The Real West (Hallmark Channel - 2024)

[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Hi, I'm Bran and I love

[00:00:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Hallmark movies. I'm Brian. I like Hallmark movies. I'm Dan and I despise Hallmark movies and this is

[00:00:13] [SPEAKER_03]: The Deck The Hallmark Podcast

[00:00:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Deck the Hallmark, it's his podcast

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[00:00:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Brandon and friends host his podcast

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[00:00:25] [SPEAKER_03]: We hope you like this jolly podcast

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[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow wow wow

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Hello everybody, it's great to be here today

[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't have your phones mirrored or your TVs mirrored

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, things are weird

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_03]: They're weird, they're different

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's okay

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_03]: But if you're watching on Filo, filo.tv slash DTH

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You're seeing a lot of leg

[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of leg

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of leg

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It's been

[00:00:55] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of leg

[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_03]: But you're lucky to be seeing us at all

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_05]: That's right, we have had a time down here in Western Carolina

[00:01:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Monday's episode came

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And people were probably like

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh the boys, they're doing great

[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_05]: They sound good, they look great

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_03]: A little bit of movie magic there

[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_05]: We recorded that a week ago

[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_05]: So over the weekend

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Over the weekend here in Greenville

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_05]: In the upstates

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And North Carolina

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_05]: All through it

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Got hit by Hurricane

[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Helene

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_05]: It knocked out

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Everything

[00:01:33] [SPEAKER_05]: All of the above

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It was a literal once in a century event

[00:01:37] [SPEAKER_03]: The last time we had anything near that was the flood in 1916

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_03]: In Asheville and Greenville, South Carolina

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a mess guys

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_03]: So we did it?

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_03]: We made history but not in a good way

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_05]: So that happened Friday morning

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Power went out

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Basically 100% of the Greenville area

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_05]: North Carolina

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Western North Carolina got way worse

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_05]: They're in the mountains

[00:01:59] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a whole mess up there

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_05]: But here in the upstate

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_05]: It was no power and still no power

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_05]: For Dan and I

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Wouldn't you know it, Brian here gets power back

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Does Brian have power?

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_03]: No

[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Does the studio have power?

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_03]: No

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Do the kids have school all week?

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Not a day

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Name a weekday

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Thursday

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_05]: No school

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Friday?

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Next Monday

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll see

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_05]: So we obviously got right to work

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_05]: We said how can we

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_05]: What can we do to help

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_05]: And then we helped

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_05]: And then we said how can we put out Deck the Hallmark content

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Content creators

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Up until

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_01]: We left somebody up in a bucket truck

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_01]: We're like we gotta go

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Is it this morning that you got your power back?

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes this morning

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_05]: If you didn't get your power back

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_05]: This episode would have looked and sounded

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Much different

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it was recorded on a cellular telephone in a car

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Somewhere

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_05]: We were gonna put out the content because the world needs to know

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_05]: What do these three guys think about

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_05]: The real west

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_03]: The other thing you need to know is if you'd like to help

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Here in the western

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Carolinas

[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Google it. There are four or five great

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Organizations that you can help

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_03]: In Asheville and Greenville

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Lake Lure, Chimney Rock

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of areas with disastrous catastrophic

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Level of flooding

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I think we're four days out and we're still over 900,000 people

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_03]: With no power

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_03]: And for Brandon and me who share a fence

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_03]: We're sharing stuff

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Brandon came and brought me ice one morning

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_03]: We're trying our best to work together

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Ben's made meals for me every night

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I've been on the Blackstone cooking

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: We're doing the best we can

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_03]: There's rice cooking

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Microwave

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_03]: There's people out there that don't have that support system

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And you can help get them some ice

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Get them gasoline in their car

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_03]: So they can go to a Clemson game

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Or whatever

[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_03]: However you feel like you can help

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure they would love for you to help

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Listen, we have a lot of fun here

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_05]: We joke around a lot

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_05]: We don't get very serious very often

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_05]: But what has happened to our neighbors

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Up in North Carolina especially

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Is heartbreaking to see

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_05]: We will figure out some sort of way

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_05]: To point people in the right direction

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Of how they can donate

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Or get involved if they want to

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Especially since this is our area

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_05]: And we care about it

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_05]: But we're also just trying to figure this out

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_05]: So bear with us

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_05]: So many people reached out over the past few days

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Asking about us

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And if we were slow to respond we apologize

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_05]: But so many kind people reached out

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Literally on Facebook

[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Instagram Messenger

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: We had

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_03]: X?

[00:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: BlueSki?

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Try to toss me a cold blue ski

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_03]: No one asked about me though

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: But even like

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_03]: We got texts from people

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_03]: That I didn't even know

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh Marcus Rosner

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Chris Palaha

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Just people that were kind enough

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_03]: To check on us

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_03]: So if you saw Greenville on the news

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And you thought of us

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_03]: That means a lot to us

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh dude

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you get Dig Down's video?

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_03]: That's worth wasting your day on

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway thank you all so much

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_05]: We don't know what the rest of this week looks like

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Nope we're taking it one day at a time

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is also something we don't typically do

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Typically we do all of our recording on Monday

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Today's Monday which is hard to believe

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_05]: It can't be it's Saturday number four

[00:05:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Taking it one day at a time

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Because ideally we don't want to be in Brian's living room

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_05]: We would like to be back in the studio

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_05]: But Brian did a great job

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_05]: He put up a green screen

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Which if you don't know

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_05]: We didn't print out a giant

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_05]: It's just

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Should we talk about the real west?

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you want to?

