Ranking Every 2026 Hallmark Movie: Quarter 3

[00:00:03] This is a Bramble Jam Podcast Hi, I'm Bran and I love Hallmark Movies I'm Dan and I despise Hallmark Movies and this is the Deck The Hallmark Podcast Deck The Hallmark Generic Edition We love it We love it

[00:00:28] We hope you like this jolly podcast I got caught, I got caught and I forgot We just, yeah, we went full like that could be our, we just play that intro for all of it We don't do anything Hi everybody, it's a Brandon Dent exclusive Brandon Dent, it's been a while Yeah, Brian He was like ranking, never heard of her Yeah, he actually was against the idea

[00:00:57] You know what, he's bad at this anyway, so it really works out I don't think I'm good The problem is that now, if we disagree, there's gonna be a lot of swaps, a lot of Backdoor agreements That's right, we may have to go to the chat Possibly Possibly, possibly We'll see what happens But hi everybody, hopefully you're doing well today A quick pause in our Christmas programming Moment of silence

[00:01:27] Because we have to rank the rest of the movies Quarter 3 That's right, quarter 3, it happened, we have to rank it We're steeped, we're a month into Q3 and we're like, we gotta do this now before it gets too far away from us That's exactly right So we were doing all of the movies from August through mid-October What a wild time to be alive Yes So, really quick though, I don't really want to even think about ranking anything without a Kringle

[00:01:56] Well, no, I don't, we shouldn't Whip open that Kringle Oh, we're gonna whip it open That's right What do we have, Dan? Uh-oh, he's throwing stuff around Oh, yeah I was saving this for special occasion, Brandon Yeah? And that special occasion is a Q3 ranking Okay Pumpkin caramel Oh, he did it today, folks Pumpkin caramel, we're ripping it open You ready? I'm ripping it open Oh, he's ripping it open Here we go Wow Yeah Can I smell it? Yeah, man Oh Yeah

[00:02:25] I don't know if that's appropriate for audio or visual Woo Woo, that's good Kringle That's great Kringle I'm just telling you right now, man It's handmade in Racine, Wisconsin Hand Ice by Teresa for 30-some years now They're the best and you should get yourself one That's exactly right The promo code DTHOCT26 Good for a couple days It's good for a couple of days 10% off the entire site We'll see what November holds We'll see what November holds Okay Finger holds Finger holds

[00:02:55] That's right, Kringle.com Man, look at that Look at that Look at that Mm-hmm And I know Yeah It is, I think, tomorrow's Halloween Yeah If my math is correct This is Halloween And you're like Do I really need a sweet pastry when I'm surrounded by candy? Yes Yeah, you do You're gonna want something to even out just the gummies and chocolate Right You know, and this is the thing is this is breakfast You know, sometimes you eat all that sugar in the evening Right You wake up the next morning

[00:03:24] You just can't go full cold turkey Can't go cold turkey You get a little This is a good breakfast Right Option or dessert option or party option Right You got a Halloween party Man Oh man, maybe late A little late to get up for Halloween Probably a little bit late But if you heated our Heated? Head? If you headed You did not headed If you did heat our warnings Yes And you got them earlier in the month Halloween party Pull out a Kringle Maybe you could have Have yourself a time There's also It's too late We should have pitched

[00:03:53] People getting the singles And giving them out for Halloween Wow That would be You'd be That would be a step above full size candy bars I think so Anyway Anyway I will also say this Somebody in the chat Bramblejamplus.com What are people saying? What are people saying? How many Kringle have we had so far this season Or are we scared to keep count? Pretty scared to keep count But I would say that The Bramble Jam crew Has gone through Near a hundred Because they were shipped to everyone's house Yeah At the marathon We probably went through a dozen

[00:04:23] We're doing one an episode here We don't always finish the whole thing Because it's meant for four to eight people But we're We're Getting through some Kringle We're getting through some Kringle We wouldn't have it any other way You can get through some Kringle as well Kringle.com Promo code DTHOCT26 10% off good Through Tomorrow night And then we'll see what happens In November We'll see what happens Yeah man Alright here's where things stand Currently Dan With our

[00:04:53] Ranking episodes I'm gonna run through Really quick Run through them What we have So far for the people listening You can of course watch this On YouTube Which is probably the best way to consume This particular episode Just because it is Rather visual But we'll do our best to talk through it But here's what we have I'm gonna start from the worst Go up to the best And also shout out our Five different tiers So starting things off In Dumpster Fire The worst of the year Yeah

