The Cases of Mystery Lane: Death is Listening (Hallmark Mystery - 2024)

Birdie and Alden share a love of true crime podcasts. But when their favorite host dies, they help Officer Newton investigate sinister suspects.

 

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[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Hi, I'm Brian and I love Hallmark

[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Mystery Movies

[00:00:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm Brian. I like Hallmark Mystery Movies. I'm Dan and I despise Hallmark Mystery Movies

[00:00:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And this is the Deck The Hallmark Podcast

[00:00:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Deck The Hallmark, it's his podcast

[00:00:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Brandon and Friends host his podcast

[00:00:25] [SPEAKER_04]: We hope you like this jolly podcast

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Well hi there everybody

[00:00:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome

[00:00:37] [SPEAKER_01]: To the Deck The Hallmark Podcast

[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Happy Wednesday

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It is hump day

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It sure is

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy hump day

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy hump day

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy hump day

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_03]: To all you

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Hump day fans out there

[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy hump day

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's great to be here today

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Another mystery

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_03]: One that we've been asking for

[00:01:01] [SPEAKER_03]: A sequel for

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_03]: It seems like ages

[00:01:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Feels like two years

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It was last year wasn't it?

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_03]: It could have been before COVID

[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_03]: At this point I don't even know

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_04]: It's been forever

[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I found out at the Emmys last Sunday

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I wasn't there, don't worry

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That Modern Family was over

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought you were going to ask for sure

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Modern Family was still running new episodes when COVID started

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Can you believe that?

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I just like, I can't get over that

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought for sure Modern Family was done

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_04]: A couple years before then

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Turns out still running new episodes

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_04]: That's right

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Crazy town

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_03]: This could have aired at any time

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm excited

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian you were just telling me

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_03]: About how you were beginning to plan

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_03]: On some new holiday traditions

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_03]: That you're thinking about

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Almost exactly a year and a half ago

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Which in Hallmark world is

[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_04]: An eternity

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You were telling me you have some traditions

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_03]: That you're kicking around the old nog

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_03]: What are those?

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_05]: In addition to the regular

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Making egg nog

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Fresh egg nog

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously sangria, the fudge

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah the fudge

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Marathon fudge

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Marathon fudge hits different

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Should we do it?

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Should we have fudge at the marathon?

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_05]: You should make fudge

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_03]: But you do have to bake

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_05]: You bake it

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_05]: With the mint in there

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Didn't you do some with the mint in there?

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh man

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Medicinal mint

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It will cure everything

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh mint

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_03]: My bad

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But aside from that

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_05]: There were a few new things

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_05]: That I was thinking about trying

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_05]: What I was trying to say

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Why is this so tough for you Brian?

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Earlier

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_05]: You couldn't stop talking about it

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to give them away

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Why would anyone want to give them away?

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_04]: You came in this morning like you had done

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_04]: 3 or 4 rails of coke

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You were so excited about these new traditions

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: That's one of them, thanks for giving it away

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_03]: You shared with us 5

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Just share one of them

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_05]: So karaoke

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Christmas karaoke

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Where we go to the neighbors house

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_05]: That's caroling

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_05]: This is different

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Christmas karaoke

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you do it inside the neighbors house?

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah you go in

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_03]: You bring the sound

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a Christmas party

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_04]: You sit on the couch and wait until it's your turn

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Your new tradition is showing up at a neighbors house

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_04]: And doing Christmas karaoke

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_05]: You go on in, you sit on the couch

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Wait until it's your turn

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Great, that's a good one buddy

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Now somebody's going to steal it

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Thanks a lot

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Why do you care if someone steals it?

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a Christmas tradition

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_04]: You think if someone has a Christmas tradition

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And someone else steals it, they can't do it anymore?

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_04]: What if I did exactly what Brandon did

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_04]: On the outside of my house

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_04]: What if I waited for him to put his up

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: And I just took a picture

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And paid somebody to recreate it

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Well first of all it would be really difficult

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Because our houses are structured differently

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_03]: But secondly I would love it

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That's my boy

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I've been asking you to decorate your house

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_03]: For years now

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_03]: But if I came in

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Listen, I've said it before

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_04]: People are out there listening with money

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_04]: There are billionaires listening maybe

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_04]: If you want to pay to take down the trees

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a line of trees

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_04]: In between my house and Bran's house

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It'll cost you $3,000

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Bran I want to pay for it, I don't want to pay for it

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's fair for both of us

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_03]: We're in a bit of a battle

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_04]: If you want to pay to take down those trees

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I will work with Bran on us doing

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_04]: A joint costume

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_04]: A joint decoration

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Halloween is on the table

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_04]: A joint decoration for Christmas

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_04]: We can do a full thing, I don't care

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I'll have those trees going and that would be awesome

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: We will do a joint

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_03]: We will do a joint costume

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Of your choosing

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Dominic the donkey on the head

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_03]: The latest Halloween

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_03]: We were talking about it with

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Jax last week about Halloween

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And the costumes and stuff

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_03]: The latest rumors is

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_03]: My kids might be

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Minions and I might be Gru

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a pretty good one

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_04]: My kids think they're going to be X-Men