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Just remember we only got one camera here

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_05]: So you guys can't do all the funny business

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_05]: That you guys normally do on screen

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_05]: None of that

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Dan you gotta keep your shirt on

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Dan typically

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I get after it

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_05]: He always takes his shirt off

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_05]: And the legs are on screen

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't do any work there

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I've already done all the work

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Amen

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't ever

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's see if anybody calls

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Save the Mac

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_05]: The real west originally premiered on the Hallmark Channel

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_05]: On September 28th

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_05]: You also can't walk away from your microphone

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_05]: The thing that you guys do

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_05]: We've got the headset mics today

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_05]: You can't do that either

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Things are so different

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Are you ready for the marathon though?

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Should we just keep it going?

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Start now

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_05]: This is my nightmare

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_05]: The real west September 28th

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I've already spilled one beverage

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_05]: You're good

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_05]: September 28th

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_05]: 2024

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Pause for effect

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Rebecca

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Honk honk

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Rebecca is

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Convinced that she's about to get

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Tenure

[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Ten what now?

[00:07:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Tenure

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Ten your best chickens

[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Chicken?

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Lord willing

[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna be fried this week

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_05]: She's really excited to get tenure

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_05]: She doesn't know yet for sure

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_05]: The amount that she's talking about it though

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Makes me believe that she's not gonna get tenure

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I will be up front with that

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_05]: She has two sons

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Noah and Oliver. Oliver's a sweet boy

[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Who's obsessed with ghosts

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And his older brother is Noah

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's obsessed with his girlfriend

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_05]: So much so that he invites

[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_05]: His girlfriend on vacation

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is annoying to Rebecca because it was a last minute thing

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_05]: But what can you do? They are heading

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_05]: You could be a parent and stop it

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_01]: She's waiting on tenure

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_01]: She's waiting on tenure

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_01]: You wouldn't get it

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_01]: You've never been up for tenure

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Are you down with a sickness?

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Did your mother get up?

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Is that mother up for tenure?

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Probably

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_05]: She's hot

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_05]: So they are heading to meet Rebecca's family

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_05]: At a ranch

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is great because Rebecca is a professor

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Of the real west

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_01]: And the old west

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And so she

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Bumps into a real cowboy

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Named Jake West

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_05]: He's the real west

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Who talks a lot about hats

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And dag him if he's not pulling a hat off

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Boy howdy is he

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_05]: He puts a few different hats on her head

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_05]: It's all above board

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I think

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Until finding the perfect hat

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_05]: They end up getting some coffee

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And wouldn't you know it

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_05]: She talks about tenure

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Y'all if you are the drinking type

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Give me tenure

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_05]: It's Air Force One

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Take a shot

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Every time she says tenure

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_05]: And you won't make it

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_05]: But she's talking to him about tenure

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And they are really hitting it off

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_05]: You can tell

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And then she goes

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_05]: And asks him for his number

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Hashtag new hallmark

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And so

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_05]: She goes and tells her sister

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_05]: That she met this super hot guy

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And then this super hot guy walks up

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And uh oh turns out that Jake West

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Is dating her sister

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Worst case scenario

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_05]: So later when she sees him

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_05]: She's like hey so sorry about asking for your number

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_05]: And calling you hot

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Totally that was my fault

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_05]: He's like no biggie little lady

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Um

[00:09:29] [SPEAKER_05]: But then her sister tells Rebecca

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_05]: To go on a horseback ride

[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_05]: With

[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Hong Kong

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_05]: And um

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Says hey will you go on a horseback ride

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_05]: With Jake West

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And find out if he's like a serial killer

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Or something

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_05]: So they go

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_05]: You gotta hang out sometimes

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_05]: You gotta know

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_05]: So the next day

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_05]: So

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_05]: The next day she wakes up early

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And she brings some coffee

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And then they just start making out

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Hard

[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_05]: But it got me

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Did it get you?

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_05]: No it was too much

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_03]: The shock was it was his dream

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_03]: That was the shock to me

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought for sure it was gonna be her dream

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It was spicy though

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Um

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_05]: The real next day

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Rebecca sees how

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Rebecca sees

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_05]: How great Jake is with her

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Son

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_05]: They both just

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Constantly are thinking about each other

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_05]: They are digging each other

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_05]: And it is ridiculous

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_05]: But hands are tied

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_05]: In a relationship with sister

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Rebecca reluctantly goes to the rodeo

[00:10:40] [SPEAKER_05]: With our boy Bobby Briggs

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's give it up for Bobby Briggs

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's go Bobby

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: You know is it one scene

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Overrated

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Underrated excuse me

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What the heck

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Is Bobby Briggs only in like

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_05]: One scene? Yes

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_05]: But is it the best scene in the movie?

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_05]: No actually it's not

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_05]: But it's really good

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_05]: We need more Bobby Briggs

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Justice for Bobby

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Get that trending out there

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_05]: On the blueski

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously Rebecca and Jake

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_05]: They are

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_05]: If you ever want to get

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Something trending I think

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Blueski might be the way

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_05]: So obviously Rebecca and Jake end up

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Slow dancing together because

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_05]: You got to sometimes and she's like I gotta get out of here

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_05]: This is getting too ridiculous

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And so she goes and tells her sister

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Or wants to tell her sister

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_05]: But her sister is like I know

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Bobby is the guy for you

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't gotta say anything else

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_05]: It is time for you to put yourself out there

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_05]: But then out of nowhere Jake breaks up

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_05]: With Rebecca's sister

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Rebecca gets a call

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And it is bad news

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_05]: She got tenured

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Now I know

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_05]: You might be thinking

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_05]: That was the good news

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_05]: But uh oh it's bad

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_05]: She took all the necessary precautions

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_05]: How did she still get tenured?

