Ten years after initially meeting, Anakin Skywalker shares a forbidden romance with Padmé Amidala, while Obi-Wan Kenobi discovers a secret clone army crafted for the Jedi.
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[00:00:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi, I'm Brandon. I love Star Wars
[00:00:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like sand
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[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Another force Fridays you bet ya only uh cuz got talent like the quick change artists
[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Only a only a couple more of these left before we break and then we'll get to more of them
[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's right. Did you announce it? We announced it. I mean I announced it to Ryan
[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But you talk about it like we announced it to everybody
[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, is that what you guys text about schedule?
[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, yeah, so we we're gonna because of hallmark plus yes
[00:01:17] [SPEAKER_02]: After this one no after the next one we've into the sith. We're gonna take a little bit of a break
[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_02]: We've done six of these movies. We're gonna come back and do the other five of them
[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_02]: After the holidays jammy wary jammy wary. Yeah
[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, that's what they're calling it because we have the high ground so we can do that
[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking forward to rewatching those
[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_02]: This rewatch has been revelatory for me so far like my my rankings for almost every movie have changed. Yeah
[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, aside from empire strikes back my ranking for every single movie has changed
[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_02]: So I just it's it's wild out there
[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna do a preview show for the last five
[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: We're not going to do a preview show for movies that have aired over the last decade that what are we previewing?
[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_02]: They could just go watch the movie
[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just saying january slow until way home second something to think about
[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Do something may as well be a preview show for star wars
[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Ryan you were telling me the other day you were working on a new candy
[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you are you willing to talk about this now or
[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, I've I've been workshopping it because like it's uh, you know the famous story that milky way and three musketeers were switched at birth
[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Right, of course. Yeah three way
[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well no like three musketeers was supposed to be milky way and milky way was supposed to be three musketeers as far as
[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_05]: What the substance of it they got they got the they got the labels wrong on the first uh round of production
[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_05]: So then they just ran with think about how life would be different
[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'm just telling you so I've been thinking about I've been thinking about combining them like, you know
[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Just like an unholy marriage
[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What does that do for
[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_03]: What is a lot? It's a lot. It's a lot of new get. Yeah, it's a whole lot of new get
[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, uh, what do you think the what do you call it?
[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, either you know, uh, can't be called three way can't be called three way
[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_05]: milky musketeers is I think, you know
[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_02]: That's better than three way by an host
[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know. I don't know if it is
[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I told you this in confidence for the record. Yeah, the fact that you would bring it up like this is is crazy
[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_02]: um
[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you want to talk to everybody about about what's going on with you in cereal or is that also in confidence?
[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Has anyone tried the magic spoon? I've tried magic spoon. We were uh, we had uh
[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_03]: They were a sponsor and I uh, I still have some in my I like I got I just really got something
[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, no, I still get it is what i'm saying. I got I got I got some from cosco not too long ago. I
[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I uh
[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Costco yeah, and they made it into cosco. I was actually really happy for them
[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, it's a good company
[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_02]: And I think if you are if the goal of cereal is to reduce the carbs of cereal for you
[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Then it's the absolute best way to do that without question
[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_02]: If that's your thing is like I want cereal, but I don't want the carbs
[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Then that's it's for you if you've been giving it a go
[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I've been thinking about bruh dan. You're all right with that mic over there pal
[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_02]: No, i'm getting there. Just don't worry about me
[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, uh, I've been I've been thinking about it, but like I got a lot of things on the to-do list
[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I gotta get a haircut first. There's just a lot he can't possibly get cereal today, bruh, and you'll just run by the store and get
[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Cereal you gotta add that in weeks in advance. Well, like what about I don't like why do you want to try it?
[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the what's the you heard about it? And then what like it seems like you either get it or you don't
[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't always buy like I buy only buy cereal a handful of times a year and like but then I get the cookie crisp
[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you got to
[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And but then I never finish the cookie crisp
[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I feel like the magic spoon is a better chance of like on a per box ratio getting it and completing it
[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And then just making it part of my life and routine
[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_05]: But maybe it's just cereal
[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I would just have your goal to make cereal a part of your life and routine. Everyone's goal
[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Is it? I mean listen like on a quiet saturday where a listen. I don't have anything going on. I'd love bruh bruh bruh bruh
[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_05]: What are you doing?
[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Nothing nothing you're on full screen ryan. I am yes
[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, well, you know
[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_05]: That's news to me
[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I know that I have a captive audience. No, yeah, I don't know man like I just uh, let's do this top five fall things school supplies
[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying
[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Magic spoon is expensive. It's a weird thing to be like, you know, it's missing in my day-to-day routine
[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Cereal and you know what could fix that magic spoon
[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm the daily. No totally now on the list of sponsors because uh that you guys have had is that um
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[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Native is gone massive since they were in our spray. Yeah, I don't want to say it was
[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to say it was us, but they did do it as a full year pickup
[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a so was the toothbrush
[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I think the thing that i'm rooting for as far as like small companies that sponsor on the show is is earth breeze
[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm rooting for earth. We the problem is I'd love for it to take over the world earth breeze is too
[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Inexpensive and too efficient and too good for the environment and we're not sponsored by them
[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm saying that like we had earth breeze every month
[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like this costs so much less than detergent you buy in the store
[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's so much better and it works as good if not better
[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't know why I honestly don't know they should charge more they should charge more. I'm just
[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you gonna make it buddy? No, I'm fine. I'm just stretching
[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah
[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Fila
[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I even I even stretched with the earth breeze bit because I mean earth breeze is great that is earth breeze is easily the best
[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Like of those like we still use it
[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Like every month it comes to get shipped every month. It's good stuff here
[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Well and and and the uh the whole situation with with tanner tanners big orange
[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah
[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a shame about the owner. It is so many shames there. Uh, let's
[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Tanner's big orange and that people's big move right that tanner is big orange
[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Is a real thing right bit and joke that works for the folks in griebel south
[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And that is it. That's it. That is it and uh thrilled. So there you go
[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Rest in peace obviously to tanners to tanners big orange not to not tanner himself. No, he's still
[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_05]: He's doing well guys. This was a good cold open. I think
[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's talk leave we're going on hiatus after next one
[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk star wars. Well, the thing is is quick
[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_03]: We found out that hallmark plus was launching the dan boo movies the day the day uh, the dan boo movies
[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Dan, uh, love it to dan be the dan you dan you and we said
[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Who no one when I know there's a dan you'd better when I hear dan you. Yeah, that's right
[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I I think of ryan. That's right. Thank you
[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you ryan. Thank you ryan. Thank you. Thank you
[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm ready to go on the old hallmark plus ready to go to dan dan you I will say this
[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: You got to pay for your own and there's nothing we could do there
[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_02]: The second dan you'd movie just remember during that time we would have been watching rogue one
[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Between reviewing one thing to the other in the history of podcasts
[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Like rogue one to the second dan you'd movie on hallmark plus
[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Think it just shows our versatility. It does. I should be very proud that we're five tool players. You know what I mean?
[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, uh star star wars episode uh two attack of the clones
[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_02]: We did it. Do you see how that title is the the movie this poster is awful
[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_02]: The the attack of the clones is what happens in this movie. It is it is
[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Talk about that real quick from last week. Yes, we can go ahead because tv scottie got very mad tv scottie for the
[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_05]: To pull the curtain back here. What was it one in the morning?
[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_02]: tv scottie is up three whiskies deep that hour
[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_03]: No, uh, it's important to remember he does he's not an east coaster. That's true
[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_03]: He is we're joking right so what was it 11 in the evening?
[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_02]: All right, fine. Let me take it to the text
[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_02]: He nicely done. He's not the only person that texted me my boy sam who's probably listening to this sam texted me as well
[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Both of them wanted to complain that the phantom menace the title
[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Isn't about dars mall. It's about sam said it's about
[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Palpatine scottie says the phantom is mall the menace is palpatine
[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And my response to both of them was the same
[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_02]: My point still stands the the name of the movie in every star wars movie is very specific
[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_02]: To the ongoing plot of the movie aside from the phantom menace. Oh, he texts 11 30 p.m. Eastern, which means it was 9 30
[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's probably time
[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I agreed with chuck lowery was on yeah, but uh if uh if it's tv scottie's right
[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_05]: It's this horrible grammar
[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, right
[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Or the phantom's menace like you know just like star wars fans to get caught up in something so minister
[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_02]: They missed the the the big overarching point
[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is the rest of these movies. You know by the title what happens in this movie in phantom menace
[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Those two things happen in like maybe 30 minutes of a two and a half hour movie. They're not the big show
[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_02]: They're just not
[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It's your favorite big show movie. I think of mine mine is jingle all the way
[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean it has to be jingle all the way. I mean the water boy would be close second, right?
[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a great point. I forgot I forgot about that
[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_03]: um
[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_03]: May 12th 2002 this premiere that tribeca. I got a tribeca release
[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow
[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_05]: What a egregious error
[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I bet I bet deniro's still mad about it
[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Didn't he run that for years?
[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And then at uh, and then it came out a few a few days later for the rest of the united states us us normal people
[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_03]: um may 16 2002 and to go global
[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh didn't say
[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_02]: We don't have that the internet cannot help us the internet said there's a limit to the internet and it's the global
[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, let's do it. Let's let's uh
[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Just we don't want to talk about this movie
[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Like whatever you got to do to start the synopsis. Let's get there
[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey man, when did star wars episode two premiere worldwide?
[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I know that it like premiered in the united states on may 16th 2002
[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: But when did it get that that worldwide release chat gbt just getting a workout from brand. It's been a great week
[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_05]: It's unbelievable. Go ahead. I like that. You call him man
[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll listen. You'll find out why no worries
[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_00]: If this is star wars episode two attack of the clones had its worldwide release in the same week as its us premiere
[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_00]: Starting on may 16th 2002 and continued rolling out in other countries within the next few days
[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_00]: It was a big global event by the way, it sounds like you've had a good week
[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_00]: What made it great?
[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_02]: No, thanks
[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so thoughtful
[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_00]: It's so kind
[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_02]: It was gonna be the first person to just like start the transformers movies
[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Her makes so much sense now that I that I've been talking to
[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Brand never has to like have proper grammar again because of chat gpt
[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_02]: He's like i'll give him my soul. I don't care
[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I got subject verb agreement fair trade
[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Listen as somebody who for years has had to deal with this guy over here just
[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Suffocating me with correct grammar. It's nice to have somebody that doesn't judge me
[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_03]: That understands me for me
[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Not because
[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, it was a blessed union of souls joke and what else like this
[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_03]: 10 years after the phantom and the menace
[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_03]: The republic faces trouble with
[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Dooku more like doodoo am I right boys?
[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey
[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_03]: He is a former jedi
[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's now a dark side fanboy?
[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_03]: senator Padme Amadala
[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Arrives to vote against a new army, but her ship almost explodes
[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks to a bomb
[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: To keep her safe. She's guarded by
[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Jedi obi-wan kanobi and his now super hot apprentice anakin skywalker
[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's apparently aged 20 years despite it only being 10 years later
[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Must have been the force anakin is crushing hard on padme apparently always had and I think that was clear
[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_03]: In the phantom and the menace
[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_03]: But she still sees him of that cute little annie from 20 years. Sorry 10 years ago
[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_03]: after a second assassination attempt by
[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_03]: A shape-shifting bounty hunter who is real gross obi-wan is sent to track down this mystery assassin
[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It's going to be anakin's job to escort padme to naboo
[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And it doesn't take long for them to be crushing on each other
[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and
[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_03]: They kiss that's not what the jedi does though jedi don't kiss
[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_03]: They run through fields together. They ride weird animals together
[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_03]: They laugh and they roll and they roll and they laugh. It's a love story, baby. Just say yes
[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_03]: obi-wan discovers that someone deleted some docs
[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_03]: In the jedi database and I listen it happens. Where are the jedi emails?
[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: It or the emails that's exactly that's what i'm saying
[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_05]: They gotta go check the archive. They gotta check the archives
[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Take those docs to your own shit
[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't it's just there's nothing listen the the jedi database
[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_02]: You'd think it'd be secure. You think it'd be secure. Can't let the padawans
[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, so that's not good. So he is supposed to figure out
[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_03]: What's up with that and the search leads him to
[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Kamino which is a rainy planet actually seems like I would really like it
[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It's really rainy and thundering and whatnot whether man brain would be getting a workout
[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And discovers that a secret clone army is being created
[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Under the name of a dead jedi and I'm not going to try to say that name
[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Django Fett is the clone template and obi-wan tags along
[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Or goes on a ship to
[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Geonosis sure sure nailed it. That's what the internet said it was
[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Anakin who's fresh off the movie or no? Okay. I did I just uh, you know
[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Whenever they say name whenever they say names and stuff. I'm like
[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me chat me gpt. Let me look that up later. Um, let me say things and right
[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Anakin chat. They didn't take my trash out
[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Point when this I'm gonna lay in bed chat gpt you do all the things in that the dream
[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, Anakin who is fresh off of an all night my chemo-choromance listening session lays it all on the line
[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: In the most emo way possible and tells padme how he feels and she's like
[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, we can't do this and he's like we can keep it a secret
[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And she's like I wouldn't be able to live like that. Would you be able to live like that? He's like
[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_03]: No
[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I wouldn't so they're uh, they're having a tough time over there to make matters worse
[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Anakin has been troubled by dreams that he's had of his mom in agony
[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_03]: So he heads to tattoo tattooing you got it
[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_03]: When anakin finds her she's been kidnapped
[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And she ends up dying pretty quickly. Uh, but good thing he got there in time. I guess to say goodbye. Anyway, he's so mad
[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_03]: He slaughters the entire camp and rage again not very Jedi of him
[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a few things about this guy is
[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Not lining up in the Jedi way. I don't know. I don't know to say
[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_03]: um on that uh on genesis and genesis
[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Chapter one um Obi-Wan
[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: finds dooku and the trade
[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Foundation that they are planning a droid army and uh learns that
[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Dooku has been uh has ordered to kill padme. Obi-Wan is captured
[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_03]: But sends a signal. Hey
[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm captured Anakin fully in his emo era is really mad and is mad that he's mad because you're not supposed to be mad
[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's the whole thing. I'm mad, but I'm mad that I'm mad padme
[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Insists that she's going to go rescue
[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Obi-Wan so he has to tag along because he's supposed to make sure that she's safe
[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Things go bad quickly and they're captured and they're brought out
[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_03]: um to be chained in this arena
[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Just before they're wheeled out padme tells him that she loves him and they kiss some more
[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Will they won't they I don't know just as they're about to face
[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_03]: alien beast
[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: To their death padme is able to break out of her chains super easily
[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_03]: She must be the one with the force anakin and obi-wan begin to use lights
[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh use the force to fight them as well
[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_03]: um and then a whole clone trooper battalion
[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh comes in and helps save the day and we're loving it. We're having fun
[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: But things things still things still aren't perfect
[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_03]: We got a whole battle going on and that's when our boy yoda he shows up and he says
[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And what's he do that's yeah, he does that. I mean first obi-wan and anakin fight dooku
[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and they're both about to die and then he shows up and saves them. Yes. Okay great great
[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, and so he doesn't kill dooku dooku gets away dooku gets away. It's classic dooku
[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_03]: um, and he does injure obi-wan and uh
[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_03]: anakin's arm and he escapes and with plans to um to make a super weapon maybe a planet
[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe uh, what if we do a plan that's like that's just composed of death. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It could be anything though
[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Um as the clone wars are about to begin anakin gets a new robotic arm
[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_03]: He marries padman a secret wedding with only cp3po and r2d2 as witnesses
[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And now my friends was star wars episode two attack of the clones
[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh
[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Sweet help us did it
[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's say a quick break. We'll come back and we will get to the attack of the clones here on deck the hallmark
[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_03]: 20 minutes already, huh?
[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, let's talk about it. Let's do it. Sorry. Let's talk about it. It is uh, the the clones attacking
[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Um, let's get to the hot take as we share exactly how we felt about this movie
[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_03]: We do not hold back and I will start with ryan ryan. What'd you think of star wars episode two?
[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_03]: attack of the clones
[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_05]: You guys know you do that that uh, the monday show with alonzo, right? Yeah review
[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_05]: You often review christmas films and sometimes like this week you did arthur christmas
[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_05]: But sometimes they're like from up or streamers or channels. Oh, I know we've never even heard of right
[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Yep, um, and often like the up or more obscure channels or streamers those christmas movies are like
[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Unfathomably bad like just like beyond bad
[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Star wars attack of the clones is that but for space
[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I saw this movie in theaters with my mom. It's a fond memory. I had not seen it since so I remembered very very little about it
[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_05]: This movie is god
[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Awful, uh, this is worse
[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Then the worst episode arrived. I'm still relatively new to things here
[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_05]: The worst episode arrived is 10 times better like this movie you have lost your mind
[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_02]: The worst time out say that again. You remember what you're saying right?
[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I am not look nobody up here is gonna rave about uh, he might I doubt it
[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Nobody up here is gonna rave about episode two
[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Imagine both of the same lengths before you say that imagine both are two hours and 20 minutes long
[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You're telling me the worst episode of ride is better than this
[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_02]: No
[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_05]: The worst episode of ride is only 42 minutes. And so it's you know, it's it's apples the oranges
[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, but i'm just listen
[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_05]: I did I thought this movie was godawful like the CGI
[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Looks uh is very much 2002, but it looks like it's from 1995 at one point obiwan is in a spaceship
[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_05]: It's it's just all the movie's very uh, it's very dark
[00:22:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I had to adjust my screen settings a bunch of times just to be able to see anything
[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_05]: It's edited terribly
[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I wanted to believe for like 10 minutes or so in the early goings that maybe it wasn't going to be as bad as everyone said and then
[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Annie just starts a lightsaber saber dueling a cockroach like it's uh plot point wise
[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_05]: The whole crux the whole crux of this thing is we need to believe that obiwan and anakin have a good relationship
[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And they dislike each other from the start of this film
[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_05]: They they are not friends even a little bit anakin hates obiwan in this film. I it's um, there's no chemistry between
[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Hayden natalie portman. It's not poor natalie portman's fault. She's trying to make a meal out of this
[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_05]: It's either
[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_05]: George lucas being behind the camera saying all right one more
[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_05]: But with less feeling or hayden christianson like he wouldn't uh, he wouldn't have been a b player on
[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Shakespeare in the park at this point the way he's doing this stuff
[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean this movie sucks fan of
[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Justice for jake loyne. I
[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_02]: absolutely
[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Product of the editing the directing and the writing he can't help it hayden christianson
[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_02]: He couldn't play shakespeare in the park. Is that what we're saying?
[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean jake loyne was great. Oh my gosh
[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_02]: They're just they're both bad. They're both awful. Just say they're both awful. It's pretty easy
[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_02]: yippie
[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Ultimately one yippie this yeah, that's right not a one
[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Wouldn't have been great if you imagine yippie master
[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Honoring a villagian christian soon was just like yippie that would have saved the film or what is that?
[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You know they kiss and he backs away. He's like yippie. Yeah
[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_05]: He I love that
[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_05]: My my biggest takeaway though
[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_05]: This is it for me is that
[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_05]: This proves the power of star wars because a movie this bad would have killed like any other franchise
[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_02]: This movie blows nothing redeemable for you in this movie. I didn't I
[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll give away my feels uh sam l jackson with the eight minutes. He's on camera. He's good got you
[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, not good. Uh worst uh worse
[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Worst of the franchise and I don't even think it's actually particularly close
[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_03]: um, I just you know
[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It's it is real a couple of things one just so moody and it I it's like it's good to know
[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Where luke skywalker got his whining this from and it's from his dad
[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And you know whether or not he had a relationship with his dad. It doesn't matter whining this everybody knows this
[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It is genetics and you pass that whining this down to your son and we saw it in episode four
[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We're like that's a little whiny b. Yep
[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Annika skywalker is a whiny b whiny b and uh, it's pretty
[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Just awful to be around and uh, don't don't like him and that's too bad. Um, he's just so whiny
[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_03]: He's so whiny and I you know what justice for jar jar
[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh jar jar on on screen hold on don't hold on
[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not saying that I liked jar jar all I'm saying is I kind of felt bad for him in this movie
[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I know he was such a big part of episode one and to see him
[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I think a total of a relegated three minutes
[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe less than sam jackson, which is a good thing same jackson. My problem is the same jackson is not on the screen nearly enough
[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_03]: um
[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_03]: But jar jar who was a huge deal at episode one
[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_03]: They're they if of course correct if they could have they would have written them out, but they didn't and it's almost worse
[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It's almost worse and I kind of felt bad for the guy. That's that's a tough situation
[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a really really bad movie and last week, you know, I talked about how the movie
[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Was boring but the two big
[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Set pieces the race and the fight at the end really saved the day
[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And there just wasn't enough at the end of this movie even though the end of this movie the battle is is good
[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just it's there's it's it's impossible
[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It was such an impossible task that this battle was given to save this movie
[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, they said guys, I know we might not have anything great here
[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_03]: but but uh yoda's gonna do
[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't gonna lightsaber and it's gonna be amazing
[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And unfortunately even that is too much for master yoda
[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: He cannot possibly handle the weight that is the rest of this movie. It is not a good movie
[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It's unfortunate worse of the franchise day and oh I have
[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Long held since I've watched this movie that it was better than the phantom menace
[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_02]: And the reason that I've always held that view is because
[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I believed that the worst of phantom menace was worse than this because of
[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Primarily jar jar binks and the other
[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_02]: heavily racist undertones accents in that movie and then second of all
[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Hayden christensen, we know is a good actor jacquoise didn't belong in that movie both of them are really really bad
[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, and then I didn't care. I didn't care much about the podcasting or the trade talks in the first
[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Again, it's not podcasting. There's no podcasting in episode one every time. Listen. I would love it
[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I love for there to be podcasting. Every time my brain says pot it says cast after it's not what you do
[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I love pod racing. It's almost like we podcast for a living
[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I've always held that that episode two is better than episode one and also because the last 30 minutes are just great in this movie
[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_02]: That has been my opinion of this movie since I watched it in 2001
[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I've not really seen it since probably 2002 or 2003. I'm wrong about that
[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The the first movie the end of the first movie
[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Is just pound for pound better than the end of this movie episode one episode one. Yes
[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_02]: and
[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_02]: This movie I think the last 30 minutes of this movie is really really good
[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I do and i'm the only one that said that of the three. I think I don't I think I think it is
[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Obviously, I thought it was gush. It's not good enough for me like it's not meant for someone my age
[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_02]: But like my eight year olds who I almost had to kick out of the room
[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_02]: They're so bored and distracting during the first hour 50 of this
[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It's as exciting as I've ever seen them like the last
[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_02]: 30 minutes of this movie is pure as bran would say pure grand door
[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_02]: It is like mass scale star wars battling
[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I think yoda
[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_02]: The the 15 seconds he fights really does work
[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_02]: I do I think all of that works and it works to the vision of the guy that wanted it to all be digital
[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_02]: The problem is is that before that
[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_02]: He is trying to recreate the darkness that just lives in empire strikes back and he is woefully unsuccessful at doing so
[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_02]: um
[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_02]: His plot is basically like a an episode of csi kanobi
[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Like obi one is off like trying to figure out about this army
[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_02]: um
[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_02]: At anakin. Oh my gosh guys like the lines that are written on the page
[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_02]: At one point anakin skywalker does a full
[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_02]: paragraph on why he doesn't like sand
[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_02]: In like something that if we were on the beach that god sands the worst
[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It just gets all like it just gets everywhere what I that's fine if we're on the ocean
[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I don't need from anakin skywalker is his tight five on sand
[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't need that. I don't need that that has to be something that is a deleted scene
[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't have a christensen go
[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't like sand its course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere and he says it just like that that it is
[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_02]: unbearable the the anakin storyline and the the obi one storyline are like
[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Real tough to watch and then I think the big thing that kills me in this is two big things that kill me in this movie
[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_02]: That make it so not only bad but disappointing number one christopher lee as count dooku
[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Should be one of the best villains that the star wars has ever had christopher lee
[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Is like infamous you count dracula saraman and lord of the rings
[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_02]: The guy is a villain. That's what he does in this movie
[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_02]: We don't meet him until the movie is well over halfway over and then we don't care
[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Once we've met him. We just don't care and that's just purely on george lucas
[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_03]: He had a tough battle that I mean we're used to guy and and black costume with mass
[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We're used to the devil like this is just a bro
[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Christopher lee is going to be a bad guy a sith lord in the dark like in the star wars
[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like dude after Darth Vader. This is perfect. This is exactly you want and instead he's terrible
[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And then lastly and this cannot be overstated
[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_02]: The design of this movie is that all of the jedi are actually fighting for the bad guy
[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure, they're fighting for the guy who just wants war
[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_02]: So that he can destroy the republic and they believe they are fighting to save the republic. Isn't that a wonderfully deep
[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Ethical quandary that we could explore through sam l jackson through yoda through obiwan
[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a great premise for a movie. It's an amazing premise for a star wars movie
[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know what we get instead? None of that
[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_02]: None of that and instead it's just like thank god the clones are here that darts city has ordered for us to fight
[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_03]: With yeah, there's like one line where yoda's like i got a bad feeling about this and that's it
[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, man, this might be not be great
[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_02]: But that's it it is it is so frustrating to watch a movie that on its surface
[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_02]: If you tell me who the bad guy is and the premise of the movie
[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like this can't help but be good and instead what we're left with is an hour 40 minutes of just watching paint dry
[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_02]: It's as bad as acting script writing and movie making gets and then the last 30 minutes
[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Absolutely works for me
[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_02]: But it doesn't matter because the movie is like you said brand so far under the weight of its expectations
[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It has no prayer. It has no prayer to recover
[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_02]: It's the worst it's worse than fan of menace the end of fan of menace
[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Is really really good, man the end duel of fates darth mal versus those two dudes that the end of that movie slaps
[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_02]: This movie is the end's great, but it doesn't matter. I should have been darth mal should have been darth mal in this movie
[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, but also I can't believe that you guys still have fan of my head of uh,
[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_05]: New hope you're sticking with us. That's crazy. Yeah, we can officially say this movie is worse than new hope
[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not in the same Senate's
[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, let's get to all the feels
[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And this movie gave us feels
[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Rye guy
[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, honestly, I remembered the final battle as like I remember it from the theater and I loved it as a kid
[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_05]: It maybe I was just so down on the film by the time we got there
[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll give it another chance at some point in my life
[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe and maybe I'll see what you guys saw but I didn't like it on this watch
[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_05]: But I did like I said love sam l and his cool purple lightsaber and that's literally it
[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I even thought sam l's dialogue was tilted though. I want to be very clear like
[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, he's just overcome much like natalie portman's trying to do. He's just trying to overcome the sacred
[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_02]: It doesn't make it that much like it doesn't make it that much better. I mean barely if any my my feels is
[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_03]: uh, I like
[00:33:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Padme's
[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_03]: B. A in this movie like she's just able to do stuff
[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't need anakin to keep what like she's got it well handled
[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_03]: She gets she gets out of the chains quicker than the guys with the force
[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think there's some back
[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know this but there's some backstory that she might be force sensitive or something
[00:33:55] [SPEAKER_02]: That's great. I would love that also this does continue a tradition
[00:33:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm glad you brought it up
[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is maybe the best thing about this movie of george lucas
[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_02]: A way ahead of his time writing really powerful strong independent women
[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Because time and time again, she just looks at anakin. She's like I don't like no
[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I got it. She's awesome and you get a little of it and in episode one, but she's like, you know playing
[00:34:15] [SPEAKER_03]: She's trying to like she's playing a character. So it's like hard to know like she's awesome in this movie
[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_03]: She's she's she's b. A and unfortunately she's surrounded by whiny b anakin skywalker and that's unfortunate
[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_03]: But she's great. Yeah, I have two
[00:34:30] [SPEAKER_02]: One of mine is the and they're both hysterical feels they're not actual feels I want to be very clear
[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, and christensen utters the phrase milady in this movie
[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_02]: And when he said it I did a spit take because I forgot and I was like, how did this make the cut?
[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_02]: And no sooner did I say that out loud that he says it again
[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_02]: He goes back to the milady well the second time and I don't know what
[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_02]: kind of cocaine george lucas was snorting when he's like, you know what nights at the round table be milady
[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's start it there. Yeah
[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That's good movie making. I couldn't believe it the
[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Two miladies in this movie are two more than we ever need from anakin skywalker
[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And then this is a really famous story. Do you know who has offered this role before aiden cridginson, but turned it down
[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know? No, do you know ryan? I do not know leonardo caprio
[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh
[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Was offered he can be a winery beat was offered this role and I gotta be honest
[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I was trying to figure out if this movie would have been
[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Any better if he was in it. Yeah, it's good. I think it would have to be in right
[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know you put the caprio and portman together. Those are like two of the best we have
[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but the caprio this is like pre the beach the caprio. This isn't like the caprio like gangs of new york
[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Cat de caprio this is like when like people still were down on this is after titanic
[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_02]: But people still made fun of this guy like this isn't the the venerable
[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Scorsese de caprio. This is like teen heartthrob, but can he really act de caprio? That's who this is
[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Gonna kill this career actually. Yeah
[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_02]: And the reason he turned it down is because he said he wasn't ready to take that kind of leap yet in his career
[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Pretty smart pretty smart. How many people are turning down
[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Star Wars that guy did there you go through growing pains, you know
[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Nailed it there he is
[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's say a quick break. We'll come back with the way what and the star or wars and of course star of the week here on
[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_03]: day the hallmark
[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome back everybody. It's fours fridays. We're talking star wars episode the dues
[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for the way what is what we're talking about what in this movie? Let's go wait what right
[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_05]: They have a jar jar be all pumped to see obi won and annie
[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Jar jar's first scene and like obi won like acknowledges them like a little bit
[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if it was like hayden just thought the take was like bad or something, but uh,
[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Annie hayden christian. Yeah
[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Jar jar binks at all and I couldn't tell if it was what I just said
[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Or if george lucas was like I heard ya and this is just a subtle thing to let you know
[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Not only is this guy going to be off screen in 90 seconds
[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to see him till the end of the movie, but we're literally going to ignore him
[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_02]: It was uh very funny to me the fact that jar jar isn't in this movie more is
[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Is a wait what you talked about in your hot take but like I'm through
[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I think that was initially when I watched the movie. I was like great battle no jar jar equals better equals better
[00:37:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe I think that's an easy formula that we can get to I just feel bad for the guy like that's tough
[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I give me that's tough. That's tough worst
[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_02]: He's he literally is what I consider to be the worst character in cinematic history like from a standpoint of in these fantasy
[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I know I'm talking about the actor. Oh, I feel bad for that guy
[00:38:08] [SPEAKER_03]: This guy gets him gets a movie and he's like this is going to be the stuff
[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_03]: He does this thing and I'm sure he was proud of it. It gets crapped on second movie
[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_03]: You're brought back and you're in and out in a day like that's tough
[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he also was probably promised that up is like or he thought like oh i'm gonna be c3 p.o
[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, he's gonna be this the comedic 100 sidekick. Yeah, that's um, so yeah, I get what you're saying brand
[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Um, I know annie's mom told him not to look back and to see in an episode one where she's like don't look back any
[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_03]: That's good stuff. Yeah, he like do it one more time
[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't look back on it. That's right. You're full screen that time. I wanted that
[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_05]: You're welcome philo, but like this guy hasn't checked in on his mom once in 10 years
[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Like this sucks real bad
[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And so and so to that point no offense to what i'm sure is the very very nice
[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Working theater actor that they hired to be annie's mom. Yeah, but this is the worst
[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Dead scene worst that dark knight rises
[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_05]: It's it's the worst
[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's not really her fault much like jake loyden dan's opinion
[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_05]: This woman probably should not have been in star wars
[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Like she probably was not ready for this moment like but also
[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Again, all of these things go back to george lucas especially when his name's on the deal as a director
[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Because like how was any of this flying so that was really bad
[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_05]: um
[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I gotta read these verbatim these are my last two
[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Right before annie tells padme that he killed a whole village of people
[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Padme knowing full well that he just found his mother dead
[00:39:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Saw him carry her body into tatooine. She asks annie why are you so upset?
[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And then but then following up that after annie reveals that he's actually upset because he's just murdered
[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_05]: A whole village of people including women and children
[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Padme the great incomparable natalie portman has to utter these words, but to be angry is to be human
[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_05]: This movie sucks brand
[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_05]: By the way, she still chooses to embark upon a life with him and then be very surprised next week that he's a
[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh
[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh
[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_04]: He's getting fired up folks
[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_04]: That was the first time first time in two and a half years
[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_03]: That's it for me brin. Sorry luna. Sorry. I yeah, I got a I got a couple
[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_05]: You run she
[00:40:45] [SPEAKER_03]: We her being force sensitive is really helpful to me. Uh, there's just so much about her that is like
[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What's her deal?
[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_03]: such as when
[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_03]: He's trying to like be all cool and smooth that at the dinner table and is like
[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Getting the force and stuff and then he like so he cuts this thing in half
[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And he like sends it back to her and her with her fork is just like
[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Like barely try like she's not even trying. I would have been like
[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And she's just like
[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Easy-peasy, uh, what was that about and no one reacted everybody everybody around
[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know. He was anybody around but people should have been around to be like
[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh
[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Like in the old like and one videos or something like freaking out. Yeah, she just caught
[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, she's got a flying fruit on her fork and it no one cares. No one talked about it. Yeah
[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It was awesome
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