The Christmas Quest (Hallmark Channel - 2024)

[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Well hiya, I'm Brian and I love Hallmark Christmas movies

[00:00:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm Brian, I like Hallmark Christmas movies

[00:00:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Well hiya, Brian's a soil sport over here

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm soil sport

[00:00:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I despise Christmas movies from Hallmark and everywhere else for that matter

[00:00:16] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a Hallmark podcast

[00:00:19] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't do it now

[00:00:20] [SPEAKER_02]: We're doing a soil sport

[00:00:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And Friends host this podcast

[00:00:27] [SPEAKER_05]: We hope you like this jolly podcast

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_05]: That was weird

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Mainly for you, Brian

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Soil sport

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I must have some audio filter or something

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_01]: You think so?

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was definitely a tech

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you would do it

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Of course I am all on board with that stuff

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It's Monday, everybody

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, finally

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Monday, Monday, Monday

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Cyber Monday, as the people say

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that still a thing?

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Still Cyber Monday

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Probably

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_03]: A great day to do some shopping

[00:01:02] [SPEAKER_03]: We got stuff, deckthehomark.com slash shop

[00:01:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Including this Brett Debbie shirt

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's been selling like

[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Like you would expect it to

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Like Little Debbie cakes

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Guys, I gotta be honest

[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Is this a safe space?

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It is a safe space

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, 100%

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just us here

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I had three boxes of Little Debbie cakes

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Over the Thanksgiving break

[00:01:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, over the break?

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Probably the little ones, right?

[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_02]: The Wednesday to Sunday?

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's a box every two days?

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I feel good about that

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you have that?

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, because I kind of

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not bad

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I felt like it was too many

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Too many

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_03]: No

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_03]: How do you feel?

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Like you had three boxes

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but nothing

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Half a box a day habit

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing in comparison to how

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Brett Debbie

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_03]: He blew

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but you do the math

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_02]: But also

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Like compare that to cigarettes

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_02]: True

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Three of those

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_02]: You'd rather have

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if that's true or not

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_02]: But I think you'd rather have

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Half a box of Little Debbie

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Christmas tree cakes a day

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_02]: We should probably find out

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Than half a box of cigarettes

[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Should we test it?

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I will ask

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Who's saving it for the vlog?

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Should we save it for the vlog?

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Who's saving it for the vlog?

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Bri's gonna smoke the cigs

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_02]: The Christmas vlog

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Thanksgiving vlog

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think the most logical thing

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Is for me to go to my doctor

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Who did encourage me

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_03]: To lay off the sweets

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And let's just see what he says

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it's like

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I could

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It was

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I had to do something

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Ask him

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I had to either

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Eat the cakes

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Or I had to smoke cigarettes

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Right

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Say, what's better for me

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Half a box

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Of the Christmas trees

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Or half a box of cigs

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Every day

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Half a box

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Or half a pack

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Half a pack

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Half a box

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Is there 20

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you mean

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Half a pack

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_02]: In a pack

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_02]: A pack of cigarettes

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: A box of cigarettes

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, no, half a pack

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you can't do

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_03]: 10 packs

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought you were saying

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, yeah

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Half a pack

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's probably 8

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I've never bought

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_02]: A pack of cigarettes

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_02]: In my life

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_03]: If there's any doctors

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Out there

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_03]: That maybe know somebody

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, okay

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_03]: So you're

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Hypothetically

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_02]: For you, they'd probably

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Say smoke the cigarettes

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_02]: You think so?

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I think they would

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Your client

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_02]: If your doctor

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_02]: If your doctor said

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Lay off the sweets

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_02]: They'd probably say

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Short term smoke the cigs

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I should probably

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Pick up the habit

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, let's just

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_02]: While you're weaning off the cakes

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me put a hypothetical

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Situation out there

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_03]: For all the doctors

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_03]: That are listening

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Doctors, thank you

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, so for all the vet doctors

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Out there

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Listen up

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_03]: You have a client

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Who comes in

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_03]: A patient

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And your patient

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Is pre-diabetic

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And you say

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, so and so

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Lay off the sweets

[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And they do really well

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_03]: For a lot of the year

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of the year

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Christmas

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_03]: They did a thing

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_02]: During the year

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: They did a thing

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_02]: And then Christmas

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's say their sugar levels

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Were 103

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_03]: But then they

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Pick an odd number

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_03]: They're

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, Christmas comes around

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Little Debbie Kicks

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Come out

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And they go, okay

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Here's one here

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Here's one there

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Their company makes a shirt

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_03]: They make a shirt

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: A shirt

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey everybody

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Thanksgiving

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Comes around

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're just

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_03]: All over the place

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And you find yourself

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_03]: The cheese movie's on

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Getting away from you

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_03]: A little bit

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Bad

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Or okay

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Or better

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Or better

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_03]: What I

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Should I smoke cigarettes

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And would you have

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I think what I'm asking you

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Should I smoke cigarettes

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_03]: While I eat my cakes

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Man

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Or should I do those activities

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Separate

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Wood watch

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And kids in the car

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Or not

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey everybody

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: How you

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: How you doing

[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my gosh

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: That don't

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_03]: That comes out

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Shops

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: What we're trying to say

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_03]: We also have a card game

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Christmas movie magic

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Is out right now

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: The good stuff

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Still

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_03]: So many movies

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Have to go this

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: All this season

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_02]: The game's really

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Getting me through

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_02]: At this point

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It is

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It is

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: For sure

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a ton of fun

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_03]: You play it

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a card game

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And while you're

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Watching the movies

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_03]: You play cards

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_03]: As things are happening