[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_05]: If you and

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_05]: If you know somebody out there

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_05]: That has tenure

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Reach out

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Check on them

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Her first thought is I gotta go talk to Jake

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Now the reason why it's bad news

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Is because she's now thinking about

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_05]: This is nice being back and doing the whole rodeo

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_05]: And also Jake West

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Now I gotta get tenure

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Her first thought is I gotta go talk to Jake

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And he is like I know just what to do

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Not what you're thinking

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_05]: They just go horseback riding

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_05]: But it does help

[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_05]: It helps her but when she gets back

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Her son is gone, he's gone ghost hunting

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Guilty, been there

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And he finds him, what a guy

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_05]: This guy just keeps getting better

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_05]: She goes to thank him in a note

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_05]: And also tells him hey

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Gotta go back to Boulder for tenure

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_05]: You gotta do Boulder, you gotta do tenure

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And he gets real close to her

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And is like hey

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And she's like give me a reason to stay

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like give me a reason to stay

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And just as they're about to kiss

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Sister walks up

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And sister's like this is Bobby Briggs

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_04]: What is this?

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And so she's sad, mad about it all

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And so she goes to talk to her sister

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_05]: And her sister gets over it like really quick

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Honestly

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is fantastic

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And so what are you gonna do?

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Listen, Jake

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Jake has not backed down

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_05]: From anything in his life

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_05]: He's also never

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_05]: He's never had a woman

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_05]: He's never had a woman

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_05]: He ain't ever gonna change

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got a gypsy soul to blame

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And he was born for leaving

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a quote I would never use that word otherwise

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Can't get in trouble if it's a quote

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_01]: You did this right?

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I did

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, father, father let me say TTH

[00:13:48] [SPEAKER_05]: To see Vance A. Gypsy

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_05]: And now you

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I was quoting him

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You said it wasn't even a quote

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I said it is a song lyric

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_03]: You just said it

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I have tenure here

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't know you had it

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't know you had it

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Really quickly to wrap things up

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_05]: What happens is

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_05]: He

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Throughout this thing there's like

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_05]: A horseback riding therapy

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Business

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Actually I don't think we want to

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_05]: There's nothing we can do

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Rig is refusing

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_01]: He's up in the lines

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_05]: So no, don't do it

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_05]: He's up in the lines?

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_01]: He's up in the lines I think

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_05]: This is too rich

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Just plug the HDMI in real good

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_05]: And we got it

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't touch it

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Rig out

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_05]: What I'm trying to say here is really quickly

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_05]: There's been a horseback riding

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Therapy thing going on

[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like maybe I should do that

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Well guess what, it's in Boulder

[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_05]: He's like I'm gonna do that

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm interested in being tamed by you

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_05]: They kiss and that my friends was

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_05]: The Real West

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_05]: We did it

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes we did

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Guys, that was fun

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a smooth 15 minutes

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna take a quick break

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna talk about Bobby Briggs

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna talk about the Real West

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And we're gonna talk about tenure

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Here on Deck the Hallmark

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_05]: We're back

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I want to point out for people that are maybe listening at home

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And don't get to see it

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_05]: When you came back from break

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Brian, you had a piece of paper

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_05]: A physical piece of paper

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Why do you have a piece of paper with words on it?

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_05]: These are my notes

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Why did you have to do that?

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_01]: We had to get creative

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_01]: To catch this flick

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_01]: What was your method?

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I sat on the couch with a candle next to me

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Soy candle

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my gosh

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Did it have tenure?

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Candles get tenure

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_01]: It can wear any hat it wants

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_01]: And I watched it on my phone

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I downloaded it

[00:16:06] [SPEAKER_01]: And I wrote notes

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_01]: In a notebook with a headlamp

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_01]: On my head

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_01]: That's how we did that

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Webster's dictionary defines web

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I love it

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_05]: You got your notes all ready to go

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_05]: So I don't want to belabor this anymore

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I used a mobile hotspot like a normal human being

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I did

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have tenure here

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know what a mobile hotspot is?

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I've used a mobile hotspot

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I had it on my phone

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_05]: And I did the thing where you can bloop

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You split the movie in half of your phone screen

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_03]: 100%

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That is living the dream

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I had hotspots

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I did notes on the laptop and watched it on the phone

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_01]: In the dark of course

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Did not light a candle

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_05]: You couldn't find it

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_05]: With tenure?

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like getting ice out there

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Going out for ice

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Finding ice was a whole thing

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You want to send us shredded lettuce

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't find it

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I've looked every day

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Turns out every meal I'm cooking on the Blackstone

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I need shredded lettuce

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I've actually been buying it all up

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't even like shredded lettuce

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll take it all

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Right in the garbage where it belongs

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Brandon didn't get gas for 3 days

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Because gas was kept being sold out everywhere

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_03]: We're driving to see if Walmart has ice

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Late at night

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Was that last night?

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_03]: It was Saturday

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Today is Monday

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_03]: It was Saturday

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_03]: He looked at me and said

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think I'm screwed?

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't have any gas in my car

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_03]: More gas stations are going to open up

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_03]: They got fuel

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Turns out Greenville County put out an alert

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_03]: There is no gas shortage

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_05]: We're fine

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Everybody is great

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't even need shredded lettuce

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what actually made my heart swell with pride though?

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Is the way

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Early on

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_05]: When all of the stoplights were out

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_05]: People I felt like were really kind to each other

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_05]: It took about a day

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_05]: But people figured it out

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody aside from the off-duty police officer

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Who wanted to talk to me

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Come to no surprise

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Of the 3 of us

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_01]: You got pulled over during the...