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Because J

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: One of my two kids who is Bane

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_04]: This year already decided we have the costume

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Locked in

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And then Rey is going to be Wolverine

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He's sitting on the couch

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And he just goes

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to have to be by myself when we trick or treat

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like why

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Because Rey, Grizz, and Gab

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Are all going to be X-Men and I'm going to be Bane

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm in Gotham City, I'm not with them

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Dad

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't argue with the logic but we're all going to trick or treat

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Together anyway

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And also

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Things could change over at the Greyhouse

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot still up in the air, things aren't decided yet

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_03]: There's lots of scuttlebutt, lots of arguments

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_04]: When do they have to have it locked in so you can buy the costumes

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_04]: What do you think?

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Second week of October?

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Come to turn of the calendar

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Turn of the calendar

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I live and die by the calendar

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You're a big calendar boy

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why you came in and looked at the calendar and you're like oh it is hump day

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_03]: What are your boys doing?

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Have they started talking about it yet?

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Jonah the youngest is doing a stick glow

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_05]: A glow suit

[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh those are fun

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_03]: But the only problem with that is you gotta wait until it's dark to trick or treat

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to be part of that

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_05]: No, I want to be done before it gets dark

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the whole thing

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And Ethan, I don't know, we haven't figured that out quite yet

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Does Ethan not care as much?

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think he does about the costume

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_05]: He'll do whatever

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, basically, yeah

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I get that

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_05]: You want to just put a hook on your hand like I did?

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_04]: We have to stop. My kids are not allowed to talk about their Halloween costumes in June and July

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it gets crazy competitive

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_04]: They start arguing

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_04]: They start complaining

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_04]: They change their mind every day

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_03]: God forbid they start singing about it at the table

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I just am like no

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely not

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you get it

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk about the cases of Mystery Lane

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_03]: If we have to

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Death is listening

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_03]: So listen up

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Good one

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Because here's what happened

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Nobody's gonna drink on that one

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Brian, hit me with a little more of those traditions real quick

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't have to explain it, just hit me right now

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna do a roof of my house

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna get one of those

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Those things

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Zip line

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Straight down into the tree

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And knock it down, Christmas tree

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_05]: That's how I'm picking the Christmas tree

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I have a ton of questions but we have to get going

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll talk about it later

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_04]: We're gonna see how we're doing

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: You have to saw that thing a lot

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_04]: 90% saw it

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_04]: How big do you think you are?

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_04]: How big do you think that is the tree in your yard at Christmas?

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You got a Frazier fir growing in your front yard?

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_05]: No, I gotta go find one

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_05]: So you're gonna zip line all the way to the tree?

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna buy the tree, set it up, zip line and knock it down

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm gonna go find a tree

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Say that looks nice

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Zip line all the way to it

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Build it straight to it

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_03]: What you could do is

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You could go and get the tree

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And bring it back to your house

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Put it in the yard and then do it

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly what

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_04]: His version is a long zip line

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_04]: A lot could go wrong

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_04]: This is what happens with me

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_03]: This is why we brainstormed

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not a bad idea

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_03]: In 1994 this woman is running away from this dude in a hood

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_03]: She gets to a building

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: She's messing around with her keys

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_03]: She drops the keys

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_03]: She gets shot

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_03]: The killer

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_03]: The killer leaves a note

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_03]: On her

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Aided on her

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Cut to modern day

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Birdie and Alden are listening to a true crime podcast

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_03]: About that very murder

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_03]: The Roxdale murderer

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_03]: What is love?

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Baby don't hurt me

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's Roxdale killer right?

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah what did I say?

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Roxdale murderer

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_04]: TRK

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Or as I call the real killer

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_03]: The real killer

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you Dan

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_03]: TRL

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It was Carson Daly

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Total request murderer

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It is

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Their favorite podcast

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I would do a Carson Daly invitation

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_04]: But it would just be me talking a little lower

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_03]: People at home wouldn't be able to tell the difference

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_03]: For all they know

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Carson Daly is the third host on this show

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_04]: That was Lynn Biscuit

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_03]: That was crazy

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_03]: This is their favorite podcast

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's Dan

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Doing Carson Daly

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That was really good

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That was really good

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not bad

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like I'm right here in the room

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It's unbelievable

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_03]: It is

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's their favorite podcast

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_03]: They absolutely love the host

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Laurel St. James Rebecca's sister

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And the next day

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Birdie bumps into her high school

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Her high school friend slash rival

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Christian Duckburn

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Man that bird

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_03]: That duck up burn

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And they agree to go

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Get together

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_03]: You can bring Alden I'll bring my boyfriend Tom

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_03]: They go over to Kristen's house

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And Alden starts poking around

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Leaving his bottle caps

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Places that they don't belong

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And finds

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_03]: That she is a book publisher

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And one of the books that she has published

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Is one

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_03]: By Laurel St. James

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_03]: They are shocked to find this out

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And is like hey

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_03]: If you want to meet her I could probably