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Get those points

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: You get points

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And winner takes all

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Losers do indeed walk

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: You can get this

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Deckthehumber.com

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Slash game

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You can get it right now

[00:04:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It is so much fun

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_03]: We're just happy

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_03]: We're just happy

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: To be a part of it

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: At this point

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Guys

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what I'm excited about

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_02]: No

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I've thought about it

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_02]: For a while

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I have no idea

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_02]: What you're excited about

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Christmas con's coming up

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_02]: In a few weeks

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Christmas con is coming up

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: In a few weeks

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Holy cow

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That still hasn't happened

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Has this

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_02]: We are going to be

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_02]: At Christmas con

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_02]: The whole time

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to see

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Macaulay Culkin

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And Home Alone

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Can you smoke in there

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_02]: In person

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Say what

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Can you smoke in there

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure Macaulay can

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to find out

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_02]: One way or the other

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_03]: But can we eat

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Little Debbie cakes

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean tell me

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_02]: We're not going to sit

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Outside of the

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_02]: New Jersey Convention Center

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_02]: And rip a few cigs

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_02]: One foot up on the building

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: You get it

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_02]: That would be such a great

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Look out for that video guys

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_03]: In a couple weeks

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Where it's just

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_03]: It comes around the corner

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_03]: We're just all shoveling

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Cakes into our mouths

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_02]: We've done so much

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: On this show

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: That my parents would be like

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't really love that

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I think if I smoked cigarettes

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: For a vlog

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I would hear from my parents

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_02]: You think so

[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_02]: My parents don't ever

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_02]: That's what it takes now

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_02]: About anything I say

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I'm an adult

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_02]: If we did a vlog

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Where we smoked cigarettes

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_02]: In Edison, New Jersey

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey kids

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Just for a bit

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean I'm not saying

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not here for it

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_02]: At some point

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to get

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Some pushback

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And I kind of

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I kind of am here for it

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_02]: The more I say it

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_02]: We're not even going

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_03]: To get to

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean we can smoke

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_02]: American spirits

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Those are pretty much

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Good for you right

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_03]: That's my understanding

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the way I understand it

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how they're

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Promoted

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to buy

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_03]: The best of both worlds

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And we do the sweet ones

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want a sweet cigarette

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't want a sweet cigarette

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_02]: No you do

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_02]: You want a swisher sweet

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't you

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I love a swisher sweet

[00:06:23] Hypothetically

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_01]: If I were to smoke

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_01]: This guy

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_01]: My friend

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_01]: If I did it

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_01]: If I did it

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_01]: If I did it

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_03]: You probably want

[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Like some weird flavors too

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Like a blueberry swisher sweet

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_03]: They surely

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_03]: They don't like that

[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Speaking of sweet stuff

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_03]: We got so many movies

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That we're going to be

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Reviewing this week

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_03]: You should check out

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Philo

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Philo.tv

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_03]: So many movies

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_03]: This is the time of the year

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Where Philo

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Philo always comes in clutch for us

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Because of what we do

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_03]: But

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Amazing

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't imagine life without Philo

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't matter

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_02]: It feels free

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_02]: At this point in the year

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I mean

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And we do need to say that

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_03]: It feels free

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_03]: It has paid for itself

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You're going to save money

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_02]: With the DVR

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_02]: The DVR

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_02]: You've watched Holiday Touchdown

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Three times already?

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Four

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Thought so

[00:07:12] [SPEAKER_02]: You getting back to real West?

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_02]: You getting back to real West

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_03]: One for each box

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Of Little WK

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Exams

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_03]: No

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't gotten back to

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Little WK

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Real West

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You didn't know the title

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll watch this again

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_03]: In the next month

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I will

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It is still on the DVR though

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi Aaron

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_00]: What if I told you

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_00]: There were eggnog cigars?

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Wait a second

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Naga clock?

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Clock it

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Really?

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_04]: How much are those?

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_02]: How much are those?

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I will do it

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Did they say it's a boy?

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_02]: That's just for the

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Double Decker group

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Aaron if you're in

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_02]: We will do a Naga clock

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And then do we need to get

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_03]: A massive

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Order

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What is it?

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_03]: The case

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it a dehumidifier?

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_03]: No it's a humidor

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Humidor

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Mother

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_03]: We could use a dehumidifier

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Probably

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_03]: A dehumidifier

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_03]: What the

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I honestly

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what it does

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_03]: One way or the other

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_03]: In regards to the cigar

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it a humidifier?

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It just looks cool

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_03]: What is it?

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Humidor

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Humidor

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a humidor basically

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Just to humidifier

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_03]: You hold out your red rag

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Right

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Did they say cigarette?

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Cigar

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a door that's just real humid

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Stupid

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Always sticks

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It's always stuck

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_00]: Do we want a 5, 10, or 20 pack?

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean a 5 pack probably is sufficient

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Unless you really want to go on a bender

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_01]: What's the pricing?

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean is there a deal for it?

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure you get a discount

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_00]: This website is sold out

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_00]: But I'll keep doing some work

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay well why did you even

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Why do they have the option?

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_03]: That stings

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it sold out of just

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Do they have a 20 pack available?

