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[00:00:00] Hi, I'm Erin and I have the best breakfast cereal list. Hi, I'm Bran and Erin does not have the best breakfast cereal list
[00:00:08] I do I'm Dan and Bran nor Erin have the best breakfast cereal list because I do and this
[00:00:37] Oh my goodness
[00:00:42] Intro was better. It was better. We've got one down now and so it's good
[00:00:46] We are working on so many of you. They loved it. They love the dis list
[00:00:50] That was the early reviews were love it. Love it. Those are the earlier. Yes, that's right
[00:00:56] And the only thing that people said is I wish that there was a way to
[00:00:59] Less Ryan more Aaron more and one. Yeah, and then visually and so
[00:01:05] Visually individually
[00:01:07] Visually visually make it make it strike you went back to the drawing board of construction paper and came up with this
[00:01:16] Tech idea I said Aaron Europe next for this list
[00:01:19] You can do it on whatever you want it to do, but if there's not construction paper involved, then we're not doing it
[00:01:25] So if you're watching on filo file, I'll give you a slash DTH
[00:01:28] You can see that behind us pastels some amazing colors
[00:01:33] Yeah, and one by one Aaron is going to reveal her list of my top 10 breakfast cereals breakfast cereals
[00:01:40] This is this is real. It's not just my top 10. I was telling brand before we started this
[00:01:45] This is the best list of cereal you guys will have zero changes and I want to be very clear
[00:01:50] We did not give Aaron this topic Aaron was like I want to talk about
[00:01:55] Breakfast cereal that's what I want to do
[00:01:58] There was a conversation had in the office where different topics for potential dis lists were thrown out
[00:02:03] Right cereal was mentioned and as soon as I heard cereal I said if I am NOT on that episode
[00:02:09] I do quit Wow
[00:02:10] I think a lot of people thought maybe this was only gonna be list of movies would make a lot of so we say why
[00:02:16] Why do that when there's so many other things? Can I tell you this sidewalk? I was top 10 sidewalks
[00:02:22] We made to get clean
[00:02:25] Dan and I did have an episode of top 10 parlor donut flavor Wow turns out
[00:02:30] It's like a 20-way tie 20-way tie for second behind Sandy Beach at one. Yes
[00:02:34] So that didn't go to air it was two minutes
[00:02:36] There's nothing we could do we agreed we shook hands. That was the
[00:02:40] yes, uh
[00:02:41] the I gotta be honest I was researching this and I
[00:02:46] Realized that I don't have a lot of strong
[00:02:49] This has to be in their feelings as much as I have strong this can't be in there, okay
[00:02:54] Yeah, do you know I mean?
[00:02:55] I have strong it needs to be in there and I I'm I am very hopeful that she's gonna get this right
[00:03:02] But yeah, there's some cereal that doesn't go over the rules real quick
[00:03:05] Yes, of course Aaron is gonna get to show us her list ten to one
[00:03:09] We will comment after each one our thoughts on that cereal and whether or not it should be in the list all that good stuff
[00:03:16] at the end
[00:03:17] Dan I are each gonna get to make some changes to said list
[00:03:21] We are each gonna get to do two flip them and to replace them
[00:03:26] that's right, and so then there will be two totally separate lists from Aaron and
[00:03:31] Fun little thing here Aaron's gonna give her thoughts on which of those lists she likes more
[00:03:36] But also the link in the description is gonna take you to a poll
[00:03:39] Where you can vote on which of the list do you think is the best?
[00:03:43] and
[00:03:45] Afterwards if you want to go to our social media at Hallmark podcast Dan you and I are both going to share our top lists
[00:03:53] Yeah, so lots to go on here
[00:03:56] Versus if we ever have Missy Elliot as a guest she will be able to flip it in reverse yes
[00:04:00] Which okay? We can't we can't good for us to know we can't do that
[00:04:05] That's only misdemeanor only she can do that now one other thing brand. This is very important
[00:04:11] Here on the dis list best equals favorite, that's right
[00:04:14] You know that we're bringing in experts those two words are interchangeable if you're upset because you're like it's my favorite
[00:04:20] But not the best well if it's your favorite you all know is your best
[00:04:23] Think it's the best for the purposes of this list so don't try this thing where you're like
[00:04:28] It's either best or favorite it is both of those things and that's right
[00:04:32] That's why we do the show that Dan was so so in awe that Ryan would have space jam at number
[00:04:38] Seven as the best because he's wrong
[00:04:41] But to him
[00:04:43] It does star the loony features and to him to him it works
[00:04:47] It is the best and so Aaron what makes you
[00:04:51] An expert on cereal why you today?
[00:04:56] Well first because of my blazer. I am an expert in all things today
[00:05:00] Alright blazer got it
[00:05:02] We don't have blazers on yeah, if you put a blazer on you can get away with being an expert in most fields
[00:05:08] Expert is just my unabashed love for cereal. I could eat cereal three times a day
[00:05:15] I could eat it and count it as dinner
[00:05:17] At any given time even now at the age of 33 there are at least four different cereals in my house
[00:05:25] and I live alone, so
[00:05:27] No one is that much cereal
[00:05:28] But I apparently do and you and then my kids who have four or five boxes of cereal at all times
[00:05:34] You know they're gonna win eight year old boys, and I am a single 33
[00:05:39] Okay, there's not many foods that are perfect
[00:05:43] for breakfast and for late-night snack and
[00:05:47] Waffle house cereal and cereals one of those things I could I crave
[00:05:52] Cereal when I wake up in the morning, and I crave it at 11 p.m.. And I do love it
[00:05:59] Perfect I feel like I'm not qualified to be on this panel
[00:06:03] I love cereal. I love cereal my biggest concern here is that there's gonna be a bunch of healthy crap on this list
[00:06:11] I have I am pretty
[00:06:14] I don't know I
[00:06:17] Have a lot of opinions on what qualifies as a cereal and if it's like a brand or a nut those are cereals
[00:06:24] But they are they couldn't be shouldn't be a cereal
[00:06:27] I think you're gonna throw one of those on just to make let's just see what happens gonna
[00:06:30] Do and I think my big thing is there is one cereal that is popular that I hate
[00:06:34] And I don't want it on this list
[00:06:37] And I just
[00:06:39] It probably is on the quantum Phoenix quantum Phoenix is not I just assumed you know yeah
[00:06:45] It's here was pulled from the shelves. What was the that's right medical if you would like to see
[00:06:50] This list in its entirety followed up TV such DTH
[00:06:53] You'll be able to follow along as Aaron unveils her list which she's about to do with number 10
[00:06:59] Cracking this is very exciting number 10 is oh, I said, let's get it cracking Wow
[00:07:07] Rice crispy
[00:07:10] Yes, this one is on the list it's not
[00:07:15] Always my first choice, but there is a lot you can do with the rice krispies. I
[00:07:20] Feel like I was kind of thinking about this list like what are the ten cereals if I only could eat ten cereals for the
[00:07:25] Your criteria was yeah, I was like if I could only eat
[00:07:29] I mean when Brant asked me to do this I was like hey bring your list
[00:07:34] Right off the bat. I had 13 so I had to knock a couple down
[00:07:37] So it was really like out of these 13 if I can only eat 10 for the rest of my life
[00:07:41] What are they that's the way you do it? I do need rice krispies treats in my life
[00:07:46] But that's not cereal at that point. That's a desert, but I do also have
[00:07:51] When I was younger
[00:07:52] I used to spend weekends with my aunt my parents would go away for the anniversary and I would spend weekends with my aunt and we
[00:07:57] Would eat rice krispies treats rice krispies cereal together
[00:08:00] So every time I eat this cereal, I do think of my aunt and so it's a fun memory. It's a delicious food
[00:08:07] It's number 10. It's rice krispies at number 10 brain. What do you think? I have a hard time with it. I do
[00:08:12] Like the treats I like what you can do with this era
[00:08:16] I like that. The cereal is multifaceted and that you can just eat it with milk, but do people do that?