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_03]: They can't believe it

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_03]: They also can't believe that her boyfriend

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Is Tom the air quotes guy

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: From the first movie

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I remembered him right away

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't need a refresher

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Listen I remember things from a year and a half ago

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone knows it about me

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I never

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Locked in

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But all of a sudden

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_03]: When everything's done

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_02]: When everything's

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Done and accounted for

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It actually ends up being a good night

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Cut to Laurel St. James

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: She's walking into her podcast studio

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Along with other people that are working there

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's clear that some people

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't love Laurel St. James

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Some things

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_03]: That she's annoying

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And mean some things that

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_03]: She's old and I'm better

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Some things

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Some things

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: So she is recording her

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_03]: What she says is her final episode

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Of her series Whodunit

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But uh oh a guy comes in

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And shoots her

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_03]: They leave a note on her signed

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: T.R.L.

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_03]: T.R.K.

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_05]: That was not this guy

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_03]: The Roxdale killer is back

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Gunshot

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_03]: You dead

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_03]: In other news

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Dan quiet down

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It's unbelievable

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_03]: In other news

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a mouse in the house

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And Alden is committed to catching that mouse

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't want to get a

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_03]: He wants to protect the house

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_03]: This house is mine

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_03]: They are shocked to find out that Air Quotes

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Wants Tom and Bertie to help with this case

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Because all the people that work at the studio

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Are uh

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Different

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Tom just doesn't understand them

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And so maybe let's get

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_03]: The weirdos over there

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's get some weird not professionals in

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_04]: To help with this situation

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what cops do right

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_03]: My understanding

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know the things about this person

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me go find somebody off the street

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_04]: They'll get it for us

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I'd hope that if there was a podcast

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Case out there someone would come and call us

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah if that's how that works

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I think they would

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Greenville PD call us

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Talk to us

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_03]: So they begin to check out

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: The raw audio from the recording session

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh uh uh

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Weird

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_03]: It's very long

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of it is very boring and tedious

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_03]: But they do get to the part

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_03]: After doing you know

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Where does this sound like

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_03]: They find the part where she ends up getting killed

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And um

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_03]: They have this audio

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's a weird sound after it

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_03]: At first they think maybe it's an inhaler

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_03]: But then they're like

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_03]: They make the murder board

[00:13:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And they have a lot of folks that could be

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_03]: The killer

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_03]: But they discover two things

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_03]: One, Laurel basically made up the serial killer

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_03]: To boost her career

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And it works

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_03]: But two, Laurel was dying

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And so if the killer didn't kill her

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_03]: She would have died

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_03]: She would have died anyways

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_03]: So another podcaster named Katie

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Claims that she also saw the killer

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And uh

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_03]: She is in the true crime space

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_03]: As well she's kind of an up and comer

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_03]: So there's like motive there

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Like hey if I can kill her

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Then maybe my podcast will take off or whatever

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_03]: So when they're listening to the audio

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_03]: They hear

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_03]: They go back and listen to the audio again

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And there's another part earlier

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Where she says

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you Katie

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And that's Katie's name

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So uh

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Say no more

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all they need

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Put her in jail for life

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Put her in jail for life

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly right

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: They go and they arrest her

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And she's like I didn't do it

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And this doesn't feel right to Alden

[00:14:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Something still feels a little bit off

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And what they notice is in the audio

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Of thanks Katie

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_03]: There's that same sound

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a squeak or something

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_03]: What is that

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It's so crazy

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they go over to Airquote

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And Kristen's

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Or they come over

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_03]: They're together to celebrate

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And it all clicks in for Alden

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Kristen is KD

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Kristen Duxworth or whatever her name is

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Duckburn

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Is KD

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_03]: When they were over and he found the book

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_03]: She saw that it was written to KD

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And so it's not Katie

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_03]: It's KD

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I think this is what's happening

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: He just says it in front of everybody

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And she pulls the gun

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_03]: From Tom's holster

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And just admits to everything

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_03]: 100% I did do it

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Here's why

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_03]: When Laurel found out

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_03]: That she was dying

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_03]: She tried to make amends with everybody

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And she told KD that she

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry Kristen

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_03]: KD I call her KD too

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_03]: I started saying

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_03]: That she's going to tell the truth on the podcast

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_03]: About lying about the killer

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And she realizes

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That that's going to be bad for her career

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Because as a publisher you published

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_03]: A false story and said that it's true

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not going to be good

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So she went in there

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Killed her

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Framed it on the Rockdale killer

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So that it would boost the story even more

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Bada bing bada boom you have it

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And just as she's

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: She says all of this and she's about to shoot them

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_03]: The mouse

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That's in the house

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Starts crawling up her leg

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Throws her off long enough for them to go and get the gun

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Not only do they arrest her

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_03]: But they also solve

[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_03]: All the original murders

[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's actually every murder that's ever happened

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a blanket solve

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And just as the movie is about to end

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Some

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Body wants to show me the world

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Really good

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Some

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Badge people come up

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And they say hey are you

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Birdie we've got some information

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_03]: About your papa I believe

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Your dad and they go on in and that my friends