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I had to do the whole

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Like enter my birthday

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_00]: Promise that I'm legal

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_00]: Of course

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_00]: That whole rigmarole

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_03]: This is what's wrong with this country

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah absolutely

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_03]: The Christmas Quest

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Originally premiered on Hallmark Channel

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_03]: On December 1st, 2024

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And it went a little something like this

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_03]: The movie kicks off with Erin Cahill

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Sleuthing around

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And I'm very confused

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Because Erin Cahill is not Lacey Chabert

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_03]: She's climbing rocks with one hand

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And gets up on another rock

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_03]: With other rocks around it

[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And one of the rocks

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of like slides out

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And a message reveals itself

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And then a notebook appears

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And she's pumped

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And that's the Christmas Quest

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_03]: We're back in Boston, Massachusetts

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And Erin Cahill is back home

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_03]: With her daughter

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Her daughter gives her a compass

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And as a Christmas gift

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_03]: They cuddle up on the couch

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And Erin opens up the special book

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_03]: That she found

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Sharing a special story

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the Yule Lads

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Suddenly it's no longer

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Erin Cahill's reading the story

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Rather it's Lacey Chabert

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's reading

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's giving a lecture

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_03]: At Hearst College

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_03]: About her

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: The book that her mom found

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Lacey's name is Dr. Baxter

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Dr. Stephanie Baxter

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Her boss tells her

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_03]: That she should go find

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_03]: The Yule Lad treasure

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_03]: She's skeptical

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Skeptical saying that

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Treasure hunters have been

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Trying to find this treasure

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_03]: For years

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And her mom gave up

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_03]: It's impossible

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But he insists

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Presenting her with a map

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_03]: That might be helpful

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And suggests that she

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Try to find it

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_03]: During Christmas break

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Off she goes

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And she finds a box

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_03]: With a Yule horn in it

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty easily actually

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It's barely an inconvenience

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_03]: For her to find it

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_03]: The horn is the key

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_03]: To finding the rest

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the treasure

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_03]: But she can't read

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_03]: The languages on the horn

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_03]: On the horn?

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Get them on the horn

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Get them on the horn

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_03]: However

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_03]: She knows someone who can

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: It is her ex-husband

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Chase

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_03]: He's happy to see her

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Until he finds out

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_03]: That it's just because

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_03]: She needs him to

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Translate something

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Been there

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_03]: But when he realizes

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the Yule horn

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_03]: He can't help himself

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Then

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: When he finds out

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: That they're going to Iceland

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: To try to find

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: The rest of the treasure

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He also can't resist

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Chase

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Is on the case

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Off to Iceland

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: First stop

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Is a church

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Where they find

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Where they find

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_03]: A message

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Written on the bottom

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Of one of the tiles

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_03]: The second clue

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Is a very cryptic message

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_03]: About light

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: They notice that

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_03]: They are being watched

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_03]: By some people

[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_03]: As they are continuing

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Their journey

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_03]: They travel a couple

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Of hours

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_03]: To an amazing cave

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And find another clue

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_03]: That night

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_03]: They go to a bar

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And she talks to a friend

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_03]: About what happened

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Between them

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_03]: She loves Chase

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_03]: But he was never

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy with her

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And how devoted

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: She was to her work

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And her expeditions

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And so

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_03]: She just let him go

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: As the

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_03]: At the next hunt

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_03]: They get stuck

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_03]: In a cave

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_03]: One of the people

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_03]: That's been following them

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Agrees to help them out

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_03]: As long as they

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Throw up the book

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_03]: They do that

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_03]: They're saved

[00:11:46] [SPEAKER_03]: We then get

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: A montage

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Of them finding

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Another handful

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Of clues

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_03]: This montage

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Includes

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_03]: This montage

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Makes way

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_03]: For a baking sequence

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_03]: So we're all

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Better for it

[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_03]: The clues

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Ultimately

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Bring them

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_03]: To an art exhibit

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_03]: The only problem

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that it is closed

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Due to a fancy

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Christmas party

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_03]: They get dressed up

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And almost kissed

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_03]: But they're interrupted

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_03]: They head to the party

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And manage to sneak in

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_03]: They can't find

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_03]: The treasure anywhere

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they assume

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_03]: That it must be

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_03]: In storage

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_03]: They sneak a key card

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_03]: From Hendrick

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_03]: On the nines

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey everybody

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey Hendrick

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you said

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_03]: My name wrong

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Henrick on the nines

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry Henrick

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Henrick what's your

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Nine favorite things

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_03]: About Christmas time

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_04]: About Christmas time

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Nothing about Iceland

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_04]: In particular

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Five

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I got nine

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Favorite things

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_04]: About Iceland

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I love the ice

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I love it crush

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I love it crush

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I love it cute

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I love the big old blocks

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_04]: To make you a cocktail

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Other things

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I love about Iceland

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Reykjavik

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Is a fun word to say

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_04]: There's some things

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_04]: To leave you alone

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_04]: When you go

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_04]: On a very fun trip

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Iceland's here

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's cool

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Look at all the scenery

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not all ice

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Nine

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not all ice.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_04]: But a boom, boom, boom.

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_03]: So they get caught in the storage closet.

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_03]: So they just kiss to make the person go away.

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It works.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_03]: They find the final clue, and that's when the guy funding the quest shows up

[00:13:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and drops the bomb that he's going to call the buyer to meet them at the final destination.

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_03]: She says, I thought they were going to take this to a museum to help preserve history.

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_03]: He says, as if we're going to preserve history.

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_03]: So she says, I'm out of here.

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_03]: But Chase says, I'm still on the case.

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And they need somebody.

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: If you need someone to read something or whatever, I'm your guy.

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Turns out he just wanted to stay close to that.

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_03]: He could steal the clue back, which he does.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_03]: He meets back up with Stephanie.

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_03]: As they're on their way to the final destination,

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Stephanie realizes that she may have been wrong about it all along.

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_03]: They need to head to the first location because the first location is where you'll find the final thing.

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_03]: They get there.