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_03]: You know who should have got...

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Listen

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_03]: My man got an absolute earful from me

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I would hope so

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_03]: He was off-duty

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_05]: He was off-duty

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_03]: In his short-sleeved button-down

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And I wasn't having it

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_03]: We can talk about it later

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the cop that's finally going to get something coming to him

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_05]: The Jane mystery

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_05]: It's coming for him

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I would hope so

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Real West

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's get to the hot tag

[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_05]: We're going to share exactly how we felt about this movie

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_05]: In 3 different ways

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_05]: In which we took notes

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_05]: First we're going to start with the paper

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And we're going to work our way from there

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Brian, what did you think about the Real West?

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_01]: This is tough because now all I'm thinking about is shredded lettuce

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Fair

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_05]: That's all Dan's been doing too

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_05]: He can't get any

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_05]: You weren't listening

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I wasn't at all

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_03]: He just doesn't even eat shredded lettuce anymore

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I got a text from Duke Power

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_03]: With a picture

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_03]: What? With a picture?

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Thousands of crews are working in the area

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just like we're doing a great job

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_03]: We promise

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And they are

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Was it a shredded lettuce joke?

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It was

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It was pretty good

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Send all your shredded lettuce to the office

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_03]: 135 Edinburgh Court

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Bags of ice

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_01]: We should grow a garden

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_03]: A cube of ice per shred of lettuce

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Is maybe the perfect ratio

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Go ahead

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_03]: What did you think about the Real West?

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_01]: We call that iceberg lettuce

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_05]: This guy

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_05]: We got there

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Take your time coming back

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't need to do things

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't need to get out there and create content

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_03]: If we had waited for the power to come back on

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_03]: No one would have heard that gold

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_01]: No iceberg lettuce joke

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_03]: No one would have heard that gold

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Brian, your hot take whenever you're ready

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I borderline love this movie

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_05]: What's stopping you from crossing the border?

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess I love this movie

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it was

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_01]: The situation

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Being without entertainment for days

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Electricity

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Just normal stuff

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And then finally getting something distracting

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if it was being taken to a place

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_01]: That wasn't here

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_01]: In my imagination

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_01]: But it worked really, really good for me

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't remember

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of get why Yellowstone isn't coming back

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_01]: They're scared

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_01]: You think so?

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_01]: We got Azzy

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Azzy, I forget his name

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Azriel

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Azzy Azriel

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Azzy Azriel

[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_01]: We love seeing Azzy

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Kid of the week

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_03]: My kids have been troopers this week

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I told them they were kids of the week

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_03]: All the kids have been kids of the week

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I would have appreciated

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I gave her a little bit of information on the old west

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_01]: She teased us

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm up for tenure

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I teach the old west

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_01]: We just don't get any good facts

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Lucas, I don't think I need to say

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_01]: What I'm thinking

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_01]: He was basically born for this role

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Couldn't have been a better person

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_01]: The guy was just born for this role

[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Holy cow

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Holy cow

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_01]: The iceberg lettuce

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Phenomenal

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_01]: The balls of iceberg lettuce

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I could have had a better time

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Air conditioning

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_01]: There's other ways

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a good time

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a good time for me

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's go to camera one

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I loved it

[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought it was fantastic

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_05]: We've always been fans

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Of Kim Susstad

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like she just keeps getting better

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Every movie I feel like

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Goodness

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_05]: This Kim Susstad is out there crushing it

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought she was fantastic in this movie

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_05]: I agree

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought Lucas was made for it

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought he crushed it

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_05]: It was low key

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_05]: He's not going to do any dances

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_05]: He did dances

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_05]: He's not going to do any dances but he did dance

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_05]: He's just like

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to be down here

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_05]: You can come over here if you want

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Antonio Cama was in it

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Not nearly enough

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Hallmark thank you for trying

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_05]: He glows

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_05]: He looked great

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_05]: He was having a blast

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_01]: It's good to see him

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Falling for basketball's back

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_05]: What's going on in the bubble

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_05]: What is happening

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_05]: All that to say

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I really liked this movie

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought the two of them had dynamite chemistry

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_05]: As a die hard fan

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Of Dan in real life

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_05]: This movie was giving me Dan in real life

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Vibes

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I bumped into somebody

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_05]: This person is

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_05]: In a relationship with my sibling

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_05]: We know the movie

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Chaos ensues

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my gosh

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Would I have liked

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_05]: If they had

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_05]: I wish that kiss actually happened

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_05]: The dream one

[00:23:30] [SPEAKER_05]: But that would have been too far

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought this movie was fantastic

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't imagine how good it would have been

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_05]: On a full screen

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Or a full phone screen

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_05]: But my hands were tied

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I will watch it

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I will give it what it deserves

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_05]: No I will

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_05]: If this movie works

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_05]: On a small screen

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_05]: How long do you want

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_02]: A month

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Give me a month

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_05]: From when the power comes back on

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Great

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_05]: And

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Is this movie going to be top three maybe

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_05]: For me? Could be

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Top three of the year

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm floored by these reactions

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_00]: What?

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I am not floored

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_03]: By yours

[00:24:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Antonio Keon texted me Saturday night

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And he said

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Bro was Real West any good

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know these things

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I look on twitter

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Was it any good

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I haven't watched it yet

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I said

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know buddy

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll let you know

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_03]: I said I'll give you an honest review

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And what I wrote to him was

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I would call this movie slightly above average

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And the reason I would say slightly above average

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Is because the one thing this movie has

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_03]: In spades is

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Lucas Bryant and Kimberly Studis

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_03]: There is no doubt about it

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And if the movie rises and falls

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_03]: On the chemistry alone

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Boy howdy do they have chemistry

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_03]: The rest of this movie

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I kinda hated

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Number one

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I spent the first hour of this movie

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And this is kind of a wait what but I've got plenty of them

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Looking for lettuce

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_03]: But also I was very locked in

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I had no distractions for this

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Everybody else was asleep

[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I was really locked in on this movie

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that was the problem

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe it was the power being out

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Willing to admit all of that

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I gave this movie

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Zero whatever we gave it

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And zero creams

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And I was wrong on that because the chemistry is definitely there

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Aaron what did Bryan and I

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Can you look up what Bryan and I gave

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_05]: You got it

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh I didn't

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh wonderful thank you so much

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: So

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I spent the first hour

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Of this movies run time

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Believing

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Please hear me out on this

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_03]: You're distracted

[00:25:52] [SPEAKER_03]: You creamed it?

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_03]: It was also the last movie

[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_03]: I put a cork in it

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_01]: 3dsl I put a cork in it

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if that's good or not

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I spent the first hour of this movie believing

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_03]: The sister was trying to set up

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Suss dad and Lucas Bryant

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it makes zero sense

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_03]: To me

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_03]: That with all of the chemistry

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And then she goes back

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And the sister keeps going

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you go off on just a duo

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you guys dance

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You two just go ride horses

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to be a part of it

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically for the

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Majority of the run time of this movie

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_03]: The sister keeps finding new ways

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_03]: For her sister and Lucas Bryant

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_03]: To be intimate

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_03]: To be close and by themselves

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like weird

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_03]: An hour into this movie

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_03]: She's going to be like

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_03]: We knew he was the perfect guy

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_03]: She would have never gone for him

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_03]: So we set it up

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And instead

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_03]: It turns out the sister is actually with him

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Which brings in all kinds of problems

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Suss dad doesn't immediately say something

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Lucas Bryant doesn't say something

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_03]: That's weird

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_03]: She tells her very early on that she's with this guy

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_03]: But I'm talking about Suss dad saying

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey we're having all these moments

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_03]: She doesn't say anything

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_03]: She actually does it

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Later she goes if I could do it again

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_05]: She was like hey I gotta tell you something

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And then she's like I know who it is

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Bobby Briggs

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_03]: But then an hour in I'm like

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_03]: This could be a real fun Pearl Harbor

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Dan in real life weird love triangle

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And they can make it work

[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And instead we spend time looking for a lost ghost hunting kid

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And I couldn't believe that either

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And we try to make up

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_03]: For that with the fact that Suss dad

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Is giving the performance of a lifetime

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Making you try to feel that matters

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And they do this thing where they say goodbye

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_03]: To dad and I felt like it was forced

[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I felt like I didn't belong in this movie

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And it hurt overall the chemistry

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: That they had because I thought

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It should have been a set up

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_03]: The fact that this sister is like I really love this dude

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to see him keep going

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I've set up a romantic picnic for you

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Like what else does she need to do for them

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_03]: She's like please go

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Horse riding

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't want to dance with him could you slow dance with him

[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm going to have him play us

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Literally she's like you go dance with him sorry can't do it

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're like this next one is for the couples

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And she's like got him

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I couldn't believe she was actually with him

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_03]: That was my big hurdle for this movie

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like it's very clear

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_03]: They're setting him up and then they weren't setting him up

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_03]: The chemistry is there

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_03]: The rest of this movie

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Didn't really do it for me

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm with you on the dad scene

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_01]: The saying goodbye to dad

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Not a good scene

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_03]: To be fair

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll just go ahead and start the feel segment

[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Because you're going to probably say that scene worked for you

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Because that's who you are as a human being

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And I still love you and respect you and appreciate you

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Even if you're wrong

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And I have on very good authority

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That the original script of this movie

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Did not have the detour

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_03]: And deviation into the kid stuff

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_03]: But was more about the love quadrangle

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And that was the original intention

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the movie

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And then we hallmarked it up

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And made it with the kid

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And that, I didn't know that until after I had already

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Formed my opinion on this movie

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_03]: But that cemented it

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_03]: When I heard that I was like

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yup, that makes a lot more sense

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the movie that I would rather be seeing

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_03]: This kid stuff

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Both the kids hated it

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_01]: That was my big issue

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And that is my feels

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_01]: That I was angry

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I heard about the script thing

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It's angry feels

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_03]: They're not happy feels, they're angry feels

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_01]: All feelings matter

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_01]: My feels was the hat scene, obviously

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Great scene, great scene

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And they topped it off

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_01]: They blew me away

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_01]: When you realize

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_01]: That he doesn't even work there

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_01]: That was like

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_02]: He's dating somebody

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_02]: What's he doing there

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_01]: 100%

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Perfect scene

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Phenomenal scene

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't believe it

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Him not working there but doing the whole thing

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Holy cow, that was phenomenal

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Great scene

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_05]: So

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_05]: My feels is

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_05]: The kid

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Let me say this

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Boo

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Shut your tail

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Boo

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh oh, I'm going to give you tenure

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Take it back

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously I love ghosts

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_05]: And I love the ghost hunting

[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_05]: The Black Dahlia

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_05]: And I loved

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_05]: That this kid was obsessed

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_05]: With ghosts and I was like

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_05]: This is great, I love this

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't see it coming

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_05]: That his obsession

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_05]: With ghosts

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Was

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Because he's trying to find his dad

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And dag gum it

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_05]: If it didn't work for me

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought that was really sweet

[00:30:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm so happy for you buddy

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't see it coming

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Him trying to say goodbye

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_01]: To dad, I was like that's sweet

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_01]: They could have done that somewhere else

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_01]: In another movie

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_01]: You wanted a sequel

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_02]: The realer West

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I liked the sentiment there

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_01]: But it became

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_05]: If a kid lost his dad

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_01]: And he becomes obsessed with ghosts because he wants to see his dad

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_01]: It just felt like such a powerful moment

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_01]: This just came out of nowhere

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_03]: That is a moment that has to be earned

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_03]: With something that takes place in the first hour and ten minutes

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the movie

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It was earned for me by the mention of ghosts

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Of course it was

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not expensive

[00:31:32] [SPEAKER_05]: You're an easy boy

[00:31:35] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll take a quick break, we'll come back

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And we'll do the What the Hallmark?

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Here on Deck the Hallmark

[00:31:40] What the Hallmark?

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Underwear

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh man

[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Welcome back everybody

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_05]: We're having a good time over here

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Totally normal

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_05]: On Philo, philo.tv slash Steve Howard

[00:31:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Everything looks normal

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Ryan is always dying for the bit

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_05]: You are the vibe of this episode

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_05]: You're the vibe of the episode

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Congratulations

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't really know what that means

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_05]: What does that mean?

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_05]: The vibe of the episode

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I think I'm just like the essence of the

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_01]: That's where we're all headed

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It's time for the Wait What?

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_01]: It's where we talk about what the movie made us go

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_05]: And I will start with you

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_05]: The vibe of the episode

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_05]: What did you think?

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, what's your Wait What?

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_01]: It was mentioned

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I felt like late

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_01]: But they said the coffee

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_01]: The coffee was a three hour coffee

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It just

[00:32:40] [SPEAKER_01]: That's a long coffee break

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_01]: For those two to just hang out for three hours

[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Starting off like

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_01]: This is beyond just a hey we had a good time together

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Three hour coffee is a long time

[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_01]: The older

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I wrote this in the dark

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh no

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Here it is

[00:32:59] [SPEAKER_01]: It's the only book I salvaged from the flood

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_01]: The older son

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Working late on college

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Applications

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay

[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_01]: With his girlfriend working late on those college

[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that what we're calling it these days?

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess so

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_01]: You learn so much

[00:33:18] [SPEAKER_01]: About the lingo and how it changes

[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to work

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_01]: On college applications

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Winky face

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Emoji

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Sneaking the girlfriend

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Into the vacation last minute

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you imagine

[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You're a senior in high school

[00:33:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you imagine

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you imagine

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you imagine

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Being a senior in high school

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And you telling your girlfriend

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_03]: That she's coming on the trip

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And she shows up and you haven't told your parents

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What your parents would have done

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Her parents heading to Hawaii

[00:33:55] [SPEAKER_05]: That's my Wait What

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_05]: My Wait What is that you wouldn't check

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Your

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Daughters

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Boyfriends parents

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_05]: That it's okay that she goes on vacation

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_01]: She's just like here you go

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_05]: She's the problem

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_01]: She's the problem

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_03]: My parents would have been like

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_03]: They would have just looked at me like

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Like I was stupid

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_03]: They'd be like what do you mean she's coming

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Not even just from a

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_03]: It's your girlfriend standpoint

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the money of it all

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_03]: My parents didn't have a lot of money

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_03]: If we were going on vacation

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You just added 20% of income

[00:34:30] [SPEAKER_03]: To the trip that I got to pay for

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_03]: That was crazy

[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I would have loved to have

[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Had a girlfriend to invite on vacation

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It's overrated

[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Don't worry about it

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Just the line

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what we had girlfriends in high school

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And that dumb moment in this movie didn't work for us

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_03]: So maybe we're just a little

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_03]: We're a little bit more scarred

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_03]: There you go

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_01]: The line to the sister was

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Tough

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_01]: But tender

[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Nice

[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_05]: That's all for me

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I wrote the thing about

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_05]: So as much as I love

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Ghost hunting kid

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And that moment

[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_05]: What I didn't love

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Was the older son

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Being like hey maybe

[00:35:16] [SPEAKER_05]: He's playing hide and go seek

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And mom going

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_05]: I forgot

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_05]: You loved playing hide and go seek

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_05]: How could you forget

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Every kid

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Every kid

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I forgot that you

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Unlike every child

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Loved playing hide and go seek

[00:35:34] [SPEAKER_05]: She's so distracted by tenure

[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_05]: It's tough making it tough to concentrate

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_05]: I wonder what it's like to be the only kid that likes hide and go seek

[00:35:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You're just trying to rope people into playing

[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And everybody's like

[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Hide and go seek

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Go back inside Josh

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Go hide

[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Josh go hide we'll find you

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll find you Josh

[00:35:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay

[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_05]: That's it Dan

[00:35:58] [SPEAKER_05]: That's all you had

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_03]: It's almost like a half phone screen

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_03]: It's almost like I was

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Freaking locked in

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_03]: My last one

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_05]: What is

[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Scott O'Day and Cook

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_03]: What's he doing these days

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's O'Day and Cook

[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_03]: The amount of work it takes to break in

[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Horses I'm not familiar with

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_03]: But I know it's more than this

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_03]: They find a wild mustang

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_03]: In the evening

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And the next morning he brings a kid

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Into the cage to kiss its nose

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Guy

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_03]: No you're not the

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Freaking horse whisperer

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_03]: A wild mustang

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of my information on this comes from watching Yellowstone

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Where Taylor Sheridan is like

[00:36:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Very serious about all this stuff

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_03]: But like it takes months

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_03]: To break a wild mustang

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't get it in the evening

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Do some miracle cure

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_03]: And then it's an animal

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_03]: For kids

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't do that

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_03]: You're going to get somebody hurt

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Not great

[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Also they go to a rodeo in this movie

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_03]: If you're not watching on filo I did use air quotes

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Because

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_03]: This is not

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_03]: A rodeo

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It fundamentally is a lot of things

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a fall festival without the fall foliage

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_03]: It's that

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a carnival with livestock

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes

[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Rodeo? No

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Even Ride is more authentic on the rodeo

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Than Real West

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_03]: There's not even

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Why do they call it a rodeo

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_05]: I've heard that they're going to call

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Really?

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it ropes in the rains?

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Join the pain?

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Rocks in the mud?

[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Bulls in the mud?

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_03]: They call it a rodeo?

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Because Garth will pull anything

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_05]: So

[00:37:54] [SPEAKER_05]: If Garth pulled this episode from filo

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_05]: We apologize

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_05]: He's very protective

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Garth is like you need to buy that at Walmart

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_05]: You got to find it on my own streaming service

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Or you can buy it from Dick's Born Goods

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's all we can do

[00:38:08] [SPEAKER_05]: That impression is made up for any offense

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_01]: You can cause with the song

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I love you Garth

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_03]: At one point

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Sussex character needs to find Lucas Bryant

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_03]: They're like he's gone

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_03]: He went to move a herd of cattle

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_03]: She jumps on a horse and goes after him

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_03]: That's awesome

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_03]: She gets there

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_03]: He's there

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what's not there?

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_03]: The herd of cattle

[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_03]: The thing about herding cattle is

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_01]: You have to stay with those boys

[00:38:35] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how you do that

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe he's not good at it

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That's my other thing

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_03]: They're like he's gone all the time

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And my man is here

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_03]: This guy

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_03]: He's like dust in the wind

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_03]: If you see him today, you won't see him tomorrow

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_03]: He just happens to be here for a fortnight

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And you caught him at the right time

[00:38:56] [SPEAKER_03]: He's breaking in wild mustangs

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_03]: But he will be gone

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_03]: As soon as you want him to stay

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_03]: He will be gone

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_03]: You need to know that

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_03]: He will be gone

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_03]: That's good

[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_03]: That's good stuff

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_03]: The sister gets really mad at Susdad

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And Susdad's like

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I should have told you this was the guy I met

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And then she said

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_03]: I promise you I'll never do it again

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Pinky swear

[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_03]: What are the

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the world where that happens a second time

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_03]: If I ever meet

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_03]: A hot guy

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_03]: In the hat store

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And really have a connection with him

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And it turns out it's your boyfriend

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I promise you

[00:39:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Next time that that happens

[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause it's gonna happen next week

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Next time that happens

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I will tell you immediately

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause that's the right thing

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_05]: To do

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_05]: If I sing My Love Opened the Door again

[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_05]: You know it's happening

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the key word

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Great song

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Great song

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Great scene

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Last but not least

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_03]: The sister takes this whole thing

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_03]: So well

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_03]: She's like I think I love this guy

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Can you spend a romantic day with him

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And see if he's got any quirks

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Before I just fall completely madly in love with him

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Please do it

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And then it turns out

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Sus dad's in love with him

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And she takes him

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And she's like well I mean Bobby's available

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So cool you guys do your thing

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I've never seen somebody take this

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_03]: This well

[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it's fantastic

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Really really good

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_03]: That's all I got

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't even need the paper for this

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_01]: He's got it

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Got it right up here in the old noggin

[00:40:43] [SPEAKER_01]: The old cowboy hat head

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_01]: My question is

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_01]: So they go back to Boulder

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_01]: They're hanging out

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe he moves on in to her place

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_01]: They get real close

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Is he still doing cowboy things there

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Is he heading out at daybreak

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_03]: The best I can figure on him is

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Another big problem for me with this movie

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that he's like a multi

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Rodeo champion

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got all the buckles

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the white in his knuckles

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_03]: The gold in the buckle

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_03]: He has so many

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_03]: That he's set with for life

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's all well and good

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Which means he can live wherever he wants

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_03]: But then they also make him like this

[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Nomadic traveling

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Should have been a cowboy

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm here that I'm gone

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the part that I just didn't understand

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure he can be there

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_03]: But also

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Why did it take this

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_03]: For him to be like I can be in one place

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I just picture him heading out

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_01]: In the morning the sun's coming up

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_01]: He's out there with his coffee

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_01]: With his cowboy boot up on the fence

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Tipping his hat at the neighbors

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_01]: What is this weirdo out there

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Slinging his rope around all morning

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the first time he thinks he's made a mistake

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_03]: He's been traveling his whole life

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_03]: He's set for the rest of his life

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_03]: What is it six months in

[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Son of a bee

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_01]: He's going to get too comfortable

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_05]: As much as I love the ghost hunting scene

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_05]: In the moment

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_05]: She shuts him down very quickly

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_05]: She's like you're not going to find him

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe we should give it one

[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Proper go

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's get real equipment

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's get in some experts

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Get Taps in here or whatever

[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And let's do it right

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Before you shut down your child's

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Ghost imagination

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And hope for seeing dad

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's give it one

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_05]: He's just out there he's got no tools

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_05]: He's never going to see dad that way

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Got to get the gear out

[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_05]: You got to do it at night

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Everyone knows that

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's give it one proper go

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Before crushing a child's dream

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_05]: That's all that I'm saying

[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And I would like to see that

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_05]: As a special on Hallmark Plus

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Finding dad

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_05]: That makes one

[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Did you already do yours

[00:42:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I did not, thanks for remembering

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't remember the context of this

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a scene where Suss Dad

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And Lucas Bryan are talking

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_03]: They clearly hear a woman

[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Fall and groan in the background

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And a horse neigh

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_03]: They look back and then they just keep

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Talking

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_05]: That was Suss Dad

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's right

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_03]: They're not going to go see what that's about

[00:43:22] [SPEAKER_03]: They're not going to go help

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_05]: He knew, that was the whole thing

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_05]: So Lucas Bryan knew

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Because she goes over there and is like there you are

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I'm talking about

[00:43:30] [SPEAKER_05]: He's talking to the kid

[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_05]: He didn't want to draw attention to it

[00:43:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Because he knew that it was Suss Dad

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Got it

[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_03]: The kid would have heard it

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_05]: But he's just kind of like whatever

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That's my mom back there

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the kid didn't know

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_05]: That it was his mom

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You could probably hear that sounds like my mom

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_05]: You know your mom's grunt?

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_05]: That kid stumbles rocks

[00:43:53] [SPEAKER_05]: There's not many people out there

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Close your eyes, we got three grunts

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_05]: One of them is your mom

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Are you ready?

[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Why do I have to close my eyes?

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Which mom's your grunt?

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Are you ready?

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not closing my eyes

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Close your eyes

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm doing the other two

[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_05]: So you do it, which one is Dan's mom?

[00:44:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Are you ready?

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Never been more ready

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Two

[00:44:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Two's right

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_05]: It's time for Double Decker of the Week

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_05]: It is where we dive deep

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Into the life of one of these Double Deckers

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_05]: That has signed up

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Bramble Jam Plus

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Either Double Decker tier or higher

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Who do we have today?

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_03]: We're looking for Laura Schenner

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, Laura, come on down

[00:44:41] [SPEAKER_01]: So Laura, what I did

[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean we've been without internet

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_01]: How'd you do this?

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_01]: This was tricky and probably illegal

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if we should talk about the means

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_01]: But Laura out there

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_01]: We're really trying to raise up people's spirits

[00:44:56] [SPEAKER_01]: We would have all had power

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I was using a lot of the internet

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Just to get this information

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_01]: You have to

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_01]: It's part of the job

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_01]: What am I supposed to do? Not do it?

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_01]: So Laura wants to raise people's spirits

[00:45:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Get them thinking

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_01]: She started a service where she just calls people

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And asks them rhetorical questions

[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_01]: To get them thinking

[00:45:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Who'd want to be a millionaire?

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_03]: So you call someone and you ask them a question

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And you get a question that doesn't need an answer

[00:45:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it could have a lot of answers

[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Who would want to be a millionaire?

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Or any rhetorical question

[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Imagine this, you get a phone call from Regis

[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_03]: He says, do you want to be a millionaire?

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_03]: They put you on the show

[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You win with two lifelines to spare

[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Picture this, you act like nothing ever happened

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_05]: You go and you bury all the money in a coffee can

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Wow, can I tell you something?

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I've been given more than Regis ever gave

[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_03]: How'd you do that?

[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I was a dead man

[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Called to come out of my grave

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's time

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_01]: For making some noise

[00:45:54] [SPEAKER_01]: So questions like that

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Wake the neighbors

[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Get the word out

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on in

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Shake up the music

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Climb a mountain and shout

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Garth is fine with this

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, she'll just call up random people

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Give them a question

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Say, hey, is the sky blue?

[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Or whatever

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Ask her any rhetorical question that she can think of

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_01]: What's the name of the company?

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_01]: She calls it Rhetorical

[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Who pays for it?

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_05]: It's donation based

[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_05]: So if you have a good experience

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_05]: It's donation based

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Rhetorical

[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_02]: So do you have to sign up for this service?

[00:46:42] [SPEAKER_02]: No, she'll find you

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_02]: So she's cold calling people

[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's like a robo-call

[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Basically

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Hello

[00:46:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Hello

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_04]: How's it going?

[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_04]: This is Rhetorical

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_04]: What do you do?

[00:46:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I got a question for you

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Please, fire away. I've been waiting

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I cannot wait. This is my dream come true

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it? Yeah, cold call for questions

[00:47:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you ready?

[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I was born ready. Seats burning or holding a pocket

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_03]: What is 2 plus 2?

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's not rhetorical at all, you dumb dumb

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, let me give you one more

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm ready. Hit me

[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_04]: What's the capital of Arkansas?

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Little Rock, also

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Not rhetorical

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Ask one that's rhetorical, please

[00:47:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, here is one more

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Here is one more for you

[00:47:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Aren't you rhetorical? Yes

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I just read the questions

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, nope

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_03]: It's got to be one I'm supposed to think on

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay

[00:47:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Here we go

[00:47:43] [SPEAKER_04]: You're going 65 miles per hour

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_04]: on a train going south

[00:47:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh great

[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_04]: It needs to make a stop

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Where are you stopping?

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Also Little Rock

[00:47:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Rhetorical

[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_05]: We did it everybody

[00:47:59] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll be back tomorrow

[00:48:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Air quotes for that one

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Until then, we're the first to wish you a Merry Christmas

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_05]: You're about to hear some ads

[00:48:30] [SPEAKER_05]: that help keep the lights on here in the old studio

[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for listening

[00:48:36] [SPEAKER_05]: or don't listen

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_05]: It's really up to you at this point

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_05]: It's at the end of the show

[00:48:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you're listening to me, hi

[00:48:43] [SPEAKER_05]: But here they come

[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I promise they're coming

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Yep, here they are

[00:48:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Happy days

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey