Top 10 Store-Bought Ice Creams

Grab a spoon and clear some freezer space—this week on The Diss List, Shelby (aka @shelbysscoop) joins us to rank the Top 10 Store-Bought Ice Creams.

From premium pints to classic cartons, we’re talking flavor, texture, mix-ins, and whether something actually deserves that “artisanal” price tag. Shelby brings the expertise, the hot takes, and the scoop knowledge—and we bring opinions we’re way too confident about.

Expect:

Frozen aisle favorites
Brand loyalty battles
At least one shocking omission
A sudden craving you cannot ignore