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: They find another tunnel underground.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_03]: They figure out how to open the door.

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And on the other side, it is a Christmas wonderland full of Christmas trinkets.

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: They're both like, what the heck?

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_03]: This isn't treasure.

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_03]: This is just junk.

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_03]: But then she finds her mom's compass.

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And she realizes that her mom has already found all the clues before and has been in this room before.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: She realizes that her mom suddenly stopped treasure hunting one day.

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_03]: She must have learned that the real treasure is the people in your life, not actual treasure.

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_03]: She finds a note that her mom wrote her, and it means a lot to her.

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And they head out, and they hear the Yule lads laughing as the door shuts again.

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_03]: They kiss each other real big.

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_02]: They don't kiss other people.

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_02]: They do kiss each other.

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't confirm.

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_02]: They kiss.

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_02]: The wall.

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Each other real big.

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_03]: The best treasure that you can find.

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_03]: They go and they get some eggnog cigars.

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Cigars?

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_00]: It's not looking good at this point.

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_00]: And they kiss the boy.

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_00]: And that my friends was.

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_03]: The Christmas class.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: We did it.

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_03]: We did it.

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's take a quick break.

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll come back.

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll break this movie down with four segments here on.

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Take the hallmark.

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Always switch your sweets, you know.

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Always shouldn't be smoking it.

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[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a cigar, doesn't it?

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, hey, everybody.

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_02]: What's going on?

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_02]: How much money, Bride, to smoke a Swisher Sweet?

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Stem to stern.

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You've got to knock the whole thing out.

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know what that is.

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a gas station cigarillo.

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, let's be.

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a gas station cigarillo that costs a dollar and it's dirt cheap and tastes the same.

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_01]: You've got to inhale smoke into your lungs?

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_01]: There is an amount.

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_01]: There is an amount.

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Of course there is.

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you ever smoked a cigarette or a cigar?

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure he has.

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I was in a rock band.

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Bran, you haven't been around people who smoke cigarettes.

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not about being around people.

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_03]: You, personally.

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's going to try a little taste.

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's tried a little taste.

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_03]: A little puff.

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody's tried a little taste.

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Something about it was disgusting.

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know what it was, but something.

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't like the buzz on those.

[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for the hot take.

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_03]: It is where we share exactly how we felt about the Christmas quest.

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_03]: We do not hold back and I will start with you, Brian.

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian, what did you think about the Christmas quest?

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a Christmas quest.

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a Christmas quest.

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was pretty good for me.

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I really liked that animation that they did a tiny bit.

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Of the Yule Lads?

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the Lads.

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_01]: That was very cool.

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Like that, they slid right into that and it was really well done.

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted more of it, actually.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_01]: And the movie, it really kicked into high gear for me when the baddie, the rich baddie, kind

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_01]: of announced his intentions and Chris switched chase.

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_01]: He was on the case.

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_01]: He switched sides.

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, whoa.

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_02]: So the last 20 minutes.

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Like it really just kicked in.

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, this is what I've been waiting for.

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_01]: This is what we need more of.

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_01]: And it didn't last.

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_01]: They couldn't hold the action too, too long.

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_01]: But I did enjoy some of the authentic Icelandic-ness of it, being in Iceland.

[00:18:37] [SPEAKER_01]: The pubs and restaurants are very cool.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Come on.

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, I'm glad I watched it.

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_01]: It was definitely a different type of movie.

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Not overly Christmassy.

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_01]: But, you know, they still got the romance that the people are looking for.

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_01]: And a little quest.

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_01]: A little bit of a quest.

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_01]: An action.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_02]: A little quest.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_02]: More Christmas than quest is what you're saying.

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_01]: And I think I was looking for more of an action-packed quest than Christmas romance.

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_01]: But, you know.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I by and large disagree with Brian.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought this movie slapped pretty hard.

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And I thought that it was an appropriate amount of quest.

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And I thought all things considered, given this is a TV movie for 84 minutes, whatever it is.

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_03]: But they handled it pretty well.

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Because you either have to show all of the clues in great detail and then do no Christmas things,

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_03]: which people like myself have come to expect out of these movies.

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Or do what they did, which is show you a few, hook you in, which they did.

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought early on this movie with the quest stuff was crushing it.

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I was locked in.

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And then they do a fun little montage.

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And this is the first montage that I've seen from Hallmark in I don't know how long.

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Where I'm like, this was an actual montage used to move the story along.

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It wasn't just to be like, we did things.

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It was actual stuff.

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, hey, here's what's going on here.

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And I thought that it helped move the story along.

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Now, would I have liked them to have utilized the time spent after the montage to do something a little bit more entertaining than just doing an Icelandic treat?

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Baking it?

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_03]: But I did like those characters as well.

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_03]: So, like, and then the one thing that I'm still not 100% how I feel about it is the reveal of the treasure or lack of treasure.

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I don't hate it.

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't hate the message of it.

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But I keep thinking about what if there was an actual treasure?

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a bit of a downer, I think.

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_03]: So, I'm still not entirely sure.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I think I need to sit with it a little bit longer.

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_03]: This movie did just air last night.

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_03]: So, this is fresh.

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It's fresh, yeah.

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_03]: But I, overall, I really, really like this movie.

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And, you know, we've never seen Palaha and Chabert work together before.

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It was something that we thought would be pretty magical.

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And I think that it delivered on the magic.

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Those two are as good as it gets when it comes to this genre and this format.

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And I thought that it was so funny.

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_03]: The comedy, the little comedy bits they do together work really well.

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Overall, really, really big fan of this movie.

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Dano?

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think we're all going to say the same thing and just have slightly different takes

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_02]: saying the same thing.

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_02]: But this is a hard movie to do in 83 minutes.

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I think what dawned on me while watching this movie was this is why you don't see more of these.

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, if you don't watch much Hallmark, like when I started this job, I'm like,

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_02]: why don't they try this or this?

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a reason.

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_02]: There's 83 minutes and Hallmark has some non-negotiables.

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And I don't think the movie, I thought the movie got going long before the last 20 minutes.

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: But I thought it got going for the first 30 or 40 and then decided to stop for 20 to bake cookies.

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_02]: And I hated that.

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_02]: That, I think that's the big problem here is this movie starts to build some momentum with clues and keys and

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_02]: interpretations and traveling the globe.

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_02]: And then all of a sudden, because it's a Hallmark Christmas movie, they have to stop with these old folks and they have to bake and they have to just sit around and do Christmas stuff.

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't that life, though?

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, you got stuff to do and then you got to make some cookies.

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm not watching life, Brian.

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm watching a movie and I'd like to be entertained.

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I think the biggest problem with that is that this character of Dr. Stephanie would never do that.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Would never.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_03]: She's so devoted.

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I think that was part of what was tricky about it was I think most people, they do a thing.

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It's still Christmas.

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's do some stuff.

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a character that they have established as being somebody who will ignore literally everything else, including her marriage, for the sake of going on these adventures and trying to find these things.

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_03]: And so to have this thing where it's like, what can you do?

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's do this.

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's do this little thing.

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It was unrealistic to what we had learned about her character.

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Now, I'm not upset that it happened because I enjoyed it.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I hated that.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I hated that.

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, here's what I'll say.

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, okay then.

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I hated that 20 minutes.

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_02]: The other thing is it's really tough to get you to care about the thing.

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I had no interest.

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you mean by the thing?

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_02]: The thing that they're searching for.

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_02]: The Yule Lads?

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, Yule Lads.

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I had forgotten the name, literally the name of it.

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I wanted you to say Yule Lads.

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought the Yule Lads thing was overcomplicated.

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought having to find 13 clues and they need to find the thing that gives them the thing of the clues.

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought all that was really bad.

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, having said that, some things I really liked.

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of Indiana Jones touches in this movie.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_02]: A ton, in fact.

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I love that Lacey was the doctor of this history, archaeology or whatever.

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_02]: And Chris was not.

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_02]: And Chris has this fun laugh.

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_02]: He has this knack for adventure.

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_01]: He laughed so much.

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And it's clearly his thing in this movie.

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_02]: They also do the thing where the person that brings them the clue that allows them to find this is the bad guy.

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a classic indie bit.

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_02]: They have that chessboard thing.

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of Indiana Jones.

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They even mention Indiana Jones.

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_02]: The score for a lot of this movie feels like a public domain version of Indiana Jones.

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Obviously not going to be John Williams.

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I love that.

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Chris and Lacey, they're great.

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_02]: They're great.

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_02]: They're great.

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't understate that.

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_02]: There are a lot of leading dudes that are on the Hallmark Channel, and they all are wonderful, and they do their job admirably, and they have their thing.

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_02]: The best actor of the leading dudes is Chris Palaha.

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_02]: And people can say that you think we have some inside track or we're just dear friends, and that's why I'm saying it.

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_02]: This guy delivers a different character every time.

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_02]: He is the most well-rounded, widest spectrum actor that we have on the male side in Hallmark movies.

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_03]: He also is our supplier of all that delicious Hollywood blood that everybody's drinking.

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_03]: That's true.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a big Hollywood blood guy.

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_03]: He is a bit of a hookup for us.

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a hookup.

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_02]: No pun intended.

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_02]: But he's also really good.

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's tough.

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_02]: This movie also contains, and I can't believe it's gotten to me, this movie contains probably the best kiss of the Hallmark season.

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_02]: You said of the Hallmark season.

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the Hallmark season, yeah.

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_02]: The Hallmark season.

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_02]: This is the best kiss of the Hallmark season.

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I'll talk more about it in my feels.

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_02]: But if anybody thinks it's not, I don't know what to tell you.

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, come on.

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I think there are some things in this movie that really do work.

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it just, you can't make this movie in 83 minutes.

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Even with Lacey and Chris, I didn't care about the Yule lads.

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_02]: You took 20 minutes to do Christmas decorations and bacon cookies.

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And those two things really set it back.

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_02]: But the stuff that does work works exceedingly well.

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for All the Feels.

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_01]: We were talking about what this movie gave us feels of any sorts.

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Brian?

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the time we got to spend in those cozy little Icelandic pubs or restaurants, whatever they were, really had a good time there.

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I love those scenes.

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_01]: They looked so fun to be in.

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Such a great environment.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_01]: So anytime we were in there was great for me.

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: The locations in this movie are unbelievable.

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who scouted this.

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know who went out and found all these amazing caves and all these amazing spots.

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Not only do they look amazing, and so shout out to whoever scouted this movie, but also they did it.

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_03]: They freaking went out in Iceland to all of these locations.

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_03]: They had to get all of this gear out there.

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_03]: They could have, old Hallmark would have green screened it.

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And this movie doesn't green screen a thing.

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it looks great.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_03]: It looks amazing.

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It looks cold.

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_03]: All of these locations are phenomenal.

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And I've seen a couple of short little clips of them going out to some of these things, and it's kind of sketchy.

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_03]: You're on ice, and you're trying to get out there and do this stuff.

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And so kudos to the entire team for going out there and going to all of these incredible locations,

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_03]: because it really took the movie from here to there.

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It just really elevated it.

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_02]: It does matter.

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_02]: That stuff does matter.

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Listen, the kiss when they're about to find this door and they're about to get caught is unbelievable.

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_02]: If you've not seen Notorious Alfred Hitchcock, Cary Grant, Ingrid Birdman, great movie.

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_02]: That was also the most Chris Palaha thing of all time.

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: For him to look at you and be like, have you seen it?

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_02]: They're trying to hide, and Chris goes, Notorious, Alfred Hitchcock's Notorious.

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Have you seen it?

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Sounds like something Chris would do when Chris and myself talk movies, and it's great.

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_02]: But then he grabs her, dips her, kisses her.

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_02]: The guard's like, oh my gosh, I'm just here on two people making out.

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Brings her back up, and then makeup smudged, and she goes, I've got to see that movie.

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Perfect.

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Perfect.

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_02]: It's great.

[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Excellent television.

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Really well done.

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_02]: They nailed that.

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_02]: It's time for another break.

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It's time for another break.

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Are we Swedish chefs now?

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Screw the beat.

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you all my.

[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It's your Christmas break.

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Time for a break.

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Christmas break.

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_02]: It's the ultimate Christmas tradition live.

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Join Chevy Chase and his wife Janie on stage following a screening of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Chevy Chase will share stories from his career and answer your questions live in person.

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Brian, all the quotes.

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_02]: If that cat had nine lives, they lost them all.

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Other quotes we can't talk about on this show, but they're funny.

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_03]: We love it.

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a movie.

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_03]: There's not any movies, I think, around the holiday season that are quite as iconic as this movie.

[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_03]: People quote it all year, and you can quote it while you watch the movie.

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Dan, tickets are still available for screenings in Redding, Pennsylvania, Louisville, New Brunswick, St. Louis, Denver.

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Many more.

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Visit StandingOvationsLive.com for a full list of dates.

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_02]: And for those looking for an extra special experience, a limited number of VIP tickets are available, which include a post-show photo op with Chevy Chase himself.

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Tickets are selling fast.

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Visit StandingOvationsLive.com to get your tickets now.

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_02]: This is your chance to relive the laughs, celebrate the season with the man who brought it all to life.

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't miss a live conversation with Chevy Chase following a screening of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation coming soon to a theater near you.

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's make this holiday season Griswold-level epic.

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome back, everybody.

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_03]: It's your boys.

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Brian.

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Brian.

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Dan.

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_03]: You got it.

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank you.

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_03]: We're live right here.

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_03]: We're live.

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_03]: We're in Greenville, South Carolina.

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we are.

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Sure are.

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not Iceland.

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It isn't.

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Not anywhere close.

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's pretty close.

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what they've been saying.

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_03]: They have been.

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Similar to Iceland.

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Just think about it, everybody.

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's get to the way what.

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_03]: It's where we talk about what in this movie.

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_03]: We just go way what?

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Oursquake?

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian?

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Erin Cahill early on finds an ancient artifact, and then when we see her at home with her daughter,

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_01]: it's just sitting on the coffee table.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_01]: And if I found an ancient artifact and left it on the coffee table, it would be in my kid's backpack

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_01]: and left at school.

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, of course.

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't leave your artifacts laying around with kids.

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, with my kids, they know.

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_02]: They can see the stuff on the coffee tables.

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_02]: They know.

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_02]: They're like, that's an artifact.

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't touch it.

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't touch it.

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_02]: That's probably true of Grizz and Gab as well.

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Priceless.

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_02]: They love them.

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_03]: They love showing them off, and they have the proper respect.

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Two hands.

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_03]: They always wear gloves.

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_03]: All the time.

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Our six boys, none of them have ever broken a thing from a coffee table, and I can say that

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_02]: with full confidence.

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_01]: And so that's just, you can't do that.

[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_01]: When Chris threw his luggage at those two guys running after him, I laughed out loud.

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I laughed so hard.

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_02]: So great.

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think I've ever seen that move.

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_02]: It bought him.

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like Joe Vinter's development.

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It buys us two seconds.

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It bought him no time.

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_01]: And it wasn't like a shoulder bag.

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_01]: The loudest.

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a full, huge luggage.

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:31:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Packed suitcase with wheels.

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to just launch this thing.

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_01]: So funny.

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Hilarious.

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_01]: But you can't.

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, so maybe that should have been a feels.

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_01]: It's sort of a way why just because how you throw in that giant luggage.

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Only Chris.

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Only Chris.

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Only Chris.

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And they got into that formal invite only party using very Nordic names with very American

[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_01]: accents.

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they did.

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is what's wild about that is, is I really liked the move to get into the party.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_02]: How have I never seen that at a high school?

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Have you ever seen that?

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I've seen that.

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_02]: You do that?

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Do the fake name.

[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Or you look at the list.

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_02]: You look at the list and get it.

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I've never seen that before.

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I've seen that.

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where, but I knew that.

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I was familiar with that tactic.

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Briefly, you said you do that.

[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_02]: And I do want that on record.

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait a second.

[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_02]: And I just want to know, like, do you sneak into parties using names?

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Busted.

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_02]: That's how he gets into the trap door.

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_02]: 80% of the time, it works.

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_02]: That's why you smoke cigarettes.

[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_02]: That's you.

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Sometimes you have to.

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you were very vague on when you have smoked cigarettes.

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_01]: So this all makes sense.

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_01]: It is a trap door situation.

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_01]: And then at the event, they split up to look for the door.

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_01]: But right before they did that, Chris's character, Chase, he said,

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_01]: what does it look like?

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Or something along those lines.

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't know what it looked like.

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_01]: And then they split up to look.

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_01]: So you didn't know what he was looking for.

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You didn't know what he was looking for.

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I have a couple.

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_03]: One, she's like, I know who to get to translate this language.

[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Let me go make the pitch.

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: She goes and she says, hey.

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like, hey, how are you?

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And then the guy comes out from behind and he's like, did he say yes?

[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_03]: You got to give her a little time.

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_03]: But you can't just give her five seconds.

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_03]: You got to give her some time to make the pitch.

[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It was he's rash.

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I know he's excited, but he was rash.

[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_03]: They talk about how they got to get moving on this because the minute word gets out,

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_03]: everybody's going to be going at it.

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Where's the word getting out?

[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Where is this word?

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Did he start a rumor?

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Did he start a rumor that somebody found it?

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Did he accidentally post about it?

[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I goofed.

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It's all my stories.

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_03]: In 12 to 16 months, a paper is going to be released.

[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_03]: When word gets out, it's going to just we got to get we got to get here.

[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Reviewed, of course.

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm you know, there was some interesting wardrobe choices in this movie.

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_03]: None higher than something I've never seen before, which was like Lacey was rocking a tank top turtleneck.

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a wild move.

[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It was the only way that I can describe it.

[00:33:46] [SPEAKER_02]: It was like an off-the-shoulder turtleneck.

[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I was so confused by it.

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Off-one-shoulder turtleneck?

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I was so confused by it.

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And so if somebody could let me know what is it, I've never seen something like it before in my life.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a storage closet where they don't cover anything except the doors.

[00:34:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything else, leave it out, dust, who cares?

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_03]: But if it's an old door, put a sheet on that door.

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing, dust doesn't stick to anything else.

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Only doors.

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_03]: And that, I think, is one thing you learn.

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_02]: You tried to have a career in stand-up comedy, if I'm not mistaken.

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I did.

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And your tagline was put a sheet on that door.

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Put a sheet on that door.

[00:34:25] [SPEAKER_02]: It was, wasn't it?

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, I thought it was.

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought you remembered.

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I know.

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_02]: You didn't come to any of my shows.

[00:34:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I went to one, I heard the tagline.

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Word got out, man.

[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Word got out.

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe not.

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And then last but not least, if, you know, my mom died.

[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_03]: She's still with us.

[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_03]: If my mom died and I go on this treasure hunt inspired by my mother and I find this room

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_03]: and inside of the room is a note from my mom.

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I just wish it was a little longer.

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, is that selfish?

[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It was like two lines.

[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, hey, Anna girl, treasure what matters most, mom.

[00:35:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Love you.

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_03]: You could have.

[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going too fast.

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Just love you.

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I just, you know, I wish it was.

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I would have been like, that's it?

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_03]: This is it?

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Just a couple of lines?

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know.

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I would have.

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I would have.

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Just, if you have the paper, use the paper.

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Put a sheet on that door, mom.

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Put a sheet on that door.

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Put a sheet on that door.

[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Man, you can't take that from me.

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Dano?

[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_02]: So, at the beginning of this movie, when we see Erin Cahill with her daughter, who will

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_02]: one day be Lacey Chabert, the daughter's probably six or seven years old.

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_02]: And she gifts Erin Cahill this compass.

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_02]: That's how the movie starts.

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_02]: She goes, mom, here's your gift.

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_02]: And then she says, I got it engraved.

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Does she have an engraving guy?

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Does a six-year-old?

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Does the seven-year-old girl?

[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I took it to Tommy.

[00:35:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Let me call Tommy and get this thing engraved before I give it to my mom.

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I can't just give her a gift.

[00:35:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm seven for crying out loud.

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I got to get this thing engraved.

[00:36:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Every family needs an engraving guy.

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, you got to have an engraving guy.

[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_02]: And you need to teach your kids young.

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_02]: How to call the engraver guy.

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_02]: It's all important.

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_02]: It's very important is all I'm saying.

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_03]: You need to memorize my number and you need to remember Tommy's number for all your engraving

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_03]: needs.

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, those two numbers.

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Those two numbers are the only numbers you need to memorize.

[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Put a sheet on that door.

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_02]: So they find the secret treasure that you'll add.

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_02]: And if I understand this correctly, there's a line of people who protect the treasure from

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_02]: people who would utilize it for their own personal gain.

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_02]: But when they find out that you're worthy, then they're cool with you going in because

[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_02]: they know that when you see it, you'll know that it's all of the people that have found

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_02]: it have left something and you're supposed to leave something too.

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_02]: And there's really nothing to take.

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Flimsy, but great.

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_02]: How are all the lights working down there?

[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_02]: That's why I went to Walmart.

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_02]: How in the world, there are candles lit everywhere.

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Who went down and lit all the candles?

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Those candles can't burn forever.

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Go down there.

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Turn those on and light those batteries.

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't let those candles, please.

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_03]: We got two coming in hot.

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_03]: They're electrical.

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_03]: We got two people coming in hot.

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_03]: They're worthy.

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_03]: I repeat, they are worthy.

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_02]: We have two worthy cameras.

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Put a sheet on that door over.

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_02]: There's 10 candles.

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_02]: There's all these lights.

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a secret treasure.

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't...

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_02]: That didn't make any sense to me.

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_02]: That's a false alarm.

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_02]: These people suck.

[00:37:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead and turn those lights off.

[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_03]: We don't need them anymore.

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Slide those candles.

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Put a sheet on that door.

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Sad gum it, guys.

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Stop it.

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_02]: One more.

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_02]: When we meet Chris Pallala, he's a guy that owns...

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_02]: He owns a museum but works at his parents' Christmas tree farm.

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_02]: And he says, I'll go with you to Iceland if you buy all the trees on my lot.

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_02]: To which our soon-to-be-bad guy says, do you take personal checks?

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I would hope not.

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I would hope not.

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Listen.

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Last check's gonna bounce.

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_02]: In this day and age?

[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_02]: In this day and age?

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_02]: No!

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_02]: You can't write a check?

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Give me a card or cash.

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_02]: All those fees?

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Leave it on the doorstep and get the heck out of here.

[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_02]: That guy, a personal check from that guy?

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, who knows?

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_02]: That's not gonna clear.

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_02]: That's good.

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_02]: It's good for it.

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_02]: For that much money?

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_02]: He can't clear that much money.

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_02]: No way.

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_02]: In a few thousand bucks?

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_03]: In Chris's defense, that guy is British.

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but he's a bad guy.

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_02]: He's got the funds.

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_03]: He never got that money.

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't think so?

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't know.

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not even my homework.

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It is time for it, though.

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_03]: It's time for what the homework's for.

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_03]: We wonder what could have been.

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe we have to get some clarinating questions that we still have.

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_03]: What are we still wondering about?

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what we want to talk about right now.

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Brian, go ahead.

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was wondering about the electricity in the caves.

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_01]: But another one I had was Chris.

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_01]: When he got that piece of paper that could only display the message by firelight,

[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_01]: how did he know to do that?

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Was there something that I missed where he knew?

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_01]: They saw it.

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_01]: It was singed already.

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_01]: It was singed, but still risky.

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Risky, if that thing catches on fire and it's gone, you're done.

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I think once you watch National Treasure a handful of times,

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_02]: you're now an expert on those things.

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, right.

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so I haven't seen it enough.

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Aaron can confirm, yes?

[00:39:09] Yeah.

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, of course.

[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_00]: So that's my fault, Dan.

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_00]: Not pressure.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Up to speed on it.

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_01]: And just put a sheet on it.

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_00]: Surprise, it's one of your Christmas gifts.

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, thank God.

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_02]: If you get it for brands, so help me.

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_00]: You gave me some toilet paper?

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_00]: It's to replace the calendar I can't get for Dan.

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's right.

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Of course.

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm going to get a Christmas cardigan and brands getting the Declaration of Independence.

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_03]: And then I'll get that for you too.

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_03]: And then you just give it to me.

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, fair.

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a switcheroo.

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_00]: Are we both stealing the Declaration of Independence?

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_02]: He's going to give it to me after you get to Dan.

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm giving it to Dan.

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a double gift situation.

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a free kick.

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, brand knows there's only one.

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Or is there?

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he doesn't know that.

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_03]: You just showed your naivete.

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_02]: You've been really going to the naivete well lately.

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_02]: The last week and a half, you've been guns blazing with that word.

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I have it right here.

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Tattooed right there.

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I got a tattooed naivete.

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's spelled phonetically, of course.

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, man.

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_03]: So, you know, I know that our guy.

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good tattoo.

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I know that.

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I know that.

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Three E's.

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Naivete phonetically.

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_02]: V-U-H-T-A-Y.

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_02]: That's up there with regerts.

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Regerts.

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_02]: All right.

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Go ahead, Brandon.

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I know that our guy Chase.

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a sheet on that door.

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you done?

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm done.

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I know that our guy Chase was a last minute addition to this event.

[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_03]: The guy, you're either good for a personal check or you're not to that point.

[00:40:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And the guy that you can trust with a personal check could also just add one more hotel room,

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_03]: right?

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, it's like, our hands are tied.

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Our hands are tied.

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_03]: We already did it.

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_03]: There's no room.

[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_03]: That guy would have been able to add.

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_03]: They knew what they were.

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_03]: He could find a room.

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_03]: They could find a room somewhere.

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_03]: That guy could find a room.

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_03]: That guy could find a room.

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_03]: For sure.

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_03]: For sure.

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Dano?

[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Mine is, I think, what we all should have been asking, which is, in this town where the

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Yule Lads are popular, every year 13 men get to dress up like these Yule Lads, and they

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_02]: are very clear that only 13 men do it, which means there is a selection process of some sort.

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_02]: There is an agreement over who gets to or who has to.

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Which one's bowl licker?

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Somebody has to be bowl licker, and there's only one.

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Which one's bowl lickers?

[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_02]: There's only one person licking them bowls.

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_02]: There's it.

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_02]: It's the way the Yule Lads would have wanted it.

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Is there a tryout?

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Is there like a whole weeks of working to try to be a Yule Lad?

[00:41:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Does everybody not want to do it?

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it like a Hunger Games thing?

[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_03]: The tryout for bowl lickers just going nuts.

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Nuts on bowls.

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_02]: No!

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, we can't do that.

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_01]: That's worse than what you started with.

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no kidding.

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Was that yesterday?

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It might have been.

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_03]: We did it, everybody.

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Congratulations to us.

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yay!

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Good news.

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_03]: We're back tomorrow.

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_03]: We're back today after that.

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_03]: The day after that until forevermore.

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Until the end of time.

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Until we put a sheet on that door.

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Nicely done.

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Until then, maybe the first to wish you to put a sheet on that door!

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Deck the Hallmark is a Bramble Jam podcast.

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_02]: It's produced by Aaron Shea.

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[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for listening or don't listen.

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It's really up to you at this point.

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It's at the end of the show.

[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, you're listening to me.

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Hi.

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But here they come.

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I promise they're coming.

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Here they are.

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Happy day.