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Was the case

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Is a mystery lane

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Death is listening

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_03]: We did it

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll say a quick break we'll come back

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And we will dang it that's good

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Total Request dead is pretty good I don't hate that

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen Jesse and the Pussycats

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I've never seen that movie

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what that I don't know

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a movie

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll be right back here on Deck the Hallmark

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Hello everybody welcome back to this program

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty serious stuff going on here today

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian was just about to tell us his

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Third tradition that he is

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Planning to kick off this holiday season

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian what's that

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Third tradition

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm starting to think this list isn't the real list

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I think what I'm going to try

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Doing is hiding in the fireplace

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_05]: What do you mean

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Just hanging out in the fireplace

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Hiding up

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I'll hide in the fireplace and then try to like

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Trick the kids and think I'm coming out of

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_05]: The fireplace

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_05]: So your third tradition is scare them basically

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Well try to like inspire I would look at it as

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Trying to inspire wonderment

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Inspire wonderment

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Are you like dressed up like Santa

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah like old Saint Nick

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay you didn't say that

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_05]: You said I'm going to hide in the

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_05]: A what

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_05]: A cat and a Kershaw

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't see them live but I know what you're talking

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_04]: About right now

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah a Kershaw

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'll be up there in the

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_05]: My neighbor

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_03]: My neighbor growing up was Andrew Kershaw

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Could be the same one

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he had the same idea

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Cat Kershaw

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Great this is good stuff they're getting better too

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_03]: What's crazy is

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_03]: His sister's name was Caitlin Kershaw

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Which I never

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Called her Cat Kershaw

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's all just

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Shout out to the Kershaw family

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I hope you guys are doing good

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Shout out

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a weird one

[00:18:44] [SPEAKER_03]: But you being dressed up like Santa is helpful

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_03]: You left that out

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You said you were just going to hide

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah you're going to be dressed up like Santa

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's talk about The Death is Listening

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to start with a hot take

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to share exactly how we felt about this movie

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Really liked it

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I think I liked it more than the first one

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like these are getting better

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_05]: They leaned into the nerddom

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_04]: They lean real hard in

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_04]: They're not leaning they are fully jumping

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And right from the beginning

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah they've lent

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah they're full on over into nerdville

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_05]: And it was like these two are perfect

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_05]: For these roles

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_05]: They played off each other so well

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Everyone around them

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Played it perfectly

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Police officer air quotes there

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I remembered him from

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Wiser Men and a Baby

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Before I remembered him from the last one of these

[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_05]: He's in a bunch of these

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_05]: He's in a lot of stuff

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_05]: My first thought was this is a funny little easter egg

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_05]: He was the mean neighbor

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like oh right they do have that history

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_05]: So really great

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_05]: At the end

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm kind of torn

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm still on the fence on whether

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_05]: This was a genius play

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Or it was a little more standard

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And just really really well done

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Where the killer

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_05]: My first gut instinct is

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously it's Kristen

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Because we meet her once and she's gone

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And then we get to

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Katie being the killer

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And my reaction is that's awesome

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Because the whole time I'm thinking it's Kristen

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a red herring

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_05]: It was sort of like a hat on a hat

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_05]: They want us to think it's Kristen

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not Kristen

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_05]: But oh it is Kristen

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_05]: So I don't know if they were playing doing that intentionally

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Where it's sort of a wink

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_05]: You knew we were going to do this the whole time

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_05]: No we're not psych yes we are we did it

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I think if you love the movie like you do

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_04]: You're going to say

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what they were doing

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That is predetermined based upon your love of everything else

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not saying that to be

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm saying that just in honesty

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_04]: When I've loved a movie I've given it the benefit of the doubt

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_04]: And when I've not I don't

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I think if you love the movie and you're bought in

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Then you're like of course they distracted us from the obvious

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_04]: To go back to the obvious

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I think I'll give it the benefit of the doubt

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_05]: The two who wrote it

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I think they're husband and wife

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_05]: The first one was really fresh

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_05]: This one had so many things in it

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_05]: That were fun and exciting

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And original

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_05]: That I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I had a blast with this one

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And what a way to end it too

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_05]: With that cliffhanger

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Unexpected

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not a cliffhanger it's a new cliff

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It has nothing to do with the story that happened before

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what it was so great about

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like a right turn

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not another murder

[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm still waiting on the first one of these movies

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_04]: At least that I've seen

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Everybody brings up one that has done it

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Where they don't catch them

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Before we find out that this killer spanked

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought there was an opportunity here to do that

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It gives you something for the next movie

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Hope they make it

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not a mystery 101 situation

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully it's not another year and a half

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_03]: You said you liked this one more than the first one

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'll take your word for it

[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It's been so long I don't remember

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_03]: There are so many things I just didn't remember

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_03]: But this is a really fun movie

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I think overall

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_03]: A well crafted mystery

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And I was intrigued by it

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_03]: But obviously what makes this movie

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Is the characters of Alden and Bertie

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_03]: They are so fun

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_03]: They're so different

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a comedy mystery

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_03]: So much literal laugh out loud moments

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_03]: In this movie

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Which you don't get a ton of

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Especially when it comes to the mysteries

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_03]: But Hallmark in general is not known for their funny

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Ha ha laugh out loud

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe a smile here or there

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_03]: But a laugh out loud

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Doesn't happen a ton

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_03]: These two characters are dynamite

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_03]: The actors are playing it great

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't wait for more of it

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's a really fun mystery series

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And I think they can do a lot of cool things with it

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And I agree

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_03]: New Cliff

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_03]: We introduced New Cliff

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome Cliff

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that New Cliff?

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_04]: New Cliff is here, it's unbelievable

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Hello everyone

[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_04]: It's Cliff

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_04]: You look new

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_04]: You sound like someone we've heard before

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_04]: What happened to Old Cliff?

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't

[00:23:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't talk about it

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_04]: You would never

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't kill him

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_04]: No one

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_03]: You brought me in on the mystery

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_03]: You brought up that someone killed him

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't say anyone killed me

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_04]: No

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_01]: No

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_01]: No

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to talk about it

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I honestly

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Don't know how we got here

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_02]: New Cliff is a magician

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_05]: New Cliff is the worst

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_05]: We don't like tricks

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Can you describe

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Great

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Thanks New Cliff

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Dan what did you think

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_04]: No movie, no second movie

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Has made me want to watch the first one

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_04]: More than this one did

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't think it's for the reasons that

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_04]: You would hope

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I think

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_04]: The thing about this series is

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that Amy Garcia and Paul Campbell are

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Wonderful

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_04]: And they have a lot of fun playing

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And that brings these to life

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought, having said that

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I need to say that up front and establish

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_04]: That these two are great

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_04]: One and two

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_04]: They should, as we've been banging the drum for around here for a while

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Keep making these instead of throwing out

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Mysteries that aren't good

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Seeing if we need to start a new wheel

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I would like one of these every six months

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I need to make that clear

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought this was worse in every way

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Possible than the first one

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_04]: First of all, the case of the first one

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I remember them being this murder in the law office

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And them trying to establish a time of alibi

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And it didn't make sense

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_04]: And they had a very clever way for why it did make sense

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And I remember being very

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Impressed by that

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_04]: So, the case for this one

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Wasn't as good to me

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I think you gave it the benefit of the doubt

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I thought it was fairly obvious

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_04]: What was going on there

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I also think the whole reveal

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And how it goes down

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll save it for a wait what

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Didn't work for me

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I also think, like, from the first scene of this movie

[00:25:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, why are these characters

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Paul Campbell in particularly

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Why is he going so hard?

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, why is he just

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_04]: So

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Animated

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_04]: He was doing a full Jim Carrey

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_04]: In this movie, and it's funny

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not here to tell you it's not funny

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And Paul Campbell can do it

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_04]: But I was like, was he like this in the first movie?

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I went back and watched

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched about 10 minutes on mute

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I watched a little bit more with the sound on

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_04]: He's not like this

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_04]: He isn't. He cares deeply

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_04]: About being a private investigator

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_04]: He's a nerd, he has some of these tendencies

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't spend every waking moment

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Fidgeting and dancing

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And talking about every nerd thing imaginable

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Now, maybe that was intentional

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe they did this on purpose

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_04]: To lean into this

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_04]: And that's the direction they're going

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is fine. So, while I did enjoy this movie

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_04]: While I do want them to make more of these

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_04]: The first one's better

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_04]: In my opinion, the first one's better

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Across the board. Story better, acting better

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Everything better

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I did laugh more in this one

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I laughed more in this one, they went for the jokes

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that a lot of the jokes do work

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_04]: So I will say I laugh more

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I like the other one better across the board

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Not even my favorite mystery of the year

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_04]: But it is something I want to see regularly

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_04]: On Homework Mystery

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It's time for all the feels, we're talking about one of the movie's feels

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Feels, Brian

[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like there was a level of

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Ingenuity in the pranks

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_05]: That they really were allowed to

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Incorporate here that aren't normally part of it

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Where he did one thing, Paul did

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Where he handed the, he was holding

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_05]: The six pack of root beer and

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Kristen grabs it from him

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And he pulls one up and I laughed out loud

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_05]: And my son, Ethan, was watching with me

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_05]: He laughed too and he goes, why was that funny?

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was just like

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know man, it just was

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_05]: That was just a funny move

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're somebody that brews your own root beer

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_04]: That's exactly what you would do

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, you would take

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_05]: That is such a clever touch

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_05]: It was so great

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And then him, he rolled in the bed again

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Which was a callback from the first movie

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_05]: He did that and he still did that

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Which was a really funny thing

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And just the mouse trap that they built

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_05]: They actually delivered on

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_05]: We got to see it

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_05]: So I feel like they were allowed to play a lot

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_05]: In this movie

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And yeah, I laughed out loud multiple times

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_05]: And so real big payoff there

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_03]: My feels was gonna be

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_03]: The mouse

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I didn't expect it to

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Be my feels

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And I didn't expect it to work

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Or be a part of it

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And the fact that they set this thing up

[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And they just, throughout the movie

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Went back to it every once in a while

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And then ultimately being the thing

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_03]: That threw the killer off

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And then the mouse trap

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_03]: All of those little things

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: It shouldn't work, it's so dumb

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_03]: But it did work for me

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And so I will give it my feels

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_04]: The mouse is part of my feels

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to be very clear

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I think the mouse doesn't work at all

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's a huge weight for this movie

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's one of the reasons it's worse than the first one

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_04]: But I got what I would describe as McGee and me feels

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_04]: If you were a

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Youngster raised in the church

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_04]: In the late 80s, early 90s

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Then you got to watch instead of real cartoons

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_04]: You got to watch a little television program

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Called McGee and Me

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Where there's a guy named Nick

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_04]: And he draws and he invents things

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And he has a cartoon of his named McGee

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Come to life

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_04]: To teach him lessons straight from the bible

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_04]: But at the beginning of every episode

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Of McGee and Me

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_04]: There is a whole contraption that he's made

[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That like does something very basic

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it is, sharpens his pencil

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know what it does, it does something very basic

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_04]: And watching the mouse trap

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_04]: At the end of this movie

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Made me feel like I was watching a VHS tape

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Of one of the many

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Episodes of McGee and Me

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That I got to watch growing up

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And that made me happy

[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Were you more McGee or Me?

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Me, yeah you would

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_04]: The more you think about McGee and Me

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_04]: The more it's like weird

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I talked to this cartoon, nobody else can see him

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Cartoon's giving me advice

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_03]: We all had imaginary friends

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That were giving you like life lessons

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Really, you had an imaginary friend that gave you life lessons

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Straight from the bible

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Who was your imaginary friend that gave you life lessons straight from the bible

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't say Jesus

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_03]: No I wouldn't say that

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not imaginary

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Invisible I'd say the spirit

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Once again

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Not imaginary

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a cartoon

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_04]: That's like maybe three inches tall

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's giving

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't have a problem with it, I think it's kids being kids

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Great, awesome

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_04]: This is pre-veggie tales

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Broccoli, celery, gotta be veggie tales

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's take a quick break

[00:29:43] [SPEAKER_03]: We will come back

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And get to the Wait What?

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And the What The Hallmark here on

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Dag The Hallmark

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi everybody, it's Dag The Hallmark

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully you're having a wonderful day

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Hopefully you're watching us on Philo

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Philo.tv slash DTH

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Hello, it's us

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It's great to be here and hopefully after you watch this

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: You'll watch something else

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_04]: You feel good about joining there, bro?

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah man, I got, wasn't I right in on that?

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_04]: You were right in, did you do it?

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't do it, and I wasn't

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't because I was trying to not do something

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I just was like, brain's gonna wave

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Then I looked up and by the time you were done

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, this is done

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_04]: They pay their money

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Of course

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Brian, come on

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll do it in post

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll get him, we'll bring him in

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_03]: No one's gonna know

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for the Wait What?

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_03]: So we're talking about what in the Smooth Minutes

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Go Wait What, Brian?

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, like we've established

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm giving this movie the benefit of the doubt

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_05]: But I do feel like

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_05]: If you're a local police department

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_05]: And you need some extra resources

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_05]: You're not doing this

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_05]: You're gonna go up the chain

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Versus

[00:30:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Not out in the streets

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_05]: You go up the chain, not out the chain

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Out the front door to the curb

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_05]: The police have enough problems

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Can you imagine them just grabbing folks that they know

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_04]: This is my girlfriend's friend from high school

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_04]: She's gonna come in and talk to these

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Suspects for murder?

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_05]: She's not biased, they have no bias

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_05]: They've been fully trained

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just my girlfriend's friend from high school

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_04]: She's good at it

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_04]: So is her husband, they're nerds

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll be right there the whole time

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not a big deal, it's just people's lives

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not a stupid NBD

[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe mention the FBI

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Just maybe mention

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Or like the big city police, I don't know

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Or hear me out, let them go

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Because you don't have anything to hold them on

[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe, that sounds crazy

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_04]: But maybe do that instead of bringing a nerd

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You got any nerds?

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I got two

[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_05]: But they are friends of mine

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll bring them in, it doesn't matter

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_05]: One of them was that

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_05]: She bought a book on lockpicking

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_05]: But then I realized

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_05]: That was probably right on character for her

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Because she probably did watch a bunch of videos on lockpicking

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And then thought

[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna get a book on this too

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I think for mine it was the size of the book

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Giant book

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_04]: There are plenty of books on lockpicking

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_04]: A real big book

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't imagine it being the length of a Harry Potter

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't imagine it being a 400 page

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_04]: It's every lock

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, this is how you pick a lock

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_04]: For 400 straight pages

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a YouTube channel out there

[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Called the Lockpicking Expert

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And people send him in

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_03]: To a PO box

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_03]: A lock

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_03]: That they think is going to be difficult

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: For him to pick

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And the main takeaway

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Watching that series

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Is anyone can break into your house

[00:32:40] [SPEAKER_03]: There's no real good locks out there

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Here at First Trundek the Hallmark

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_04]: You're not safe out there

[00:32:46] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not safe

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Lock your doors

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's only for your own comfort

[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not gonna keep them out

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you secretly sponsored by a security system?

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe I am

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: CBI, Promo Code deck

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh what's this, it's a cove?

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Security system, this is crazy

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Pinecone

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_05]: One last one

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Another thing

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Was just the news crew being outside

[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_05]: The podcast studio

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_05]: At the moment

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_05]: When she snuck in

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Before a murder happened

[00:33:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Or when Katie was sneaking in

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Before she said she'd seen

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_04]: The killer

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_05]: They were already there for some reason

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Just reporting I guess regularly

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Even though she probably saw that news camera

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_05]: There

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_05]: She continued to proceed with her

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Fake accostation

[00:33:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if that's a word

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_05]: But that word felt right

[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It was strong

[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That was it

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_03]: One more tradition

[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Just two words, hit me

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Import snow

[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't want to give that one away

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_04]: That is a really good one

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking, I don't want to give those away

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a business idea too

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_03]: So there is a

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Joke in here

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That worked really well

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_03]: She's in a hot yoga class

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_03]: He comes barging in

[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's eating donuts and he's humming along

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like I thought there would be

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_03]: A room before the room

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe my favorite part of this movie

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_03]: 100% there should be a room before the room

[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_03]: There should be a room before the room

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_03]: There has to be

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_03]: In a secret space like that

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_03]: You need a room before the room

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You need it

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_05]: But it was, when I was in high school

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_05]: It was at a girlfriend's

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_05]: House

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_05]: And I walked, I've never been to her house

[00:34:38] [SPEAKER_02]: And it was

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_02]: It was at a girl friend

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that what you call them?

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_05]: You know you have girlfriends when you're younger

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_05]: It's nothing real

[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_05]: I understand

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_05]: But the front of the house looked like it was a screen porch

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_05]: So I just opened the door and whoops

[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Turns out living room, her dad is sitting there watching TV

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's the first time I've met him

[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_05]: You thought the door was a screen porch

[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_05]: When you're walking up

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_05]: It looks like

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_05]: A screen porch

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And it wasn't, it was just the front of the house

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah man

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to need to see a picture of this house

[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_03]: No

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, I can probably look up that

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, go ahead

[00:35:17] [SPEAKER_00]: So the funny part of that scene for you

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_00]: Was just him walking in

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_00]: And saying there's no room

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't the namaste, namago joke?

[00:35:24] [SPEAKER_04]: No, it was 100%

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean that's a good joke

[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_04]: The joke is fine but him walking into a yoga studio

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_04]: There should be a room before the room

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_00]: I've been in yoga studios where it's not

[00:35:35] [SPEAKER_04]: You walk in and there's always a desk

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Something to check in

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_04]: The idea that he walked in and he was sitting

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And he had a cinnamon roll in his mouth

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_04]: It was perfect

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Because he wasn't, that's the thing

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_04]: If you and I did that, my first thought isn't

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_04]: If I walk into a yoga studio

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_04]: In the middle of yoga practice

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to be like, I'm really sorry

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_04]: But if I walk in there, I am not saying I'm sorry

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_04]: There should be a room before the room

[00:35:59] [SPEAKER_04]: What are we doing?

[00:36:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Something that says, or like a thing on the door

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_04]: That says yoga's in session

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Or something

[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yoga's in session

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_03]: There, speaking of this

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Hot yoga studio

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_03]: She does talk about her podcast

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And she says that it's fire breathe

[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_03]: With a Y

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_03]: For fire

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_03]: My thought is like

[00:36:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Firefest has ruined any usage

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Of fire with a Y

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_03]: If you want to be taken seriously

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Or if you're trying to use it

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_03]: In earnest, unironically

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't use a Y in fire anymore

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Firefest ruined it

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Unless you want your podcast to be a disaster

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Then go for it

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, that was my first thought

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_03]: When she said that

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_03]: It's been ruined

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_03]: A good Y in the fire has been ruined

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks a lot Firefest

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, it's her last name

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_00]: She's Winterusfire

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_03]: You gotta change it for the podcast

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_03]: People are not going to take you seriously

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead Dano

[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_04]: A flashlight to the face

[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Wakes anyone not sedated up

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And I stand by that

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Especially when they just fell asleep

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_04]: You can't possibly

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_04]: We've lost Brian to trying to figure out

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_04]: How a screen hits you

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_04]: But if you fall asleep five minutes ago

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Two seconds ago

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Flashlight to the face

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Wakes, I know this

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Because my kids have shined a flashlight

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_04]: In my face before

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_04]: It wakes anyone up that isn't sedated

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Period, no questions asked

[00:37:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Sarsaparilla and root beer are different

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_04]: That doesn't matter to anyone

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Unless you brew your own root beer

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Brandon and I were talking about this

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're someone who's nerdy enough to brew

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Your own root beer, God bless you

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_04]: I would like to try that root beer

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_04]: But also, if somebody calls it a sarsaparilla

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_04]: You're going to be like, no no

[00:37:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not sarsaparilla, it's root beer

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Paul Campbell's character uses them interchangeably

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_04]: No way, no how

[00:37:54] [SPEAKER_04]: My biggest problem with this movie

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_04]: There is absolutely

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Zero proof

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_04]: That this woman committed this murder

[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_04]: She wore gloves

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_04]: She wore a coat

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_04]: No one has anything

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_04]: There is someone saying Katie

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_04]: That could be KD

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Could be Katie

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_04]: There is a squeak of a duck that we don't know what it is

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Best case scenario

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Circumstantial evidence

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_04]: There is no proof whatsoever

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_04]: That she murdered this person

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And she jumps right to

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Taking a gun out of the holster of a police officer

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Why did you do that?

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_04]: There is literally someone in custody

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Named Katie

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That happened to be in the building

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Your chances are really good

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Really good to not get caught here

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_04]: What in the world are you thinking

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Giving yourself up like that

[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I will say though

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Her ability to put on the silencer

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_03]: On that gun

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Leads me to believe this is not her first rodeo

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not the first time she has killed someone

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Spun that thing on there like a top

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I got a couple more

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_04]: The mouse in this movie

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Is chewing perfectly round holes

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_04]: In everything which god bless you

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_04]: For having the manners to chew perfectly round holes

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_04]: And even helping them on their investigation

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_04]: At one point Birdy is able to see

[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_04]: The storage shed logo

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Because the mouse has chewed a perfect hole

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_04]: In the newspaper

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Directly where the storage logo

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Is behind it

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like the mouse is omniscient

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_04]: In this movie

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Chewing perfect circles everywhere

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Just to help out

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_04]: At one point in this movie

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_04]: They go to teach a salsa class

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Which I guess allows them to do

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_04]: The slow mo funny montage

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is apparently a part of every Paul Campbell movie

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Now since Santa's stakeout

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a requirement that they do a walk slowly for a laugh

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Works every time

[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It works every time

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_04]: It does not work

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_04]: But once they're there

[00:39:46] [SPEAKER_04]: You would assume that she would stay and teach

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_04]: The salsa class

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And he would sneak off to go do the investigation

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_04]: No no

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_04]: They both start the salsa class

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they leave

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_04]: The salsa class

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_04]: And they leave a bunch of people in an assisted living facility

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Completely unattended

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_04]: They're just like

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And then there's salsa

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_04]: We're out of here

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't understand

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Just keep going until I get back

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a perfect plan if he just pops off

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And does the investigation

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And she stays

[00:40:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Why didn't they do that

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_03]: She clearly knows salsa

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_03]: He clearly doesn't

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_04]: We've done enough podcasting around here

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_04]: To know that it takes a little bit of work

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_04]: We would tell you who produces the show

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It's produced by Aaron Shea

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_04]: We'd tell you a lot about the show

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_04]: What I can also tell you is this

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_04]: A super duper famous author

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Turned true crime podcaster

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Is not in the studio by herself

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Laying down bars

[00:40:45] [SPEAKER_04]: She's just not

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_04]: That is not how that

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_04]: She doesn't show up and go

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to do a little section where I reveal who the real killer is

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_04]: By myself unattended

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_04]: With no producer

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Making sure the mics are working

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_04]: The levels are right

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_04]: She just rolls in, locks the door

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_04]: And is like I'm on my own here

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_04]: No way no how

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe the most unbelievable part of this movie

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that right there

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all I got

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for another Ohmikers where we wonder what could have been

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe have it get some clarity

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Any questions that we still have

[00:41:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian what are you still wondering about that you'd like some answers to

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah the only thing that really stuck with me

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Everything else just seemed to align perfectly

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Was how did Laurel get the evidence boxes

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Did we get that

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_05]: She stole them

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah but how do you get to a place

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Where you can just walk out with evidence

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe before they

[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Well bets were off in the 90s

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_05]: McGee and me was on TV

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_05]: It was crazy

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Just a lot of access

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess that was it

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_03]: They're handing the hallmarks

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_03]: On platters now because

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Paul Campbell

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Apparently last time they hung out with a couple

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It ended with him

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Cutting someone's hair

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_03]: During a game of charades

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Just crazy

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean what

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_03]: You just said that line in passing

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And you don't expect us to grab it

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I wish that was a flashback

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Scene because it sounds hilarious

[00:42:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Dano

[00:42:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe I just wrote this down

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't they call Amy Garcia Birdie a different name

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_04]: When they come to the door

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_04]: At the end of the movie

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Or is it just her official name

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It's her maiden name

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Her maiden name

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I believe

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_04]: So if that's the case then my other one was the cutting the hair thing

[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_03]: We did everybody congratulations

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Come back tomorrow

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_03]: For another episode

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Who knows what it is

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Brian you're going to leave the people with your fifth tradition

[00:42:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_05]: The stockings are

[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Something else

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Merry Christmas

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[00:43:19] [SPEAKER_03]: At this point

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It's at the end of the show

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean you're listening to me hi

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_03]: But here they come

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[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy day