] Aaron can chime in with helpful tidbits such as this one.

[00:03:17] I think I'm a fun tiebreaker.

[00:03:19] I can team up against Brian for his...

[00:03:21] But there is no tiebreaker if there's three of us because that way like there's no...

[00:03:25] Maybe for like emphasis.

[00:03:26] She piles up piles on.

[00:03:28] All I know is this.

[00:03:30] Yeah, but there's five categories.

[00:03:33] So four movies per category.

[00:03:35] One category is only going to have three.

[00:03:37] So because we're determined to do this this way, we can't just load up the

[00:03:47] dumpster fire category where at least seven to ten of these movies belong.

[00:03:51] We can't do that.

[00:03:53] We got to sift through the garbage a little bit.

[00:03:55] So let's start all the way back at the beginning.

[00:03:57] Back at the beginning of January if you can remember it, that classic winter

[00:04:01] movie, Love on the Right Course.

[00:04:04] Is that correct?

[00:04:05] This has to start in dumpster fire.

[00:04:07] At the very least.

[00:04:09] I think it's one of the three worst movies of the year.

[00:04:12] Close your eyes.

[00:04:13] Make a wish and hit as hard as you can.

[00:04:16] I hated this movie with a fiery burning passion.

[00:04:19] It was terrible.

[00:04:20] Now I had the intention folks of watching these next two movies.

[00:04:24] I had a time I wasn't I was at four months and this snuck up on me.

[00:04:28] The extra month that I gave us.

[00:04:30] This is where Aaron gets your vote.

[00:04:32] Yeah, Aaron gets my vote.

[00:04:34] I love this because she's going to be with me on this first one.

[00:04:37] And I just want to let you know Aaron, I fought for you to have a vote

[00:04:41] to begin with and Dan said no, no, no only if brand out.

[00:04:45] That's right.

[00:04:46] And so I do want that on the record.

[00:04:47] Yes, but I'll let you I'll let you chime in here, Aaron.

[00:04:51] First is true justice family ties.

[00:04:54] That's right.

[00:04:55] This is the Nikki Deloach Ben Ayers kind of more in the background

[00:04:57] as this group of like 20 somethings.

[00:04:59] Oh yeah.

[00:05:00] Solves a case together.

[00:05:01] Yes.

[00:05:02] This movie is in my opinion.

[00:05:04] I didn't see it.

[00:05:05] No, he's saying he had four months.

[00:05:06] We've already done all this Brian.

[00:05:07] What are you doing?

[00:05:08] I didn't remember it.

[00:05:09] So for me, this is one of the better movies of the year.

[00:05:12] I would definitely have it in real movie territory.

[00:05:15] No question about it because I know what we're what's coming up.

[00:05:18] I'm going to agree with that.

[00:05:20] And if you don't remember this movie, there was a top notch

[00:05:23] synopsis on the episode.

[00:05:24] You can go back and listen.

[00:05:25] I remember this now.

[00:05:26] Yeah.

[00:05:27] Yeah, Aaron was five seconds before recording time.

[00:05:31] Yeah, classic.

[00:05:32] Aaron, could you whip up?

[00:05:33] She was the third host on this episode, right from over there.

[00:05:38] Yeah.

[00:05:39] And then Alonzo was the third on Scott of Slavsky.

[00:05:41] It's all coming back.

[00:05:43] Man, it's been a year.

[00:05:44] Yeah, that's right.

[00:05:45] Wow.

[00:05:46] That was this year.

[00:05:47] Holy cow.

[00:05:48] So Aaron and I both have a real movie territory.

[00:05:51] I won't.

[00:05:52] I would.

[00:05:53] I was thinking Big Fun Movie 6, but I remember liking this a lot

[00:05:55] of and wanting more of it and they lined it up perfectly

[00:05:58] for a sequel.

[00:05:59] So that's okay with me.

[00:06:00] I did watch Scottish Love's game.

[00:06:02] I did, but I didn't.

[00:06:03] I was a review, but I watched it.

[00:06:04] I watched it that week and I just didn't get to the

[00:06:06] true justice one.

[00:06:07] But Aaron, I'll still concede to you since you were here.

[00:06:11] Scottish Love's scheme.

[00:06:12] I liked a lot less because the mom is dying and literally

[00:06:17] doesn't say anything and just let the dude just go plan his

[00:06:23] like, like go like fall in love and like they're designing

[00:06:26] the bottle for the whiskey and this poor woman who's like

[00:06:29] ahead of marketing is they treat her like she's just

[00:06:32] a graphic like, oh, since you're the head of all

[00:06:35] marketing, can you do some graphic design for me?

[00:06:38] I really hated the movie.

[00:06:40] However, I know it's not.

[00:06:42] I know there are four movies worse than it.

[00:06:44] Five movies worse than it.

[00:06:45] I know there are.

[00:06:46] There might be 10 movies.

[00:06:48] No, no, no.

[00:06:49] I'm sorry.

[00:06:50] I only have to be eight.

[00:06:51] There might be eight movies worse than it.

[00:06:52] I'm willing to put it at the top of Babba Babba

[00:06:54] or even standard feels just because I know what's

[00:06:57] coming.

[00:06:58] In fact, I'm going to go and vote standard.

[00:07:00] That's my vote.

[00:07:01] I would say yes.

[00:07:02] Let's start.

[00:07:03] I'm sorry, Aaron.

[00:07:04] You got.

[00:07:05] Oh, I was just gonna agree.

[00:07:06] And I think that's only because when I think of this

[00:07:08] thing, I just think of the bit with you and Alonzo

[00:07:10] just going back and forth like, oh, we told the guy

[00:07:12] at Subway, but don't you dare.

[00:07:14] We had a great time with that.

[00:07:17] We did it for like two and a half minutes.

[00:07:19] It was a good episode.

[00:07:20] I had to get my nails done.

[00:07:22] So of course I'm going to tell, you know,

[00:07:24] I mean, any package is a day.

[00:07:26] Of course it's gonna slip out.

[00:07:28] I had to renew my driver's license.

[00:07:30] Of course the DMV knows.

[00:07:32] But my son daughter, no way.

[00:07:34] Don't tell anybody.

[00:07:36] I think we had more fun because brain wasn't there.

[00:07:38] Can we all agree?

[00:07:39] It was a lot.

[00:07:40] I don't listen to this show unless I'm not on it.

[00:07:42] Those were great episodes.

[00:07:44] I will say.

[00:07:45] All right, what's next?

[00:07:46] Betty's bad luck in love.

[00:07:48] She was the real superstitious person.

[00:07:50] Yeah.

[00:07:51] You remember coming together for you.

[00:07:53] What else about that?

[00:07:55] She was the real superstitious person.

[00:07:57] I'm sorry.

[00:07:58] I'm sorry.

[00:07:59] I'm sorry.

[00:08:00] I'm sorry.

[00:08:01] I'm sorry.

[00:08:02] I'm sorry.

[00:08:03] I'm sorry.

[00:08:04] She was the real superstitious person.

[00:08:06] I remember there was the breakup with the taxi cab or something.

[00:08:10] I thought bad, but bad, bad.

[00:08:12] I think it's terrible, but there are going to be three or four worse

[00:08:15] and I can't put any more than that.

[00:08:17] I can only put four and a half.

[00:08:19] That's a cool title.

[00:08:20] Yeah, that's a good title.

[00:08:21] So I think that's fair.

[00:08:22] I think that's fair.

[00:08:23] Let's do that.

[00:08:24] Let's do that.

[00:08:25] Let's do that.

[00:08:26] Let's do that.

[00:08:27] Let's do that.

[00:08:28] All right.

[00:08:29] Oh, Rubens with a twist.

[00:08:30] I think in the camp of movies that we have to deal with,

[00:08:33] yeah, definitely.

[00:08:35] That's crazy.

[00:08:36] They spun around real good.

[00:08:37] They did.

[00:08:38] Spun around real good.

[00:08:40] They didn't really though.

[00:08:41] It was not a good look.

[00:08:42] It was like moderately.

[00:08:43] I mean, they did better than I could.

[00:08:45] Standard feels?

[00:08:46] I guess for the sake of putting one in each, let's put a start.

[00:08:50] That's what you're in for.

[00:08:52] For the sake of the name of the big fun.

[00:08:58] In the name of Silks.

[00:08:59] In the name of the Silks.

[00:09:00] In the name of the Silks.

[00:09:02] In the name of Silks.

[00:09:03] In the name of the resurrection.

[00:09:04] Let's put it in big fun, maybe six and then let's take a break.

[00:09:07] How about that?

[00:09:08] Yes, I like that.

[00:09:09] All right.

[00:09:10] Now we have one in each which feels good.

[00:09:11] It feels good for the sake of doing it.

[00:09:13] For the sake of doing it and for the sake of going to a break.

[00:09:15] Let's go to a break.

[00:09:16] Let's find out if these stay where they're going to be.

[00:09:19] 100%.

[00:09:20] Is there now that they are here on the...

[00:09:22] What the hell?

[00:09:24] What the hell?

[00:09:30] Just who are they going to be?

[00:09:32] People give me such crap for correcting you all the time.

[00:09:37] But you go to break with, let's figure out if these are going to stay where they're going to be.

[00:09:43] Yeah.

[00:09:44] Can't be both of those things.

[00:09:46] What's kind of the problem with it?

[00:09:48] Like from a structural standpoint.

[00:09:50] Like where it starts and it ends.

[00:09:52] Is there a break down structurally?

[00:09:55] Where they're going to be.

[00:09:57] They're going to be there regardless.

[00:09:59] All right, up next.

[00:10:01] Here we go.

[00:10:03] Learn scary mysteries.

[00:10:05] What?

[00:10:07] Gilded Newport.

[00:10:09] Guys, I got to be honest with you.

[00:10:11] I'm going to be a real Dan for the next few movies.

[00:10:14] It all starts right now.

[00:10:19] Not only...

[00:10:22] Not only do you have the town of Dan, but you know this guy.

[00:10:25] You know what he does with his men, he's not the stuff that's most likely to happen.

[00:10:30] Yes, you're right.

[00:10:32] I don't know if it was because I'm not glad I got a girlfriend.

[00:10:35] So I thought I'd go with guy, but it wasn't.

[00:10:37] I think I would go with guy.

[00:10:39] I'm not 100%.

[00:10:41] I'm not going to go with that guy yet.

[00:10:43] You're a real Dan, so I'm going to be a particular guy.

[00:10:47] You're a real Dan.

[00:10:49] as Bran calls them and they were not even like sized appropriately.

[00:10:53] It was like nobody did a costume fitting on that movie.

[00:10:55] This movie sucks.

[00:10:56] Yeah, it's it's dumpster fire.

[00:10:58] It's real bad.

[00:10:58] Is there a tear below dumpster fire?

[00:11:01] We're going to run out of room down here.

[00:11:02] I'm just telling you.

[00:11:03] Let's put in dumpster fire.

[00:11:04] I think it's worse and low on the house.

[00:11:06] Yeah, yeah.

[00:11:07] I don't. But that's what I'm paging, Mr. Darcy.

[00:11:10] Oh, this wasn't bad.

[00:11:12] I think it may it may it may stop.

[00:11:18] Go ahead, say it. I'm with you.

[00:11:20] May end up in real movie territory for the week.

[00:11:24] For the week.

[00:11:24] There's only four movies that go up there.

[00:11:26] We can't move it after it's up there.

[00:11:27] The American and Austin is the one you're talking about

[00:11:29] with the Taylor Swift joke.

[00:11:30] That's the movie that should be up there.

[00:11:32] That was the best of that one that's real.

[00:11:34] Not paging Mr. Darcy.

[00:11:35] Bran, what?

[00:11:36] You know, Darcy was good.

[00:11:37] They will camp you hated it.

[00:11:38] I hated it all funny.

[00:11:41] I had a real movie territory.

[00:11:42] Oh, that's too high.

[00:11:43] Big fire.

[00:11:43] I had it at bad.

[00:11:44] But the bad.

[00:11:45] But maybe.

[00:11:45] Oh, come on.

[00:11:47] Standard feels.

[00:11:50] You guys are wrong for that.

[00:11:51] Maybe he's not standard.

[00:11:52] I put it ahead of Scottish love, right?

[00:11:55] You're crazy.

[00:11:56] Oh, man.

[00:11:58] You're crazy.

[00:11:59] We'll get to that in a second.

[00:12:00] We're not there.

[00:12:01] We're not there.

[00:12:02] Right.

[00:12:02] You're right.

[00:12:02] Love and Jane.

[00:12:03] Alison Sweeney does the books, the libraries.

[00:12:06] It was nice that it was present day.

[00:12:08] That was nice that it was clearly a dumpster fire.

[00:12:11] Like it's awful.

[00:12:13] It's an awful movie.

[00:12:15] That is a dumpster fire.

[00:12:17] I'm looking.

[00:12:19] I'm looking down the list here.

[00:12:21] I'm looking at the movies we have left.

[00:12:23] I don't see a movie worse than that one.

[00:12:25] You don't until the one we just reviewed this week.

[00:12:27] Oh, come on.

[00:12:28] I don't.

[00:12:29] That's not worse than loving Jane.

[00:12:32] It's a blind date book club.

[00:12:34] What was loving Jane?

[00:12:35] We are loving James.

[00:12:36] What we're talking about now.

[00:12:37] Yeah, it's a bad day.

[00:12:38] Broke club is not worse than loving.

[00:12:40] Love.

[00:12:40] I was just saying.

[00:12:41] No.

[00:12:41] Why are you saying why are you singing stuff?

[00:12:44] Because it gets in your head.

[00:12:45] What are you saying?

[00:12:46] I'm saying dumpster fire.

[00:12:48] I'm saying there's not another movie on that list worse than that

[00:12:50] until the one we get to this week.

[00:12:54] I think there's an Easter.

[00:12:55] Easter bloom was pretty terrible, right?

[00:12:57] Easter bloom was not good, but it's worse than this one.

[00:13:00] Can we put it there and just see because we got room for one.

[00:13:02] That's right.

[00:13:03] All right.

[00:13:04] There's only room for one more.

[00:13:05] Yeah.

[00:13:06] One more there in American and Austin.

[00:13:08] That's real movie territory.

[00:13:09] That was fun.

[00:13:10] It's one of the best for the year.

[00:13:11] It just is.

[00:13:12] OK.

[00:13:13] What is taste of love?

[00:13:14] We're in Florida.

[00:13:15] Yeah.

[00:13:15] It's with the guy from Cobra Kai is playing the.

[00:13:19] Yes.

[00:13:20] That's right.

[00:13:21] I don't know.

[00:13:22] TV movie.

[00:13:23] No.

[00:13:24] It played during it played on that random Monday holiday.

[00:13:28] President's day.

[00:13:30] President's day.

[00:13:30] Random one that we have every year.

[00:13:32] That movie is terrible.

[00:13:34] Oh, this was a fun time.

[00:13:35] Really bad.

[00:13:36] It was a fun time.

[00:13:37] Sensei Crease in the kitchen.

[00:13:40] I mean this was big fun for me.

[00:13:42] This is big fun.

[00:13:43] I had a good time.

[00:13:44] Sensei Crease in the kitchen.

[00:13:44] I'll tell you right now, Brandon.

[00:13:46] If you if you'll put that in the dumpster fire,

[00:13:50] then you can move Love and Jane up to.

[00:13:52] You think it's a dumpster fire?

[00:13:53] To bad, bad, bad.

[00:13:55] Oh, I think Love and Jane belongs in dumpster fire.

[00:13:57] But I forgot about this movie.

[00:13:58] I put it.

[00:13:59] I like this movie in bad, bad, bad, bad.

[00:14:01] That hurts.

[00:14:02] Yeah.

[00:14:02] Brandon.

[00:14:03] Oh, no.

[00:14:04] Too low, right?

[00:14:05] No.

[00:14:06] You stay out of this.

[00:14:07] Come on.

[00:14:09] It's it's one of the worst.

[00:14:10] It's one of the worst of the year.

[00:14:11] It was a Monday night premiere.

[00:14:13] Bad movie for the.

[00:14:14] Monday night premiere.

[00:14:15] Premier cannot help you here because I heard them watch

[00:14:19] this movie in the other room and never actually watched it myself.

[00:14:22] That was enough for me.

[00:14:23] I put it down at the bottom.

[00:14:25] We'll just keep all four of those.

[00:14:26] And if something gets moved up, we'll agree that it's Love and Jane.

[00:14:30] Love and Jane is the best.

[00:14:31] I think love it.

[00:14:31] Love and Jane is the best of the four.

[00:14:33] Just put that at the top at the front of that line.

[00:14:36] Great.

[00:14:36] And then we'll see what happens after that.

[00:14:38] I've got felt more determined to.

[00:14:39] Fun time.

[00:14:40] Crime time was a fun time.

[00:14:42] Crime time was fine.

[00:14:43] Was was a fun time.

[00:14:45] I would I would go standard feels for crime time.

[00:14:48] That's where I would put it.

[00:14:50] I would actually maybe put it at bad, but the bad bad.

[00:14:52] It was it was no no no.

[00:14:54] Dan, you dumb hick.

[00:14:57] Sorry, that was too mean.

[00:14:59] You dumb fellow.

[00:15:00] I think it's better.

[00:15:02] It's not bad, but the bad bad.

[00:15:04] I like it.

[00:15:05] I thought there was a lot about it.

[00:15:07] It didn't work.

[00:15:07] That was the fashion show.

[00:15:08] We got to put some movie there eventually.

[00:15:10] I'm just like, I think it's big fun.

[00:15:12] Maybe six.

[00:15:12] You think it's big fun?

[00:15:14] Maybe six.

[00:15:14] You like it more than the brick door side.

[00:15:16] Oh, that was the now.

[00:15:17] OK, OK, because we're running out of I'm just letting you know.

[00:15:20] I can see.

[00:15:22] All right.

[00:15:23] That's fine.

[00:15:23] God, you want it, Brian.

[00:15:24] He wants it in big fun.

[00:15:25] Maybe six.

[00:15:26] I say bad, but the bad bad.

[00:15:27] Where do you where do you want it, Brian?

[00:15:31] I it's hard to see with taste of love so low.

[00:15:36] Crime time moving out of standard feels here.

[00:15:38] I see what's happening.

[00:15:39] I see what's happening.

[00:15:41] I don't think there's any room anywhere for I would.

[00:15:44] I would be willing to put them.

[00:15:46] I would be willing to put them both in bad, but the bad bad with you.

[00:15:48] Oh, you would?

[00:15:49] Yeah, I like that idea.

[00:15:50] I think they look perfect and they look perfect next to each other.

[00:15:53] I think both are this dumb hit just negotiated brand.

[00:15:56] He's not as there we go.

[00:15:58] I'm more a Hick.

[00:15:59] Oh, it's pretty good.

[00:15:59] It's wonderful.

[00:16:00] Look at a nice balance.

[00:16:01] It's really good there.

[00:16:02] Yeah, like a lot of how long it's going to last.

[00:16:04] We got some turds coming up, but we'll see what happens.

[00:16:06] The Yankee and the Hick and Joins forces.

[00:16:10] Gosh.

[00:16:11] All right, since it's a try, see, it's beautiful.

[00:16:14] It actually is beautiful.

[00:16:15] It is.

[00:16:15] It's rising again.

[00:16:18] Well, now I'm out.

[00:16:20] Move them back.

[00:16:22] Sense and sensibility.

[00:16:23] This is tough.

[00:16:24] Qualitatively, it's solid.

[00:16:25] It's just not for me.

[00:16:27] Not for me.

[00:16:27] Not for me.

[00:16:28] Not for me.

[00:16:28] I would say on the quality alone, you can put it in one of those

[00:16:32] middle to big fun, maybe six or standard feels.

[00:16:35] But yeah, yeah, I think that's where I would have it down.

[00:16:38] I want to hold my ground and put it in standard feel.

[00:16:40] So we never have to do it again.

[00:16:42] I think that will really tell the folks at home market

[00:16:44] that brand means business.

[00:16:47] And I never want to do this again.

[00:16:49] Don't obsessively watch our ranking.

[00:16:51] They do.

[00:16:52] They love this.

[00:16:53] They make their yearly plans.

[00:16:55] We hear from the whole brass, right?

[00:16:56] Yeah, they were that we actually heard from there.

[00:16:58] Like, Hey, it's the end of Q1.

[00:17:00] When you guys do it.

[00:17:01] And I said, wouldn't she like they saw the last ranking.

[00:17:04] They're like, you guys want to be a homework pod.

[00:17:06] You guys want to be like a certified, like, you know,

[00:17:08] right?

[00:17:09] Licensing deal.

[00:17:10] A licensing deal.

[00:17:11] That's what they're doing.

[00:17:12] And I said, and I said, I'll tell you this,

[00:17:15] we're not going to do a Q1 ranking.

[00:17:17] That's right.

[00:17:17] Yeah, it's going to be Q1 plus one.

[00:17:19] Q1 plus one.

[00:17:20] And they were out.

[00:17:21] That's what all the cool people are doing.

[00:17:22] I'm standing my ground standard feels don't do it again.

[00:17:25] Yeah, don't do it again.

[00:17:25] I appreciate it.

[00:17:27] I appreciate the effort.

[00:17:28] Don't do it again.

[00:17:29] And I think that says that.

[00:17:30] Yeah, I think that gets that point across.

[00:17:32] I love it.

[00:17:32] Loud and clear.

[00:17:34] Crimes of fashion.

[00:17:36] This is so stupid what we're doing.

[00:17:38] I have crimes of fashion in real movie territory of the movies

[00:17:41] that we have to rank.

[00:17:42] Yeah.

[00:17:43] I'm not saying that it is a great movie.

[00:17:45] I'm saying of the movies we have to rank,

[00:17:47] that's where I would put it.

[00:17:48] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:17:48] Because I've looked at the rest of these movies

[00:17:50] and I have one higher than it left.

[00:17:52] I mean, you just have to remember the rat that she

[00:17:55] had to act with.

[00:17:56] Yeah, remember that rat?

[00:17:57] She was in her eyes.

[00:17:58] She crushed it.

[00:17:59] None of you guessed the killer.

[00:18:00] We did not guess the killer.

[00:18:01] Yes.

[00:18:02] You're right.

[00:18:02] Oh, that's awesome.

[00:18:03] And I got to ask Brooke about her pool.

[00:18:05] Like it was a really good movie.

[00:18:06] It was a good movie.

[00:18:06] A good movie.

[00:18:07] This is where it gets tricky because this is a

[00:18:11] certifiably bad movie.

[00:18:13] Shifting gears.

[00:18:15] And it is just does not belong in those top two categories.

[00:18:20] It's so bad.

[00:18:23] It's big fun, maybe six.

[00:18:25] It isn't.

[00:18:28] It's just it's a bad movie.

[00:18:30] It's a bad movie.

[00:18:33] I'm just trying to look at what we have left.

[00:18:34] One of these categories only have three.

[00:18:36] I assume that's going to be big fun, maybe six.

[00:18:40] Easter bloom.

[00:18:41] One right now for walk it.

[00:18:46] Oh, man.

[00:18:47] With the movies we have coming up.

[00:18:51] Oh boy.

[00:18:51] What is.

[00:18:53] Oh, it has to go on big fun.

[00:18:55] Maybe six.

[00:18:55] The reason it has to go in big fun.

[00:18:56] Maybe the reason I'm with you, Brandon,

[00:18:58] is because you see that there are four movies on the board left

[00:19:02] that are still worse than that movie.

[00:19:03] And I agree with you.

[00:19:04] Yeah, it does.

[00:19:05] The math works itself out.

[00:19:06] The math works itself out and I hate that it does,

[00:19:08] but it does.

[00:19:08] It's not like math does.

[00:19:09] Shifting gears is going to end up being one of the top eight,

[00:19:11] but just because of how bad it's been.

[00:19:16] Top seven probably.

[00:19:17] Probably.

[00:19:18] Easter bloom.

[00:19:19] It sucks real bad.

[00:19:20] You know it breaks my heart.

[00:19:21] You know it does.

[00:19:22] You know I love tea time.

[00:19:23] It's tea time.

[00:19:24] It's tea time.

[00:19:25] It stumps your fire time.

[00:19:27] You put the test in testimonial.

[00:19:29] It's dumps your fire time.

[00:19:31] We're going to have to do,

[00:19:32] remember after we do these,

[00:19:33] we're going to take another break, Brandon.

[00:19:34] We're going to come back and shuffle them around.

[00:19:36] Maybe do some dealing.

[00:19:38] Okay.

[00:19:39] Deal.

[00:19:39] It's got to be down there.

[00:19:40] One bad.

[00:19:41] I hated one bad apple.

[00:19:42] I think that's a dumpster.

[00:19:43] One bad apple.

[00:19:44] I think one bad apple standard feels.

[00:19:46] Preview of what's to come.

[00:19:47] Whatever.

[00:19:49] I was just thinking from when we get to the wheeling

[00:19:51] and dealing part of this,

[00:19:52] is it just like I'll trade you this movie for this movie?

[00:19:54] Or can other things come into play like cash?

[00:19:58] Electric cars.

[00:20:00] I bet we could get real interested,

[00:20:02] but typically it's just trading movie for movie.

[00:20:04] But yeah, I love it.

[00:20:06] No, I think all bets are off there.

[00:20:09] Buy that you mean all bets are on.

[00:20:11] Brian has a job now,

[00:20:12] so we can really push him for some time.

[00:20:13] Totally squeeze.

[00:20:15] Here's the problem that I've just realized is that

[00:20:20] Easter bloom, one bad apple lock it.

[00:20:23] Or what did we watch this week of Niagara?

[00:20:26] Niagara lock it.

[00:20:27] One bad apple Easter bloom.

[00:20:28] One of those movies has to go up to Big Fun,

[00:20:33] maybe six unless we move a current movie up to Big Fun,

[00:20:37] maybe six.

[00:20:39] Yeah.

[00:20:40] And I can I can I tell you what I would do?

[00:20:44] Just me after the break or now you want to

[00:20:47] What do you think, Brian?

[00:20:48] You can tell me no is I would move

[00:20:52] not the Mr. Darcy one.

[00:20:55] I would move Scottish love scheme up to Big Fun, maybe six.

[00:21:00] Mom's dying.

[00:21:00] Big Fun, maybe six.

[00:21:01] Yes.

[00:21:02] Big Fun, maybe six.

[00:21:03] Or if you prefer the Will Kemp Darcy movie, that one,

[00:21:08] I would move.

[00:21:08] Oh, you know, but of the between senses,

[00:21:12] sensibility is better than our sensibility is better than

[00:21:15] both.

[00:21:15] Right.

[00:21:15] Move that one up.

[00:21:16] I like that.

[00:21:17] No, but I'm sorry.

[00:21:18] I made a statement.

[00:21:19] But what do you want to do with that?

[00:21:20] I'm concerned.

[00:21:21] Now I'm concerned.

[00:21:22] Why are we moving it to make room for these?

[00:21:24] Because if not, then one of those is going to end up up

[00:21:26] there and I don't want that.

[00:21:27] Yeah.

[00:21:28] Oh yeah.

[00:21:28] I mean, I have to I can't stand by brands.

[00:21:31] I'm actually still mad at what we've got going on here,

[00:21:34] but we'll figure it out later.

[00:21:35] One bad Apple standard.

[00:21:36] I hate that, but I don't I can't argue.

[00:21:38] Yeah.

[00:21:39] What's that?

[00:21:39] Apple.

[00:21:40] That was fun of the bakers we've seen.

[00:21:44] This one is the best of them.

[00:21:46] You guys lost your mind.

[00:21:47] Was it?

[00:21:47] Did you do do do you disagree?

[00:21:49] Yeah, I think the first one is better.

[00:21:51] The plum pudding is not counting that one.

[00:21:53] It did you said of the Baker of the Baker movies that counts.

[00:21:57] We've only watched what but it's a reboot.

[00:22:01] They've brought it back.

[00:22:02] Okay.

[00:22:02] But then what do you what's the qualification here?

[00:22:05] The new ones of the new ones that has been brought back.

[00:22:08] I don't think it's the best of the new ones.

[00:22:09] You were confusing.

[00:22:10] This is the one that like I listened to your entire episode,

[00:22:13] went home, watched it and then still needed to talk to you guys.

[00:22:17] But what you were the whole movie you're joking about that the

[00:22:19] motivation it make any sense and moms in the bushes acting like a PI,

[00:22:23] but actually isn't care about it.

[00:22:25] Like it's so bad.

[00:22:27] Right.

[00:22:27] It's the best of the bakers.

[00:22:29] Yeah.

[00:22:29] For me, for me, it is.

[00:22:31] I saw I'm saying this either way.

[00:22:33] It's in standard.

[00:22:33] I'm starting to rethink my thoughts on Betty's bad luck and love is all I'm saying

[00:22:38] is that I think that this movie should be down one more.

[00:22:40] Betty's bad luck and love should be well part of that.

[00:22:42] Did you like a lot like plot wise and I like her.

[00:22:47] Characters did.

[00:22:47] I like I'll let you move crime time.

[00:22:49] I'll let you move crime time and not Betty.

[00:22:51] I'll let you move crime time and not bad.

[00:22:52] I've already made a deal with Brian.

[00:22:54] Brian, Brian, if I move crime time up, taste of love goes down.

[00:22:58] And you know that then I got to move one of those jokers up and I'm not

[00:23:02] moving loving Jane up.

[00:23:03] Wait, well, no, I'm saying instead to move crime time and bad bad.

[00:23:07] Our agreement was crime.

[00:23:10] I wanted taste of love.

[00:23:12] You could double cross Brian.

[00:23:14] I could double cross a triple cross.

[00:23:16] Let's see.

[00:23:18] Let's just wait.

[00:23:19] Brian should still be happy because because the taste of love should be down further.

[00:23:23] He's already won.

[00:23:24] It is higher than it was going to be.

[00:23:27] Tasting love was in dumpster fire.

[00:23:28] Yeah, which I did not crime time was up at standard fields.

[00:23:31] Yeah, I got tape crime time down.

[00:23:34] Yeah, taste of love up.

[00:23:35] That was the agreement through.

[00:23:37] We'll get there.

[00:23:37] The end.

[00:23:38] Let's let's do these last three that we'll see about boys on the blind date book club.

[00:23:42] Number one overall.

[00:23:43] It's my number one of year.

[00:23:44] No questions asked.

[00:23:45] Number one of the year.

[00:23:46] Real movie.

[00:23:47] For me, it's one overall.

[00:23:49] I like I know that that is not a ringing endorsement for the movie as much as it is

[00:23:54] product of what we've gotten so far.

[00:23:57] I don't think there's any movie that's close to it.

[00:23:59] I don't.

[00:24:01] I get I think I'm in the minority here though.

[00:24:03] No, no, I'm with you on that.

[00:24:04] We had a fun time.

[00:24:05] Yeah, yeah, Brian's not with us.

[00:24:07] It's fine.

[00:24:08] Yeah, well, it's three to one.

[00:24:09] Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen true justice.

[00:24:11] I can't.

[00:24:11] I can't.

[00:24:11] Yeah, true justice.

[00:24:13] American also the only thing's close.

[00:24:15] But blind date book club is one overall for me.

[00:24:17] I can't believe I'm saying it, but it is.

[00:24:18] It is one overall for me and it's the only movie I had a little bit of enjoyment with

[00:24:23] because you liked it.

[00:24:24] Yeah, I didn't like it.

[00:24:25] But oh, oh, it's got you.

[00:24:27] Let's get to the last lock.

[00:24:28] Yeah, let's.

[00:24:31] That one of these as we stand right now, one of these two movies has to be standard.

[00:24:36] Yeah, and that is a crime.

[00:24:37] It's easy.

[00:24:38] It's the Niagara Falls easily.

[00:24:41] 100% all day.

[00:24:43] No, all day.

[00:24:44] Or seen of the year.

[00:24:46] But for one person.

[00:24:48] Okay, you know what?

[00:24:49] Here's what we do.

[00:24:50] Here's what we do.

[00:24:51] Are you ready?

[00:24:52] Put lock into the center feels.

[00:24:54] No, put Niagara and bad, bad, bad.

[00:24:56] We can wheel and deal later.

[00:24:57] Deal after the break.

[00:24:58] That's after the break.

[00:25:00] So a quick break will come back and we'll see if these stay where they

[00:25:04] thought they were going to be.

[00:25:06] If we look in the future.

[00:25:14] What's up?

[00:25:16] Oh, so we're talking and rank in and bass.

[00:25:23] We're talking about ranking stuff.

[00:25:24] Trill rank in and back.

[00:25:27] Let's let's let's get this to where we need to be currently.

[00:25:30] Do we want to go current?

[00:25:31] Do we want to go through it?

[00:25:33] Let the listeners know.

[00:25:35] So they can yeah, yeah, give me recap dumpster fire.

[00:25:37] Currently we have love and Jane.

[00:25:39] And this is a no particular order currently love and Jane love on the

[00:25:42] right course.

[00:25:42] You're reading it.

[00:25:43] Gilded Newport and no, no, what I meant was I'm not saying I'm

[00:25:49] not saying an Easter bloom is the worst.

[00:25:53] I'm saying these are just the ones in the we haven't ranked.

[00:25:55] We have it.

[00:25:56] We have it sort of.

[00:25:57] They're not where they're they're not where they're going to be.

[00:26:00] That's exactly right.

[00:26:02] You get it.

[00:26:02] Yeah, it's perfect.

[00:26:03] So bad, bad, bad in no particular order.

[00:26:06] Betty's bad luck and love crime time.

[00:26:10] Free love, taste of love and five night at Fridays.

[00:26:15] What is that falling?

[00:26:16] Falling in love and loving night.

[00:26:18] I literally the movie you just read.

[00:26:21] Standard feel that was I've known what was the heart.

[00:26:23] I might need glasses.

[00:26:25] Standard feel I also have an angle.

[00:26:27] I have an angle.

[00:26:28] But I have a weird angle.

[00:26:30] I have a weird of an angel.

[00:26:31] Okay.

[00:26:33] Standard feels page and Mr. Darcy.

[00:26:35] I can't read them, but like I could.

[00:26:36] Of course.

[00:26:36] Yeah.

[00:26:37] That's standard feels page and Mr. Darcy.

[00:26:40] Scott no particular scheme, one bad apple and the lost lock it of the new love of the new port of lock at time.

[00:26:49] Big fun movie six romance with a twist shifting gears and sensibility.

[00:26:53] Real movie territory blind date book club true justice and American and Austin crimes a fashion.

[00:27:01] All right.

[00:27:02] So the big problem is, is that there's just not enough room in the dumpster fire category.

[00:27:09] That's where the log jam is, is that the bottom 12 movies.

[00:27:13] I mean, I can't see them now because of how the screens are.

[00:27:15] Producer over here.

[00:27:17] But that I wasn't going to say anything.

[00:27:20] The bottom 12 movies all basically deserve to be in the dumpster fire in my opinion.

[00:27:27] So I, I, I like our top seven the way they are.

[00:27:33] I mean, I would shift around a few things, but I don't think we need to mess with the categories of the top seven.

[00:27:39] Any disagreements there?

[00:27:42] No.

[00:27:43] Nope.

[00:27:44] Top seven look good.

[00:27:45] I mean, I would maybe put American Austin ahead of true justice.

[00:27:49] Maybe.

[00:27:50] I was going to say let's move it down down to make a statement, but of course,

[00:27:55] print on principle.

[00:27:56] That's on principle.

[00:27:57] I don't want to do this.

[00:27:58] All right.

[00:27:58] Then keep it where it is.

[00:27:59] And then I would move shifting gears down on the other side of sense and sensibility.

[00:28:04] I'd do that.

[00:28:05] Yeah.

[00:28:06] The back half of the action maybe moves sense and sensibility up ahead of romance with twist.

[00:28:10] We have to make, we have to make a statement.

[00:28:12] He's just going, it was down to the bottom of standard fields and it's already moved up there.

[00:28:17] Hey, yeah.

[00:28:19] So those seven man, the aerial movie top five, huh?

[00:28:23] Holy moly.

[00:28:24] Yep.

[00:28:25] Yeah.

[00:28:25] Let me move it right now.

[00:28:26] Did you see them on the silks though?

[00:28:27] The aerial yoga movie top five of the year.

[00:28:33] I can't, I don't know if I can sleep tonight if we do that.

[00:28:36] On principle, I feel like paging Mr. Darcy should be up there.

[00:28:39] Stop it.

[00:28:40] I will say this.

[00:28:41] Romance with a twist is sticking out like a sore thumb to me, Brian.

[00:28:45] What is Romance with a twist?

[00:28:46] What about it?

[00:28:47] The silks.

[00:28:47] I would be willing to, what do you want to do?

[00:28:50] I can't believe I'm telling you what you want to do for it.

[00:28:53] Well, tell me what you want.

[00:28:54] Now it sounds real, real dirty.

[00:28:58] I would switch it straight up with paging Mr. Darcy.

[00:29:02] I would put paging Mr. Darcy at the bottom of that category.

[00:29:05] The bottom of it.

[00:29:06] The bottom of it.

[00:29:07] The bottom of the category.

[00:29:08] No, no, the Paging Mr. Darcy.

[00:29:10] The press release he's prepared is

[00:29:12] at the bottom of the big fun, maybe six category all the way over by shifting.

[00:29:15] No, I don't like that.

[00:29:16] Move it back now.

[00:29:17] I don't like it.

[00:29:18] You're right.

[00:29:18] Move it back.

[00:29:18] Move it back.

[00:29:19] Move back.

[00:29:19] Move this.

[00:29:20] Move it to the, can you move it down past shifting gears?

[00:29:22] To the end of that category.

[00:29:23] Romance?

[00:29:24] Yes.

[00:29:26] Perfect.

[00:29:26] Okay.

[00:29:27] I think so.

[00:29:27] One more.

[00:29:28] He wants it all the way at the end, right?

[00:29:30] That's where I wanted it right there.

[00:29:31] Oh, just like that?

[00:29:32] Yes.

[00:29:33] Oh, right.

[00:29:34] Okay.

[00:29:34] I was, yeah.

[00:29:37] Shifting gears higher than the romance with a twist.

[00:29:38] Shifting gears top six.

[00:29:40] Get out of here.

[00:29:41] This is, yeah.

[00:29:42] I mean, it's better than romance, the twist being top five.

[00:29:45] That's true.

[00:29:46] One of the movies that are below it.

[00:29:49] That are below it.

[00:29:50] Shifting gears, not better than.

[00:29:53] I think paging Mr. Darcy is a better movie than shifting gears.

[00:29:57] I said it.

[00:29:58] I think Scottish love schemes a better movie than shifting gears.

[00:30:02] I think, I think, that is it.

[00:30:06] That is it.

[00:30:07] That just those two.

[00:30:09] And I guess,

[00:30:13] that's tough.

[00:30:15] Crime time shouldn't be in bad with a bad battle.

[00:30:17] No, I think crime time needs to be above.

[00:30:18] It's wrong.

[00:30:19] It lock it needs to move down.

[00:30:21] Crime time needs to move up.

[00:30:21] There's nothing you can do, Brian.

[00:30:23] Brian and I do what we do in these things all the time.

[00:30:27] But do what you do better.

[00:30:29] You have an opportunity to be better than what you were.

[00:30:31] Stop, stop, stop with that.

[00:30:31] Instead, we made a deal.

[00:30:33] That's how this works all the time.

[00:30:35] And now I'm asking you to make another deal.

[00:30:36] That deal's happened.

[00:30:37] Lock it should go down and crime time should come up.

[00:30:41] No, no, no.

[00:30:41] That's what I'm saying, Brian agrees.

[00:30:43] Okay, no, then taste of love's gotta go back down.

[00:30:45] It doesn't.

[00:30:46] He already made it to the line.

[00:30:48] No, you and I made a deal to move those to that category.

[00:30:51] But you wanted crime time.

[00:30:53] No, that was the whole thing.

[00:30:54] Oh, right, right.

[00:30:55] Okay.

[00:30:55] I see what you're saying.

[00:30:57] Oh, but where are you going to put taste of love?

[00:30:59] Down in the dumpster fire.

[00:31:00] And what's going up?

[00:31:00] Whatever's next.

[00:31:01] Whatever.

[00:31:01] I don't care.

[00:31:02] You don't care?

[00:31:03] Taste of love.

[00:31:04] The only reason crime times where it was

[00:31:05] is because you want to taste the love

[00:31:06] out of dumpster fire and you,

[00:31:08] and I quote, never been more prime to negotiate ever.

[00:31:12] So is this still a deal or not?

[00:31:15] Oh boy.

[00:31:15] If it's not, just move it down.

[00:31:17] It's fine.

[00:31:18] I don't care.

[00:31:18] Move taste of love back down the dumpster fire.

[00:31:20] Lock it should not be standard feels.

[00:31:23] Love and Jane is better than taste of love, Brian.

[00:31:25] Just look like just and that's gone from somebody

[00:31:27] that never wants to do.

[00:31:28] He had love and feel love.

[00:31:30] Taste of love is one of the best movies of the year.

[00:31:32] That's his problem.

[00:31:33] And he said he never been more prime to negotiate.

[00:31:35] So break that and give me that plot.

[00:31:36] You tell me.

[00:31:37] Hold on.

[00:31:37] Give me the plot.

[00:31:38] Taste of love.

[00:31:38] Give me the whole thing.

[00:31:39] Of taste of love?

[00:31:40] Yeah.

[00:31:40] That doesn't prove anything.

[00:31:41] I just want to know if he remembers the movie.

[00:31:43] I think the movie sucked too.

[00:31:44] But if you want to know.

[00:31:44] I just want to know if he remembers the movie.

[00:31:46] I'm Russia TV show.

[00:31:47] And she went to Florida for the her dad.

[00:31:50] Florida.

[00:31:51] Florida.

[00:31:52] That's right.

[00:31:52] To help her dad out.

[00:31:53] Freeze.

[00:31:54] And then he helped him win the competition.

[00:31:57] The other restaurant always won the competition.

[00:31:59] That's right.

[00:32:00] So he does love with the boy.

[00:32:02] He knows.

[00:32:03] Right.

[00:32:03] It's just all he didn't come down to help with the competition.

[00:32:08] They were already closing the rest of our contracts.

[00:32:11] Yeah.

[00:32:11] Yeah.

[00:32:11] Yeah.

[00:32:12] So if we win the competition, then we can save the restaurant.

[00:32:14] Yeah.

[00:32:14] Take the train to her.

[00:32:15] That's right.

[00:32:16] That he was closing the restaurant.

[00:32:18] The guy runs the farm.

[00:32:19] All right.

[00:32:19] You've heard your point.

[00:32:20] It's real movie territory.

[00:32:21] Moving on up.

[00:32:22] So, Brian.

[00:32:25] That's your favorite movie.

[00:32:26] It's a dumpster fire.

[00:32:27] It's not my favorite movie.

[00:32:27] Where it belongs in my opinion.

[00:32:29] You made a deal with me.

[00:32:31] I know.

[00:32:31] And that was to move it up one and move crime time down one.

[00:32:35] I hate I didn't think crime time was nearly as good as everybody else did.

[00:32:38] I'm fine not making that deal anymore,

[00:32:39] which is how Aaron's already switched it

[00:32:41] because that's what she wants.

[00:32:43] I'm fine with this.

[00:32:44] This looks better.

[00:32:45] You would admit it.

[00:32:46] But you have to be real.

[00:32:47] But if you want, it's your movie.

[00:32:50] You want a wheel and deal.

[00:32:51] That's your prerogative.

[00:32:52] It's my prerogative.

[00:32:52] I'll happily make the trade.

[00:32:54] If you want to make it.

[00:32:54] If not, I'm fine with this too.

[00:32:56] I can't believe that love in Niagara is not in the bottom four.

[00:33:00] I mean, the fact that it stayed out of that is

[00:33:02] that shows you how bad the movie.

[00:33:03] Do you want to switch falling love with Niagara out with taste of love?

[00:33:07] No.

[00:33:07] Question has to be asked.

[00:33:08] That's a good question.

[00:33:09] No.

[00:33:11] Because I think love and Jane,

[00:33:12] like love and Jane somehow is below that,

[00:33:15] which I think it should be.

[00:33:16] I thought love and Jane was really bad.

[00:33:18] Okay.

[00:33:19] Guess we just got to leave it like this.

[00:33:21] So where?

[00:33:21] Tell me.

[00:33:22] Hold on.

[00:33:23] Dan, you think that love and Jane is worse than the Niagara movie?

[00:33:27] Yes.

[00:33:29] Yes, I do.

[00:33:30] That's wild.

[00:33:32] Yeah.

[00:33:32] Although I want to be very clear here.

[00:33:35] Bottom eight here.

[00:33:37] We are really we're we're we're sifting through mud.

[00:33:42] I just like there is there is not a lot.

[00:33:47] I would even say bottom 10.

[00:33:49] I think there's a clear line where one bad apples down there for me too.

[00:33:53] But the bottom eight guys, these movies are not good.

[00:33:56] Like they're just not very good at all.

[00:34:00] You know,

[00:34:03] what are we doing if we switch?

[00:34:05] I think love and Jane is better than Niagara.

[00:34:07] Oh, okay.

[00:34:08] Well, switch them.

[00:34:08] It doesn't really matter.

[00:34:09] You can switch them like it doesn't.

[00:34:11] They're all in the same.

[00:34:13] This is such a basic because I think of the bottom four.

[00:34:17] Easterbloom is clearly the best of those four we have at the bottom.

[00:34:21] Easterbloom is clearly better than Gilded Mysteries and the golf movie.

[00:34:25] Yeah, listen, you don't have to twist my arm to move to move tea time.

[00:34:28] But can I remember the Southern accent?

[00:34:31] Why is it so terrible?

[00:34:33] I forgot about the Southern accent.

[00:34:34] Oh, I'm I'm I'm just listen.

[00:34:36] I this is where I think it should be.

[00:34:38] But I just want to remind you ahead of taste and love.

[00:34:40] Yes. Oh, my word.

[00:34:42] We're playing around with rankings, Brian.

[00:34:44] Can you pay attention?

[00:34:45] You just can't.

[00:34:46] I just can't believe that.

[00:34:48] Easterbloom is so brutal.

[00:34:49] We can switch following in love with taste of love.

[00:34:53] I'm also fine with moving locket to the bottom of bad.

[00:34:58] I think that love and Jane and Niagara are both better than lockets.

[00:35:02] Yes.

[00:35:03] Yeah.

[00:35:04] Yeah.

[00:35:05] I like that.

[00:35:06] That works.

[00:35:07] You guys need to remember karaoke.

[00:35:09] But also great.

[00:35:10] The eight, the eight, those eight, it doesn't matter.

[00:35:13] Like it just doesn't matter.

[00:35:14] Like I can make an argument that any of those eight movies are at the bottom,

[00:35:17] like the worst.

[00:35:19] Like I don't.

[00:35:20] So for such a bad start, why are we having four in real movie?

[00:35:25] And why aren't we only doing three up there?

[00:35:28] Do we want to move and have four and all the others?

[00:35:30] Be since the only one category can have three and I just can't imagine it.

[00:35:35] In all honesty, crimes of fashion should move down.

[00:35:38] Yeah.

[00:35:39] I think that's what he's saying.

[00:35:40] Yeah.

[00:35:40] That looks better.

[00:35:41] Yeah.

[00:35:42] Yeah.

[00:35:42] That's arbitrary.

[00:35:43] No, that makes sense.

[00:35:43] Right.

[00:35:44] The only, there's only three movies that deserve to be up there.

[00:35:46] There's a clear line there.

[00:35:47] Yeah.

[00:35:47] Yeah.

[00:35:48] Like we're drawing a lot of same on principle.

[00:35:51] We're doing this.

[00:35:51] Yes.

[00:35:52] Let's try making a statement.

[00:35:57] Yeah.

[00:35:57] That's what we do.

[00:35:58] Okay.

[00:35:58] Okay.

[00:35:59] Are we good?

[00:36:00] Yeah.

[00:36:00] We do it.

[00:36:01] I think we did it locked in.

[00:36:03] I like what we have here as good as I'm going to like it.

[00:36:07] I mean, I think, yeah.

[00:36:08] Ryan, you can make one more argument for a taste of love to move up.

[00:36:11] I just don't know what you can do.

[00:36:13] Yeah.

[00:36:13] No, I liked it way more than anybody else.

[00:36:15] I wanted ahead of Easter bloom.

[00:36:17] I don't know why is Easter bloom ahead of it?

[00:36:19] Easter bloom has at least three or four scenes that are better than anything in taste of love.

[00:36:23] I haven't been.

[00:36:24] I haven't been.

[00:36:25] Dan said that he thought it was the best one.

[00:36:27] So I moved it so we could see what it looked like.

[00:36:30] But also, it looks strange.

[00:36:32] Without test, there's no testimony.

[00:36:34] Amen.

[00:36:35] That's exactly right.

[00:36:36] That's, that is true.

[00:36:37] Ryan, taste of love unequivocally one of the worst movies of the year.

[00:36:40] I don't know what to tell you.

[00:36:41] Like it is, it is so bad.

[00:36:43] Dan, can I interest you in a lock at Easter bloom?

[00:36:47] Switch them up.

[00:36:48] No.

[00:36:48] Okay.

[00:36:49] I thought I'd try.

[00:36:50] You cannot.

[00:36:50] Oh, he's still trying.

[00:36:52] You cannot in the spirit of resurrection.

[00:36:53] The answer is just fighting for tea time here.

[00:36:55] I'm fighting for tea time.

[00:36:57] Okay.

[00:36:57] It looks like we did it.

[00:36:58] The best that we could.

[00:37:00] It's the best that we can only work with what you're given.

[00:37:02] You know?

[00:37:03] Yeah.

[00:37:04] Do we want to just really quickly?

[00:37:07] Is there any conversation to be had about crime time going above one bad apple?

[00:37:13] Well, I think crime times a better movie than one bad apple.

[00:37:15] Let's do it.

[00:37:15] I think one bad apple is way lower.

[00:37:16] Let's do that.

[00:37:17] He thinks it's lower.

[00:37:18] I think one bad apple should go down.

[00:37:20] Should crime time be above Scottish?

[00:37:23] No.

[00:37:23] Should Scottish be above Peking Street?

[00:37:25] Yes.

[00:37:26] I think so.

[00:37:28] But one bad apple to me should go two more spots down.

[00:37:31] Like I think one bad apple should be down there near Love and Jane and Niagara.

[00:37:34] Let's switch one bad apple and Niagara.

[00:37:38] Hold your force.

[00:37:40] Just stop now.

[00:37:42] Hold it.

[00:37:43] Hold it.

[00:37:43] Find it and hold it.

[00:37:45] Sure.

[00:37:46] I think that one bad apple like I think this is right.

[00:37:50] It probably is.

[00:37:51] Yeah, I think this is right.

[00:37:53] Yeah.

[00:37:53] I think where everything is right now is perfect.

[00:37:54] I don't know.

[00:37:55] A lot of people in the chat, I just looked for the first time saying switch

[00:37:58] Betty and Apple.

[00:37:58] I've been feeling that in my bones.

[00:38:00] Betty and Apple.

[00:38:02] I've been feeling that in my bones.

[00:38:05] Would you have metal on your bones though?

[00:38:07] Not anymore.

[00:38:07] Well, a little bit of my knee.

[00:38:09] I do.

[00:38:09] I want to say, oh yeah, I love the way that looks.

[00:38:12] The mysteries are dispersed out a little bit better.

[00:38:15] Yeah.

[00:38:16] That mystery is nonsensical, Brian.

[00:38:18] That is, you know.

[00:38:21] Love my guy, Vic.

[00:38:22] Yeah.

[00:38:23] Yeah, big time.

[00:38:24] He's not at a time, but I love him.

[00:38:25] He's really hot.

[00:38:26] I like this.

[00:38:27] I like this a lot.

[00:38:31] Okie-dokie.

[00:38:32] Good enough for a-

[00:38:33] Twist seems high, doesn't it?

[00:38:35] Stop it.

[00:38:35] Twist seems high.

[00:38:36] I'll switch it with Scottish, but nothing else.

[00:38:40] Oh man.

[00:38:41] I can do that.

[00:38:43] But we don't have to.

[00:38:45] Brian, you don't agree.

[00:38:47] Twist just-

[00:38:48] That's not a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[00:38:53] Yeah, top 5 is still-

[00:38:57] Top 5 is what it should be.

[00:38:58] Top 5 is right.

[00:38:59] Top 5 is what it should be.

[00:38:59] Top 5 is top 10.

[00:39:01] Top 5 is top 10.

[00:39:02] It ends at Darce.

[00:39:03] Paging Mr. Darcy.

[00:39:05] No, it's crime time.

[00:39:07] 4, 7, 10.

[00:39:08] Crime time gets top 10.

[00:39:09] Yeah, you're right.

[00:39:09] Crime time is top 10.

[00:39:10] Which is just absurd.

[00:39:11] Yeah.

[00:39:12] I guess there's only 19, so that's like middle, which is fine.

[00:39:15] I like this.

[00:39:17] Wow, Scottish.

[00:39:18] Are you positive about Austin being below true justice?

[00:39:22] I can't speak to it.

[00:39:24] Ok.

[00:39:25] I am on defense about that.

[00:39:27] I'm gonna take this one for all the Austin fans.

[00:39:28] Austin was- that was a fun one though.

[00:39:30] It's the best of it.

[00:39:31] I think the end of it, they figured out what they were doing and they get it.

[00:39:35] The first half hour was painful to watch for me as an Austin fan.

[00:39:40] Sorry to everyone in the chat.

[00:39:42] I don't know.

[00:39:43] It was the only one of the Austin movies that was entertaining to me.

[00:39:47] It doesn't make it the best of the year.

[00:39:49] No, I didn't say it was the best of the year, but I did say-

[00:39:51] I'm just saying-

[00:39:52] Entertainment.

[00:39:53] True justice probably beats it out though.

[00:39:54] Is it better than true justice?

[00:39:56] Well-

[00:39:56] I would rather a true justice sequel than-

[00:39:59] Well, that's different.

[00:40:00] I can't speak to true justice.

[00:40:02] I think what American Austin is is I love the lead and I thought it was entertaining and it's-

[00:40:06] I thought the fact that they detoured or at least separated from the book by making some

[00:40:13] things happen differently was a lot of fun.

[00:40:15] I don't care enough.

[00:40:16] I think that the true justice idea is better.

[00:40:19] Like the idea of these folks coming together and solving crimes

[00:40:24] and having the cameos-

[00:40:25] Justice League.

[00:40:27] Yeah, the true justice league.

[00:40:28] Sure.

[00:40:28] If you will.

[00:40:29] I will.

[00:40:30] Yeah, I don't-

[00:40:30] I mean, I don't have strong enough opinions about it to care one way or the other.

[00:40:34] I thought-

[00:40:35] I was just throwing it out.

[00:40:36] As the person who hasn't seen true justice, I have seen American Austin.

[00:40:39] Well, American Austin, I think is better standalone.

[00:40:41] It's more entertaining standalone.

[00:40:42] True justice has a lot more potential.

[00:40:44] Yes.

[00:40:45] So I don't care.

[00:40:46] I don't care.

[00:40:46] I think either of you're as good as Blaine.

[00:40:48] Well then I will defer to Aaron.

[00:40:50] I think Aaron is more passionate about that.

[00:40:53] The only-

[00:40:54] The only-

[00:40:54] The only-

[00:40:54] Caction than I thought I was about it?

[00:40:55] Yeah.

[00:40:57] I asked and then I saw-

[00:40:59] Uncovered.

[00:40:59] I saw a lot of thoughts.

[00:41:02] The last question that I would ask is,

[00:41:06] does Gears and Scheme need to switch?

[00:41:08] I think Shifting Gears is the hardest movie on this list to rank.

[00:41:13] If you take-

[00:41:14] If you put-

[00:41:15] I'm not trying to-

[00:41:17] Anybody that's been in one of the Johnson-

[00:41:18] Who's in the one this week?

[00:41:19] Who's in the big Johnson movie this week?

[00:41:21] Who was it?

[00:41:22] The Niagara movie.

[00:41:23] Um,

[00:41:23] Dan Janot.

[00:41:23] Holden and-

[00:41:24] Oh, Janot.

[00:41:24] If Dan Janot-

[00:41:26] From romance with the twist.

[00:41:27] Yeah.

[00:41:27] Is-

[00:41:28] Is in Shifting Gears and not Tyler Hines.

[00:41:32] Yeah.

[00:41:33] Or is it ranked at six?

[00:41:35] I'm sorry, Dan Janot has been in three movies this year?

[00:41:37] Dan Janot was in romance with the twist.

[00:41:39] No, Jocelyn, the-

[00:41:40] Oh, Jocelyn.

[00:41:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:41:42] I gotta get out of here.

[00:41:43] If Dan Janot was in Shifting Gears instead of Tyler Hines,

[00:41:46] we love Dan Janot.

[00:41:47] We're big Janot heads around here.

[00:41:49] We are Janot.

[00:41:50] Janot's ahead of Hines.

[00:41:51] Keep that in mind since it's ability is ahead of Gears so-

[00:41:54] But would we have-

[00:41:55] Like,

[00:41:56] I'm just saying that Shifting Gears is getting a Hines bump.

[00:41:59] I-

[00:41:59] But Hines brings a bump!

[00:42:01] He does bring a bump.

[00:42:01] He does!

[00:42:02] I mean, for me, Shifting Gears is getting a bump.

[00:42:04] Just, I liked the potential of the movie.

[00:42:08] I maybe would have liked it more if it wasn't Tyler Hines.

[00:42:11] Wow.

[00:42:12] All right.

[00:42:12] I agree with that statement.

[00:42:13] Because I-

[00:42:14] I didn't quite buy him in the role.

[00:42:16] At all.

[00:42:16] I was like, he's just here to smolder and that's fine.

[00:42:19] Yeah.

[00:42:19] But it would have been nice to like-

[00:42:21] Oh, it's fine.

[00:42:22] Yeah.

[00:42:22] It's okay.

[00:42:23] Yeah.

[00:42:23] It's fine.

[00:42:23] He's fine.

[00:42:24] We're all fine.

[00:42:25] The bump is fine.

[00:42:26] The bump is fine.

[00:42:27] It's a fine bump.

[00:42:29] And I could tell you-

[00:42:30] That was weird.

[00:42:30] I could tell you everything about that movie.

[00:42:33] I couldn't tell you everything about all these movies.

[00:42:35] A lot of them I've forgotten by now.

[00:42:36] The-

[00:42:36] The plot of Romance with the Twist is terrible.

[00:42:39] That-

[00:42:40] Yeah, it's a bad plot.

[00:42:41] It's a bad plot.

[00:42:42] Need them to perform and like,

[00:42:44] they're going to save the town with their aerial yoga performance?

[00:42:47] Yeah.

[00:42:47] The silks, yeah.

[00:42:49] Thing about plot-wise, Romance with the Twist has a great-

[00:42:52] It's a great concept, but it's not executed well at all.

[00:42:56] It's-

[00:42:57] The scenes at the end with those two actually on the silks, great.

[00:43:01] Yeah.

[00:43:02] Very good.

[00:43:02] But then they got-

[00:43:03] They trained.

[00:43:03] They talked about how they trained and yet why did we get three minutes overall of them touching silks?

[00:43:08] I think that the reason that it's where it is is because of the moments at the end

[00:43:12] with them on the silks and their chemistry was good.

[00:43:15] I would be okay with moving Scott's Love Scheme ahead of shifting gears.

[00:43:18] That's what I'm asking.

[00:43:19] Yeah.

[00:43:20] That's the question I hand for me.

[00:43:21] Yeah.

[00:43:22] I like that.

[00:43:22] I do think shifting gears is better than twist.

[00:43:25] I think this is correct.

[00:43:25] I think it's a bit of a toss-up.

[00:43:27] Yeah, this feels good.

[00:43:29] Brian, do you have thoughts?

[00:43:30] Yeah, I didn't see Scott's Love Scheme.

[00:43:32] So cool.

[00:43:33] Awesome.

[00:43:33] Going so hard up there.

[00:43:36] Can you give it just one more to go?

[00:43:38] What did you mean?

[00:43:40] With the sentence you said?

[00:43:43] What I think I meant was that-

[00:43:46] Someone who's said a lot today, that doesn't make sense.

[00:43:49] I need just a little clarity.

[00:43:50] You didn't see Scott's Love Scheme?

[00:43:52] No, he did.

[00:43:52] I did see it.

[00:43:53] I just didn't see it moving up so hard.

[00:43:56] Okay, yeah, that's where you lost me.

[00:43:57] It's high in the list here.

[00:43:58] Like it's up higher than I imagined it ending up.

[00:44:01] Well, as we know-

[00:44:01] So you were using hard and high interchangeably.

[00:44:03] I also said the weird times.

[00:44:05] So he said I didn't see-

[00:44:06] I didn't see Scott's-

[00:44:07] And then-

[00:44:08] And then he said moving so hard.

[00:44:10] So he's using hard and high interchangeably.

[00:44:12] Yes.

[00:44:13] Got it.

[00:44:13] Yeah.

[00:44:13] That's all I get.

[00:44:14] Where would you have it on this list?

[00:44:15] Who are you?

[00:44:16] Who are you?

[00:44:16] Brian.

[00:44:16] No, no.

[00:44:17] No, no.

[00:44:17] No, no.

[00:44:17] I have standard feels from middle of the road.

[00:44:19] What number out of 19 would you have?

[00:44:21] Oh, man.

[00:44:22] 8, 9, 10?

[00:44:24] Yeah, like eight or nine ish.

[00:44:28] So it's at six.

[00:44:29] You'd have it at eight.

[00:44:30] You'd have shifting power.

[00:44:31] Like I said, standard rules.

[00:44:33] Log in.

[00:44:34] Aaron, give us the read from worst to best

[00:44:36] if you don't mind.

[00:44:36] In no particular order.

[00:44:38] And actually this time in a particular order.

[00:44:44] What?

[00:44:45] Is this New Taylor Swift?

[00:44:48] Huh.

[00:44:50] We cannot.

[00:44:51] Does Aaron have her own theme music now?

[00:44:53] Yeah, I think she does.

[00:44:54] I don't know how to get out of here.

[00:44:56] Do you have an Aaron camp?

[00:44:57] Well, while she's figuring out what just happened.

[00:45:00] I'll do it.

[00:45:00] What are we positive about Gilded being the worst?

[00:45:03] Well, you know that I think love of the right course is the worst.

[00:45:05] No, gloom belongs down there.

[00:45:07] I think love of the right course is the worst.

[00:45:09] Move love of the right course to last and lock it in.

[00:45:11] I can't get out of here.

[00:45:13] What are you in?

[00:45:14] The stupid TV.

[00:45:17] You can't mute it.

[00:45:20] Okay, great.

[00:45:21] No.

[00:45:23] How do I get out of here?

[00:45:24] Just get out.

[00:45:25] Are you?

[00:45:26] Oh, you can't see it.

[00:45:27] I see.

[00:45:28] Yeah.

[00:45:29] Okay, Dan.

[00:45:30] I'll read the list and you read.

[00:45:31] Yeah.

[00:45:32] Are we keeping it here?

[00:45:33] We move in love of the right course to last.

[00:45:35] Love of the right course is the worst movie.

[00:45:37] Okay, fine.

[00:45:37] Do that.

[00:45:37] Okay.

[00:45:38] Can you move that?

[00:45:39] Aaron.

[00:45:39] She can't see it.

[00:45:40] I got it.

[00:45:41] The last love on the right course then Gilded New Port mysteries.

[00:45:45] Then taste of love then Easter bloom in the bad but the bad category.

[00:45:49] We have the legend of the lost locket falling in love in Niagara,

[00:45:53] loving Jane and one bad apple in the standard fields.

[00:45:56] We have Betty's bad luck in love crime time free fall.

[00:46:01] Paging Mr. Darcy and romance with a twist in the big fun maybe six category.

[00:46:05] We have shifting gears Scottish love scheme,

[00:46:09] sense and sensibility crimes of fashion killer clutch

[00:46:13] and in real movie territory at number three,

[00:46:15] American and Austin at number two,

[00:46:17] true justice and number one, blind date book club.

[00:46:22] That is it.

[00:46:22] 19.

[00:46:23] That feels good.

[00:46:24] I like that.

[00:46:25] I do too.

[00:46:25] Guys, I like it.

[00:46:26] Great work.

[00:46:27] Yeah.

[00:46:28] You can do this as well.

[00:46:29] You can make your own tears on this thing.

[00:46:34] And I think we'll link it in the description if we can figure out how to do it.

[00:46:38] So just look if it's in there, we figured it out.

[00:46:40] And also we'll change this when more movies come up.

[00:46:44] When we get to quarter two plus one plus plus two,

[00:46:47] we will do it.

[00:46:49] We'll probably do it before Christmas in July would be my guess with this.

[00:46:53] But we'll see.

[00:46:53] I don't know how time works.

[00:46:55] We'll be back tomorrow with a preview episode until then.

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