[00:08:23] I think most people
[00:08:25] Create the treats that you can make the tree with the rice krispie
[00:08:29] Get in a square take it to go have yourself a good day
[00:08:34] And so I don't know if it would have made my top 10
[00:08:36] Honestly, I don't know if I've ever actually eaten a bowl of rice krispies
[00:08:40] I've had hella treats hella treats, but have I had a bowl of rice treats?
[00:08:45] I'm not sure. Yeah
[00:08:52] Unbelievable, I wish you would have brought little samples for us that really would have brought it home
[00:08:56] Well, I'm gonna blame the patriarchy or somebody but cereals like five or six dollars a box and you have four boxes in your pantry
[00:09:03] Man, you're we pay you a lot of money. Thanks Obama
[00:09:05] I will say what's currently in my house are not brand name and they are from all the okay
[00:09:11] There you go
[00:09:13] And those all four of those would be better than this pick
[00:09:17] It's a bad. You don't like this. It's a terrible pick
[00:09:20] It is only not terrible compared to the brink pick of last week at 10
[00:09:24] This is a classic gotta church it up cereal you if you're gonna eat rice krispies, you got to church it up
[00:09:31] You got it. You mean by that? You got to put some sugar in there
[00:09:34] Yeah, you got to put some fruit in there. You got to put rice crispy
[00:09:39] Sugar right it is not a cereal that is it's not a turn on the picture
[00:09:45] They got strawberries and rice crispy treats
[00:09:51] Over there
[00:09:52] Is like we all know what you're here for you're here for the crispy box knows that this is not a turnkey cereal
[00:09:58] You don't take this box off the shelf pour your bowl pour some milk spoon and you're good. It doesn't work
[00:10:03] It's you gotta have something else there and it just wouldn't have made my list because of that and so I'm a little worried right
[00:10:10] Now at where we're going based upon number 10
[00:10:14] Because I would never eat rice krispies bought rice krispies. Yes
[00:10:22] Number nine, let's move to number nine. See if it gets better before it gets worse number nine on Aaron's list of best cereals
[00:10:31] tricks
[00:10:35] Silly rabbit, that's a cereal
[00:10:39] Tricks ain't no desserts on that board. That's just a bunny with a bunch of cereal. That's right
[00:10:45] Yeah, so tricks has always been one of my favorites it fell off because a few years ago
[00:10:49] They redesigned it and so they were just colored balls of and like I missed the fruit shapes
[00:10:55] Yeah
[00:10:59] According to target
[00:11:01] Fruit shapes are back and number nine
[00:11:04] You know tricks are for kids
[00:11:07] Here we go. You know what one of the
[00:11:10] side things I love about
[00:11:13] Cereals are the marketing strategies and I don't know
[00:11:17] What happened in the room that day that they came up with the tricks rabbit and silly rabbit tricks are for kids
[00:11:24] I mean
[00:11:25] There's not I mean how many marketing strategies sit with you like that
[00:11:29] Like is grilled into your brain if you just imagine like a boardroom and it's like he's a tiger. He's gonna go great
[00:11:36] Okay, that makes sense. Okay, we've decided to make lucky charms offensive
[00:11:40] It's a tiny leprechaun and they're always after his lucky charms. Yeah, okay great
[00:11:44] Hey, what if the rabbit says he's stealing this cereal?
[00:11:48] Kids go you're silly. This is just for kids. Just a kid cereal. I believe tricks is for everyone
[00:11:55] I agree with that. I love tricks. Honestly, I'm so mad. You didn't bring samples
[00:12:01] I haven't really even thought about tricks in a while and now looking at it. My mouth is beginning to salivate
[00:12:06] I am going to the store after this and buying some tricks
[00:12:10] A wonderful pick a classic pick
[00:12:14] Are you gonna text your wife be like don't worry? I got dinner
[00:12:19] It's not a trick
[00:12:22] I gotta be honest. I'd forgotten all about tricks. I always when I think of the fruity cereal
[00:12:27] I don't think of tricks
[00:12:29] In fact, if you had asked me if tricks was a pretty cereal I would have been like I don't know
[00:12:34] So I don't taste like fruit right like that
[00:12:39] I know that they're just there are three or four fruity cereals. I would have above tricks
[00:12:46] Sweetened corn puffs there you go
[00:12:48] Naturally and artificial gotta have my tricks. Uh, no that sounds like a different show
[00:13:00] Gotta have my tricks. Yeah, put my thing down flip it and reverse it
[00:13:03] I don't like this pick either but you know what? I'm not had tricks in a while. Maybe I just forgot about it
[00:13:08] So there's that I do have to just say really
[00:13:12] Great
[00:13:14] How wonderful this is looking if you're watching on phylo it's popping it looks great a whole new element to this program
[00:13:22] Yeah, really? Well, I think of construction. We're gonna have to it looks like good limbs are measured. I know actually to the construction paper
[00:13:31] Could we have done it like digitally or something? Yeah, probably but this is fun
[00:13:36] So now we have like six hours notice
[00:13:39] This is what you did right the synopsis that one time
[00:13:44] We're gonna have to
[00:13:46] Fly everyone in that joins us for the distance just for this
[00:13:49] Well, I mean we you know PowerPoint the technology is not quite there. It's not there when it gets there though
[00:13:53] There's something about the physical reveal that it is really nice. It's very nice. Great speaking of that nice physical reveal
[00:14:06] Physical reveal the colored balls
[00:14:08] number eight number eight top ten best cereals is
[00:14:14] Oh
[00:14:16] No
[00:14:18] honey combs honey combs, honey
[00:14:22] Combs is fascinating. So we're running out of good cereals. Go ahead and explain yourself honey combs
[00:14:29] There is something about the taste of honeycomb that it's made of real honey. It says it right there
[00:14:34] Mine comes good. It is just really good
[00:14:38] Yeah, I don't want to ever live in a world without honey come cereal you don't want to live in a world without honeycombs here
[00:14:45] As brand is looking at tricks and he's getting excited
[00:14:49] He's gonna go buy a box like I'm looking at honeycomb and the flavor of honeycomb is just so nostalgic and so sweet
[00:14:54] And I'm like, yeah
[00:14:55] I might go by the store get that on the way home if you don't want to answer this question
[00:14:59] You can say no comment. Is this the only
[00:15:02] Cereal on your list where honey is the predominant flavor? No. Okay. Yeah. Okay. That's all I needed. I'm okay with this
[00:15:09] I'm okay with this if this is where it is and
[00:15:12] You know, I like honey comes more than these other two cereals. So yes, I do
[00:15:17] Give me honey comes over tricks and rice krispies. So I don't have a problem there
[00:15:21] I have a problem at 9 and 10
[00:15:22] But the fact that 8 is better
[00:15:25] Gives me a little bit of encouragement
[00:15:27] That we're moving in the right direction and maybe I can just take those two off with my to sweat my to
[00:15:33] Change them up. I think a big part of this is that I'm looking at is
[00:15:38] Why I kind of forgot about this cereal because I actually did go through a honeycomb phase
[00:15:43] When I was a kid where it was like I ate it a lot and then I kind of forgot about it
[00:15:47] There's not there's not a memorable marketing strategy with the honeycombs. We got the rabbit. We got the right
[00:15:53] They had one. Okay, they say honey comes a bunch like honey comes honey comes
[00:15:58] gremlin like monster and
[00:16:01] They had like a computer game and I did really like the computer didn't take off because it's no
[00:16:06] Box like her couple years in the 90s and then it went away but like in the box you got the CD-rom
[00:16:12] You know
[00:16:14] Rom there was a period of time where cereal marketing was insane
[00:16:22] Put stuff in boxes that they had no business putting in them. They used to also in cereal boxes giveaway
[00:16:28] AOL like yeah
[00:16:34] Trish's sweetened corn and oat cereal corner here says for education
[00:16:43] Okay, I love that that's really nice who doesn't love a good box top which I still don't really get like what it
[00:16:49] They are it's like hey if you cut a little thing turn all these in then you'll get
[00:16:59] To buy the cereal so they're not making the donation you are anyway any whom any comb
[00:17:05] Come I do like this cereal. I definitely went through a phase
[00:17:08] But I did forget that it existed
[00:17:10] So we have the dis list to remind
[00:17:14] I don't know if I've had cereal in a decade. But what I will tell you is is this is the first
[00:17:21] Cereal that appeared on the screen up here that I was like I could go for a bowl of those
[00:17:25] It's the first one
[00:17:29] I could do that
[00:17:32] Now occasionally I'll take a handful of my kids cereal and just chug it in my mouth
[00:17:35] I will say that but I've not had sat down with a bowl milk spoon
[00:17:41] If your kids read a bowl of Rice Krispies, you're not reaching in the box right now
[00:17:45] Yes, I am correct. Absolutely. That's number eight. Let's do one more and then we'll we'll take a break break number seven
[00:17:53] on Aaron's list of top 10 sales, okay is
[00:17:59] Berries yeah, it's important. It's important distinction. It's not all berries. It's not kept in crunch berries. I
[00:18:06] Love Captain Crunch Captain Crunch. I'm so sorry
[00:18:10] Thanks. Yeah, but I do
[00:18:12] This cereal is currently in my house. I had this for dinner two nights ago
[00:18:17] Is it all these brain? Is it like?
[00:18:27] But I do I mean I will eat Captain Crunch it's delicious I love it
[00:18:32] But the berries I think just give it a fun little something extra
[00:18:36] It's like a cream
[00:18:38] I'm creaming that cereal but berries
[00:18:42] Yeah, I
[00:18:44] Really have a lot to say about that. You can't have I don't think you can have a cereal is without some sort of Captain Crunch
[00:18:49] And oops all berries doesn't count because there's no
[00:18:53] actual
[00:18:58] So just a trick spot I'm gonna go first here
[00:19:00] This is top five cereal
[00:19:02] Captain Crunch berries top five cereal the base of the Captain Crunch is as important as the berries the two together is what give it
[00:19:09] Such a great flavor
[00:19:11] Definitely want a bowl of this cereal. This cereal is amazing big fan only critique is it can cut up the roof of your mouth
[00:19:19] It can cut up the roof of your mouth. It's still a top five cereal for me. I'd probably have it at four I think
[00:19:26] So this is a good pick. It's a good selection. We're on the right track. We're doing things
[00:19:30] Feel better about what's going on now? I'm getting excited about cereal
[00:19:40] This was not a popular cereal in the Greyhouse growing up for some reason
[00:19:44] I don't know why I know people love the Captain Crunch
[00:19:48] Many people saying Captain Crunch very many people say is the best. Okay, good. I just didn't really have a lot and
[00:19:54] But I you know looking at it. I like it. I'm not upset that it's on there
[00:19:59] I think one my big takeaway so far is shout out to the sweetened corn and oat industry much every
[00:20:05] Every cereal is just sweetened corn and oat. How can we jazz it up? Yeah
[00:20:11] Rabbit
[00:20:12] Well, I go create a character. Yeah, his name's Captain Crunch. Yeah, and he has a past don't ask
[00:20:19] Hey, what I'm learning here is is that you are just down for cereal
[00:20:24] You're all every cereal. You've been like I'm not mad about
[00:20:29] Cereal
[00:20:31] Yeah, I like it I like it a lot I
[00:20:35] Will say of the three of these this is surprisingly the one that I've had the least Captain watch
[00:20:40] Crunch I know would you have the other three ahead of it?
[00:20:43] I don't know if I would even have it on there to be honest with him
[00:20:47] You you don't you don't even get it. You don't even get it. You don't understand how this works
[00:20:52] I mean, I'll have to figure it out because we're gonna have to do our list over on the socials, but
[00:20:58] I'll think about it
[00:21:00] Yes
[00:21:03] Thank you so much
[00:21:20] Welcome back dis listers dissers
[00:21:24] Dissers
[00:21:26] Yes, we'll get there this is the program where someone brings a list and the rest of us diss it that's right
[00:21:33] Dis their little cool cool turn of phrase from 30 years ago
[00:21:38] People were like what's the name about you're too old or too young
[00:21:44] Alive in the 90s just got dissed
[00:21:47] All right, let's get back to it top 10 cereal or 10 rice krispies number nine tricks number eight
[00:21:54] Honeycombs number seven the captain crunch
[00:21:57] berries
[00:21:59] number six
[00:22:01] You want me to do it since you're right since I'm right here. Oh
[00:22:05] My gosh
[00:22:08] Number five is lucky
[00:22:10] Five is lucky
[00:22:14] Not not a top five cereal not a top five
[00:22:19] Yeah
[00:22:21] It's just a classic cereal we ate this a lot growing up
[00:22:25] big fan of the heart stars and horseshoes clovers and balloons pots of golden rainbows and the red balloon and the
[00:22:31] Terrible depiction of Irish people
[00:22:34] I think they should be so lucky this leprechaun
[00:22:39] This leprechaun is
[00:22:43] Like the Trix rabbit he has the lucky charms he has them
[00:22:48] Yeah, those are his yes, and they're all
[00:22:51] People are trying to take on you charm. Yes, well see the leprechaun say yeah
[00:22:56] I know I'm after those lucky charms. I
[00:22:59] Love this cereal. I eat it all the time. I've had it this week I
[00:23:06] Adore lucky charms, and I you know what I'm happy that it's right by me
[00:23:11] So I could just kind of go in and grab it
[00:23:14] I love lucky charms. I think it's the perfect cereal
[00:23:16] I think it does everything that you want and I know Dan and what Dan's about to say and
[00:23:23] the marshmallows rule and
[00:23:26] I don't ever seek out just the marshmallows
[00:23:31] But on the occasions
[00:23:33] Yeah, I know but on the occasions that people send me just a marshmallow
[00:23:38] I chop them up with a credit card and mainline them through my nose
[00:23:45] That's good cereal I love the marshmallows
[00:23:48] I've gone through different phases throughout my childhood of how I would eat lucky charms sometimes
[00:23:53] I would separate them just so I can really enjoy the marshmallows. I'm obviously now. I'm an adult. I just eat it like normal
[00:24:00] But I love I love the marshmallows. I love lucky charms
[00:24:05] Really disappointed that it's not a top five here, and I'm disappointed. It's on the list at all. I hate lucky charms
[00:24:10] It's crazy that we're friends
[00:24:13] Lucky charms as a cereal sucks
[00:24:15] I gotta be honest liking lucky charms, and you know liking lucky charms tells people everything
[00:24:21] I fun fact I don't let my kids have lucky charms for breakfast
[00:24:25] It's not like I don't give it to they ask and I say no
[00:24:29] It's not cuz I'm a health nut. It's cuz I just draw the line of marshmallows for breakfast so sue me
[00:24:35] I don't know I
[00:24:38] Nothing is worse
[00:24:40] I'm not this different conversation. I probably should let him eat it different conversation
[00:24:44] personally
[00:24:46] Nothing is worse to me than a freeze-dried marshmallow. I don't know I hate it
[00:24:52] About it it ruins the cereal oh my god
[00:24:55] this is a bad idea for a cereal with freeze-dried marshmallows and a
[00:25:00] Unfortunate campaign we have fixed a lot the washing redskins change their name
[00:25:05] How are we still doing this listen if the Irish community would like to make it sure I I've not heard one
[00:25:12] Pushback really from an actual Irish person, okay?
[00:25:16] I'm right here. I'm just I'm just saying Aaron speaks for all Irish people
[00:25:20] We're okay with the 12 inch tall leprechaun smaller than the bowl of cereal and freeze-dried marshmallows. It's not the leprechaun
[00:25:27] I wish I could say it was I wish I it's the marshmallows. I hate it
[00:25:31] I knew it was gonna be on this list gotta be honest
[00:25:34] Thrilled it's not top five you're gonna have to make some really good. I am because I am
[00:25:40] Hate it, but it's not in the top five it could be worse
[00:25:44] The fact that this is the top five kind of is a win for me
[00:25:47] But if I make him on list this isn't even top 20 Wow
[00:25:52] Wow
[00:25:53] They're always after me like it
[00:25:56] I'll take yours if you're not gonna give them to your kids. I'll take them
[00:26:00] I'll take the boxes my kids live in a tough household no family sized
[00:26:05] Big giant size any size will do week you said I have had them this week, and I will have them tonight
[00:26:14] I have the lucky charms in house, so I will probably stick with lucky charms
[00:26:21] This is one for you right, this is your one
[00:26:25] Yeah, probably yeah, yeah, this is number one zero for brain
[00:26:28] We've had this conversation before we knew it going in we knew what was gonna happen
[00:26:31] Six is about the best place it could be considering that where I want the cereal and when you want
[00:26:37] Let's let's see what happens here. We're going to the top five now
[00:26:41] Row number one is done. Let's go to row number two if you're watching on file a file. I'll tell you this GT
[00:26:45] H number five okay
[00:26:48] Reese's
[00:26:50] Reese's Reese Reese's that's Reese's puffs Reese's puffs Reese's Reese over there. You made some
[00:26:56] Poverty's
[00:26:59] Reese'd you make some puffs
[00:27:02] Everyone knows it's Reese's Reese's weirdos by Dave Reese's like look it up
[00:27:09] Aaron I
[00:27:11] Mean, I think this is a cereal that speaks for itself you have the chocolate you have the peanut butter mix it with the bowl
[00:27:17] Of cereal throw some milk in here me like no notes like it's delicious
[00:27:22] top five zero
[00:27:24] Yeah, yeah, it's a Reese cup cereal guys
[00:27:29] What are we doing here?
[00:27:32] About it like it's just as soon as they put the box on the shelf the game was over
[00:27:36] It's a top five series newer is it newer one. It's only like it's under 20 years old, right?
[00:27:42] It's yeah, it's happened in I think it came out within my lifetime. Yeah, I think it came on the early 2000s like 2006 7 8
[00:27:48] I could be wrong. Maybe it's early
[00:27:50] Poster of vintage cereal boxes covers like on my wall at home
[00:27:58] This is a good question and while you're looking at my expert I'll go I
[00:28:03] Guys, I have a confession to make yeah, I don't think I've ever had them Reese's and 1994 so 30 years
[00:28:10] I don't know if I've ever had a Reese's puffs
[00:28:15] There's a reason for that
[00:28:18] You've tried to only eat five foods your entire life so within the past ten years I've
[00:28:24] I've I've gotten over a lot of hurdles in my life personal personal struggles
[00:28:30] Many of which
[00:28:38] Many of these hurdles have been about food and
[00:28:43] Growing up I wouldn't I wouldn't ever combine
[00:28:49] Peanut butter and chocolate together
[00:28:57] You know
[00:28:59] But I knew you before you put cheese on your cheese. Yes used to just do hamburger cheese on the hamburger
[00:29:04] What are we trying to do here? So it was new it was a new it's a newer love
[00:29:09] For me and for some reason I just haven't tried it
[00:29:13] I don't I don't know. I mean, it's hard because I love Lucky Charms so much and some other ones sweet enough for him
[00:29:19] Yeah, I just like I don't peanut butter don't reach the sugar quota that brands looking for
[00:29:23] I just I don't know. I just haven't tried it. I'm sure if I tried it. I'd love it because I love yeah
[00:29:29] I love a Reese's a Christmas tree, of course
[00:29:32] You see they're making like medals or something for the Olympics. Do you see this?
[00:29:35] What do you mean a lot like they're making a seasonal for July for the Olympics this year there's circles I
[00:29:40] Know it's like a it's got the I don't know what it is. Maybe it's a trophy. It's something. Okay, but it's not just a circle
[00:29:47] But I see how you got there just like so they're leftover pumpkins
[00:29:58] Medals I was right. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, there's no way that looks
[00:30:02] Fish
[00:30:04] That comes in like a goldfish
[00:30:07] Container, I mean we should get some anyway
[00:30:10] I'm I understand the love of the cereal. I
[00:30:13] This was hard for me to even admit that
[00:30:17] I know it's my I listen. It's my own personal journey. We all have one
[00:30:20] we're all trying to get better and
[00:30:21] I will I will try it and I will I'll leave a review for our social media some on your on our social media for
[00:30:29] Reesey puffs. Yeah
[00:30:32] Take a video of you eating it. Yes. Okay. All right. My only question is is this too low and I don't know
[00:30:39] I've got four cereals that I also have in my top five along with this one. And so we're tracking well, but
[00:30:47] Crunch berries was in my top five. So if crunch berries is down at seven
[00:30:51] I feel like Reesey puffs should be a little bit higher, but I love that. It's here. I'm happy
[00:30:57] I feel like it's earned its way here. I feel like it's a
[00:31:00] All-time cereal and I trust Aaron Shay
[00:31:06] I'm interested to see what I do. There might be one in my
[00:31:09] She throws a f'n frosted mini wheats out here. We're gonna burn the set down. I'm just letting you know right now
[00:31:14] You can't you wouldn't
[00:31:18] Let's go down to raise the score for frosted mini wheat on Aaron's top 10 cereal list is
[00:31:25] Cinnamon toast boy boy. Yeah
[00:31:30] Go this is a this is a this is a new thing crispy sweet and whole wheat and rice cereal
[00:31:36] They're doing their own thing. A lot of people try to stick with the horn and the oat and whatnot
[00:31:43] This is a new thing. Yeah, and it's a turnkey cereal turnkey box. You put it in the bowl
[00:31:48] You pour the milk you're done
[00:31:51] It is an orgasmic experience call like eating a bowl of cinnamon toast right now that you said that let's let
[00:31:56] Aries
[00:31:58] You you start you're eating the cereal the Christmas and and and then the milk does this thing at the end and you drink
[00:32:06] Is there any cereal that you're more excited to slurp the milk for?
[00:32:10] cinnamon toast crunch
[00:32:14] Like when Nesquik had a cereal that chocolate milk at the end was
[00:32:19] Can I tell you what hits I only know this because my kids and I've tried a bite of theirs. I
[00:32:24] Don't have Cocoa Krispies in my top 10 cereals Cocoa Krispies cinnamon toast crunch together. Yeah
[00:32:31] Holy moly, it is life-changing
[00:32:35] It's that good Aaron was some of those guys
[00:32:38] I'm gonna go back and go back to the drawing board
[00:32:43] I'm gonna bowl of that right now. I
[00:32:46] Love cinnamon toast crunch
[00:32:49] It has the cinnamon sugar on it, but overall is not
[00:32:54] Too-sweet, you know like lucky charms is not gonna be my top five. I can't eat that
[00:32:58] I have to be like sweet to have to be in the mood for lucky charms
[00:33:01] Like I do every now and then want some lucky charms, but cinnamon toast crunch I could eat
[00:33:06] Almost any time of day
[00:33:08] Hearing you you you know that lucky charms it belongs like two or three spots down
[00:33:13] Further yeah, I think it's where it is for like a nostalgia factor. I think just
[00:33:20] Or I made this list in six hours who knows anyway
[00:33:23] Also, one of my favorite things with cinnamon toast crunch and this is just a weird thing and bran was brave and admitted some things
[00:33:28] I'm gonna be brave
[00:33:31] Love with on the cinnamon toast crunch every now and then you will get a piece that's like puffy. It's like hollow inside
[00:33:38] Yeah, and then when they like fill with milk, it's a perfect bite of cereal
[00:33:42] And I just love that about the cinnamon toast crunch. So it's a perfect cereal for me. Mmm. Yeah, it's perfect
[00:33:49] For Aaron, yeah perfect at four which means these next three also all perfect you love this cereal I love this cereal
[00:33:59] Part of my weird relationship with cereal is is one when I was a kid out since we're admitting things
[00:34:05] Early on not as a teenager or not not as a 20 year old but as like a five six year old
[00:34:10] I
[00:34:11] When I was really little I was allergic to milk and I grew out of that allergy
[00:34:15] And so I did not grow up six seven eight eating milk and cereal cereal was just dry to me
[00:34:20] And so I didn't love it like all the other kids. This is a great dry cereal
[00:34:25] This is a great to dry cereal
[00:34:27] It is the ultimate you could just put it in a bowl watch a movie and eat it like popcorn
[00:34:33] Yeah, it is
[00:34:34] It is that good. Oh, yeah, I could buy that I could see that it is that good
[00:34:38] It doesn't need anything else
[00:34:39] And then when I discovered, you know closer to being 1011 that milk and cereal were the combo
[00:34:45] It just takes it up a notch as you would say like the end of that bowl there is just
[00:34:51] It's crazy. Yeah, this is maybe and this may be higher than four for me. This is a it is a
[00:34:59] I'm very excited to see what she has
[00:35:01] Three I've got one that I'm realizing is not gonna be on her list. That is like a just a nostalgic
[00:35:07] Really a college cereal for me that I just discovered in college and had been there all along
[00:35:11] I discovered in college and I just freaking loved it and I don't
[00:35:15] Her list. I'm not gonna tell us get marshmallows. You think that's
[00:35:21] Let's take one more break and we'll come back and we'll get the top three best heroes here on
[00:35:37] I'm back to the dis list here on deck the hallmark
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[00:35:56] Rice Christmas number nine tricks. Hey honeycomb or seven
[00:36:01] Cotton crunch crunch berries number six lucky charm number five Reese's Puffs before cinnamon toast
[00:36:08] Alright, it's getting real Aaron. It's getting real. I'm nervous my stomach hurt
[00:36:12] Give me a little strategy at all four of these are perfect cereals. How did you go about in your head?
[00:36:19] Deciding the order was it nostalgia? What is what? What have I had lately? How do you how do you rank for perfect cereals?
[00:36:27] I
[00:36:28] Think it was based on how often I purchase them
[00:36:34] Am I eating like craving them at the store? Yeah
[00:36:40] Yeah, okay, yeah, I love that answer great I can go over more detail when I reveal
[00:36:46] Can I give you my can I give you my take so far brain? Yeah, go ahead
[00:36:49] We started off with more fruity cereals. In fact three of the bottom five now
[00:36:55] We're getting in more savory cereals chocolate and cinnamon. So interesting
[00:36:59] I'm interested to see what happens moving forward is if we just find out Aaron's cereals are more of the savory variety
[00:37:06] Or if she's got some at the top that are gonna lean more in the fruit side of things
[00:37:10] Yeah, and I and I think if we if I heard her correctly, there's at least one honey related cereal
[00:37:16] That's right in the top three and I imagine we could figure that out
[00:37:20] Do say but but why did deuce will that scares me? I forgot about that do reveal
[00:37:26] Number three is and there it is
[00:37:29] Not Cheerios not surprised to see it on the list bit surprised to see that number three
[00:37:35] But I would love to hear I'm really surprised to see that number three behind honey, not Cheerios
[00:37:40] This is also in my house. Currently. It is number three a top three cereal because
[00:37:46] It is a cereal that I could eat every day
[00:37:49] And and not like I can't eat Lucky Charms every day. I can't eat like even just crunch after a while is very sweet
[00:37:59] So hi, not cheers to me is like it's still a little bit sweet but
[00:38:04] You know, it's also helping with my cholesterol in my heart. So, you know, it's
[00:38:09] part of the marketing
[00:38:14] You know how I know it doesn't is because if it did they would say that
[00:38:19] If it is the asterisk here
[00:38:23] three grains of
[00:38:26] soluble
[00:38:28] Daily from whole grain oat foods like honey, not Cheerios cereal in a diet low in
[00:38:36] Saturated fat and cholesterol may reduce the risk of heart disease
[00:38:40] So it has really nothing to do with the cereal
[00:38:43] I will say when we do the dis list on the top ten favorite words for brain to try to read
[00:38:48] Soluble and asterisk are both gonna be on there
[00:38:59] Because I could eat it every day
[00:39:01] Yeah, I feel bad about it. That's nice. Yeah late at night. I'm not necessarily reaching for like Lucky Charms or Reese's
[00:39:09] Cuz late at night. I'm like, all right, I'm getting ready for bed
[00:39:12] I'm worried about my teeth at that point. So
[00:39:15] That night not eating a bunch of marshmallows at 11 p.m. But yeah, honey, that's yours. It's it's a good staple
[00:39:20] It is always there. It's always gonna be when you need it. Yeah
[00:39:27] So it's not my favorite Cheerio option, I think you know my favorite
[00:39:35] I like this cereal fine. I just
[00:39:40] It's not sweet it's not sweet enough it's not sweet enough
[00:39:45] I'll put it out there. I'll tell everybody where I'm at. It's not sweet enough. I respect the game. I respect the
[00:39:53] you know the
[00:39:55] people love this cereal P this is a
[00:39:58] classic cereal and so
[00:40:01] Think like have you had when people say they love it? Like have you had other cereals?
[00:40:05] That's what I think right? Yeah, I think of the cereal
[00:40:07] I
[00:40:09] Understand how you got it to number three
[00:40:12] And maybe if it wasn't one of the ones that was currently in my house
[00:40:15] Like I would not be mad if it was at four or five
[00:40:18] Good to know
[00:40:22] There's only one offensive cereal in this list and Trice Krispies I am offended that that's on this list
[00:40:28] It does not agree with that. It does not work by itself
[00:40:30] Yeah, it needs to be a treat and I would yes, I would have honey nut Cheerios lower
[00:40:35] I would it would not be in my top ten
[00:40:37] But as a comfort food nostalgia always there for you not changing the recipe. I get why it's here
[00:40:44] I'm not shocked. We saw if you do everything perfectly it can help lower your cholesterol
[00:40:48] So that's like could you find a dozen other ways to get fire? Yeah
[00:40:55] True I actually think this B slaps. Yeah, I think his name is Busby
[00:41:02] Cindy
[00:41:04] Yeah, you know having seen the B movie a very offensive B movie is it really you've never seen the B movie
[00:41:11] No, the Jerry Seinfeld one. Is it offensive?
[00:41:13] It's not for children
[00:41:15] If you're watching this and you thought maybe you would want to watch the B movie with your children
[00:41:19] I would have 100% showed it to my kids. Why not?
[00:41:21] if you want to explain these like
[00:41:25] If you want to explain sex to your children watch the B movie, I guess
[00:41:29] But if not, maybe don't all right good
[00:41:32] It's it's it's got it. There's a good message hidden in there about how these are important for our survival
[00:41:39] Yes, they are wrapped in a lot of sexual tension between the B and a human. Okay, that is weird first ingredient
[00:41:48] What else is this cereal aside from whole grain oats and honey is that soluble fiber
[00:41:52] She's probably in the oats. Yeah, I guess
[00:41:54] And this is leading me to believe that the next two are both fiber laden like, you know
[00:42:01] I'm just kidding
[00:42:04] Predictions Aaron don't give us anything any predictions what you think you may see coming up here boy. I just I think there's gonna be
[00:42:16] Another berry related cereal perhaps
[00:42:19] I
[00:42:21] You know
[00:42:22] Count Chocula is a classic and beloved. There's some cereals out there that we're pushing Chocula
[00:42:27] I'm not put I'm just telling you what the people are saying
[00:42:29] I'm not gonna say any cereals per se but I think that there there's one sweet and one
[00:42:35] Savory cereal that I would love to see Wow in the last to see it
[00:42:40] It would make me so happy. Let's find out number two on Aaron's top 10 cereals
[00:42:49] Yeah
[00:42:52] Let's go
[00:42:55] You know what's great about fruity pebbles everything it's it is great
[00:43:00] It is great and it's fine. What's fun is is if you combine two and ten, you've got yourself today
[00:43:06] That's right. If you add some Rice Krispies
[00:43:12] Krispy treat with fruity pebbles. Oh stop it
[00:43:16] Stop it. Yeah, pretty pebbles are really having a moment right now
[00:43:20] No, yeah, there's like ice cream. There's free pebbles candy bars. There's like pancake mixes cupcake mixes
[00:43:29] people just rediscovered fruity pebbles and
[00:43:32] Posts that we're gonna run with it and you can get almost anything in free pebble. I don't love all of those options
[00:43:39] I've tried almost everyone I find
[00:43:41] Give me some examples free pebbles ice cream
[00:43:45] It was very like artificially sweet. We had somebody make us fruity pebbles Rice Krispy treats that were some ever had
[00:43:54] Pebbles chocolate bar is white chocolate and I it's just
[00:44:00] It's too much for me
[00:44:03] But free pebbles the cereal there is never a day where this doesn't slap
[00:44:07] And I can tell myself at 11 p.m. That it's fruit. So, right. Yeah
[00:44:13] I
[00:44:15] Natural and artificial. Okay, so there's natural fruit. They spell fruit the right way fruit loops was maybe on here
[00:44:21] But I have a hard time
[00:44:24] Fruit loops can kick it down the road compared to fruity pebbles
[00:44:33] No
[00:44:35] Cereal sucks. Yeah, so pretty pebbles pretty pebbles, of course while you're thinking about that brand and how you're wrong
[00:44:42] Listen, I was allowed to have fruity pebbles as a kid. It was not on the approved Thompson household cereals
[00:44:47] it just was saying it sounds very similar to
[00:44:50] Lucky Charms, correct
[00:44:51] My kids favorites here will probably be like you terms when I got to college my roommate ate free pebbles all the time
[00:44:55] I had a bowl
[00:44:57] I saw your college changed my life. I ate it
[00:45:01] Non-stop through college what's great is how thin the fruity pebbles are?
[00:45:05] There's something about how they don't take on the milk
[00:45:09] Works around them and it stays crispy and yet it's still delightful it is like
[00:45:15] The perfect when I think of a bowl of cereal, I immediately think of fruity pebbles and milk
[00:45:20] It's my number one, but it's tied with a couple others including cinnamon toast crunch
[00:45:24] Which I also think is perfect Reese's Puffs and then one other one that if it's up there Aaron
[00:45:39] First time I had pebbles
[00:45:41] along, you know
[00:45:43] Twice a summer one weekend I'd spend in Boston with my aunt the other weekend that my parents would go away
[00:45:48] My aunt would take me to New Hampshire to hang out with who I called my boy cousins because all my other cousins were girls
[00:45:53] And I think I had two who were boys. So boy cousins. Yeah, it's crazy and
[00:45:59] That was the first time I had three pebbles their house was like amazing
[00:46:02] They had the bowls with the straw. So when you were done, you could just drink the milk man
[00:46:07] They would make me pancakes in the shape of an E for my name
[00:46:12] It was just their house was magical. I went back to visit a couple years ago again magical
[00:46:17] They were up making me like homemade breakfast sandwiches Wow
[00:46:21] Tom and Ann Marie, I love you both so much. You're not listening
[00:46:25] Marie shout out shout out
[00:46:28] Fruity pebbles. Yeah pretty pebbles. It still holds up. It has a magical like memory for me, but it also
[00:46:35] Ram
[00:46:37] I do love fruity pebbles. Also a fruit loops
[00:46:40] But this is great. It is is are the Flintstones still the mascots for fruity pebbles? Yes
[00:46:47] It's a very fun
[00:46:53] Stones interesting because they're just so like
[00:46:57] culturally not
[00:46:59] I think the cocoa pebbles has
[00:47:02] Pebbles and bam-bam. That's crazy
[00:47:07] We got we got a
[00:47:10] Rabbit created for the story of tricks. We got an entire captain crunch. How you think the Flintstones?
[00:47:21] I wonder if they regret going with a pre-made
[00:47:23] If he works in like a rock quarry, yes, I understand why it works I just I'm thinking about yeah
[00:47:31] Maybe it was
[00:47:34] Flintstones created no was fruity pebbles created for Fred Flintstone the carrot like
[00:47:41] Originally created after the cartoon. I'm also asking if if he was a mascot and then they created a show
[00:47:47] I think the first one can I just ask questions? You can't can I just ask him?
[00:47:51] I just was giving you my opinion Aaron. Do you have any information?
[00:47:54] It says the cereal has been around since 1971 and it gets its name from their daughter pebbles
[00:48:01] Wow, so it is a an offshoot of the show the Flintstones. I mean I will be doing
[00:48:08] 53 year old look into that there, but I'm gonna be doing more look
[00:48:11] I'm gonna be doing more look into
[00:48:20] You do some more look into that for this is a wonderful cereal
[00:48:24] I
[00:48:26] Think it belongs in the top five. I don't know if I would have it at two, but it's a wonderful wonderful cereal
[00:48:30] Yeah, yeah great cereal. All right
[00:48:33] I
[00:48:35] Reset my expectations for number one before we get there number ten rice crisp
[00:48:40] Yes, number nine tricks numbers eight honeycomb number seven Captain Crunch crunch berries number six lucky charms number five
[00:48:48] Reese's puffs number four cinnamon toast crunch number three
[00:48:52] Honeynut Cheerios number two fruity pebbles and the number one
[00:48:57] Aaron Shay's list
[00:49:02] It's plain Cheerios
[00:49:06] Oh, it's devastating. Yeah. Yeah, I might be this is so bad. Oh my god
[00:49:12] chocolatey cereal with spooky fun marshmallows
[00:49:16] Spooky fun marshmallows a parlor trick of a cereal. It's not even a cereal. It's not even how
[00:49:23] You can only get this one time a year and it's so nostalgic for me that like when I start seeing that the stores
[00:49:29] Fall is here demand issue. That's why it's one. I can't get it Aaron right now
[00:49:35] So it's like Oktoberfest the best beer
[00:49:38] No, that's Sam summer
[00:49:40] Sorry, so I look fall gives me count chocula spring gives me Sam summer
[00:49:45] which is a beer not a cereal but
[00:49:48] those confused
[00:49:51] Don't try to go get a box
[00:49:54] Is really exciting for me and I think yeah the fact that I can't get it all year long
[00:50:00] Like I'm never in the store be like, oh my gosh
[00:50:02] They have fruity pebbles in stock like they always have pretty pebbles in stock, but that's cuz it's the best
[00:50:07] But it's a fun day when I can go get cereal wamps. It's Wow
[00:50:13] Absolutely wamps its marshmallows without the fun
[00:50:17] offensive leprechaun I
[00:50:19] Just God I've had the cereal once and I was like, no, I'm good. I don't
[00:50:25] Fall, I don't need lucky charms with just one note chocolate. I don't need that in my life
[00:50:29] I just want man we were doing so well this cereal wamps. I've just never I've never had it
[00:50:37] I've never had it
[00:50:41] Again I've never had it. What do you think? It's okay. Yeah
[00:50:47] I
[00:50:48] So but this is another hurdle issue for me. Yeah, you know I cuz I've how much I love lucky charms
[00:50:54] it's an invert its inverted and
[00:50:59] Are you a cereal racist
[00:51:01] In this case, it's gotta be colored. Cheryl's gotta be white. That's the way God intended it. That's a problem, bro
[00:51:09] You have a problem
[00:51:12] Yeah
[00:51:13] Yeah, I do white marshmallows up in this no, it's not the color it's not the color. It's the chocolate
[00:51:20] I don't want chocolate with marshmallow. Yeah, that's it. Not a normal combination at all s'mores
[00:51:28] Nobody would think you combine chocolate and marshmallow with milk. I don't know. It's a hurdle for me. I'm racist cereal racist
[00:51:37] S-e-r-i-a-l cereal racist
[00:51:40] Whoa, I've tried to have I've tried to hire people of color number times. Oh, no, sir. Don't you?
[00:51:49] at least Dracula's white I
[00:51:52] Yeah, I don't know man. I know people love this cereal. I don't hate this cereal. I didn't know it was seasonal
[00:52:00] I thought you could buy whenever you wanted that so much. I didn't know about the cereal. That's that's also interesting
[00:52:04] I assume that they would
[00:52:06] Along with the boo berry and the frankenberry. Those are only available at Halloween. Oh, you can only get Frank and
[00:52:14] Syria what's up with uh
[00:52:16] cereal companies in Halloween
[00:52:19] Well, I mean everything like also has a Halloween like the fruity pebbles have a Halloween
[00:52:24] I think the Krispy's become like just purple and orange like they're like everything up here had a Halloween almost and I just
[00:52:32] Right, yeah, just keep things the way they are man. Where your white hood to buy your cereal
[00:52:44] He doesn't want the colors to change I don't want the colors to change
[00:52:50] Yes
[00:52:51] Yeah, taste the rainbow. All right. Yeah this year wamps. I hate it one in ten
[00:52:55] I don't like six either the rest of these
[00:52:59] Man, I got some thinking to do I got something to do because there's one there's one
[00:53:04] Cereal that just needs to be on here. I'm interested to see which one
[00:53:09] Yeah, I guess we have to are you ready Dan? I'm ready. Okay. Okay. Go ahead
[00:53:16] So we both get two flips two flips
[00:53:20] Yeah, two flips and then we get to swap though. We get yeah two swaps and two flips
[00:53:26] Yes
[00:53:28] so
[00:53:29] The two cereal ish to scream was touch screen I do yeah that now that
[00:53:37] I would love that to revisit that
[00:53:39] I think the problem is is I know that if I take count Chocula off this board
[00:53:44] Aaron Shay's not gonna choose my list and I would like for Aaron should choose my list
[00:53:48] So what I would like to do is I would like to remove
[00:53:53] Rice Krispies off the board. Okay, rice Krispies starting with number 10. It's a whole new a whole new whole new ballgame
[00:54:01] I want to take rice Krispies off the board because I think it's the only cereal on this board that isn't turnkey
[00:54:06] It doesn't work without help from something else and I think that's why it doesn't belong on the board
[00:54:14] I'm gonna put
[00:54:16] Cocoa crisps in its place interesting
[00:54:18] So I'm gonna put cocoa Krispies in its place it is of the rice Krispies family Aaron
[00:54:23] So it's not that far off
[00:54:25] instead of rice Krispies
[00:54:26] I get cocoa Krispies and the only reason that cocoa Krispies should be on this list is because
[00:54:29] When you're done eating the cereal you now have a bowl of chocolate milk
[00:54:33] done and
[00:54:35] I'm not crazy that that just is where that's where it should be
[00:54:39] Okay, in my opinion it cocoa Krispies instead of rice Krispies. Now we have ten turnkey cereals. Okay
[00:54:46] Now I'm also gonna take
[00:54:50] Tricks off the list. I'm gonna take tricks off the list. I want to take lucky charms
[00:54:55] I do I want to take lucky charms off this list
[00:54:57] So, you know belongs on the top dad go bad
[00:54:59] But it's not it we're gonna keep it there for now and then after I add this this cereal
[00:55:04] I'm gonna do a couple switches. So I'm taking tricks off the list. What am I adding? I'm adding cookie crisp now
[00:55:11] Cookie cookie crisp has to be on this list. It is a chocolate chip cookie in a cereal
[00:55:18] If your brain as an eight-year-old didn't explode when you realize you could have dessert for breakfast
[00:55:24] It is my favorites of the chocolate cereals. It needs to be on this list
[00:55:29] I'm gonna put it there now
[00:55:31] So I've got cookie crisp and cocoa Krispies in the nine and ten slot
[00:55:35] The first thing I'm gonna do is
[00:55:37] I'm going to switch
[00:55:40] Fruity pebbles and count chocula one and two so I'm moving count chocula to two fruity pebbles at one where it deserves to be
[00:55:47] Where it deserves to be
[00:55:49] then
[00:55:50] This is where I might lose you Aaron, but please please please give me the benefit of the doubt. I'm gonna move I'm gonna switch
[00:55:58] Honeynut Cheerios and cookie crisp
[00:56:00] So I'm gonna move honey nut Cheerios from three down to nine and I'm gonna move cookie crisp up to the three hole now
[00:56:07] Do I like challenge count chocula there?
[00:56:09] I don't but can I deal with it if it's surrounded by fruity pebbles cookie crisp cinnamon toast crunch and Reese's Puffs
[00:56:16] Absolutely. I can deal with it. So my top ten for you would be
[00:56:20] fruity pebbles one count chocula to cookie crisp three cinnamon toast crunch for Reese's Puffs five
[00:56:27] Lucky charm six crunch berry seven honey combs eight
[00:56:31] Honey nut Cheerios nine cocoa crispies ten. I think it's a great list
[00:56:37] I think it's a list that we can all exchange we can believe in Wow. That's my list. It's really good Dan. Thank you
[00:56:47] This is tough, yeah, this is tough. I just got to kind of look at this and see
[00:56:53] I'm gonna I'm gonna
[00:56:55] You got rid of tricks. I got rid of the nine and two. Yeah rid of nine and ten
[00:56:59] You got rid of nine and ten. Yeah. All right, I'm gonna get rid of Rice Krispies and I'm gonna go
[00:57:04] with my
[00:57:06] Preference in regards to the chocolate cereal cocoa puffs. I'm gonna puff it out. I'm gonna take that crisp
[00:57:12] I'm gonna puff it out. Take that crisp and puff it out. Take that crisp
[00:57:22] We muted they were awesome
[00:57:25] Same thing, you know you get the chocolate
[00:57:28] and it's just like I I like there's a specific texture of cocoa puffs that I really like and
[00:57:35] Since we already have some pebbles up here. I'm gonna spread the wealth here. I just had to stay in the crispy
[00:57:42] Yeah, I understand. I understand. We are yeah. Yeah. Yeah
[00:57:46] You know, I'm both there you get rid of those honeycombs. I
[00:57:55] oh
[00:57:56] Man, it's tough. Yeah
[00:58:01] Yes, this is tough this is hard I'm gonna
[00:58:12] I'm gonna get rid of honeycombs and I'm gonna replace it with I'm gonna replace it with Fruit Loops
[00:58:20] And then here's what I'm gonna do trying to lose. Here's what I just gotta do what's right by me
[00:58:25] You gotta do what's right by me at the end of the day
[00:58:29] I'm gonna
[00:58:31] then
[00:58:32] Flip it and reverse it just flip it count Chocula with cinny toast crunch
[00:58:38] Okay, I'm gonna make cinnamon toast crunch by number one. I'm gonna keep fruity pebbles at number two
[00:58:44] and
[00:58:45] Then I'm gonna flip honey nut Cheerios with lucky charms. So
[00:58:51] cinnamon toast crunch one fruity pebbles to
[00:58:54] Lucky charms three count Chocula for Reese's puff five
[00:59:00] The honey that Cheerios six crunch berry seven
[00:59:04] fruit loops eight tricks nine
[00:59:08] Coco puffs in at ten. I got two and very good. I'm good. So very good option. I
[00:59:16] Really like my switch to get some in toast crunch number one, I think that might be my saving grace
[00:59:22] Yeah, you move count Chocula down to four. I know I know I don't but I think in her hearts of hearts
[00:59:27] She knows that that's right. She also knows she doesn't want fruit loops on the list. I mean, I come on
[00:59:32] What are your thoughts on fruit loops Aaron?
[00:59:39] I like fruit loops. I mean if I'm at a hotel with a continental breakfast and fruit loops is the only sugary options
[00:59:46] Yeah, I'm talking to the guy that loves a continental breakfast. Yeah, you should get like Cheerios fruit loops and then like some sort of
[00:59:52] Like green cereal, but so I will go for loops there
[00:59:58] But it is a cereal that
[01:00:01] Feels continental breakfast to me. Yeah. Yeah, I like the bigness of it. I like the bigness of the loops
[01:00:08] Like that's why I personally like those more than the pebbles. I don't like the tiny of the loops
[01:00:14] I don't like the tiny tiny dinkers. I like the big boys
[01:00:18] Dinkers I like the big boys
[01:00:21] but
[01:00:22] You know, I haven't had tricks in a long time. I can see a world where tricks is better than fruit loops
[01:00:28] It's just been a long time for me
[01:00:30] Honey, come on. Yeah, I took out honey. Come on. Yeah, I took out honey. Come
[01:00:36] All right, Aaron it's time oh this is tough this is tough which of those two lists are combined
[01:00:42] We did all the work here. Would you have one in your mind that you think is gonna work for you?
[01:00:48] Okay. All right. Let's hear it
[01:00:51] I have no problem with either of the substitutions that you made or the swaps. I mean, yeah, they're all great lists
[01:00:59] They're all great cereal and unequivocally better lists than Ryan Popola's like in every way
[01:01:06] That's right
[01:01:11] The Flintstones which is fascinating yeah, but they were created Hanna-barbera
[01:01:16] Anyway
[01:01:18] The issue that I am having is
[01:01:22] One of you chose cookie crisp and one of you chose fruit loops
[01:01:29] And cookie crisp is gonna win yeah
[01:01:31] Yeah, as it should you both replace the rice crispy with the cocoa cereal phenomenal choice
[01:01:38] Happy with both of those. Yeah rice krispies on here for a nostalgia factor. Do you have a preference between?
[01:01:44] Coco puffs and cocoa cookies
[01:01:47] Yeah, I loved your puffs
[01:01:54] Substitution there
[01:01:55] But you took honey combs off the board and put in what if I replace?
[01:02:01] I'm asking would it have made any difference at the end of the day? It's still a coke
[01:02:05] It's just I think it's the addition of the cookie crisp over fruit. Did you consider cookie? Was it in your 13?
[01:02:10] Okay, cookie crisp was in was in like my top. It didn't make it down to the final 13
[01:02:14] First I just dumped him on there
[01:02:16] But it wasn't what I was allowed to have as a child because it was yeah, I'm cookie. Yeah
[01:02:21] So that one is more of a I bought it a couple times as an adult, but it's it doesn't have that
[01:02:28] Nostalgia factor for me. Yeah
[01:02:30] Yeah, you're eating cookies for breakfast and come on
[01:02:33] Yeah, it's a cereal that people are gonna love to have up here and they were to get the fruit stuff covered
[01:02:37] You know, I mean
[01:02:39] Really really really great all the way around
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