[00:05:23] Romance at Hope Ranch A Royal Setting To Philly with Love Sugar and Vice A Hannah Swinson Mystery Best Served Cold A Hannah Swinson Mystery And a Season to Blossom God That's our Dumpster Fire Yeah Going up to Bad B-B-Bad Batch Starting at the worst of that tier We have Love on the Amazon The Stars Between Us A Castle of Our Own Wow A Melbourne Match A Melbourne Match

[00:05:53] Melbourne And Caught by Love It's not been a great year, right? It's not been a great year Okay Up to Standard Feels Middle of the pack If you will Starting from the lowest We have the Greek Isle Yeah Is that right? The Greek Isle Yeah Sure Kentucky Roses The Haunted Harmony Haunted Harmony Key to the Castle Yep True Justice Deduce And Because of Cupid Forgot that was this year

[00:06:22] I forgot Because of Cupid It was this year Up to Big Fun maybe six Starting at the lowest Two for T All's Fair in Love and Mahjong I'll Be Seeing I'll Be Seeing You Oh man, that's too high A Little Taste I'm sorry A Little Park Music And then Lost at Paradise We're gonna wish that was up one higher And then Well, we'll see what happens today It might have to move up And then Real Movie Territory Starting from the bottom Missing the Boat The old Texas Two-Step Yep The Love Heist Nelly Knows Mysteries Yep

[00:06:52] And The Way to You I love it Alright So let's see if The Way to You Holds on to its top spot We have two, four, six, eight, ten, eleven movies To add to this Okay What does that do to our ranking stand? It's two per With one's gonna have three But Dumpster Fire I don't think can have three Because it's already got one One too many right there Well, how much is it How many movies do we have total? One, two, three, four, five Times five is twenty-five We have twenty-six on the board We're adding eleven

[00:07:22] Yeah? Yes Okay So that would be thirty-seven So that would be seven per And two categories would have eight of them Okay Interesting So that means we can really only add One of these movies Two of these movies max to Dumpster Fire Okay We can add three to any other one So two, seven The rest six Is that what you said? No, two are gonna have eight Oh The rest are gonna have seven So You got it? I got it I got it We're gonna start things off with our first August movie

[00:07:51] Which was Toast to Italy This was the wine movie I did not like this movie Where he gets the coal Yeah, where she goes She's trying to get the wine They're at the auction Yeah They're doing the thing And then yes, there's the misunderstanding Yeah That you think is the worst misunderstanding Brian really liked the misunderstanding Of course Brian's not here Brian's not here I was underwhelmed by the movie as a whole My gut Currently says standard feels But I'll let you feel it out

[00:08:20] I can tell you exactly What? I'll let you feel it out Okay I can tell you exactly You heard what I said This movie belongs in the camp with Caught by Love, Greek Isle, and Kentucky Roses So right in that Yeah Window Yeah The top of bad, bad, bad, bad Or the bottom of standard feels Let's throw it at standard feels for now And see where we go Alright A reminder A reminder of the rules We can move around our new movies However we want to But the ones that are currently Already on the tiers

[00:08:49] We cannot touch them They are locked Let's see if Lost in Paradise goes up It can't go up No, no, no I said let's see You can't The order can't change Correct But it can move up It can move up Okay, got it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Because if we do a bunch in Big Fun Maybe 6 Lost in Paradise could move up Yeah, here we go Okay, alright Yeah But I'm also intrigued to see if the way to you holds number one Let's see what happens Alright It's gonna get real right now Absolutely devoted to you Now I was very high on this movie I really like this movie

[00:09:18] I know that you weren't as high on it But I do think you have to see the merit in this movie And give it Big Fun Maybe 6 And the merit of the movie is the song The song? I think Matt Caff is as good as he's ever been Yeah, that's where we disagree On the Hallmark Channel That's where we disagree And... Where is he better? On the Hallmark Channel What's the movie where they can hear through the walls It's the next door Yeah, Christmas Next Door Christmas Next Door He's better in that movie It's a better movie He's better in it I love that movie He's better in it

[00:09:48] That's a great movie Yeah, it's not a great movie But it is It's a great movie I'm gonna go home and watch that movie I love that movie That and what's the other one you're gonna watch again? Lone Star State What's that movie? I don't remember So I will say this I didn't like this movie at all But it is like I like it better than 2 for T and Love and Mahjong Great Yes, let's keep moving I probably like it more That and the Tyler Hines is a toss up for me That's where I have it I Listen, I have it in real movie territory

[00:10:17] I think it's better Lost in Paradise worse than Missing the Book No! Okay! It's not better than Lost in Paradise Can we move it here? Can we move it above a little park music and after Lost in Paradise? They're both so bad No, they're not They are Great Kiss Boats, fireworks Display They're calling the fireworks This is a bad movie, Bram

[00:10:47] Great Kiss Great Kiss Great Kiss Kiss of the Year Candidate Kiss of the Year Candidate The Fish The Fish Lissing Lissing Bad movie We just saw Lissing in Forgotten Holidays And as wonderful as we think that the fish is Lissing in Forgotten Holidays Oh my god So much better Like he's not that he's bad in Ozzy and Hard But it's like a whole different person I have this

[00:11:14] I like this better than the wine auction movie myself But maybe I'm wrong Oh, I do too Okay, great I do too I might like it better than Greek Isle I think I would personally put it right behind because of Cupid I'd put it above the two mysteries that we have in Standard Fields I think True Justice is a better movie than this That True Justice? Yeah Don't conflate it with the first one that you really liked I think it's better than this Do you think it's better than the mystery? Do you think Ozzy and Hard's better than Haunted Harmony? Haunted Harmony?

[00:11:44] I gotta be honest That Haunted Harmony Because we have another one coming, right? Yes That Haunted Harmony with the top of the house and the secret door I probably have better than this movie The other Haunted Harmony I do not So I probably have it there Right above Kentucky Rose? Sure I don't know Both of those movies are bad in different ways Kentucky Rose is probably a better made movie If we're being honest Mmm But the kiss But the kiss But Andrew Walker in the Kentucky Rose's outfits That's a great point It's a valid point

[00:12:14] Did you see on the social media they announced We're getting a new Curious Caterer And they announced Yeah They announced it It says Nicky It's Andrew They're on the boat That's right Andrew starts the video And he like fumbles his way through it To where he He makes it seem like He and Nicky don't want to hang out with each other But then he's like But we do We would hang out anyway And then Nicky's like And we're about to hang out It was great Oh no

[00:12:43] I gave him a hard time It was great He's all over the place these days He's doing a lot of ads For a lot of things Doing a lot of ads He's doing like this thing Where he's like You guys may not know how I work out And then he shows himself And he and Cass working out And then he's like And this is what I do after It's the What is that? UBCG? UBCG And he's just like He's out there working out And dude is ripped out of his mind Like shirt off And then he's like And afterwards I have a protein shake I put some of this And he's like And this is really the only protein powder I use And he shows the front of it

[00:13:13] Sneaks it in there Yeah It's not sneaky at all Okay But it does look sneaky Yeah Let's do one more and take a break Okay Love finds you This is the start of our fall Oh this is the The UPS UPS It's tea time y'all Yeah This is Chris McNally in the truck And they're going around And she thinks that this guy Who sent the package to the wrong place Is like her destiny Not good I think it's better than 2 for T That's my problem Really? Is you guys have 2 for T

[00:13:42] Way up high And I don't like that movie So it's kind of skewing my whole thing here Do you like it better than Because of Cupid? No because of Cupid is unique Do you like it better than Ozzy Hart? Ozzy Hart? You do? I was going to have to like talk you into it I think that's where I'd have it Right there in the middle The problem is that that category Well that's okay We're going to have to mess around That's okay So we have love finds you right in between Ozzy at heart Yeah And the first haunted homes Okay interesting interesting Is that not where you would have it? Um

[00:14:12] Probably close to there yeah Where would you go down or up? I mean I could No I think I'd have it there Okay It's dead center Yeah Right there Alright let's take a break I love it

[00:14:23] We'll come back Oh yeah

[00:14:53] Yeah Ashley Williams now made her movie I think this is probably real movie territory I think it's better than Lost in Paradise Okay I would still give the nod to Palaha and Ula Rumpa Missing the boat But I would say that that Yeah I think it's right around there I like that Yeah Yeah Great like You guys were higher than I was But the scene in the restaurant with the crayons As scene of the year Scene of the year Great scene Really good stuff By that by itself puts it in really good detail They were great together Yeah Agreed Alright Haunted Harms Prelude to a Wedding

[00:15:22] This is down like near stars in love in the Amazon for me Yeah Probably bad bad bad bad bad Yeah it's definitely better than those bottom The bottom six down there I think that's right Yeah I think that's right So let's just leave it at bad bad bad bad for now One too many They went to the well one too many times there Well I think they're doing more so Cool Falling into place What is this This is the movie where

[00:15:49] They have the outside baking scene Falling into place If you remember that The outside baking Oh Alvina August Oh this is I don't remember the plot of it This movie is terrible What's the plot of the movie? Her grandma Let's see if this helps Kaya returns to her hometown for a fall festival and high school reunion She spends the week with her childhood best friend James

[00:16:19] It's so bad And they finish the items on the bucket list This movie is so bad It might be worse than Season to Blossom Is this the one where they sign up to try to win like fall king and queen or something? Yeah and it's also the reunion It's also the reunion It's real bad I think it's worse than Season to Blossom That's where I am with it It's worse than the movie where they make the cider out of the fallen apples But this should get the fall bump though What's that? What is the fall bump for you, Brian? Because we'll split the difference

[00:16:48] Above Season to Blossom Oh, okay That's fine for a fall bump Sure I think Falling into Place is definitely the worst fall movie Real bad Real bad Although you guys I said that I like pumping regatta more than falling into place And I remember you guys had a hard time with that But we'll get to it Garage Sale Mystery It's back Yes This is our first one I really enjoyed it by and large Like the mystery element of it It was a good like By and large like Lock door mystery

[00:17:17] Yeah, I think it's my favorite mystery aside from Nelly Knows Mysteries So I would probably put it up into Big Fun Maybe 6 personally I mean, if we're gonna do that Then let's at least put it ahead of those two at the bottom that I don't like Yeah What if I say no? What do you mean? Where would you have it? What if I put it right behind 2 for T? No, I But what if I say no? You don't get the final We are 50-50 So what if I say no?

[00:17:46] Okay, what are we gonna do? I don't know That's a great question Do we go to the chat? Do you have it above Do you think it's better than the company? I would have it right next to a little park music Where's that? It's 3 up So ahead of Heinz, Mahjong, and 2 for T I can't do that Okay, do you want to split the difference? Do you want to go just ahead of Heinz? Or just behind Heinz? Or just behind Mahjong? What about just behind because of Cupid? And Cupid moves up to Big Fun I like that

[00:18:16] Oh, tell me that's going the other way No, I like what you're saying though Keep the mysteries together But this is the best of those three Because of Cupid gets originality Yeah, but I don't like 2 for T in Love and Mahjong Well, there's nothing we can do about that Yeah, there is We can put this above it We can put what above it? The Lori Loughlin movie That's new We can put it above those two movies Right, but you think because of Cupid's better Then Garage Sale, right? What are you doing?

[00:18:45] That's a way to accomplish that No, what are you doing? You're putting it You wanted it higher than it is And then I wanted it higher than that And you're like What if we put it lower as a compromise? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard Well, you almost fell for it I did almost fall for it You did! I like Because of Cupid more Okay, that's what I'm saying I know you do But I like this movie more than Mahjong and 2 for T Right, but that's We can't do anything about that Yes, we can Right

[00:19:15] We can put it ahead of it But I don't like this more than 2 for T Okay, so what I'm saying is But I do Right So what I'm saying is That's a non-starter then So let's What do you mean it's a non-starter? Because I'm not We're not So let's ignore 2 for T You don't Let's go to the next movie Which is because of Cupid Which you said That's not No, you're saying let's go down No Just because I like that movie more You're still moving it lower I am Because I think we just gotta

[00:19:44] We gotta find the placement for it Okay, but How about this? Neither of us believe that How about This movie's better than Because of Cupid But we So let's compromise But that's not a compromise It is You know that it's stupid It's a compromise No How about this? Then move them both above What do you mean move them both above? Like move them both up Like move this one up And then move Because of Cupid up too Why would I do that? If you think they're both better We don't No, what do you mean? You If you're saying you and I both agree That Because of Cupid's a better movie

[00:20:14] Than Garage Sale Mystery Yeah Not 2 for T Yeah, I know So the problem is Because we can't move Because of Cupid ahead of 2 for T Right We can't do that We wouldn't You're saying well we'll move it down That's not a compromise It is It is not It is Just admit it's not a compromise No, you're not hearing what I'm saying You're not hearing what I'm saying We don't agree That Garage Sale Mystery is 2 for T So let's go to the next movie The next movie's lower, Brand It works for you Yeah

[00:20:43] Because you move it down I don't want to move it down Even if I think Because of Cupid's a better movie The fact that our But can you see that that doesn't make any sense? Yeah For this because The only reason it doesn't make sense is We're not allowed to change the rankings we've already done Right It makes sense You lost It's a lost cause It's a lost cause to move it down Yes It's a lost cause It isn't a lost cause So are we just leaving it where it's at? No, I don't I don't want it there Okay Then I'm offering you another option And I'm offering you another option Which is to move it ahead And I'm saying no

[00:21:13] I'm saying no I'm not doing it Put it back We'll have to wait on Brian Or we'll have to ask the chat Those are our options Okay I think I offered you a pretty good thing That's hilarious Which is because of Cupid gets to move up But it still makes Garage Sale Mysteries lower than it would have been otherwise Um, well what if we kept it in big fun but because of Cupid was still there and then we just have to fill it out You still get what you want and I don't get what I want You do No It's the right tier It's the right tier

[00:21:41] I don't care about if it's ahead of the Cupid You don't care about the tiers I don't That's not what That's not where my heart is Okay Alright Let's go to the next one Pumpkin Regatta Alright Number one I'm fine having this ahead of I'm fine having this out of Dumpster Fire And I actually would probably have it in the bottom of Babba Babad You think Love Finds You is better than Pumpkin Regatta? Love Finds You? Love Finds You

[00:22:11] What is Love? Where is that movie? Right in the middle, Amy Teagarden Where is it? I don't see it on here Right here Point to it Oh, then Pumpkin Regatta? Yes Yeah, you do? For sure, it's way better made movie Pumpkin Regatta is stupid How about this though? That felt pointed Alright, well I'll work with you I'll work with you Listen No Listen, I'm here to make your dreams come true I don't think you are I am I made No, listen

[00:22:40] Every attempt Look, you are How about this? I made every attempt We put It kills me to put Pumpkin Regatta that high But we'll slide it ahead of Love Finds You If you slide Garage Sale ahead of Love and Mahjong That's a big I'm jumping up eight movies And I'm asking you to jump Garage Sale up two movies That's a big give for me That's a huge give I want Pumpkin Regatta down behind Like at the bottom of Bad, but it's a bad movie

[00:23:09] How high will you let me move Pumpkin Regatta? I'll let you move it ahead of Love Finds You What about ahead of those two mysteries? Where's Garage Sale going for that? Can I just give you ahead of two for tea? No If you want to move that movie that high in standard feels Brandon, you're going to have a movie where they boat race in pumpkins That high up on the list So change the tone in which you say it And then you'll see why

[00:23:38] I think the tone in which you say Yeah, I want to move a Hallmark movie where they boat race in pumpkins high And I don't know why that surprises you Let's move on No, no, listen Here's what I said I said I'll think about it Put it ahead of the two mysteries And put Garage Sale ahead of those two movies And we'll call it This is stupid

[00:24:07] I'm getting fleeced here To move a movie up This is crazy That's not fair at all But I'm willing to do it That's insane And here's what that's going to do is That's going to make Because of Cupid have to go up as well Or down Can I interest you in this? Okay God, no Put it back Put it back right now That's my final offer Then it's not happening Put it in bad, bad, bad, bad No, we'll move it back though We'll talk about this We'll talk about this Brian just got here Brian just got here

[00:24:36] Maybe he'll be able to help us out He's going to help me a lot with Pumpkin with God I can tell you that right now A night to remember A night to remember Which is the night that comes to life Who's in it? Oh, this movie's not good It's not good We're having a big time argument here And it's nice to have a tiebreaker, Brian Yeah Well, I can't wait to hear your take on it too Since you don't know what the argument was We'll get to it We'll get back to it It's a bad movie, Brian Bad movie

[00:25:05] Really bad movie Great premise Right around Sandcastle, Australia Right around there Yeah, probably in between Melbourne and Caught by Love I love that for us Okay, great All right Good Slide it in there That was an easy one And then that leaves The Spirit of Halloween Which I really like That's Kevin McGarry? Yes And it's the Christmas Carol Halloween movie Oh, yeah For me I mean, that's up there around Lost in Paradise

[00:25:36] I think It's the last real movie I think it's the last real movie Okay All right That's fine That's fine? I don't think it lost I would probably have Lost in Paradise Ahead of that movie Uh-huh But I think that's very close Yeah Okay Yeah All right All right So here we go All right Let's take a break Uh And we'll come back And we'll see See what we can Come up with Um Okay, I'm sorry Dan

[00:26:06] I didn't mean to get this heated I think we're gonna make it through Bye everyone It's getting real We almost broke up the business We almost broke up the business It got real Brian's not here for a ranking episode Yeah And we We almost We almost thought during that break What's the What's the chat What's the chat saying The chat's all over the place Because the chat is like

[00:26:36] Regatta's not a good movie Great But then there's a That's not up for debate though But then there's also this Uh A push that You know Cupid has to be better than garage sale Two for tea There's There's mixed bag on that Brian Or Brian Brian just off camera Do you wanna stand here? Or do you wanna Sit over there Pull that camera Pull that mic over Yeah Yeah We'll do this Pull that mic over Yeah that one Yeah There you go Hey buddy how are you? Hey bud great Alright so where would you put in this list

[00:27:04] Where would you put garage sale The garage sale mysteries Oh yeah Where they're all in the house And the murder's there Yeah Lizzie Borden story The Lizzie Borden movie Where would you put that? Uh I thought Oh boy Well let's see We've got Two for Oh man I was gonna say Big fun maybe six But I think I like two for tea A bit more Uh I guess probably It's gotta go after true justice So he's got it down where you have it That sucks man Stan or Fields Where do you got it? He wants to get it

[00:27:34] I want it He wants it here I want it there Okay so that's pretty high though Above the murder You can slide one Originally you said he wanted it above But we agree there is where I decided Wow Yeah What about Keys to the castle though? And I said Keys to the castle What is that movie? The Stan or Fields you got the Tamera movie Yeah we already have that there That's locked There's nothing we can do That isn't locked That was new No no no no Oh that's yeah yeah The other one is the new one The Prelude to a lot The Lizzie Borden movie is better than Key to the castle right Brian? Um It isn't Probably

[00:28:04] Now here's I wanted it down where you had it This is tough I wanted it down where you had it Okay but before we decide Put it back Yeah Where you got regatta Pumpkin regatta Oh boy That's That was not a good one Yeah Not a good one No kidding No S Sherlock Thank you Oh man I think you gotta put that in dumpster fire You gotta Do you see what I was willing to do for you? So let me Do you see what I was willing to do for you?

[00:28:33] Let me show you the deal that I was willing to make Uh huh Which was this Goes all the way to there Yeah absolutely Oh no And then I will do that But pumpkin regatta You're gonna roll your pumpkin up You're gonna turn And return for that No no no no no No no no no It was down in the mysteries It was not in Big Fun maybe 6 Deal with the devil Yeah That's what I agreed to Holy cow And then he said no at the last minute and pulled back I gotta I don't think garage sale's worth that But if he's breaking the tie

[00:29:02] You think garage sale's worth that? No right guy I don't think garage sale's worth that trade But you and I can still make it But the problem is Is if we don't make it Then the Lizzie Borden movie goes back where you want it Yeah But pumpkin regatta is going to dumpster fire Cause I'm gonna agree with Brian Uh huh So you gotta make a call Do you want this Take another break Or do you want to be where you Garage sale to where you want it And then we're gonna move regatta down to dumpster fire So what do we have We have

[00:29:31] We're gonna have to move one out of standard fields Yeah Okay okay Yeah So because of keeping might end up moving up If we move Yes depending Or we can move things down and we can have Yeah Pumpkin regatta is It just depends on where you want garage sale If you want it there Then pumpkin regatta gets the bump Alright I'll allow it Okay Wow Deal Pumpkin regatta now standard fields So stupid So stupid So dumb You're embarrassing The offer still stands

[00:30:01] Dang I gotta be honest The offer still stands to move really quick I know we shook To move Take it back To move What was it garage sale mystery Down behind because of Cuba But because of Cuba gets to move up No I wanted a head of love and mahjong And two for tea Alright So deal I wanna let you know listener at home Who's listening this week We watched screeners for next week Next week's movies All three of them And there is one That it worked for Brian in a way That was so embarrassing for all involved And I can't wait for you to hear That it worked for him I just can't wait

[00:30:31] Good That's a little teaser for you Keep that in mind as you're watching this weekend's movies That's right Try to pick it out Also Brian said one of his is number two overall And I can't wait to hear which one it is I gotta be honest I don't know which one Which is fantastic Okay Alright so Now we've gotta do some movement here Now there's one way that this could move Alright I think because of Cupid goes up There's one way that it goes up You think it moves up? I think it should go up It's more important for you to move up Than to have more and dumpster fire

[00:30:59] I just think because of Cupid is a unique idea I don't think it's a good movie But I think the idea is unique Okay I think that means something Okay Great Yeah Did we do it? I think we did it Alright Our final ranking of the Hallmark non-Christmas movies for 2026 From worst to best It is the worst movie of the year Romance at Hope Ranch Yeah Hope to God it stays that way

[00:31:29] Even during the holiday season A royal setting To Philly with love Sugar and Vice A Hannah Swinson Mystery Those are all way worse than Punk and Vergata We're right on that Hannah Swinson Mystery A Season to Blossom And Falling into Place Moving up Prelude to Wedding Haunted Harmony Love on the Amazon The Stars Between Us Castle of Our Own A Melbourne Match Nights to Remember And Caught by Love

[00:31:57] Toast of Italy The Greek Isle Kentucky Roses Aussie at Heart Love Finds You Haunted Harm's Keys to the Castle True Justice the Deuce And Topping Out Standard Feels A Pumpkin Regatta Romance I hate you Ha ha ha ha ha Big Fun Because of Cupid Two for T All's Fair in Love and Mahjong Groucho Mystery

[00:32:25] I'll Be Seeing You A Little Park Music Absolutely Devoted to You And Lost in Paradise And then our Seven Real Movie Territory Movies Yeah Are Yeah Stick The Spirit The Spirit of Halloween Much About Love Missing the Boat Texas Two Step The Love Heist Nelly Knows Mysteries

[00:32:55] And Still The Best Movie of the Year The Way to You The Chat is Loving It They Said This Movie This List Is A Travesty Guys Maren Says How Did This Happen Are They Mad At Me? Yeah About The Regatta? Yes Bethann I Didn't Even Watch Pumpkin Regatta And I'm Upset Over That Your Boy Still Got It After All These Years Maren This List Is Trash Um Do You Get

[00:33:23] Lisa Do You Guys Not Have Any Pride? No No Summer Oh God No Bran Imagine Imagine For A Second Listening To This Podcast For Nine Seasons Now And Thinking Bran Still Has Pride Man Yeah You Kidding Me Right Now? Yeah These Are I Want To Be Very Clear If I Felt The Movie I Feel Strongly Is Too High The Two That I Feel Are Too High Are Movies That Happen Along The Time A Go And There's Nothing I Can Do About Those These Movies Are Real Bad This Year

[00:33:53] Maybe Our Worst Year Yet In Any Other Year Anything In Those Bottom Three Categories Would Would Be A Contestant For Dumpster Fire In My Opinion So They're Not Good I Hate It Absolutely Devoted To You And It's Our It's A Top Ten Movie Of The Year So We're Not Exactly Like Playing With The Cream Of The Crop Right Now So I Don't Pumpkin Regatta Being That High Means Less To Me Because I Don't Really Care About The Bottom 25 Movies So Whatever

[00:34:22] Congrats Buddy I Got Two For T Down A Spot And I Got Love And Mahjong Down A Spot That's Really All I Cared About And I Did It We Made A Deal We Did It Everybody Congratulations To Us Congratulations To You For Making It Through It Really Excited For You Come Back Tomorrow Really Excited Come Back Tomorrow Come Back Next Week Come Back Every Day We Got Something For You Until Then Maybe The First To Wish You A Merry Christmas Deck The Hallmarks Of Bramble Jam Podcast Produced By Brandon Gray And Yeah That Greenville South Carolina

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